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[GMR25]

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

No, you would never be part of my imagination, my imagination is dark, perverted, xenophilic, and oddly cute. :3

I have stared into the abyss, I was not impressed.

If you could see into my mind, you would never recover from it.

I only fear one thing, my own dreams.

I have learned not to fear dreams. They are the frightening mental incarnate of my inner demons.

[jlb524]

Jake71887 wrote...

Painful and incredibly sexy

Sexy, yes.  Painful for whom?  Jack, Tali, or both?

[Epic-In-A-Box]

Fem shep also gets miranda ya know.
Horrible, disgusting miranda

Modifié par Epic-In-A-Box, 03 avril 2010 - 07:25 .

[gkillerrin]

imagine how BADASS it would be to do a Tali Romance with one of these baby's

Modifié par gkillerrin, 03 avril 2010 - 07:25 .

[cannedcream]

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

You want to know what the sad thing is? This is NOT the most horrible/traumatic thing that's been etched into my brain today.

You've seen worse than fake Tali's 10-inch penis?

I really don't want to know...

Oh, well that's too bad because I'm telling you:

A friend of mine just haaaaad to tell me today about an artiest she found that paints pictures. . .using her menstrual blood.

. . .yeah. Let that soak into your brain and tell me you didn't cringe.

[Jake71887]

jlb524 wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Painful and incredibly sexy

Sexy, yes.  Painful for whom?  Jack, Tali, or both?

Everyone involved I'd imagine... Afterall, Tali's antibiotics don't work well against jack

[Epic-In-A-Box]

Fail link

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=qGIebqcS9VM

[kyozion66]

jlb524 wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

H8

EDIT:  At least that femshep doesn't have fabulous hair, that would have been a cheap shot ontop of some dirty fighting

Don't hate the player hate the game!
I could get a shot of fabulous FemShep hair smootching up on Jack for you if you want

*mumbles* stupid PC and its modding capabilities

[GMR25]

Azint wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

kyozion66 wrote...

not a dude...*pulls a GMR25* ಠ_ಠ

was never bothersome to play maleshep to have a talimance

also, malesheps get Jack too...lucky  lol

I keep that in my signature for a reason.
You have failed to comprehend that reason.

 ಠ_ಠ

You have compehended that reason.
Which means you are much smarter than I initially thought.
I have underestimated you, and I shall never do so again.

[Lareit]

cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

You want to know what the sad thing is? This is NOT the most horrible/traumatic thing that's been etched into my brain today.

You've seen worse than fake Tali's 10-inch penis?

I really don't want to know...

Oh, well that's too bad because I'm telling you:

A friend of mine just haaaaad to tell me today about an artiest she found that paints pictures. . .using her menstrual blood.

. . .yeah. Let that soak into your brain and tell me you didn't cringe.

Blood is blood.

The same blood that flows through your penis right now, will eventually pass through your eye's.

[Lividity Jones]

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
She's "pahfect," why would she care?

Because of her ego, which we all know exists. A man has the audacity to reject her? No, nothing about her suggests that she would take Shepard's rejection lightly.

I think the ego would only kick in if she knew there was someone else more important.  Otherwise she'd probably just think "oh, he can't handle me and the suicide mission at the same time.  Well, it's to be expected."

Maybe. But I think it at least warrants an inquiry on her end.

Miranda has had two years to get all the Shepard she could stand.  One could legitimately say she's the galaxy's foremost expert on Shepard.  If Shep is a Spacer, she probably knows him better than his own mother does.  I guarantee she thinks she already knows all there is to know about him.  Miranda is a person who makes assumptions and then sticks to them:  see her very, very faulty advice during the suicide mission and her dogged insistence that Cerberus had nothing to do with Jack.  Her responce to Shep's rejection suggests she doesn't think twice about why he might be doing it.

I'd like to state for the record that despite the flak I'm giving Miranda, I actually do like her character.

That... does sound like her, pride allowing her assumptions to blind her.

I would also like to state for the record that I, personally, regard Miranda as untrustworthy at best and a serious security risk at worst.

[Onyx Jaguar]

gkillerrin wrote...

imagine how BADASS it would be to do a Tali Romance with one of these baby's

Must, stop... 90's... flashback... noooooooooooooo

wait YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[Simon9one]

cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

You want to know what the sad thing is? This is NOT the most horrible/traumatic thing that's been etched into my brain today.

You've seen worse than fake Tali's 10-inch penis?

I really don't want to know...

