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[danteshepard]

reposting my latest version of rules of Tali thread.

1. Do not talk about Miranda. 
2. Do NOT talk about Miranda.
3. We are Talimancers.
4. Everyone is a Talimancer to one degree or the next.
5. Talimancers are the heart and soul of the board.
6. We deliver.
6. If you enjoy any rival LI threads — DON'T.
7. Only Tali is sacred.
8. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
9. Trolling is useless.
10. Every post makes us stronger.
12. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to be pounced by it.
13. Darth Tali is the queen.
14. Revan is in love with Jake.
15. Locking this thread is pointless.
16. Rule 31 is true.
17. Tali thread is slow today.
18. We are never on topic
19. SNIP QUOTE WALLS
20. Romance Tali.
21. ????
22. PROFIT! 
22. Tali will always return.
24. Tali's face is beautiful.
25. Beauty is a point of veiw.
26. UFOash is a diick.
27. KFD is right. No exceptions.
28. Himmelstor is the one true Doctor.
29. All Doctors after Himmilstor are copys.
30. There will always be more f*cked up sh*t than what you just saw.
31. Rule 16 is not true
32. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
33. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will be created and found by Jake.
36. Chewy in a leprecon.
37. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar.
38. There is no such thing as too much Tali.
39. Talimancers are not your personal army.
40. All Tali related polls must be swarmed.
41. Always follow Rule number eleven.
42. Tali is the meaning of the universe. 
43 If something goes wrong, Darth did it.
44. Don't mess with Tali.
45. The internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS.
46. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ", then you are not doing it right.
47. We never NEED be stickied.
48. Antilles is a jerk. No exceptions.
49. RPing on this thread is retarded.
50. Rule 49 can be disregarded when is is done to make antilles rage.
51. Epoch can find a way to criticize just about anything. No exceptions.
52. If the Doctor says it's right, it's right. No exceptions.
53. Alickar is a whelp.
54. Dante gives nicknames. Once you have been given a nickname it will not change.
55. Dante has a bad memory.
56.  If the Doctor and KFD get in an arguement we are all f*cked
57. FsDxRAGE only makes one great entrance and never enters the same way twice.
58. Fat Tali is an abomination.
59. The longer a thread goes on the more off topic it becomes.
60. It is useless trying to keep us on topic.
61. Somebody is a tunrcoat.
62. Doc will only break character if sufficiently angered.
63. If you have angered Doc enough to see this happen you win.
64. The Game.
65. Jake will corrupt you. No exceptions.
66. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
67. Anything you say can be turned into something else-fix'd
68. Click Here
69. The T-bomb will end you and all that you love.
70.You are a member of Team Tali. Deal with it.
71. Many quarians have hips. but only Tali has "DEM HIPS!".
72. Jack, Liara, and Ashley are all "Romance Options,". Only Tali is a "Love interest."
73. Knight=The Dark Knight=Batman=????=Garrus
74. KFD is always late.
75. The Sorrow is a Dramafaag
76. Azint disapproves. No exceptions.
77. The T-BOMB is kept by the UN Board of Talination.
78. This thread has no governement beyond Tali's will.
79. gkiller is the only biotic quarian. No exceptions.
80. The T-bomb can be found and stolen on page 5000. Enjoy your spam.
81. The proper way to leave the thread is to say Keelah Se'lai.
82. Tali is incapable of Failing.
83. Dante Shepard is the One True Scribe of the Rules of Talidom. Any rules not written by him are lies and must be disregarded.
84. We are the /b/ of the Bioware Boards.
85. Drathen is a Grammar Na.zi

These are still incomplete and are not be taken seriously.

[FsDxRAGE]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

sup?

i have not seen you in a while

[Alphyn]

KobaTali wrote...

Great. Someone wrote Taliban. Now the FBI is gonna lurk the thread...

Oh no, you said it again!

[danteshepard]

Taliban.

[Savakka1]

Alphyn wrote...

KobaTali wrote...

Great. Someone wrote Taliban. Now the FBI is gonna lurk the thread...

Oh no, you said it again!

Great you made me laugh..... Now I have pieces of bread all over the board

[Alphyn]

danteshepard wrote...

Taliban.

F*ck this, I'm getting outta here before men in suits come knocking at my door.

[timedrake32]

danteshepard wrote...

Taliban.

if a FBI agent is reading say hey:D

[Alphyn]

Savakka1 wrote...
Great you made me laugh..... Now I have pieces of bread all over the board

Bread? What are you; a f*cking bird?

[iNixiRir]

runescapeguy9 wrote...

iNixiRir wrote...

Hmm, I can say something really bad about a character(Jack in this case), that will ignite a flamewar between the Taliban and the Jackolyte bigger than WW1 and WW2 combined.
People will cry, they will be banned and this forum will be frontpage news.
And after a while, this forum will be burned to the ground and Bioware will have no more reason to bring out any new games.
The question remains however if people want me to do it?
I have no doubt the Taliban will win based on sheer numbers.

We know of their weapon. They will not release it.

I don't know about their weapon  (well, I do, but I haven't seen it in person).
And you know, the good thing about flamewars between characters is how it brings people together.

Here's another rule: "when Tali needs your help, you're obeyed to fight and die for her". Yeah, I just made that up so the Taliban has to go to war!

Epic alienspaceninjacowboypolicepatrol ftw

[danteshepard]

Alphyn wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

Taliban.

F*ck this, I'm getting outta here before men in suits come knocking at my door.

Rule 86. Taliban=FBI lurkers

[timedrake32]

Alphyn wrote...

Savakka1 wrote...
Great you made me laugh..... Now I have pieces of bread all over the board

Bread? What are you; a f*cking bird?

he could be eating toast

[Katharr]

KobaTali wrote...

Great. Someone wrote Taliban. Now the FBI is gonna lurk the thread...

Hrhr reminds me of a friend 2 years ago when we were at a beer garden. The place was crowded like hell and he threw his bag on the ground an shouted "for Allah!". 10 seconds later the place was empty. Well, he kinda enjoyed the night at the police, i think.

[FsDxRAGE]

Hi mister FBI man. I like your black suits, the look.... classy.

[Kusy]

What if I quote the tbomb?

[Alphyn]

*Agent Smith voice* Ms. Tali'Zorah...

[Savakka1]

timedrake32 wrote...

Alphyn wrote...

Savakka1 wrote...
Great you made me laugh..... Now I have pieces of bread all over the board

Bread? What are you; a f*cking bird?

he could be eating toast

Yes, it is possible.

[FsDxRAGE]

Alphyn wrote...

Savakka1 wrote...
Great you made me laugh..... Now I have pieces of bread all over the board

Bread? What are you; a f*cking bird?

my bird doesn't eat bread. He likes fruit, vegetables, and pop-tarts. I guarantee you Tali would love him, he cuddles.

[Alphyn]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

What if I quote the tbomb?

Then I will castrate you.

[Kusy]

Alphyn wrote...

Mr.Kusy wrote...

What if I quote the tbomb?

Then I will castrate you.

How?

[Alphyn]

Savakka1 wrote...

Yes, it is possible.

Well, you are EATING the bread...

[timedrake32]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

What if I quote the tbomb?

THE UN of tali wouldn't be pleased......

[Alphyn]

Mr.Kusy wrote...

How?

Slowly.