Jakegnosis wrote...
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Oh, come on. Bioware upped the funny times a thousand to compensate for how dreadful the actual story of ME2 was. Seriously, I haven't laughed out loud at a game since... well, since BG2, probably, before ME2 came out. There are a ton of hilarious moments.
The romance catfights are clearly in the wings for ME3 (that said, Aerie FTW).
And the sidequests are f**king great, especially after the endless repetition of ME1. I never, ever want to see the inside of that colonist structure again. Every sidequest in ME2 is unique.
Look, BG2 is still my second favorite game of all time, but it held the belt for ten f**king years. That's goddamn respectable. But ME2 is still the new king.
Da funny gauntlet is down. Time to bring out the big guns. Jan ****ing Jansen enroute.
Jan: So Viconia, I suppose you must be a drow, eh?
Viconia: Speak not to your betters, surface slave.
Jan: My brother, Elgar Buttercup, had skin the shade of
charcoal, too. Well, technically it WAS charcoal. He died in a nasty
fire, you see.
Viconia: You do love the sound of your own voice, don't you gnome?
Jan: My own voice? Heartless wench! Do you not know? I am
deaf. I have never heard the sound of my own voice. I read lips...
(sob)... only lips...
Viconia: Deaf? Truly? In the Underdark the deaf are killed or used in pain threshold experiments.
Jan: I heard that! In fact, it reminds me of the time I was
eaten by an avatar of Lolth. I was stuck inside her stomach with a
miserable drow called Biffle Chump for days. Of course, I was forced to
eat him. A matter of survival, you understand. Nothing personal. He
tasted a bit like chicken.
Viconia:
[to Protagonist] How is it that you travel with such a wee buffoon?
Protagonist: Truthfully, it all goes back to the time that
Jan's cousin, Plooty Paladin-piper, got caught in a nasty flesh golem
eating contest...
Jan: Aye, Plooty had a way of attracting golems. Brilliant,
really. You start with a saucer of milk - golems are suckers for milk...
Viconia: I refuse to listen to this.
(take 2)
Modifié par Lareit, 25 février 2010 - 11:18 .