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[Jakegnosis]

Commandr Bond wrote...

1490 wrote...

I'd be careful: it's not only Americans on these forums you know

Just so I'm clear: I'm joking. Most people on these aren't American. The majority was German a few days ago. Hell, KFD comes from Denmark. I'm retracting that post so that further confusion is avoided.

I, for one, got the playfulness.  I know it's hard to communicate humor through the internets.

[Phil725]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

Commandr Bond wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

I'd have had it right the first time if I didn't listen to goddamn Miranda. 

"Oh, you need someone with experience to lead the team."  Oh, okay!  How about Samara, she's got more experience than everyone else put together?  "Great choice, Shepard!"  FAIL.

"Oh, any biotic should be able to hold the barrier." Oh, seriously?  Okay, how about you? "Sure!" *dies* FAIL

You're the worst advisor ever, Miranda.

Now that I think about it, she IS the worst advisor ever. "Dont send anyone back, it would endanger the mission".Good thing I didnt listen to that ****.

Oh, right!!!  I forgot about that!  She's fail times three!!!

yeah but she's hot so whatever

Meh, being the 5th hottest squad member doesn't make up for the epic fail that is the rest of the Miranda package. <_<

[1490]

Commandr Bond wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

Commandr Bond wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

I'd have had it right the first time if I didn't listen to goddamn Miranda. 

"Oh, you need someone with experience to lead the team."  Oh, okay!  How about Samara, she's got more experience than everyone else put together?  "Great choice, Shepard!"  FAIL.

"Oh, any biotic should be able to hold the barrier." Oh, seriously?  Okay, how about you? "Sure!" *dies* FAIL

You're the worst advisor ever, Miranda.

Now that I think about it, she IS the worst advisor ever. "Dont send anyone back, it would endanger the mission".Good thing I didnt listen to that ****.

Oh, right!!!  I forgot about that!  She's fail times three!!!

yeah but she's hot so whatever

She is that.  But if she gets my people killed with her useless advice, it's three in the back of the head.

Pft. Tali's attractive and doesn't get people killed.

Seconded.

[cutthecameras]

Jakegnosis wrote...

She is that.  But if she gets my people killed with her useless advice, it's three in the back of the head.

Think of what an awesome trophy wife she'd make though! With all that genetic engineering done on her to make her attractive and super smart. It would be so ironic to be able to tell her she was wrong about everything when it really mattered. "Sure honey, whatever you say...Say, remember that time you got half my team killed? You really think I'm gonna listen to you now? *pats her head condescendingly*"

[Archonsg]

I donno, I took Mirranda's advice, but not her recomendations and I went through the suicide mission the first time with everyone intact.

Her recomendation of Experience for example screamed Garrus to me, while her recomendation that using a biotic was perhaps tinged with Cerberus prejudice. I mean, think about it, she's still suffering from the "I am bio-engineered" I have to be better then anyone-else ...for a human hung-up thing. Thus I went with Samara for biotics as it was logical that an Asari Matriach / Biotic psychopath (Morrinth) should be more up for that job then any other human.



Though, I did give her the job of running the distraction team. She does seem to have a good head on her and able to cope with unforseen circumstances. Which worked out fine.

I know Zaeed would fail on that mission as he's too much of a "solo" warrior and the moment radio contact was lost he started cursing, not knowing what to do.

[sergio71785]

Yeah, I didn't have Tali die either, but I don't like that it was so easy for her to have died. 

I send Legion into the vents every single time though. Sorry man, you're one of my fave squad members, but it's  either you or Tali going in there, and Tali's not leaving my side 

[Jake71887]

sergio71785 wrote...

Yeah, I didn't have Tali die either, but I don't like that it was so easy for her to have died. 

I send Legion into the vents every single time though. Sorry man, you're one of my fave squad members, but it's  either you or Tali going in there, and Tali's not leaving my side 

Why not mordin? 

[solazz]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

She is that.  But if she gets my people killed with her useless advice, it's three in the back of the head.

Think of what an awesome trophy wife she'd make though! With all that genetic engineering done on her to make her attractive and super smart. It would be so ironic to be able to tell her she was wrong about everything when it really mattered. "Sure honey, whatever you say...Say, remember that time you got half my team killed? You really think I'm gonna listen to you now? *pats her head condescendingly*"

Before the suicide mission.

Miranda: Shepard, you need someone who can command through experience, I vo-
*renegade interrupt*
Shep: Wait... why are you out of the kitchen?

[Jakegnosis]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

She is that.  But if she gets my people killed with her useless advice, it's three in the back of the head.

Think of what an awesome trophy wife she'd make though! With all that genetic engineering done on her to make her attractive and super smart. It would be so ironic to be able to tell her she was wrong about everything when it really mattered. "Sure honey, whatever you say...Say, remember that time you got half my team killed? You really think I'm gonna listen to you now? *pats her head condescendingly*"

Think about all that mutual loathing and hatred boiling beneath the surface...

[sihill90]

solazz wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

She is that.  But if she gets my people killed with her useless advice, it's three in the back of the head.

Think of what an awesome trophy wife she'd make though! With all that genetic engineering done on her to make her attractive and super smart. It would be so ironic to be able to tell her she was wrong about everything when it really mattered. "Sure honey, whatever you say...Say, remember that time you got half my team killed? You really think I'm gonna listen to you now? *pats her head condescendingly*"

Before the suicide mission.

