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[SirEmilCrane]

sergio71785 wrote...

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Why do you torment us so?

[Mallissin]

sergio71785 wrote...

 

I would just have to say, I would never have an ugly ass alarm clock next to my bed like that.

[chool77]

FsDxRAGE wrote...

chool77 wrote...

i think its time to bring back the "321" questions!!

ok lets go

3..................2...........................1.............go

you tali have just started going out. your out on a date and right now you guys are at the club having a real good time
tali tells you she is having loads of fun and wants to stay all night, you don't really mind tell you look over and see your ex girl friend with all of her girls walk in the door
you did not really end on good terms. more along the line of the last she said to you was
"next time i see you, im going to f*** s*** up"

this would not really be a problem for you.. but you want tali to have a good time..

what do you do?!?!?

renegade punch her in the face like Jilhani

.... tali is unhappy and wants to go home

"critical mission failure"

[Pauravi]

Lareit wrote...
Ignore her, if she starts stuff, redirect it and ignore her..

That'll make her the instigator and the villain, all else works to your favor.

Concur.

I don't date crazies though, so....this doesn't really happen.

Sometimes it is hard to know until it is too late

[Goat_Shepard]

Mallissin wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

 

I would just have to say, I would never have an ugly ass alarm clock next to my bed like that.

Umm..what clock? Seriously, lookit those legs (btw, fun to imagine her mask is off in that picture)
And more awesomeness.

Modifié par Goat_Shepard, 01 avril 2010 - 08:52 .

[SirEmilCrane]

chool77 wrote...

FsDxRAGE wrote...

chool77 wrote...

i think its time to bring back the "321" questions!!

ok lets go

3..................2...........................1.............go

you tali have just started going out. your out on a date and right now you guys are at the club having a real good time
tali tells you she is having loads of fun and wants to stay all night, you don't really mind tell you look over and see your ex girl friend with all of her girls walk in the door
you did not really end on good terms. more along the line of the last she said to you was
"next time i see you, im going to f*** s*** up"

this would not really be a problem for you.. but you want tali to have a good time..

what do you do?!?!?

renegade punch her in the face like Jilhani

.... tali is unhappy and wants to go home

"critical mission failure"

Critical Mission Failure

[Simon9one]

As promised, the work of a bored CompSci class has come to fruition in the form of Talifornication.

Original song and lyrics are here:
I'm totally open to doing more Mass Effect songs, if this one is appreciated.

Without further ado, I give you Red Hot Chili Peppers – Talifornication

Illusive spy Miranda
Tries to steal your heart's flirtation.
And Liara T'soni dreams of Prothean
creations.
If you don't want these kinds of dreams
It's Talifornication.

It's the end of the world
And all galactic civilization.
The Reapers come from the east,
At least, they fail in their invasion.
It's understood the galaxy needs
Talifornication.

Pay Cerberus very well
To break the spell of death.
Shepard is a god, it's not so odd
Breathes after his last breath.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Marry me, girl, be the savior of the world,
Fly with me among the constellations.
Liara's pride drove her crazy inside,
Hunting shadows with information.
I'll build you a house on the homeworld, girl, for
Talifornication.

Dark space may hide the Reaper fleet,
But that's covered up on Citadel station.
Found Tali in the alley there,
Before her I felt forsaken.
And Rannoch's not so far away, for
Talifornication.

Born and raised a warrior,
The best of the population.
Now I'm more the lover
And living in elation.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Our journey may be a one-way road,
But it's full of recreation.
The collectors are still among the stars,
Threatening to doom creation.
Shepard will gladly save the world for
Talifornication.

Pay Cerberus very well
To break the spell of death.
Deadlier than the Sovereign,
And smarter than the Geth.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

[Maria Caliban]

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I know but I get worried that she'll get sidlened because of that whole anyone can die thing. I just hope it doesn't happen

What do you mean by sidelined?

In ME 3, I hope we have the chance to give Tali her father's position on the fleet, and also finally decide if the quarians and geth will go to war or not.

[agentwaffle]

Simon9one wrote...

As promised, the work of a bored CompSci class has come to fruition in the form of Talifornication.

Original song and lyrics are here:
I'm totally open to doing more Mass Effect songs, if this one is appreciated.

Without further ado, I give you Red Hot Chili Peppers – Talifornication

Illusive spy Miranda
Tries to steal your heart's flirtation.
And Liara T'soni dreams of Prothean
creations.
If you don't want these kinds of dreams
It's Talifornication.

It's the end of the world
And all galactic civilization.
The Reapers come from the east,
At least, they fail in their invasion.
It's understood the galaxy needs
Talifornication.

Pay Cerberus very well
To break the spell of death.
Shepard is a god, it's not so odd
Breathes after his last breath.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Marry me, girl, be the savior of the world,
Fly with me among the constellations.
Liara's pride drove her crazy inside,
Hunting shadows with information.
I'll build you a house on the homeworld, girl, for
Talifornication.

