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[Alphyn]

munkie-luva wrote...

ya i havent jerked in 3 hours and i want new material

To be honest, man, my stories don't touch anything explicit. Tali just tells the story.

[GMR25]

Hello everyone, what's the discussion tonight?

*reads page*......

Desk sex????

[sergio71785]

Tali: Thank you for the new office Shepard, but why is there a reservoir of water in it? 

Shepard: It's not a reservoir, it's a hot tub. We're going to put that to good use, and often.  Don't worry though, I made sure a powerful filter was installed that'll keep the water perpetually sterilized. 

Tali: Wait, we're going to bathe in it? That's such a wasteful and inefficient use of water! 

Shepard: Yes it is, and you're going to enjoy every second of it <3 

[Archonsg]

cannedcream wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

classic. Hope you saved this in a blog. Should be kept for all to see. Considering this thread moves so fast it'll get buried.

You think I should?
. . .hmm. Okay. I'm going to start saving the ones I like to my blog on here.
Thanks Archonsg.
To show my appreciation I'm going give you a cookie. I jammed it into my CD tray. It should now pop out of yours. . .that's how the internet works, right?

No more then the guy who went " What do you mean close all my windows? My room's in the basement!"
Ahhh the tech support stories I could tell...

[Strawberry Kiwi]

Grif101 wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

send me an original story just 4 me

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

ya i havent jerked in 3 hours and i want new material

He's a keeper Alphyn!

Okay, I'll admit. I'm literally tearing up at this.

[SirEmilCrane]

Himmelstor wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

There's still a desk in Shepard's office.

Although now that I think about it, doing it on Miranda's desk would be pretty much the ultimate insult.  Too mean for me personally, but I'm sure some others can have fun with the massively hurtful irony

Is there ANYWHERE Tali and Shepard wouldn't do it?

The fish tank, maybe?

My laboratory.
Have installed locks...
...and almost never leave...

But think of the data you could record, actual field testing of human quarian intercourse.

[Garlador]

Himmelstor wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

There's still a desk in Shepard's office.

Although now that I think about it, doing it on Miranda's desk would be pretty much the ultimate insult.  Too mean for me personally, but I'm sure some others can have fun with the massively hurtful irony

Is there ANYWHERE Tali and Shepard wouldn't do it?

The fish tank, maybe?

My laboratory.
Have installed locks...
...and almost never leave...

You have to sleep sometime...

[Himmelstor]

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
No day would be complete without!
Part Four of Stars Crossed is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/3742/

Carry over. With music:

[greywarden1212]

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

ya i havent jerked in 3 hours and i want new material

To be honest, man, my stories don't touch anything explicit. Tali just tells the story.

what about the.....toilet scene

[munkie-luva]

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

ya i havent jerked in 3 hours and i want new material

To be honest, man, my stories don't touch anything explicit. Tali just tells the story.

im just joking, broski;

[Alphyn]

gkillerrin wrote...

NAH, they'll just wear oxygen masks...


.... and just as Kelly comes in to feed fish, she's in for a suprise

Oh, dude. That'd be... awesome?

[Himmelstor]

sergio71785 wrote...

Tali: Thank you for the new office Shepard, but why is there a reservoir of water in it? 

Shepard: It's not a reservoir, it's a hot tub. We're going to put that to good use, and often.  Don't worry though, I made sure a powerful filter was installed that'll keep the water perpetually sterilized. 

Tali: Wait, we're going to bathe in it? That's such a wasteful and inefficient use of water! 

Shepard: Yes it is, and you're going to enjoy every second of it <3 

Ah...sergio is treasure trove for Thread Improv file...

[Alphyn]

greywarden1212 wrote...

what about the.....toilet scene

I don't desribe what happens, just where they are and how they're going to do it.

[Alphyn]

munkie-luva wrote...
im just joking, broski;

No sh*t.

[Grif101]

Alphyn wrote...

munkie-luva wrote...

ya i havent jerked in 3 hours and i want new material

To be honest, man, my stories don't touch anything explicit. Tali just tells the story.

All you had to do was ask! I'll give you one of my sex stories and then you can pretend it's yours!

After the story I'm sure thing's will get very...........intimate

[Arijharn]

Phil725 wrote...

Arijharn wrote...

I think it's safe to assume that with the behemoth size of this thread and Miranda's that both Tali and Miranda at least will return in Mass Effect 3.

Miranda will return because she is the most marketable character.  She has a famous VA and a body that just screams "hey 13 year olds, go tell your parents to buy you this game."  She also has plot armor out the ass.  She's staying.

Tali will be back because she has proven to be a ridiculously popular character among the fanbase, most likely to the complete surprise of Bioware.  With the mystery still surrounding her, and the whole situation with the quarians, she's simply the most interesting character going forward as well.  Whether she'll be back as a squad mate isn't really the question, I'm more wondering if Bioware will cave to the fans and give Tali more screen time than she had in ME2. (hoping )

I hardly think Miranda is the most 'marketable' character tbph, and I'm biased in case you couldn't tell by my signature. Sure, Yvonne Strahovski co-stars in NBC's Chuck but other than that, she hasn't really done much in the US of A that I'm aware of (although she's done more here in Australia, but not really in the public-eye if you know what I mean, in case you aren't; then lets say that the first time I heard of her was in Chuck, and not in any Australian program). I like Miranda in more than just her physical 'perfection' which honestly has more to do with the eyes of the beholder than anything else (although I have to say that she strikes me as being 'hot' perhaps unsurprisingly). I agree with the 'plot armor' idea-thing though, her father is rather foreshadowed isn't he? Apparently Miranda is hard to kill as well going by these forums, although I've never tried (everytime I tried something 'new' I inevitably end up romancing Miranda because I actually find her interesting... and other than because she's well, 'hot.'

