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[CandraZ]

Jake71887 wrote...

CandraZ wrote...
All us female sheppards are stuck with her though, I don't like guys and Tali's sadly straight so, no other choice.

Why would you play only a female shepard? 

I find the male sheppard ugly, and I don't like the voice.

[CandraZ]

damn double post.

Modifié par CandraZ, 25 février 2010 - 12:33 .

[alickar]

NonHuman1136 wrote...

alickar wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

alickar wrote...

if u win the game of chess u get banged if u loose u get banged

If you run?

you will get banged

Yeah dont forget the Tali pounce, there is no escape.

>)

[Formis_Sage]

Jake71887 wrote...

Formis_Sage wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Formis_Sage wrote...

I still haven't read that damn FanFic!!! You bother me

Confused. Should be concerned?

Don't worry Doc I'm going on it... Right here, right now. (No, it's not what are you thinking about Jake )

As if I'm the only dirty mind in this thread :happy:

No, you aren't the only one who is but you're the only one with whom I'm sure. :innocent:

[Jake71887]

CandraZ wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

CandraZ wrote...
All us female sheppards are stuck with her though, I don't like guys and Tali's sadly straight so, no other choice.

Why would you play only a female shepard? 

I find the male sheppard ugly, and I don't like the voice.

Male shepard is what you make of him though! Mine looks just like me, so take that as you will 

[timedrake32]

Mhcveteran99 wrote...

alickar wrote...

krogan!!!!!!! throws a table for no reason

I AM krogan!

I AM HUMAN!!!!!!!!

[The_KFD_Case]

alickar wrote...

if u win the game of chess u get banged if u loose u get banged

Now that's a true "win-win" situation!

[alickar]

yes yes it is

[herbie dog]

Jake71887 wrote...

Commandr Bond wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Commandr Bond wrote...
a fantasy with jack and tali would turn 2 straight woman bi, why would you not make the exception for miranda?

Well for one, Jack is bi already, and the discussion stemmed from the hypothetical Tali not being straight. 

she's straight, though

*sigh* I hate really having to go in depth with explanations...

Jack has been with a woman, so that makes her bi, or at least bi at one point.

And Tali was a hypothetical, if I have to explain to you what hypothetical is I'm gonna cry 

I see, Jake is being a dirty perv again

[R34P3RR3D33M3R]

Would be hilarious if one could go back to ME1 with ME2 knowledge.

Hey, Sovereign... I heard you're called Nazara. Isn't that a girl name?

[Levi va Normandy]

 

AddoExAtrum wrote...

Levi va Normandy wrote...

 This pretty much sums up my dream [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/w00t.png[/smilie] Tali:  "O HAI, Im just sittin on ur couch looking all hawt 4 u....alone.....just me and you......You know shepard, we could play a little game? [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie]"

Shep: *moves closer* what kinda game?

Tali: *Tali's hand starts to creep up shep's leg up to his thigh* how, about, a ,game, of......

Shepard: chess?

Tali: "HELLZ YEAH!!! [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/w00t.png[/smilie] "

 
 

If only a woman would say that to me

Tali: you better not lose the game or you're gonna lose some thing else [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie]
Shepard: Oh I never lose [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png[/smilie]

Tali: *Tali leans over the chess board and whispers in his ear* "How about if I lose, I give you something?"

Shepard: Like what? Says Shepard as he pushed the chess board over and pulls Tali on top of him.

Tali: Ill give you a little sample says Tali as she pushes her chest against Shepard.

Shepard: [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/w00t.png[/smilie]

TALI HEADBUTTS SHEP WITH THE FORCE OF A FRIGGIN TRAIN! the end.

[The_KFD_Case]

Jake71887 wrote...

Formis_Sage wrote...

Himmelstor wrote...

Formis_Sage wrote...

I still haven't read that damn FanFic!!! You bother me

Confused. Should be concerned?

Don't worry Doc I'm going on it... Right here, right now. (No, it's not what are you thinking about Jake )

As if I'm the only dirty mind in this thread :happy:

Misery loves company. So too does perversion apparently. It's good to be "home".