Dark space may hide the Reaper fleet,
But that's covered up on Citadel station.
Found Tali in the alley there,
Before her I felt forsaken.
And Rannoch's not so far away, for
Talifornication.

Born and raised a warrior,
The best of the population.
Now I'm more the lover
And living in elation.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Our journey may be a one-way road,
But it's full of recreation.
The collectors are still among the stars,
Threatening to doom creation.
Shepard will gladly save the world for
Talifornication.

Pay Cerberus very well
To break the spell of death.
Deadlier than the Sovereign,
And smarter than the Geth.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Too much love from you.

[Jake71887]

I'm done for a while

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Modifié par Jake71887, 01 avril 2010 - 08:53 .

[Lareit]

Chilli Peppers suck.

[Jake71887]

Jake71887 wrote...

I'm done for a while

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Stupid photobucket ghosts

[Scalpels]

Pauravi wrote...

Lots of people do, it seems like there is a thread about it every other day.  Mostly people use it to justify the opinion that NONE of the characters from ME1/2 are going to have any more than cameos.

Frankly I find the notion silly.  In actual fact, almost none of the individual characters are very
important to the story at large, Liara being almost the sole exception, so simply being alive does not make someone necessary to the story.  She could be alive and irrelevant, just like almost every character in ME1 was -- after all, Wrex and Garrus can simply not be recruited, Ashley and Kaiden's roles in the story are entirely interchangable, and Tali's only significance to the larger plot happens before she is a crewmate.

Tali has significant contribution in ME2. She provides Shield Upgrade.

[Simon9one]

It's written from the perspective of Shepard, by the way (although I have to use his name a few times to keep the rhythm).

[sergio71785]

[Goat_Shepard]

Simon9one wrote...

As promised, the work of a bored CompSci class has come to fruition in the form of Talifornication.

Original song and lyrics are here:
I'm totally open to doing more Mass Effect songs, if this one is appreciated.

Without further ado, I give you Red Hot Chili Peppers – Talifornication

Illusive spy Miranda
Tries to steal your heart's flirtation.
And Liara T'soni dreams of Prothean
creations.
If you don't want these kinds of dreams
It's Talifornication.

It's the end of the world
And all galactic civilization.
The Reapers come from the east,
At least, they fail in their invasion.
It's understood the galaxy needs
Talifornication.

Pay Cerberus very well
To break the spell of death.
Shepard is a god, it's not so odd
Breathes after his last breath.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Marry me, girl, be the savior of the world,
Fly with me among the constellations.
Liara's pride drove her crazy inside,
Hunting shadows with information.
I'll build you a house on the homeworld, girl, for
Talifornication.

Dark space may hide the Reaper fleet,
But that's covered up on Citadel station.
Found Tali in the alley there,
Before her I felt forsaken.
And Rannoch's not so far away, for
Talifornication.

Born and raised a warrior,
The best of the population.
Now I'm more the lover
And living in elation.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Our journey may be a one-way road,
But it's full of recreation.
The collectors are still among the stars,
Threatening to doom creation.
Shepard will gladly save the world for
Talifornication.

Pay Cerberus very well
To break the spell of death.
Deadlier than the Sovereign,
And smarter than the Geth.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Keep up the epic posts, Simon, I'm becoming a fan

[chool77]

Lareit wrote...

Chilli Peppers suck.

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[Mallissin]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Tali wants in.

[Lareit]

Scalpels wrote...

Tali has significant contribution in ME2. She provides Shield Upgrade.

.........

[FsDxRAGE]

Maria Caliban wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

I know but I get worried that she'll get sidlened because of that whole anyone can die thing. I just hope it doesn't happen

What do you mean by sidelined?

In ME 3, I hope we have the chance to give Tali her father's position on the fleet, and also finally decide if the quarians and geth will go to war or not.

if i remember correctly, she said she didn't want to take her fathers position. Although, this is what i feel is going to happen in the end. I want a happy ending...

[Pauravi]

Lareit wrote...

Chilli Peppers suck.

:o:o:o
Blasphemy!!!

[greywarden1212]

chool77 wrote...

i think its time to bring back the "321" questions!!

ok lets go

3..................2...........................1.............go

you tali have just started going out. your out on a date and right now you guys are at the club having a real good time
tali tells you she is having loads of fun and wants to stay all night, you don't really mind tell you look over and see your ex girl friend with all of her girls walk in the door
you did not really end on good terms. more along the line of the last she said to you was
"next time i see you, im going to f*** s*** up"

this would not really be a problem for you.. but you want tali to have a good time..

what do you do?!?!?

whip out my pistol and light them up and if the police try to arrest me i flip um the "im a spectre" card