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[Terrorfex]

Commandr Bond wrote...

Geth Knight wrote...

God so close to 1000 and the thread is going off of the topic of Tali. HOW DARE -ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

God damn that is fun. I'm totally stealing that, Dra--ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF YOUR MOM

Not so funny now, is it, funny man?

[NuclearBuddha]

penguin12345 wrote...
Did you talk to him? He actually says he likes Tali and respects her father but can't agree with Rael's experiments.

Likes her, respects her, still totally willing to ruin her life to make some political points.  class act, that Qwib-Qwib.

[Geth Knight]

I didn't spend enough time on the Migrant Fleet to listen to vas Qwib Qwib talk about the ships name

[Terrorfex]

Somebody1003 wrote...

penguin12345 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...

But seriously Admiral Xen.... She had to be the one character that you just have to hate in ME2. /sigh

I don't hate her. I don't like her either, but I don't hate her. I dislike Mr. Vas Qwib-Qwib much more than her.

Why did you hate him?
I liked Qwib Qwib.

British quarians are up there with the Russian quarians.

Which ones were Russians?

The ones that didn't have southern English accents.

[RevanKun123]

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

XX55XX wrote...

Well, I am back from work and I am kicking in the high chair. What are my fellow Talimancers up to?

Indecence, "cough"Jake"cough" who doesn't believe I am a girl.
You didn't miss anything.

I don't believe anyone's a girl until they verify, nothing personal 

It was verify the day I was born.

[R34P3RR3D33M3R]

penguin12345 wrote...

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

penguin12345 wrote...

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...

But seriously Admiral Xen.... She had to be the one character that you just have to hate in ME2. /sigh

I don't hate her. I don't like her either, but I don't hate her. I dislike Mr. Vas Qwib-Qwib much more than her.

Qwib-Qwib was a much more likeable character than his name implied.

Likeable? The guy who wants to get Tali exiled posthumously? The one who wants to prevent you from even speaking at her defense? The one even Tali herself calls a Bosh'tet?

Penguin, penguin, penguin. A lot to learn you still have, young TIM!

Did you talk to him? He actually says he likes Tali and respects her father but can't agree with Rael's experiments.

He says he doesn't "hate" her. But what he says and what he does are pretty different things. If you wait a while before re-entering the trial room when you come back from the Alarei, you'll hear him pushing for Tali's exile, presuming she's dead. Would he do that if he "liked" her?

[malkiah13]

Woo is going to be shutting us down any minute here...

[CptGrunt]

DrathanGervaise wrote...


Needs more Tali.


There we go.

Thats awsome.   I dont care what she ends up looking like under the mask she will forever have a special place in my heart.

[Jake71887]

RevanKun123 wrote...

It was verify the day I was born.

Not true, you can always be mistaken as female.. didn't you watch that episode of house? 

[penguin12345]

BTW I'm really irritable right now bc I was skiing all day and hurt myself pretty bad, gonna go work on a paper, be back in a few.

[Iclonic]

This ol' story back on the 680 pages should get everyone back on track.



They sat in ‘Dark Star’, watching the others dance to the throbbing music of the club. Shepard sat with a glass in his hand filled with something he couldn’t remember. He wore his Cerberus dress uniform. A neat white and black suit he wore on special occasions. He had decided to wear it instead of his armor, which lacked comfort when he sat down to enjoy himself. Garrus sat across form him his hands tapping the table to the beat of the music. Like the commander, he wore a Turian form of a dress uniform, with the Cerberus logo plastered on his black, white and dark blue uniform. Adjacent to Shepard sat Tali who gazed at the ceiling, amused by the twinkling effect; a simulation of beautiful stars in the Galaxy.



A drunk Turian approached the group of three and partially spilled his drink all over the table; tripping under his feet.



“Whats up?” the intruder yelled, swallowing another mouthful of his alcohol. Tali found Shepard amused by the Turian’s drunkenness. She found it awfully funny...and disturbing...in the good way.



“Whats your name?” Shepard asked, a cheeky smile spreading across his lips. The Turian laughed for a few seconds before sputtering out his name.



“Daren Sloahac” the words rolled of his tongue. Garrus butted in.



“Daren, how you doing?” he asked waving his hand in greeting.



“Nothin much...just wanted to...” a burp belched from Daren. “Just wanted to say hi to you guys. You guys...are awesome!” He threw his drink behind him, crashing into an asari’s head. The three; shocked with what he had done, looked over expecting the woman to yelp in pain and anger. It seemed she was too intoxicated to notice what hit her. She continued dancing, oblivious to what had happened.



“You. You. You. Are a legend my man.” Daren pointed towards Shepard.



“And you, Your like a brother!” Daren shifted his gaze towards Garrus. Garrus nodded in annoyance.



“And your hawt.” Daren blurted, before belching in front of Tali’s face. Before Tali could sarcastically say thanks, she saw condensation form on the outside of her visor; the stench of alcohol from Daren’s breath condensed on the glass, blinding Tali. She squealed and attempted to rub the vapor off with her hands. Shepard laughed hysterically until Tali wiped it off. He stopped when he saw her visor push towards his direction; a glare he could see through her mask. He was sleeping on the couch tonight.











Later that night...











“Tali...” Shepard shifted uncomfortably on the couch. “Tali...”



“What?” She hissed under her breath, not bothering to turn around to face Shepard.



“I’m sorry.” He pouted innocently, hoping for some attention.



She turned around to face him and giggled.



“Ah Shepard, the hero of Eden Prime, the savior of the Citadel...You can conquer all can’t you? Yet you can’t even conquer your own bed.”



