Archonsg wrote...
Something that was just swishing away in my mind :
Kelly: "Attention everyone! Can we come to order? Order please and the official meeting for BABES can get underway."
Jack: "Who the *bleep* come up with the name BABES?!"
Kelly: "Its for Bitter Angry B***ing Exes of Shepards, okies?
Jack : "B***ing is right, you *bleeping* psycho babbling...
Mirranda : "Jack, just let her be....:
Jack: "And I still don't *bleeping* take order's from you, cheerleader.."
Ashley : "Okies, what is the point of this, I got things to do..."
Liarra: "I am sure Kelly was about to tell us, when our ...colorful friend here interupted her."
Jack : " Screw you."
Mirranda : "Yes Kelly, why did you bring us all here?
Kelly: "Well, we all know each other...."
Jack: :Pffft! You sure as hell don't know me."
Mirranda: "Jack..."
Jack: "Okies! Okies!...so talk."
Kelly: "Well, as I was saying, we all know each other because of our ties with Shepard and I think it would help if we all cleared the air between us, just us ladies."
Everyon else: "Why?"
Kelly: "Because we were all used by Shepard damnit! I did all his reports, 12point Sans Serif he says, I filter his messages, the ammount of spam he gets! How does one person get 2349 articles of email from people he doesn't know in a day?! I even feed his fish for him while he was away, and what did I get, dinner and a one night fling!"
Everyone else: *stares at Kelly*
Kelly: *mumbles to herself* "take deep breaths, thats it...deep breaths...back to old Kelly"
Kelly: So... I thought it would help to know, just between us ladies.
Miranda: That's all and you are already freaking out? *waves at her boobs* These cost 2 billion dollars in research to make them defy gravity and he ignores them ....for a Quarian!
Jack: "hah! and they say money can buy you happiness. But hey, what I *bleeping* know? I offered him to play artist with my tattoos and heck I'd even kill all of you just so he and I could be alone in this ship but does he want to? Noooooo... talk talk talk...all the time he talks and makes you think you are special..
Liarra: "Well at least I still got my memories of him and me....mind melding does leave an imprint...
Mirranda: So he did it with you and mind to mind too? Is that his problem, he's not into humans?
Ashley: Hey, that right. You messed with his mind! You got him to sleep with an Alien and now he doesn't want us humans anymore!
Liarra : I did no such....
Jack: Arrrgggghhh! Too much talking ...just DIE!
Liarra, Jack , Mirranda turns on Biotic powers. Ashley pulls out AR, Kelly shreks and runs.
20mins later:
Kelly: That was therapeutic. Same time again tomorrow?
Else ware on the ship.
Joker: Ok guys check this out!
Thane, Garrus, Grunt, Jacob, and Mordin huddled around a monitor.
Grunt: What are we watching?
Garrus: Didn't you get this in your tank? When this many girls get together they have a big orgy.
Thane: Can they track this feed?
Joker: Hell no. This is my own privet channel.
Garrus: You have a privet feed to this? Why?
Joker: Just cuz I don't get out don't get out of this damn chair.
Grunt: What are they doing now?
Thane: Grunt get out of the way!
Garrus: Now I can't see!
Joker: Quit crowding the monitor!
Everyone falls on Joker.
Mordin: I'll get the doctor....