Oh, well that's too bad because I'm telling you:

A friend of mine just haaaaad to tell me today about an artiest she found that paints pictures. . .using her menstrual blood.

. . .yeah. Let that soak into your brain and tell me you didn't cringe.

Ohhhhhh.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Eeeeeeeehhhhh

:sick::sick::sick:

[cannedcream]

gkillerrin wrote...

imagine how BADASS it would be to do a Tali Romance with one of these baby's

Mass Effect. . .would never leave my 360 again. . .

[NuclearBuddha]

Lividity Jones wrote...

NuclearBuddha wrote...
Miranda has had two years to get all the Shepard she could stand.  One could legitimately say she's the galaxy's foremost expert on Shepard.  If Shep is a Spacer, she probably knows him better than his own mother does.  I guarantee she thinks she already knows all there is to know about him.  Miranda is a person who makes assumptions and then sticks to them:  see her very, very faulty advice during the suicide mission and her dogged insistence that Cerberus had nothing to do with Jack.  Her responce to Shep's rejection suggests she doesn't think twice about why he might be doing it.

I'd like to state for the record that despite the flak I'm giving Miranda, I actually do like her character.

That... does sound like her, pride allowing her assumptions to blind her.

I would also like to state for the record that I, personally, regard Miranda as untrustworthy at best and a serious security risk at worst.

So what are your thoughts on Kelly?

[GMR25]

kyozion66 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

kyozion66 wrote...

not a dude...*pulls a GMR25* ಠ_ಠ

was never bothersome to play maleshep to have a talimance

also, malesheps get Jack too...lucky  lol

I keep that in my signature for a reason.
You have failed to comprehend that reason.

'tis a look of disapproval and your signature was right there....

It has meaning beyond your comprehension.

[kyozion66]

Lareit wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

Simon9one wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

You want to know what the sad thing is? This is NOT the most horrible/traumatic thing that's been etched into my brain today.

You've seen worse than fake Tali's 10-inch penis?

I really don't want to know...

Oh, well that's too bad because I'm telling you:

A friend of mine just haaaaad to tell me today about an artiest she found that paints pictures. . .using her menstrual blood.

. . .yeah. Let that soak into your brain and tell me you didn't cringe.

Blood is blood.

The same blood that flows through your penis right now, will eventually pass through your eye's.

That reminds me of an art class I just took last quarter. On one of the professor's slides she mentioned (and showed us a screen of) a female artist who did something similar....

[NuclearBuddha]

Lareit wrote...
Blood is blood.

The same blood that flows through your penis right now, will eventually pass through your eye's.

But that's his blood.  Not blood discarded through someone else's vagina.

[Jake71887]

You guys are too easily disturbed...

[gkillerrin]

cannedcream wrote...

gkillerrin wrote...

imagine how BADASS it would be to do a Tali Romance with one of these baby's

Mass Effect. . .would never leave my 360 again. . .

Cmon, you all know you want it :innocent::lol::happy:

[Goat_Shepard]

kyozion66 wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

SirEmilCrane wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

kyozion66 wrote...

I play on the 360...
Also, not really a fan of Tali being into femshep
*imagines Garrus going for malesheps*.....yeah no...

You all lack imagination...blech!

I just don't think its in tali's character to be bi, thats all

No worries. 

*mumbles*  selfish dudes keeping Tali to themselves.

not a dude...*pulls a GMR25* ಠ_ಠ

was never bothersome to play maleshep to have a talimance

also, malesheps get Jack too...lucky  lol

It's more original if they are gender exclusive. The Asari idea of "have at 'em boys and girls, they swing both ways" never appealed to me. I thought it would, but after romancing Liara on Male and Female Shepard, it felt dirty.

I know, I'm bias cuz I'm a hetero dude, but because Liara would go for Femshep just as much as Maleshep, that romance felt less significant for each of my playthroughs.  I know Shep and FemShep are the same character, I know, but it's the gender thing.  Just my opinion don't go spreadin that around

[NuclearBuddha]

Jake71887 wrote...

You guys are too easily disturbed...

We can't all have attainted enlightenment like you.

[kyozion66]

GMR25 wrote...

kyozion66 wrote...

GMR25 wrote...

kyozion66 wrote...

not a dude...*pulls a GMR25* ಠ_ಠ

was never bothersome to play maleshep to have a talimance

also, malesheps get Jack too...lucky  lol

I keep that in my signature for a reason.
You have failed to comprehend that reason.

'tis a look of disapproval and your signature was right there....

It has meaning beyond your comprehension.

ಠ_ಠ