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[Daurf815]

greywarden1212 wrote...

Blindside002 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...



Nude version here

Lies, link doesn't work....I feel cheap for actually wanting to see it though. lol

wow i missed this but its sexy
and i'd kill that geth and take her.

now what were we talking about in that other thread about pics seen in the tali thread?....hrmmm....

[greywarden1212]

gkillerrin wrote...

XD I might get a kick out of this topic

DAMN i missed alot

[cos1ne]

Hey guys I'm active in the other Tali thread, and I don't know how many of you are cross-referencing it but I came upon some calculations you guys might find interesting as well. Basically I have confirmed it is impossible to read every Tali post here, and that very soon no one will be able to keep up with it.

cos1ne wrote...



Ok guys I'm back from my calculations and I can honestly say I'm thoroughly surprised by my analysis.



My original bias was that obviously you'd be able to read every post in the Tali thread since it doesn't seem that insurmountable. However I have to warn everyone here, that we are in fact living in the era of the Taliarity (the Tali Singularity).



These are my calculations feel free to double check my math as I'm no math major.



Assuming the average person reads at 225 words per minute...

And assuming that the average post is 150 words....

That calculates the average person being able to read one post in 40 seconds.



Seeing as there are about 125,000 posts total for the Tali threads that means it will take you:

57 days 20 hours and 53 minutes to read every post in the Tali thread.



Now I know what your thinking that's not so insurmountable, sure the actual rate will probably be double or even triple that but we'll assume for simplicity that you are a 24 hour Tali reading machine.



Now in those nearly 2 months of straight reading (say goodbye to eating, sleeping, recreating) the Tali thread will not stay quiet waiting for you to "catch up". Oh no it will continue to grow like the monstrosity it is.



And we know it grows at a rate of approximately 160 posts per hour. Which means if my calculations are correct once you get finished you'll have another 395,040 posts to read to "catch up" again.



The frightening thing is that all of these new posts will take you 102 days 21 hours and 8 minutes to read again. Thus if you haven't been paying attention it is now impossible for anyone who has not been there from the beginning to read all the Tali threads, and if you are currently caught up, you are reaching the point where not even the die hard Tali fans will be able to keep up with the pace.



My friends we have entered a new era....an era where there is only Tali......{smilie}

[BTG_01]

cannedcream wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

And icthyology is a legitimate hobby!

. . .I'm sensing sarcasm. . .

I stand by what I said. May not have been deserving of an exclaimation mark, though.

[Mallissin]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

I swear, this token link thing for the BioWare Bazaar is worse than rickrolling.

They're doing it wrong.

[GMR25]

T3hMerc wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

T3hMerc wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

T3hMerc wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

T3hMerc wrote...

Commencing Troll attack!

You guys are all stupid idiots. Itz gust a jame gayz?!

An experienced troll doesn't announce the fact that it is trolling.

GTFO newf@g.

Joking friend... Also New****? What the hell is that 'sposed ta mean?

You're not a troll?

I am not a troll. And yes I would much like a hug.

*softly sobs*

*hugs*
Good.
If you were a troll i'd have done.... horrible things.

*Quivers* You guys are all right! Not creepy horrible monsters at all!

Well, some of us are...
But most of us are just nice people.

[Himmelstor]

Himmelstor wrote...

Shameless Self Promotion:
Part Six of Stars Crossed is up in blog!
Please read, comment, and enjoy!
Or old salarian will be sad.
Then return to research...
Lazy Link: http://social.biowar...1740/blog/3818/

Carry over. With music:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nfr_nWsXOBg&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6EmL6fMfgU&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssCVVbRbpvk&NR=1

[T3hMerc]

I lost my Mass Effect 1 disc. ****.

[Mallissin]

There's no way the average post in this thread is 150 words. Maybe 40 at most.

[T3hMerc]

Mallissin wrote...

There's no way the average post in this thread is 150 words. Maybe 40 at most.

The OP raises it a whole lot.

[cannedcream]

sergio71785 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Hey! I needed those ships. . .

We need them so that this "First Contact"-esque scene can occur:

Shepard: This isn't about revenge. It's about the future of the galaxy!

Tali: Shepard blow up the damn ship!

Shepard: NO!! NOOOOOOO!!!

*Shepard smashes his gun against the ship models in his cabin*

cannedcream approves. 

 Here, have an inappropriate emoticon:  

[Archonsg]

Mallissin wrote...

There's no way the average post in this thread is 150 words. Maybe 40 at most.

Depends on who is posting. 

I have been accused of Text Walling often enough that I try to keep my post as concise as possible these days.

[cos1ne]

Mallissin wrote...

There's no way the average post in this thread is 150 words. Maybe 40 at most.

Well it is an inexact science....however it is impossible to read for 24 hours straight which to make my math simple I assumed.

So if the number of words is a third of my calculations predict....then assume the time period being investigated is only 8 hours (1/3 of 24 hours).

So my calculations would still hold then that it would take someone almost 2 months to catch up to where this thread is now.

[Mallissin]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Mallissin wrote...

There's no way the average post in this thread is 150 words. Maybe 40 at most.

Fan fictions.
Huge quote walls.

Quote walls shouldn't count. No one rereads the entirety of a quote.

And how often do people post a lengthy fan fiction? One every 10-20 threads? Not enough to pull the average up when there are nearly 5000 threads.

[Azint]

Mentlegen, news?

[cannedcream]

BTG_01 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

And icthyology is a legitimate hobby!

. . .I'm sensing sarcasm. . .

I stand by what I said. May not have been deserving of an exclaimation mark, though.

Not so much, no.

It's okay. I still love you.
 





(in dirty ways. . .)