[Arrtis]

danteshepard wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Quick question.
If you start a guy in ME1 and have him do EVERYTHING there is to do in the game but then start him over from the beginning and save, if you load him into ME2 from that save at the beginning do you still credit for doing all the missions and extra stuff, like giving Tali the geth data?

PLZ! answer this i have 91 hours invested in one guy and his only load in Eden prime....

Can anyone answer this pllzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

still no answer..... thats 91 hours i cant get back!

If you do everything in the game and complete the game you will recieve an compeleted game save.If you do a new game plus in ME1 and beat the game again without doing everything it will not count it as a game where you did everything.

IGNORE THE ****ING TROLL!

.... Me? Troll?????

no arrtis. have you been paying attention to half the **** he posts? baisc lesson whenever he tells you something it's bull**** .

That is unwarranted.

[Jake71887]

herbie dog wrote...

I see, Jake is being a dirty perv again

Again? When aren't I? 

[alickar]

Levi va Normandy wrote...

 

AddoExAtrum wrote...

Levi va Normandy wrote...

 This pretty much sums up my dream  Tali:  "O HAI, Im just sittin on ur couch looking all hawt 4 u....alone.....just me and you......You know shepard, we could play a little game? "

Shep: *moves closer* what kinda game?

Tali: *Tali's hand starts to creep up shep's leg up to his thigh* how, about, a ,game, of......

Shepard: chess?

Tali: "HELLZ YEAH!!!  "

 
 

If only a woman would say that to me

Tali: you better not lose the game or you're gonna lose some thing else 
Shepard: Oh I never lose 

Tali: *Tali leans over the chess board and whispers in his ear* "How about if I lose, I give you something?"

Shepard: Like what? Says Shepard as he pushed the chess board over and pulls Tali on top of him.

Tali: Ill give you a little sample says Tali as she pushes her chest against Shepard.

Shepard: 

TALI HEADBUTTS SHEP WITH THE FORCE OF A FRIGGIN TRAIN! the end.

ow

[Goat_Shepard]

Jake71887 wrote...

CandraZ wrote...
All us female sheppards are stuck with her though, I don't like guys and Tali's sadly straight so, no other choice.

Why would you play only a female shepard? 

Yeah this I don't get. What is so bad about MaleShep...he's a softy compared to FemShep, I figured females would like the romance dialogue between Tali and MaleShep, I know I felt like it was a true romance...unlike poor Jacob who was killed on impact when FemShep jumped his bones.

[Jake71887]

Commandr Bond wrote...
I'm sorry my intellect is so inferior to yours 

Jack was bi, and that's only if you consider a one time thing a commitment to a sexual orientation.

Well, since her exact sexual orientation isn't directly stated, we can only surmise as to what she is... And her previous encounter certainly puts the point in being Bi. 

[R34P3RR3D33M3R]

Commandr Bond wrote...
Jack was bi, and that's only if you consider a one time thing a commitment to a sexual orientation.

What would YOU consider it?

[danteshepard]

Arrtis wrote...

danteshepard wrote...
no arrtis. have you been paying attention to half the **** he posts? baisc lesson whenever he tells you something it's bull**** .

That is unwarranted.

no it's true. now go die in a fire before I rip your balls off and feed them to the krogan whelp.

[AventuroLegendary]

timedrake32 wrote...

Mhcveteran99 wrote...

alickar wrote...

krogan!!!!!!! throws a table for no reason

I AM krogan!

I AM HUMAN!!!!!!!!

I AM GETH!!
someone say that theyre a biotic god

[alickar]

danteshepard wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

danteshepard wrote...
no arrtis. have you been paying attention to half the **** he posts? baisc lesson whenever he tells you something it's bull**** .

That is unwarranted.

no it's true. now go die in a fire before I rip your balls off and feed them to the krogan whelp.

gah runs at krogan and troller chokes both of them and throws em out an airlock