“We’ll see about that.” Shepard replied getting off the couch.



“You’re going to have to fight me for it.” She replied.



“Looking forward to it.”

[penguin12345]

Somebody1003 wrote...

penguin12345 wrote...

Somebody1003 wrote...

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...

But seriously Admiral Xen.... She had to be the one character that you just have to hate in ME2. /sigh

I don't hate her. I don't like her either, but I don't hate her. I dislike Mr. Vas Qwib-Qwib much more than her.

Why did you hate him?
I liked Qwib Qwib.

British quarians are up there with the Russian quarians.

Which ones were Russians?

Listen around and you'll hear them.

[smeetooie3]

Hello all. I've been lurking around and haven't found any AdviceTali... felt this to be a grievous oversight.











Love this thread, by the by. Tali rules.

[Bloodhuman1]

Iclonic wrote...

This ol' story back on the 680 pages should get everyone back on track.

They sat in ‘Dark Star’, watching the others dance to the throbbing music of the club. Shepard sat with a glass in his hand filled with something he couldn’t remember. He wore his Cerberus dress uniform. A neat white and black suit he wore on special occasions. He had decided to wear it instead of his armor, which lacked comfort when he sat down to enjoy himself. Garrus sat across form him his hands tapping the table to the beat of the music. Like the commander, he wore a Turian form of a dress uniform, with the Cerberus logo plastered on his black, white and dark blue uniform. Adjacent to Shepard sat Tali who gazed at the ceiling, amused by the twinkling effect; a simulation of beautiful stars in the Galaxy.

A drunk Turian approached the group of three and partially spilled his drink all over the table; tripping under his feet.

“Whats up?” the intruder yelled, swallowing another mouthful of his alcohol. Tali found Shepard amused by the Turian’s drunkenness. She found it awfully funny...and disturbing...in the good way.

“Whats your name?” Shepard asked, a cheeky smile spreading across his lips. The Turian laughed for a few seconds before sputtering out his name.

“Daren Sloahac” the words rolled of his tongue. Garrus butted in.

“Daren, how you doing?” he asked waving his hand in greeting.

“Nothin much...just wanted to...” a burp belched from Daren. “Just wanted to say hi to you guys. You guys...are awesome!” He threw his drink behind him, crashing into an asari’s head. The three; shocked with what he had done, looked over expecting the woman to yelp in pain and anger. It seemed she was too intoxicated to notice what hit her. She continued dancing, oblivious to what had happened.

“You. You. You. Are a legend my man.” Daren pointed towards Shepard.

“And you, Your like a brother!” Daren shifted his gaze towards Garrus. Garrus nodded in annoyance.

“And your hawt.” Daren blurted, before belching in front of Tali’s face. Before Tali could sarcastically say thanks, she saw condensation form on the outside of her visor; the stench of alcohol from Daren’s breath condensed on the glass, blinding Tali. She squealed and attempted to rub the vapor off with her hands. Shepard laughed hysterically until Tali wiped it off. He stopped when he saw her visor push towards his direction; a glare he could see through her mask. He was sleeping on the couch tonight.





Later that night...





“Tali...” Shepard shifted uncomfortably on the couch. “Tali...”

“What?” She hissed under her breath, not bothering to turn around to face Shepard.

“I’m sorry.” He pouted innocently, hoping for some attention.

She turned around to face him and giggled.

“Ah Shepard, the hero of Eden Prime, the savior of the Citadel...You can conquer all can’t you? Yet you can’t even conquer your own bed.”

“We’ll see about that.” Shepard replied getting off the couch.

“You’re going to have to fight me for it.” She replied.

“Looking forward to it.”

-Bows down- Thanks for bringing back this story, mate.

[penguin12345]

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

penguin12345 wrote...

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

penguin12345 wrote...

R34P3RR3D33M3R wrote...

Geth Hunter Alpha wrote...

But seriously Admiral Xen.... She had to be the one character that you just have to hate in ME2. /sigh

I don't hate her. I don't like her either, but I don't hate her. I dislike Mr. Vas Qwib-Qwib much more than her.

Qwib-Qwib was a much more likeable character than his name implied.

Likeable? The guy who wants to get Tali exiled posthumously? The one who wants to prevent you from even speaking at her defense? The one even Tali herself calls a Bosh'tet?

Penguin, penguin, penguin. A lot to learn you still have, young TIM!

Did you talk to him? He actually says he likes Tali and respects her father but can't agree with Rael's experiments.

He says he doesn't "hate" her. But what he says and what he does are pretty different things. If you wait a while before re-entering the trial room when you come back from the Alarei, you'll hear him pushing for Tali's exile, presuming she's dead. Would he do that if he "liked" her?

I have been officially pwned. I congradulate my opponents in this matter.

[RevanKun123]

Jake71887 wrote...

RevanKun123 wrote...

It was verify the day I was born.

Not true, you can always be mistaken as female.. didn't you watch that episode of house? 

You are persistent, aren't you

[NuclearBuddha]

smeetooie3 wrote...

Hello all. I've been lurking around and haven't found any AdviceTali... felt this to be a grievous oversight.





Love this thread, by the by. Tali rules.

TAKE ANTIBIOTICS
advicetali.jpg
POUNCE SHEPARD

[R34P3RR3D33M3R]

penguin12345 wrote...

BTW I'm really irritable right now bc I was skiing all day and hurt myself pretty bad, gonna go work on a paper, be back in a few.

You hurt yourself yet again? You hurt yourself every single time I see you in this thread!