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[timedrake32]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

Shepard, Tali and Garrus walk in to a bar what dose the bartender say:D

[Jake71887]

T3hMerc wrote...

Can some one please give a large clear Tali head shot?

[Shazzammer2]

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

hark hark!! Someone is tapping at my chamber door? Who could it be?

[Shazzammer2]

timedrake32 wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

Shepard, Tali and Garrus walk in to a bar what dose the bartender say:D

amuse me sir.

[solazz]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Meh, as long as I get to post pictures of Cuttlefish more than once a day I'll be good.

Cuttlefish are so f*cking AWESOME.

[herbie dog]

T3hMerc wrote...

Can some one please give a large clear Tali head shot?

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[Azint]

I'm still unsure of what is going on.

[herbie dog]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

hark hark!! Someone is tapping at my chamber door? Who could it be?

Doctor

[Bloodhuman1]

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

-gets out Rifle-

Don't even.

[Simon9one]

Unburied.

Also, I may throw together another ME song during calculus tomorrow.  Possibly Led Zeppelin.

Simon9one wrote...

As promised, the work of a bored CompSci class has come to fruition in the form of Talifornication.

Original song and lyrics are here:
I'm totally open to doing more Mass Effect songs, if this one is appreciated.

Without further ado, I give you Red Hot Chili Peppers – Talifornication

Illusive spy Miranda
Tries to steal your heart's flirtation.
And Liara T'soni dreams of Prothean
creations.
If you don't want these kinds of dreams
It's Talifornication.

It's the end of the world
And all galactic civilization.
The Reapers come from the east,
At least, they fail in their invasion.
It's understood the galaxy needs
Talifornication.

Pay Cerberus very well
To break the spell of death.
Shepard is a god, it's not so odd
Breathes after his last breath.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Marry me, girl, be the savior of the world,
Fly with me among the constellations.
Liara's pride drove her crazy inside,
Hunting shadows with information.
I'll build you a house on the homeworld, girl, for
Talifornication.

Dark space may hide the Reaper fleet,
But that's covered up on Citadel station.
Found Tali in the alley there,
Before her I felt forsaken.
And Rannoch's not so far away, for
Talifornication.

Born and raised a warrior,
The best of the population.
Now I'm more the lover
And living in elation.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

Our journey may be a one-way road,
But it's full of recreation.
The collectors are still among the stars,
Threatening to doom creation.
Shepard will gladly save the world for
Talifornication.

Pay Cerberus very well
To break the spell of death.
Deadlier than the Sovereign,
And smarter than the Geth.
Hardcore Taliporn.
Forlorn Earth-born.

Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.
Dream of Talifornication.

[Shazzammer2]

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

hark hark!! Someone is tapping at my chamber door? Who could it be?

Doctor

Doctor who??

[herbie dog]

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

-gets out Rifle-

Don't even.

......try?

[Goodwood]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Goodwood wrote...

I think quarian is a pretty cool guy. eh tosses teh tech drone and doesn't afraid of anything

The first links in my signature belie your statement.

[Sensei Wuzi]

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

Just to let you know, my funny mortals, the amazing biotic god will hold the line with you, until we hit page 5000!

Also, if any of you haven't done so yet... head over to march mayhem and vote on the BioWare vs. Blizzard poll.
BioWare vs. Blizzard

I'm sure Tali would be very happy to see BioWare win.

Blizzard: 43.9% (2726)

BioWare: 56.1% (3479)

Bioware is leading by a good margin. 

For Tali!

That margin isn't good, not good enough. BioWare should lead by a margin of OVER 9000 votes. At least.
Some Blizzard fanboy even insulted us Tali fans specifically. Unprovoked.

Either way... I'm soon going to get back to playing ME2 day and night, I took a way too long break those last weeks.
How's the new content so far? I heard the Hammerhead has been released, and a new superweapon, anything else?
I'm even thinking about getting the PC version as well, just so I can cheat Tali into my game from the start...

Hammerhead tank is great fun to drive! But the missions... ehhhhhhh....... 

[Azint]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

hark hark!! Someone is tapping at my chamber door? Who could it be?

Doctor

Doctor who??

Awesome show. Sometimes.

[Bloodhuman1]

herbie dog wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

-gets out Rifle-

Don't even.

......try?

[SirEmilCrane]

Sensei Wuzi wrote...

Some Blizzard fanboy even insulted us Tali fans specifically. Unprovoked.

Really, on what page?

[herbie dog]

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

-gets out Rifle-

Don't even.

......try?

[Shazzammer2]

Azint wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

hark hark!! Someone is tapping at my chamber door? Who could it be?

Doctor

Doctor who??

Awesome show. Sometimes.

.......

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Now that was funny. Seriously... :D:D

[Bloodhuman1]

herbie dog wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Bloodhuman1 wrote...

herbie dog wrote...

Shazzammer2 wrote...

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister Walk Into a Bar. Then a horse walks in. The bartender says "Why the long face?"



yes yes gentlemen...I am funny.

*knock knock*

-gets out Rifle-

Don't even.

......try?