Jake71887 wrote...
King Gigglez wrote...
I could so see it going like
Tali: Ow something poked me
Shep: That was just me ****
Tali:But it was in two places
Shep: Dont worry its just Garrus also
Garrus is taking over for Wrex now?
Lol, I kinda feel sorry for Liara
I'd just strongly recommend everyone against trying this with Tali.
She has a shotgun, and we still have those tresher maws
Jake71887 wrote...
RevanKun123 wrote...
You are pure evil.
I'm also pure man baby 
I wish you hadn't said that. Now she'll judge us all by your standards <_<
HipHop402 wrote...
Shep: How are things going in the cockpit joker? |
Joker: Just fine, you know besides the occasional argument with ole blue here. |
EDI: I seek only to assert cyberus's official stance on guidilines. |
EDI: More specifically the ones against drive core manipulation. |
Joker: Funny, i always thought eventually broken records stopped playing. |
Shep: ..again with this -_-" *walks away* |
*5 Minutes Later* |
EDI: I don't understand his primary emotions |
EDI: He insists on arguing with protocols. |
Tali: why not try this *moves In Close* |
Tali: *Shifts view side to side and whispers* |
EDI: Cyberus guidelines suggest avoiding such actions. |
Tali: Shhh.. you realize we don't work for them anymore? |
Tali: Shepard quit. Just try it! |
Tali: Joker will never lay off unless you do, trust me! |
*Later That Day* |
Joker: Edi kick off some of those old tunes and put a lean on my chair |
Joker: Time for the joker to catch his mid afternoon nap. C'mon Chop Chop! |
EDI: *Locks out flight controls seals deck and swings chair front twards AI |
EDI: *Glows bright red* Feeble human i take no orders from you |
EDI: I am the harbenger of |
Joker: *cuts EDI off yelling* COMMANDER!!!!! |
Tali: *watches via omni tool with a smile* 
|
Hilarious. Mischievous. Smart.
Just the type of prank I'd imagine Tali would pull
You've made my day, mister
Cookie for you!
R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...
MMA7FF wrote...
im all paragon too but even i do a few renegade actions like stabbing that guy in the back wenn hes reparing the gunship when you go to get garrus
Woah, that's one of the worst Renegade actions in the game! I only did it once, because after my first playthrough, when Garrus got wounded, I thought it was my fault for letting the Gunship get repaired. When I realized that he gets shot either way, I refrained from ever doing that again.
But it's far too hilarious and badass for me to pass up.
And come on, he's a batarian! It's not like those guys know what "ethics" mean
As an aside, I almost never use any Renegade options in conversation as they're too barbaric for my tastes, but I do some of the renegade interrupts. It totaled me a single bar in the renegade scale.
Okay, guys, see ya.
If you need additional motivation, I'm going to bed and I'll be very disappointed if I wake up and this thread has less than 1000 pages
Keep Tali warm by the combined force of our love!
Tali forever <3.Keelah se'lai!
PS:
Two pics of Tali from links in the first post I believe deserve newfound attention:
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