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[pvt fc jenkins]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Hello all----ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
PROCEED WITH THE TALI LOVING.

Why'd you have to assume direct control if you just want us to love?

[Flaargman117]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

DEM HIPS?

Dat ass.

[Rive Caedo]

Scalpels wrote...

Beyond perfection!

[Formis_Sage]

pvt fc jenkins wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
Alright I've got a scenario;
Tali has been kidnapped.
You need to rescue her.
You can have 4 people with you.
The kidnapping has a Paragon and a Renegade ending.
Engage!

Legion, Garrus, Thane, Samara, all bases covered for whatever we're up against, I would choose Renegade if it involves brutally murdering the people who kidnapped her, and still saving her.

I would kill them brutally and slowly only if they would killed her and that is something I won't let to happen.
(Their luck)

[Shazzammer2]

Formis_Sage wrote...

Eternal Density wrote...

How about gold, black and purple (instead of white)? Or purple, black and gold (switching the colours around)?
[edit]missed a parenthesis

YES!!! These three colors are amazing combination.
Can imagine it.

How 'bout some red white and bluw with some stars on it? America f**** yeah

[Bloodhuman1]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

DEM HIPS?

There's something different with you...

Oh, must be new haircut.

[Pauravi]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Hello all----ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
PROCEED WITH THE TALI LOVING.

K.

Here is another Talimerick I came up with
(Dirty, of course  )

He looked at Tali with lust in his eyes,
and Miss Zorah felt tingles 'tween the thighs.
But she feared getting sick
from touching his ****,
so the sheets now smell of germicide

[Flaargman117]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

DEM HIPS?

Dat ass.

DAT PERSONALITY.

Dat Shotgun.

[Formis_Sage]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
DEM HIPS?

Dat ass.

DAT PERSONALITY.

Didn't you see a krogan? He was big and his name starts with "D"... :innocent:

[Eternal Density]

Formis_Sage wrote...

Eternal Density wrote...

How about gold, black and purple (instead of white)? Or purple, black and gold (switching the colours around)?
[edit]missed a parenthesis

YES!!! These three colors are amazing combination.
Can imagine it.

She'd be a princess.  A regal princess.

[Formis_Sage]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Formis_Sage wrote...

Eternal Density wrote...

How about gold, black and purple (instead of white)? Or purple, black and gold (switching the colours around)?
[edit]missed a parenthesis

YES!!! These three colors are amazing combination.
Can imagine it.

How 'bout some red white and bluw with some stars on it? America f**** yeah

But Tali is not American.

[Bloodhuman1]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

DEM HIPS?

There's something different with you...

Oh, must be new haircut.

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ORGANI----I MEAN BLOODHUMAN.

Okay then...

[Eternal Density]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

DEM HIPS?

Dat ass.

DAT PERSONALITY.

Dat Shotgun.

DAT VOICE

Dat cute nervous babble

[pvt fc jenkins]

pvt fc jenkins wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Alright I've got a scenario;
Tali has been kidnapped.
You need to rescue her.
You can have 4 people with you.
The kidnapping has a Paragon and a Renegade ending.
Engage!

Legion, Garrus, Thane, Samara, all bases covered for whatever we're up against, I would choose Renegade if it involves brutally murdering the people who kidnapped her, and still saving her.

I've got the reason she was kidnapped! Tali is offered a spot on the Admirality Board, she refuses because she wants to stay with Sheperd. However some Quarian fanatics kidnap her while you are visiting the migrant fleet (they don't know she refused) That's the only reason she would be kidnapped, unless someone just thinks she's cute, or someone wants to get to sheperd...

Modifié par pvt fc jenkins, 31 mars 2010 - 11:51 .

[sergio71785]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Alright I've got a scenario;
Tali has been kidnapped.
You need to rescue her.
You can have 4 people with you.
The kidnapping has a Paragon and a Renegade ending.
Engage!

Grunt: Someone kidnapped Tali? Hahaha, Shepard is going beat that person to a paste, it's going to be beautiful.

Garrus: it's going to take all four of us to restrain Shepard from going berzerk on the guy. On second thought, maybe that won't be a good idea.

Legion: Concensus is achieved, we will not attempt to restrain Shepard Commander once Tali Creator's capturer is found. Doing so would voilate our self-preservation subroutines. 

Grunt: I'm sure as hell staying out of Shepard's way. I don't have that many backup organs to risk restraining him.

[epoch_]

You know what, since so many people complain about this thread, they should just give tali her own forum.

[ForbiddenQTip]

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Formis_Sage wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Flaargman117 wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...
DEM HIPS?

Dat ass.

DAT PERSONALITY.

Didn't you see a krogan? He was big and his name starts with "D"... :innocent:

WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
WE ARE DARTH CHEESEINGER

Damn it Harbinger. Can't you find someone on the Miranda thread to possess?