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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!


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Mallissin wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

So if Shepard died, which character would be the first to make a move Tali-wise?


Garrus, actually possibly Conrad because he would obviously love Shepard's girl just as Shepard does


Conrad is married!


So are about 20% of Talimancers.

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Kami102

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Conrad in a leotard?

....
:blink:
:unsure:
:pinched:
:sick:
:crying:

#119953
Mallissin

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SirEmilCrane wrote...

Mallissin wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

So if Shepard died, which character would be the first to make a move Tali-wise?


Garrus, actually possibly Conrad because he would obviously love Shepard's girl just as Shepard does


Conrad is married!


So, his wife is really supportive


Maybe but Tali ain't no ****.

#119954
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Mallissin wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

So if Shepard died, which character would be the first to make a move Tali-wise?


Garrus, actually possibly Conrad because he would obviously love Shepard's girl just as Shepard does


Conrad is married!


So he claims...

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Kami102 wrote...

Conrad in a leotard?

....
:blink:
:unsure:
:pinched:
:sick:
:crying:

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#119956
SirEmilCrane

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Mallissin wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

Mallissin wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

So if Shepard died, which character would be the first to make a move Tali-wise?


Garrus, actually possibly Conrad because he would obviously love Shepard's girl just as Shepard does


Conrad is married!


So, his wife is really supportive


Maybe but Tali ain't no ****.


It would be a one way realationship
most involving conrad are

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Mallissin

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SirEmilCrane wrote...

It would be a one way realationship
most involving conrad are


ROFL!

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Did someone say Conrad Verner?!



This is how his ending will be in ME3.



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BTG_01 wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

So if Shepard died, which character would be the first to make a move Tali-wise?


You know what you just did?
You just gave me an idea for a new short Tali fanfic.
One that is as just as emotionally horrific as the first.

. . .Ya'll are going to hate me all over again if I actully write it. :?


You're not doing the Conrad skin-suit thing are you? I'd probably read that.


I just realized what that sounded like. Please do NOT write a story about Conrad in a leotard.


Well I wasn't at first, but now I just have to. :innocent:

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Hmm, my choice in music has me questioning my masculinity.

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Yay, I can finally post again... stupid Bioware site logging me out constantly <_<

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antilles333 wrote...

Did someone say Conrad Verner?!

This is how his ending will be in ME3.


lol, it would be a fitting end

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It would be an incredible end, Emil.

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BTG_01 wrote...

So he claims...


Anyone else thinking that COnrad's 'wife' is just Shepard's photograph with some hair and toenail clippings taped to it?

Maybe he was the route of Helga in Hey Arnold and build a bust of Shepard out of bubblegum in his closet.

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antilles333 wrote...

It would be an incredible end, Emil.


I hope bioware can work in something like that. We'll probably run into Conrad before the final battle wanting to fight.

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cannedcream wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

I just realized what that sounded like. Please do NOT write a story about Conrad in a leotard.


Well I wasn't at first, but now I just have to. :innocent:


At least you don't make fan art... or do you?

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cannedcream wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

So he claims...


Anyone else thinking that COnrad's 'wife' is just Shepard's photograph with some hair and toenail clippings taped to it?

Maybe he was the route of Helga in Hey Arnold and build a bust of Shepard out of bubblegum in his closet.

You see, that's really ****ed up.

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cannedcream wrote...

I feel like I shouldn't have clicked that link in your sig...just spent the last few minutes crying like a baby.[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]
Some of the best fanfic writing I've ever seen.

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wow my friend got $5400 taken from his bank accout cause his ****** tried to use a microsoft point generator.

#119970
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Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

I feel like I shouldn't have clicked that link in your sig...just spent the last few minutes crying like a baby.[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png[/smilie]
Some of the best fanfic writing I've ever seen.


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cannedcream wrote...

BTG_01 wrote...

So he claims...


Anyone else thinking that COnrad's 'wife' is just Shepard's photograph with some hair and toenail clippings taped to it?

Maybe he was the route of Helga in Hey Arnold and build a bust of Shepard out of bubblegum in his closet.


How did he get Shepard's hair and toenails? Did he get to Shepard's corpse before Cerberus or something?

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greywarden1212 wrote...

wow my friend got $5400 taken from his bank accout cause his ****** tried to use a microsoft point generator.



No matter how many times I say, people always try it.

THEY'RE SCAMS PEOPLE. SCAMS!  USE COMMON SENSE!

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I totally deserve that.  Not usually a crier (even as a little kid), but that got me.

Luckily, I've got a few extra man cards from past acts of masculinity.  :ph34r:

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Conrad: "Hey Shepard, I'm baaaaccckkkk..."

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About keeping up with this thread, it's actually not that hard, given that the majority of posts are either a few words, a sentence or two replying to a quote chain you've already read, or a talipic you've already seen. A lot of the posts can be skimmed over in only a second. But I will admit that if you are paying attention to detail then you have concentrate (and not have slow internet :D) in order to read pages faster than they are added. Several mornings I've been in the situation where I'm reading the past 30 pages, and after I read five there's 27 left to read (and that's after skipping a hundred pages and reading only every 20th page for a couple hundred more starting from where I left off the night before).

Since half the material here seems to be discussions regarding dealing with trolls and unwanted pictures or theorising about wh40k, not a lot is lost if you skip 10 or 20 pages :D