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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 3.0!!


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#125826
cannedcream

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Goat_Shepard wrote...

Oh don't worry, when I saw he didn't have the shield upgrade I turned off the xbox and he was like "wth man" and I calmy explained how if he didn't load his pre-Suicide Launch save file and mine enough minerals to buy the upgrade, thus killing his crew,but saving Tali, that I would kick him until there's blood in his stool :whistle:

Also, he was currently romancing Miranda and I convinced him to turn her down at her "request" Image IPB


Two things:

A) "I would kick him until there's blood in his stool" made me choke on my breakfast bar.

B) Killing squadmates, nearly killing Tali, and romancing Miranda. . .you may have the worst little brother in the world. With all respect. ^_^

#125827
T3hMerc

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Anaylisis on possible mates for Sheperd:



Jack: Psychotic, Sociopathic, At best a ****buddy or fling.

Miranda: Disposable Barbie Doll

Tali'Zorah: Beautiful Romance



Garrus Vakarian: Old friendship blossoms into lovely relationship.

Thane Krios: Sadly not to last, as his death is coming.

Jacob: But the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE



Thoughts?

#125828
videowiz186

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chool77 wrote...
... hmm.. might just have to do that as well


Seems best course of action.

#125829
Himmelstor

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videowiz186 wrote...

chool77 wrote...
... hmm.. might just have to do that as well


Seems best course of action.

Indeed.

#125830
pvt fc jenkins

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T3hMerc wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

T3hMerc wrote...

So, where in the 'verse do you all live?

classified.

No fun at all Doc... I live in the ruins of Old Seattle on Earth.

Ruins...?
*Looks out window*
Oh sh*t! I've been in here a long time...

#125831
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That person who made the grunt/Tali thing made a new one

Tali's not dead, and Legion is involved

its really funny

#125832
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T3hMerc wrote...

Anaylisis on possible mates for Sheperd:

Jack: Psychotic, Sociopathic, At best a ****buddy or fling.
Miranda: Disposable Barbie Doll
Tali'Zorah: Beautiful Romance

Garrus Vakarian: Old friendship blossoms into lovely relationship.
Thane Krios: Sadly not to last, as his death is coming.
Jacob: But the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

Thoughts?


I like Jack's a lot personally.  I think her romance would probably work out second best of all the ME2 ones after Tali's.  The paragon romance really breaks down her barriers and reveals a different person.

#125833
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Grif101 wrote...

The United North American States has all it's cities in pristine condition.........just like the EU and Chinese People's Federation:huh:<_<


I see someone's yet to visit Pittsburgh. . .:whistle:

#125834
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T3hMerc wrote...

Anaylisis on possible mates for Sheperd:

Jack: Psychotic, Sociopathic, At best a ****buddy or fling.
Miranda: Disposable Barbie Doll
Tali'Zorah: Beautiful Romance

Garrus Vakarian: Old friendship blossoms into lovely relationship.
Thane Krios: Sadly not to last, as his death is coming.
Jacob: But the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

Thoughts?



THE PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE
worst line ever? <_<

EDIT: forgot to add -- I actually thought Jack was cool though :unsure:

Modifié par kyozion66, 02 avril 2010 - 04:13 .


#125835
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My first playthrough as MaleShepard I was unaware that Tali was a romance option...As soon as I discovered this fact, my relationship with the Cerberus cheerleader was over and I got with Tali.

#125836
pvt fc jenkins

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T3hMerc wrote...

Anaylisis on possible mates for Sheperd:

Jack: Psychotic, Sociopathic, At best a ****buddy or fling.
Miranda: Disposable Barbie Doll
Tali'Zorah: Beautiful Romance

Garrus Vakarian: Old friendship blossoms into lovely relationship.
Thane Krios: Sadly not to last, as his death is coming.
Jacob: But the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

Thoughts?

I notice that this is slightly tipped towards my two favorite characters... I approve.

#125837
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Simon9one wrote...

T3hMerc wrote...

So, where in the 'verse do you all live?


Missouri.
*sigh*


Ditto.
Believe me, he has good reason to sigh. :unsure:

#125838
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T3hMerc wrote...

Anaylisis on possible mates for Sheperd:

Jack: Psychotic, Sociopathic, At best a ****buddy or fling.
Miranda: Disposable Barbie Doll
Tali'Zorah: Beautiful Romance

Garrus Vakarian: Old friendship blossoms into lovely relationship.
Thane Krios: Sadly not to last, as his death is coming.
Jacob: But the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

Thoughts?

Each romance offers something unique;
Jack's was actually quite touching.
Miranda is the equivelant of a Bond girl, that survives I mean.
Tali is... well it's Tali.Image IPB

Garrus is about comforting an old friend.
Thane is about giving a dying man something to live for.
I have yet to recieve the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE.

#125839
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Deadeas wrote...

My first playthrough as MaleShepard I was unaware that Tali was a romance option...As soon as I discovered this fact, my relationship with the Cerberus cheerleader was over and I got with Tali.


Glad made choice. Always good to have another Talimancer.

#125840
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cannedcream wrote...

Grif101 wrote...

The United North American States has all it's cities in pristine condition.........just like the EU and Chinese People's Federation:huh:<_<


I see someone's yet to visit Pittsburgh. . .:whistle:


Granted with the exception of Pittsburgh and Los Angeles all UNAS cities are in pristine condition:pinched::mellow:

#125841
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cannedcream wrote...

