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[Levi va Normandy]

epoch_ wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

starwarschewy wrote...

just more tali to love^_^

opinion on the preggo tali?

which one i got 3 pregnant tali pics like 2 of them:huh:

I've only seen two, and i think they were by the same guy. What is this, third one?

How did you find the artist? D:
*is a scared*
i can post the two i dont mind rune liked them so no bad the troll posted third already

The one is sorta cute, but judging by the artist's profile, I'm quite confident he has a bit of a fetish.

[Simon9one]

Sago_mulch wrote...

Then why does she want to start a war(or help start one) with the Geth when they could easily find another planet?

The Quarian homeworld has a deep significance among their people, and the ecosystem there is one of few they can live in safely without enviro-suits.  The Citadel council also has denied their requests to colonize other
worlds.  They want, perhaps even need that planet if they ever wish to stop wandering the galaxy. 

Tali is actually more willing to see peace than many Quarians, although she wants the homeworld back for good reason. 

[Sago_mulch]

epoch_ wrote...

Eternal Density wrote...

I wouldn't mind pregnant Tali if she didn't look like she was having Krogan quadruplets.

aye, now that I look at it again, she is a tad "large"...

It's ironic because most Tali fans look like this

[sergio71785]

I'm reposting this because I know that Pauravi will post his excellent limerick on the subject: 

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If Rael had survived...

*They go to visit the fleet right after the Collector base was attacked*

Rael: There's my daughter. I'm glad you're safe. *Hugs Tali* Wait, why do you look so ill? A mere suit puncture wouldn't cause a reaction like this!

Tali: Umm, well, I...

*Rael looks at Shepard*

Shepard: Uhhhh....

Rael: You! Security! 

Shepard: Joker, get the Normandy ready, we're leaving!

Joker over communicator: What? We just got here!

Shepard: Just do it, damnit! *Grabs Tali's hand and runs back to the shuttle while banjo music plays*

[Pauravi]

Yay, limericks!
I'm aware that these don't necessarily follow the "rhythm" of proper limericks, but they're close enough

Here are a couple more:

Tali'Zorah was away from her ship
when she met Shepard, who helped with her trip.
Tali and Shepard made friends
but she would later ascend
to Shepard's room, where her suit she unzipped


Tali'Zorah's on top of love's tower;
Shepard must make her feel empowered.
Even though it could kill her,
when he finally drills her,
she's still eager to let him deflower!

[HipHop402]

xD Lol

[AventuroLegendary]

Sago_mulch wrote...

Eternal Density wrote...

Sago_mulch wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Has anyone thought of tali as a redneck? cuz shotguns make me think of that...

No.

The only shotguns that make me think of rednecks are double-barreled ones.
Plus with her accent, and her intellectualism?  Not even a little bit.

Then again she can be quite stupid, like a redneck.

NO, U!

Seriously, you were begging for that response DERP

Then why does she want to start a war(or help start one) with the Geth when they could easily find another planet?

I convinced her and the admirilty board otherwise...

[AventuroLegendary]

Sago_mulch wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

Eternal Density wrote...

I wouldn't mind pregnant Tali if she didn't look like she was having Krogan quadruplets.

aye, now that I look at it again, she is a tad "large"...

It's ironic because most Tali fans look like this

*snip*

I f***ing hate you.

[Pauravi]

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm reposting this because I know that Pauravi will post his excellent limerick on the subject: 

-------

If Rael had survived...

*They go to visit the fleet right after the Collector base was attacked*

Rael: There's my daughter. I'm glad you're safe. *Hugs Tali* Wait, why do you look so ill? A mere suit puncture wouldn't cause a reaction like this!

Tali: Umm, well, I...

*Rael looks at Shepard*

Shepard: Uhhhh....

Rael: You! Security! 

Shepard: Joker, get the Normandy ready, we're leaving!

Joker over communicator: What? We just got here!

Shepard: Just do it, damnit! *Grabs Tali's hand and runs back to the shuttle while banjo music plays*

LOL, I'll bite

Rael'Zorah was a stern kind of man,
but his lil' girl had a fabulous can!
Shepard couldn't resist;
Rael came swingin' his fists,
so he grabbed Tali'Zorah and ran!

