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[danteshepard]

reposting my latest version of rules of Tali thread.

1. Do not talk about Miranda. 
2. Do NOT talk about Miranda.
3. We are Talimancers.
4. Everyone is a Talimancer to one degree or the next.
5. Talimancers are the heart and soul of the board.
6. We deliver.
6. If you enjoy any rival LI threads — DON'T.
7. Only Tali is sacred.
8. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
9. Trolling is useless.
10. Every post makes us stronger.
12. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to be pounced by it.
13. Darth Tali is the queen.
14. Revan is in love with Jake.
15. Locking this thread is pointless.
16. Rule 31 is true.
17. Tali thread is slow today.
18. We are never on topic
19. SNIP QUOTE WALLS
20. Romance Tali.
21. ????
22. PROFIT! 
22. Tali will always return.
24. Tali's face is beautiful.
25. Beauty is a point of veiw.
26. UFOash is a diick.
27. KFD is right. No exceptions.
28. Himmelstor is the one true Doctor.
29. All Doctors after Himmilstor are copys.
30. There will always be more f*cked up sh*t than what you just saw.
31. Rule 16 is not true
32. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
33. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created and found by Jake.
36. Chewy in a leprecon.
37. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
38. There is no such thing as too much Tali.
39. Talimancers are not your personal army.
40. All Tali related polls must be swarmed.
41. Always follow Rule number eleven.
42. Tali is the meaning of the universe. 
43 If something goes wrong, Darth did it.
44. Don't mess with Tali.
45. The internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
46. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
47. We never NEED be stickied.
48. Antilles is a jerk. No exceptions.
49. RPing on this thread is retarded.
50. Rule 49 can be disregarded when is is done to make antilles rage.
51. Epoch can find a way to criticize just about anything. No exceptions.
52. If the Doctor says it's right, it's right. No exceptions.
53. Alickar is a whelp.
54. Dante gives nicknames. Once you have been given a nickname it will not change.
55. Dante has a bad memory.
56.  If the Doctor and KFD get in an arguement we are all f*cked
57. FsDxRAGE only makes one great entrance and never enters the same way twice.
58. Fat Tali is an abomination.
59. The longer a thread goes on the more off topic it becomes.
60. It is useless trying to keep us on topic.
61. Somebody is a tunrcoat.
62. Doc will only break character if sufficiently angered.
63. If you have angered Doc enough to see this happen you win.
64. The Game.
65. Jake will corrupt you. No exceptions.
66. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
67. Anything you say can be turned into something else-fix'd
68. Click Here
69. The T-bomb will end you and all that you love.
70.You are a member of Team Tali. Deal with it.
71. Many quarians have hips. but only Tali has "DEM HIPS!".
72. Jack, Liara, and Ashley are all "Romance Options,". Only Tali is a "Love interest."
73. Knight=The Dark Knight=Batman=????=Garrus
74. KFD is always late.
75. The Sorrow is a Dramafaag
76. Azint disapproves. No exceptions.
77. The T-BOMB is kept by the UN Board of Talination.
78. This thread has no governement beyond Tali's will.
79. gkiller is the only biotic quarian. No exceptions.
80. The T-bomb can be found and stolen on page 5000. Enjoy your spam.
81. The proper way to leave the thread is to say Keelah Se'lai.
82. Tali is incapable of Failing.
83. Dante Shepard is the One True Scribe of the Rules of Talidom. Any rules not written by him are lies and must be disregarded.
84. We are the /b/ of the Bioware Boards.
85. Drathen is a Grammar Na.zi

These are still incomplete and are not be taken seriously.

[Savakka1]

Why not? What Tali wishes she gets.

[danteshepard]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Savakka1 wrote...

Why not? What Tali wishes she gets.

Indeed. Was running low on supplies for her upgrade.

Problem solved.

You missed a spot.

[Savakka1]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

Savakka1 wrote...

Why not? What Tali wishes she gets.

Indeed. Was running low on supplies for her upgrade.

Problem solved.

Probing Uranus Never gets old.

[Bloodhuman1]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

danteshepard wrote...
You missed a spot.

Quadruple checked. Uranus is empty

What about Venus?

[Masticetobbacco]

I dont see rule 34 of tali anywhere, your rules need revision

[timedrake32]

danteshepard wrote...

reposting my latest version of rules of Tali thread.


68. Click Here


These are still incomplete and are not be taken seriously.

free cookie for any one who clicks the link:D

[Landline]

Masticetobbacco wrote...

I dont see rule 34 of tali anywhere, your rules need revision

Then you aren't looking. At all.

[danteshepard]

Masticetobbacco wrote...

I dont see rule 34 of tali anywhere, your rules need revision

Please see rule 35 smartass

[Saint Op]

So does anybody have a quick fix for getting that pic of Garrus banging Tali out of my mind. I had to kill him in every playthrough just to make sure since I seen that.

[timedrake32]

timedrake32 wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

reposting my latest version of rules of Tali thread.


68. Click Here


These are still incomplete and are not be taken seriously.

free cookie for any one who clicks the link:D

the offer still stand's people i'll even thrown in a tali plush  doll 

[Savakka1]

Saint Op wrote...

So does anybody have a quick fix for getting that pic of Garrus banging Tali out of my mind. I had to kill him in every playthrough just to make sure since I seen that.

What pic? Oh wait, i don`t probably want to see it.

[FsDxRAGE]

lol, rule 63 and 62 happened to me once when i mispelled Salarian Solarian, he spoke english to me, lol

[danteshepard]

Savakka1 wrote...

Saint Op wrote...

So does anybody have a quick fix for getting that pic of Garrus banging Tali out of my mind. I had to kill him in every playthrough just to make sure since I seen that.

What pic? Oh wait, i don`t probably want to see it.

pfft I've seen worse. Not tali related but I've seen worse.
It has the initials SDT

[Terrorfex]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Saint Op wrote...

So does anybody have a quick fix for getting that pic of Garrus banging Tali out of my mind. I had to kill him in every playthrough just to make sure since I seen that.

Um, don't post your personal problems here?

I'm watching you, Gervaise.