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[cannedcream]

Alphyn wrote...

Aw, dude. That's so cruel.

But imagine boning Tali on the desk!

Oh, I will.

[sergio71785]

cannedcream wrote...

Miranda: You wanted to see me commander?

Shepard: Yes, take a seat. Frist of all, we here on the Normandy would like to thank you for all of your hard work, but sometimes a person and their position just aren't. . .the right fit. What I'm saying is; I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.

Miranda: You're. . .you're firing me?

Shepard: In so many words, yes.

Miranda: Can you even do that?

Shepard: Please have your desk cleaned out within the hour.

Miranda: But. . .we're floating in the middle of deep space.

Shepard: Security.

*One hour later*

Tali: You wanted to see me, Commander?

Shepard: Tali! Yes, I was wondering; how would you like to have your own office? 

LOL

[greywarden1212]

Grif101 wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Thank you for this delightful comment.

lol i want you

.........Looks like you got your work cut out for you Alphyn!

alphyn hit him with some of your sex stories

[Archonsg]

cannedcream wrote...

So, I was thinking about when Shepard piles the whole crew into shuttle to run off and do the mystery mission right before the Collectors invade the ship and I was thinking. . .that shuttle is kinda small. It had to cramped as hell. I like to imagine the ride went something like this:

Garrus: I'm hungry!
Zaeed: This ship smells funny.
Miranda: Shepard! Jack keeps touching me!
Jack: Did not.
Miranda: Did too!
Legion: We saw the one named Jack lick her finger and poke the human Miranda.
Miranda: Ohmygod! I have spit on me!
Jacob: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Garrus: Shepard! Grunt's on my side!
Grunt: I need more room.
Garrus: It's cause you're fatter then hell.
Gurnt: Don't make me kill you, Turian.
Garrus: Shepard! Grunt said he's going to kill me!
Tali: Are we there yet?
Jacob: I seriously need to go!
Thane: I feel car sick.
Shepard: Shut up! Everyone shut the hell up! If one more person makes so much as a peep I'm turning this shuttle around and we're all going back home! Okay?!
All: Okay. . .
Shepard: Good. Now sit quietly and watch Finding Nemo on the TV.
Mordin: . . .Film preposterous. Marine life lack vocal cords, let alone able ability to feel complex emotions of love.
Shepard: Damn it! What did I JUST SAY?
Mordin: . . .Is still true. . .

classic. Hope you saved this in a blog. Should be kept for all to see. Considering this thread moves so fast it'll get buried.

[Grif101]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Grif101 wrote...


.........Looks like you got your work cut out for you Alphyn!

He's got a lover in every thread

Yes I expected chewy to make advances on him.........and now this mukie feller!

[Himmelstor]

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
No day would be complete without!
Part Four of Stars Crossed is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/3742/

Carry over. With music:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJGpsL_XYQI&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw2Ic_2XdVQ&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBYhQnjyrWo&feature=related

[Alphyn]

munkie-luva wrote...

you sound "delightful"

If by "delightful" you mean "I'll take you to places where you've never even thought of".

That is a joke.

[munkie-luva]

greywarden1212 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Thank you for this delightful comment.

lol i want you

.........Looks like you got your work cut out for you Alphyn!

alphyn hit him with some of your sex stories

SEX PLZZZZ

[ForbiddenQTip]

That munkie-luve guy is creeping me out.

[Strawberry Kiwi]

greywarden1212 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Thank you for this delightful comment.

lol i want you

.........Looks like you got your work cut out for you Alphyn!

alphyn hit him with some of your sex stories

Toilets or gtfo. :happy:

[Alphyn]

cannedcream wrote...

Oh, I will.

I know you will, man. I know you will...

[Himmelstor]

cannedcream wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Aw, dude. That's so cruel.

But imagine boning Tali on the desk!

Oh, I will.

Way ahead of...

[gkillerrin]

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

lol i want you

Me? Why?

well, atleast he's not after me... I have enough Quarians to fit into my schedule as it is... Im frankly exhausted good thing I get a week off of reproducing... Man the flotilla is going tough on biotic quarians now... *Rolls Eyes*

[munkie-luva]

ForbiddenQTip wrote...

That munkie-luve guy is creeping me out.

[Alphyn]

munkie-luva wrote...

SEX PLZZZZ

In good time, dear.

[Grif101]

greywarden1212 wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

my wee wee is hard to tali

Thank you for this delightful comment.

lol i want you

.........Looks like you got your work cut out for you Alphyn!

alphyn hit him with some of your sex stories

Well no wonder..........my sex stories cause horniness in anyone from random people to gerbils:blink:

Doc will no doubt want to study this;)

[Alphyn]

greywarden1212 wrote...

alphyn hit him with some of your sex stories

They're not my sex stories, they're Tali's and Shepard's.

[cannedcream]

Phil725 wrote...

Hmm, I like it, but I wouldn't want to risk any Miranda stuff rubbing off on Tali.  Besides, Tali has a perfectly good office up on deck 1, complete with a nice comfy bed

I would offer the office to Garrus, but it would probably interfere with his calibrations.  I'm thinking maybe Jack, I think we may be able to get her to be a little more cheery in ME3, and getting her out of the basement would be a nice first step.

Deck 1 is for play.
The new office is for work. . .and play.

I will say this for Jack's romance; she does get kinda cute and 'girly' at times. Of course, I've only seen them on YouTube. I'd never cheat on Tali in game.

[munkie-luva]

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

SEX PLZZZZ

In good time, dear.

grrrrrr

[PaladinXelezar]

Himmelstor wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
No day would be complete without!
Part Four of Stars Crossed is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/3742/

Carry over. With music:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJGpsL_XYQI&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw2Ic_2XdVQ&feature=channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBYhQnjyrWo&feature=related

Sweet balls of Bioware! stop clouding this forum with this crap.

[Jake71887]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ok I'm back from steam battle royale.

Not a serious battle I hope 

[Alphyn]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ok I'm back from steam battle royale.

I've got a lover, by the looks of things.

[Himmelstor]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Ok I'm back from steam battle royale.

*Prepares notebook*
What was end result?