[epoch_]

You guys know you can report him, right?

[AventuroLegendary]

HipHop402 wrote...


xD Lol

Wow, I hate the ACR in MW2. No recoil.

[Sago_mulch]

Simon9one wrote...

Sago_mulch wrote...

Then why does she want to start a war(or help start one) with the Geth when they could easily find another planet?

The Quarian homeworld has a deep significance among their people, and the ecosystem there is one of few they can live in safely without enviro-suits.  The Citadel council also has denied their requests to colonize other
worlds.  They want, perhaps even need that planet if they ever wish to stop wandering the galaxy. 

Tali is actually more willing to see peace than many Quarians, although she wants the homeworld back for good reason. 

It's still stupid to fight a war which could kill off most of them if won, even then the chances of winning are still pretty low.

[Gerudan]

Sago_mulch wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

Eternal Density wrote...

I wouldn't mind pregnant Tali if she didn't look like she was having Krogan quadruplets.

aye, now that I look at it again, she is a tad "large"...

It's ironic because most Tali fans look like this

 

[Vulrajas]

sergio71785 wrote...

I'm reposting this because I know that Pauravi will post his excellent limerick on the subject: 

-------

If Rael had survived...

*They go to visit the fleet right after the Collector base was attacked*

Rael: There's my daughter. I'm glad you're safe. *Hugs Tali* Wait, why do you look so ill? A mere suit puncture wouldn't cause a reaction like this!

Tali: Umm, well, I...

*Rael looks at Shepard*

Shepard: Uhhhh....

Rael: You! Security! 

Shepard: Joker, get the Normandy ready, we're leaving!

Joker over communicator: What? We just got here!

Shepard: Just do it, damnit! *Grabs Tali's hand and runs back to the shuttle while banjo music plays*

awesome fun :D:wizard:

[epoch_]

If enough people do it, they'll just ban him. So everyone do it because he's been doing it for days now.

[epoch_]

starwarschewy wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

You guys know you can report him, right?

not realy never reported anyone before

click report. choose spam. say he's trolling.

[Sago_mulch]

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Sago_mulch wrote...

Eternal Density wrote...

Sago_mulch wrote...

Pauravi wrote...

LegendaryAvenger wrote...

Has anyone thought of tali as a redneck? cuz shotguns make me think of that...

No.

The only shotguns that make me think of rednecks are double-barreled ones.
Plus with her accent, and her intellectualism?  Not even a little bit.

Then again she can be quite stupid, like a redneck.

NO, U!

Seriously, you were begging for that response DERP

Then why does she want to start a war(or help start one) with the Geth when they could easily find another planet?

I convinced her and the admirilty board otherwise...

You don't actually convince the admirilty board, the geth sympathetic admiral just says they will take it into consideration.

[AventuroLegendary]

Sago_mulch wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

Sago_mulch wrote...

Then why does she want to start a war(or help start one) with the Geth when they could easily find another planet?

The Quarian homeworld has a deep significance among their people, and the ecosystem there is one of few they can live in safely without enviro-suits.  The Citadel council also has denied their requests to colonize other
worlds.  They want, perhaps even need that planet if they ever wish to stop wandering the galaxy. 

Tali is actually more willing to see peace than many Quarians, although she wants the homeworld back for good reason. 

It's still stupid to fight a war which could kill off most of them if won, even then the chances of winning are still pretty low.

A war against tali would be pointless.
As the Gman said: "I could put you in a fight where you have no chance of winning."

[Sago_mulch]

epoch_ wrote...

If enough people do it, they'll just ban him. So everyone do it because he's been doing it for days now.

So i'm a troll because I disagree with fanbois? lol

[chool77]

lol、私は距骨を非常に愛する

[AventuroLegendary]

Sago_mulch wrote...

epoch_ wrote...

If enough people do it, they'll just ban him. So everyone do it because he's been doing it for days now.

So i'm a troll because I disagree with fanbois? lol

Troll?!!? *grabs expiremental MIRV* where?! No, you're a troll for posting anti-tali things in a pro-tali thread.