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[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

no

[Christmas Ape]

Aargh. While I was waking up I saw someone posting about their complete disbelief that players would romance Garrus, because (to my best recollection) "he's all messed up" and "he looks like a dinosaur" (that one I'm sure of).  And now I can't find it to remind them that it's because Garrus is a great man trying to be even better and getting kicked in the stomach for it time and again, but still getting up and setting his sights on doing something good. So his DNA faces the wrong way and he's got no lips. He's got a hell of a heart.
Just getting that off my chest, you know?

One just wishes his date wear didn't look like he lost a bet. "Alright, you're gonna win this one, fine. I'll do the final calibrations, you go see the commander. But if I make this one shot, right now, you've got to go wearing that blue velour bodysuit, the one with the tennis ball green piping. Bet?" "You're on."

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Well what the hell did they expect people to romance. Jacob? Its like trying to date a cardboard box that happens to be horny.

[Alexine]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Well what the hell did they expect people to romance. Jacob? Its like trying to date a cardboard box that happens to be horny.

Probably, since you need to tell Jacob three times to get him out of Shep's cabin

Modifié par Alexine, 13 juin 2010 - 08:18 .

[Aricle]

Alexine wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Well what the hell did they expect people to romance. Jacob? Its like trying to date a cardboard box that happens to be horny.

Probably, since you need to tell Jacob three times to get him out of Shep's cabin

Let Kasumi have him.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Kasumi is way out of jacob's league.

[Aricle]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Kasumi is way out of jacob's league.

I agree; but she does say something about finding him cute. /shrug

[Christmas Ape]

Aricle wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Kasumi is way out of jacob's league.

I agree; but she does say something about finding him cute. /shrug

Poor girl is on one hell of a terrible rebound, though.

[Reptilian Rob]

Christmas Ape wrote...

Aricle wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Kasumi is way out of jacob's league.

I agree; but she does say something about finding him cute. /shrug

Poor girl is on one hell of a terrible rebound, though.

Twenty U.S. dollars says she had a previous relationship with Jacob's father.

[Christmas Ape]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Christmas Ape wrote...

Aricle wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Kasumi is way out of jacob's league.

I agree; but she does say something about finding him cute. /shrug

Poor girl is on one hell of a terrible rebound, though.

Twenty U.S. dollars says she had a previous relationship with Jacob's father.

I...wait...that's...no.

Just...no.

[Alexine]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Christmas Ape wrote...

Aricle wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Kasumi is way out of jacob's league.

I agree; but she does say something about finding him cute. /shrug

Poor girl is on one hell of a terrible rebound, though.

Twenty U.S. dollars says she had a previous relationship with Jacob's father.

WUT??? How could she? Jacob's father been missing for ten years, unless Kasumi had a relationship when she was younger than 15 years of age.

[Jackalope]

Andaius20 wrote...


Garrus likes the scratching behind the fringe. take note ladies.

Okay, so long as he doesn't kick his left leg like my puppy does.

That's what Mass Effect 3 needs.  A space puppy.  Urz?  Urz!

[lovgreno]

I think we all wants a space puppy. But since we can't have Urz we will have to do with Garrus.

[Christmas Ape]

...why can't we have Urz, anyway? He could live with Grunt.

Actually, to hell with that. I want him to sleep under your private terminal on the CIC. Occasionally raise his head to give a sleepy, hungry eye to a passing crewman, then drift off again.

Modifié par Christmas Ape, 13 juin 2010 - 01:01 .

[lovgreno]

As Udina would say: It's an outrage!

[Brian619]

*sob* my poor Urz died in the pit fight...

[Sialater]

Christmas Ape wrote...

...why can't we have Urz, anyway? He could live with Grunt.

Actually, to hell with that. I want him to sleep under your private terminal on the CIC. Occasionally raise his head to give a sleepy, hungry eye to a passing crewman, then drift off again.

Yeah... but the minute you took too long getting back from a mission to feed him, he'd snack on the nearest crewmember.

[Christmas Ape]

Brian619 wrote...

*sob* my poor Urz died in the pit fight...

He's not dead, he's just over in the krogan medical bay. He's done fighting, though...which should absolutely let you keep him.

[Christmas Ape]

Sialater wrote...
Yeah... but the minute you took too long getting back from a mission to feed him, he'd snack on the nearest crewmember.

I can get my personal assistant to feed my fish, but not my varren?

[Sialater]

Christmas Ape wrote...

Sialater wrote...
Yeah... but the minute you took too long getting back from a mission to feed him, he'd snack on the nearest crewmember.

I can get my personal assistant to feed my fish, but not my varren?

Ah... but you see, I'd rather not date my personal assistant just so she'll do her job.   And getting Garrus to do it would do no good since he'd be on that mission with us.

[sapphyreelf]

Christmas Ape wrote...

Brian619 wrote...

*sob* my poor Urz died in the pit fight...

He's not dead, he's just over in the krogan medical bay. He's done fighting, though...which should absolutely let you keep him.

Urz can fight again after that. You just have to leave the planet and come back.

Also, Miranda has the funniest dialogue if you go visit Urz in the medical medbay. I can't remember what she says precisely, but she disapproves of visiting him.

[lovgreno]

Yes Miranda often dissaproves. Kind of like a certain witch in another game...

[Sialater]

lovgreno wrote...

Yes Miranda often dissaproves. Kind of like a certain witch in another game...

Or a certain LSF Jedi in yet another....(Dark hair, loses her lightsaber a lot.)

[Alexine]

Sialater wrote...

lovgreno wrote...

Yes Miranda often dissaproves. Kind of like a certain witch in another game...

Or a certain LSF Jedi in yet another....(Dark hair, loses her lightsaber a lot.)

You mean Bastila Shan? People tend to think Miranda and Bastila so much alike...

But it is getting a bit OT, so I'll just put this pic here:

[lovgreno]

It takes a special kind of turian to look good sniping while wearing pink.