As for Tali, well... I don't like her as a romanceable character in all honesty, although I like her character quite a bit. To me at least, Tali always struck me as a 'kid-sister' sort of character, and I'm far more interested in pushing her towards Kal'Reegar since it's obvious to me that there is plenty of mutual respect/admiration and possibly a bit of flirtation between them.

Also, I feel the need however unjustified, to point out that I'm not 13 years old and that I still like Miranda. I find her to be a study of contrasts, and not the loopy crazy contrasts like Jack (who I honestly can't stand, but I also can't stand the idea of killing her off either), she's self-assured in a way but also rather insecure, but not insecure in the way of a 'clingy woman,' which I'm sure every guy can relate to in some way (much the same as women can't stand 'clingy guys' I'd wager) 

[munkie-luva]

Alphyn wrote...

greywarden1212 wrote...

what about the.....toilet scene

I don't desribe what happens, just where they are and how they're going to do it.

that can be very descriptive... POST NOW

[Himmelstor]

Garlador wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

There's still a desk in Shepard's office.

Although now that I think about it, doing it on Miranda's desk would be pretty much the ultimate insult.  Too mean for me personally, but I'm sure some others can have fun with the massively hurtful irony

Is there ANYWHERE Tali and Shepard wouldn't do it?

The fish tank, maybe?

My laboratory.
Have installed locks...
...and almost never leave...

You have to sleep sometime...

One hour. Irregular time.

[Phil725]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Boning tali on a desk eh?
:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

I'm sure Miranda would understand.

Knowing her tastes she would probably enjoy watching

I think she would take it pretty hard personally.  She puts on a tough front, but I think the whole, seeing the result of losing Shepard to a quarian first hand, on her desk, may be a little too much.  She definitely doesn't care about Shepard as much as Tali does in the reverse situation, but she's very prideful, and that pretty much cuts her legs completely off.  It would definitely lose her loyalty at least

[gkillerrin]

Garlador wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

There's still a desk in Shepard's office.

Although now that I think about it, doing it on Miranda's desk would be pretty much the ultimate insult.  Too mean for me personally, but I'm sure some others can have fun with the massively hurtful irony

Is there ANYWHERE Tali and Shepard wouldn't do it?

The fish tank, maybe?

My laboratory.
Have installed locks...
...and almost never leave...

You have to sleep sometime...

Check the security cameras... already done, sorry doc

[Himmelstor]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

There's still a desk in Shepard's office.

Although now that I think about it, doing it on Miranda's desk would be pretty much the ultimate insult.  Too mean for me personally, but I'm sure some others can have fun with the massively hurtful irony

Is there ANYWHERE Tali and Shepard wouldn't do it?

The fish tank, maybe?

My laboratory.
Have installed locks...
...and almost never leave...

But think of the data you could record, actual field testing of human quarian intercourse.

This is true...

[Alphyn]

Strawberry Kiwi wrote...

Okay, I'll admit. I'm literally tearing up at this.

I'm concerned and p*ssing myself at the same time.

[Garlador]

Himmelstor wrote...

Garlador wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

There's still a desk in Shepard's office.

Although now that I think about it, doing it on Miranda's desk would be pretty much the ultimate insult.  Too mean for me personally, but I'm sure some others can have fun with the massively hurtful irony

Is there ANYWHERE Tali and Shepard wouldn't do it?

The fish tank, maybe?

My laboratory.
Have installed locks...
...and almost never leave...

You have to sleep sometime...

One hour. Irregular time.

One hour? No prob...

[SirEmilCrane]

Phil725 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Boning tali on a desk eh?
:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

I'm sure Miranda would understand.

Knowing her tastes she would probably enjoy watching

I think she would take it pretty hard personally.  She puts on a tough front, but I think the whole, seeing the result of losing Shepard to a quarian first hand, on her desk, may be a little too much.  She definitely doesn't care about Shepard as much as Tali does in the reverse situation, but she's very prideful, and that pretty much cuts her legs completely off.  It would definitely lose her loyalty at least

/sarcasm

Oh no, I lost her loyalty, what ever will I do?

[gkillerrin]

Phil725 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Boning tali on a desk eh?
:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

I'm sure Miranda would understand.

Knowing her tastes she would probably enjoy watching

I think she would take it pretty hard personally.  She puts on a tough front, but I think the whole, seeing the result of losing Shepard to a quarian first hand, on her desk, may be a little too much.  She definitely doesn't care about Shepard as much as Tali does in the reverse situation, but she's very prideful, and that pretty much cuts her legs completely off.  It would definitely lose her loyalty at least

Not unless you already lost hers
then you can always get it back with 100% Paragon or Renegade...