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Oh don't worry, when I saw he didn't have the shield upgrade I turned off the xbox and he was like "wth man" and I calmy explained how if he didn't load his pre-Suicide Launch save file and mine enough minerals to buy the upgrade, thus killing his crew,but saving Tali, that I would kick him until there's blood in his stool :whistle:

Also, he was currently romancing Miranda and I convinced him to turn her down at her "request" Image IPB


Two things:

A) "I would kick him until there's blood in his stool" made me choke on my breakfast bar.

B) Killing squadmates, nearly killing Tali, and romancing Miranda. . .you may have the worst little brother in the world. With all respect. ^_^


I should have specified, he is 13 B) so he saw bewbs and wanted bewbs. I had to first explain that Tali was a LI without revealing spoilers, then point out how er, ridiculous Miranda's choice of sex scenes was, and before I knew it, he had no LI and was finished and starting a new game to romance Tali.

They're young, they need to be educated about all things Mass Effect. You know you don't make love by the engine core where you could fall down into the reactor and die. It's part of the lore :whistle:

#125842
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Goat_Shepard wrote...

I should have specified, he is 13 B) so he saw bewbs and wanted bewbs. I had to first explain that Tali was a LI without revealing spoilers, then point out how er, ridiculous Miranda's choice of sex scenes was, and before I knew it, he had no LI and was finished and starting a new game to romance Tali.

They're young, they need to be educated about all things Mass Effect. You know you don't make love by the engine core where you could fall down into the reactor and die. It's part of the lore :whistle:


Silly Miranda, sex is for beds

#125843
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Phil725 wrote...

T3hMerc wrote...

Anaylisis on possible mates for Sheperd:

Jack: Psychotic, Sociopathic, At best a ****buddy or fling.
Miranda: Disposable Barbie Doll
Tali'Zorah: Beautiful Romance

Garrus Vakarian: Old friendship blossoms into lovely relationship.
Thane Krios: Sadly not to last, as his death is coming.
Jacob: But the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

Thoughts?


I like Jack's a lot personally.  I think her romance would probably work out second best of all the ME2 ones after Tali's.  The paragon romance really breaks down her barriers and reveals a different person.


I feel the same. Jack does get pretty cute at times. Not as good as Tali, but still good.

Jacob is just. . .all kinds of 'no'.
Fun Fact : If you turn him down at the 'romance' scene he. . .pretty much rapes you. :huh:

#125844
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pvt fc jenkins wrote...

T3hMerc wrote...

Anaylisis on possible mates for Sheperd:

Jack: Psychotic, Sociopathic, At best a ****buddy or fling.
Miranda: Disposable Barbie Doll
Tali'Zorah: Beautiful Romance

Garrus Vakarian: Old friendship blossoms into lovely relationship.
Thane Krios: Sadly not to last, as his death is coming.
Jacob: But the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

Thoughts?

I notice that this is slightly tipped towards my two favorite characters... I approve.


I lol at THE PRIIIIIIIIZE!
I also :sick: at Femshep voice throughout all romances, so Jacob deserves some slack. He's got nice abs, too B)

#125845
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cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

T3hMerc wrote...

So, where in the 'verse do you all live?


Missouri.
*sigh*


Ditto.
Believe me, he has good reason to sigh. :unsure:


Isn't Missouri the American equivalent of Saskatchewan, AKA the middle of nowhere?

#125846
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videowiz186 wrote...

Deadeas wrote...

My first playthrough as MaleShepard I was unaware that Tali was a romance option...As soon as I discovered this fact, my relationship with the Cerberus cheerleader was over and I got with Tali.


Glad made choice. Always good to have another Talimancer.

Is so. Concur with VW.

#125847
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cannedcream wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

T3hMerc wrote...

Anaylisis on possible mates for Sheperd:

Jack: Psychotic, Sociopathic, At best a ****buddy or fling.
Miranda: Disposable Barbie Doll
Tali'Zorah: Beautiful Romance

Garrus Vakarian: Old friendship blossoms into lovely relationship.
Thane Krios: Sadly not to last, as his death is coming.
Jacob: But the PRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZE

Thoughts?


I like Jack's a lot personally.  I think her romance would probably work out second best of all the ME2 ones after Tali's.  The paragon romance really breaks down her barriers and reveals a different person.


I feel the same. Jack does get pretty cute at times. Not as good as Tali, but still good.

Jacob is just. . .all kinds of 'no'.
Fun Fact : If you turn him down at the 'romance' scene he. . .pretty much rapes you. :huh:

WHAT!?!?!?Image IPB
I'm going to do that right now...

#125848
Goat_Shepard

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cannedcream wrote...
I feel the same. Jack does get pretty cute at times. Not as good as Tali, but still good.

Jacob is just. . .all kinds of 'no'.
Fun Fact : If you turn him down at the 'romance' scene he. . .pretty much rapes you. :huh:


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Explain.

#125849
T3hMerc

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Reading Really good Fanfiction http://www.fanfictio.../If_You_Need_Me



Garrus and Female Sheperd.



Humans certainly are... inventive.

#125850
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Goat_Shepard wrote...

cannedcream wrote...
I feel the same. Jack does get pretty cute at times. Not as good as Tali, but still good.

Jacob is just. . .all kinds of 'no'.
Fun Fact : If you turn him down at the 'romance' scene he. . .pretty much rapes you. :huh:


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Explain.

Concur. Requires qualification.