Miranda: Shepard, you need someone who can command through experience, I vo-
*renegade interrupt*
Shep: Wait... why are you out of the kitchen?

I'd almost pay to have that option

[Jakegnosis]

Jake71887 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Yeah, I didn't have Tali die either, but I don't like that it was so easy for her to have died. 

I send Legion into the vents every single time though. Sorry man, you're one of my fave squad members, but it's  either you or Tali going in there, and Tali's not leaving my side 

Why not mordin? 

I believe he gets auto-capped if you send him in the vents.  It's either Tali or Legion.

Modifié par Jakegnosis, 28 février 2010 - 09:58 .

[1490]

cutthecameras wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

She is that.  But if she gets my people killed with her useless advice, it's three in the back of the head.

Think of what an awesome trophy wife she'd make though! With all that genetic engineering done on her to make her attractive and super smart. It would be so ironic to be able to tell her she was wrong about everything when it really mattered. "Sure honey, whatever you say...Say, remember that time you got half my team killed? You really think I'm gonna listen to you now? *pats her head condescendingly*"

Sure she's hot, but I think she's way too stuck up about herself.  Not to mention she goes over your head to the Illusive Man rather than trust in you most of the time.  Trust is the most important part of a good relationship, in my opinion. 

Still, the term "trophy wife" isn't really synonymous with kind-heartedness, trust, and personality, so I won't argue (I would know: my dad has had a couple, lol)

[Jake71887]

Jakegnosis wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Yeah, I didn't have Tali die either, but I don't like that it was so easy for her to have died. 

I send Legion into the vents every single time though. Sorry man, you're one of my fave squad members, but it's  either you or Tali going in there, and Tali's not leaving my side 

Why not mordin? 

I believe he gets auto-capped if you send him in the vents.  It's either Tali or Legion.

He worked for me, or did I just get lucky? 

[cutthecameras]

solazz wrote...

cutthecameras wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

She is that.  But if she gets my people killed with her useless advice, it's three in the back of the head.

Think of what an awesome trophy wife she'd make though! With all that genetic engineering done on her to make her attractive and super smart. It would be so ironic to be able to tell her she was wrong about everything when it really mattered. "Sure honey, whatever you say...Say, remember that time you got half my team killed? You really think I'm gonna listen to you now? *pats her head condescendingly*"

Before the suicide mission.

Miranda: Shepard, you need someone who can command through experience, I vo-
*renegade interrupt*
Shep: Wait... why are you out of the kitchen?

lmao

"Miranda, I specifically told you to make me steak before I take on the collectors!"

[Phil725]

I'm just praying for a Miranda gag as DLC. It would save me a lot of effort having to constantly mute my TV or skip past all of her dialogue. I know its mostly subconscious, but I can't even stand her voice or anything she says anymore. I'd pay 1500 points for that...

[Jakegnosis]

Jake71887 wrote...

Jakegnosis wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

Yeah, I didn't have Tali die either, but I don't like that it was so easy for her to have died. 

I send Legion into the vents every single time though. Sorry man, you're one of my fave squad members, but it's  either you or Tali going in there, and Tali's not leaving my side 

Why not mordin? 

I believe he gets auto-capped if you send him in the vents.  It's either Tali or Legion.

He worked for me, or did I just get lucky? 

Oh, wow, really?  I'd heard it was insta-death for anyone other than Tali or Legion.  Did anyone else die?

[Jakegnosis]

Phil725 wrote...

I'm just praying for a Miranda gag as DLC. It would save me a lot of effort having to constantly mute my TV or skip past all of her dialogue. I know its mostly subconscious, but I can't even stand her voice or anything she says anymore. I'd pay 1500 points for that...

Are you sure you don't just want to see her in a gag?

[Jake71887]

Commandr Bond wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

He worked for me, or did I just get lucky? 

Uhh...what?

*head explodes*

My final first playthrough was:

Spec: Mordin
Fire team: Garrus

Spec: jack
Fire team: garrus
Return: Tali

Squad: Miranda, Mordin

[cutthecameras]

Jakegnosis wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

I'm just praying for a Miranda gag as DLC. It would save me a lot of effort having to constantly mute my TV or skip past all of her dialogue. I know its mostly subconscious, but I can't even stand her voice or anything she says anymore. I'd pay 1500 points for that...

Are you sure you don't just want to see her in a gag?

hmm
..*

*Yes that is a "Not sure if want" face

Modifié par cutthecameras, 28 février 2010 - 10:03 .

[Jake71887]

Jakegnosis wrote...
Oh, wow, really?  I'd heard it was insta-death for anyone other than Tali or Legion.  Did anyone else die?

Nope, brought everyone home safe once I learned Samara was not a good fire team leader haha

[Phil725]

Jakegnosis wrote...

Phil725 wrote...

I'm just praying for a Miranda gag as DLC. It would save me a lot of effort having to constantly mute my TV or skip past all of her dialogue. I know its mostly subconscious, but I can't even stand her voice or anything she says anymore. I'd pay 1500 points for that...

Are you sure you don't just want to see her in a gag?

Hmm good point, I definitely don't want anything that will bring my attention to her face.  Better just make the sound auto-cut out like in Samara's loyalty mission instead.  Thanks for the heads up