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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

I'm going to play my Fabulous version of the suicide mission while listening to "Back In Black"
Unless anyone knows any songs that would fit a "Fabulous suicide mission" better.


Just blare disco music.  Or Kiss's dynasty.  Or ELO.  Something big and ridiculous yet fabulous.  

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

I'm going to play my Fabulous version of the suicide mission while listening to "Back In Black"
Unless anyone knows any songs that would fit a "Fabulous suicide mission" better.


Just blare disco music.  Or Kiss's dynasty.  Or ELO.  Something big and ridiculous yet fabulous.  

YESSSSSS
FABULOUS SHEPAR/GARRUS/TALI ARE GOING TO ASSAULT THE COLLECTOR BASE TO KISS'S DYNASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Okay my Harbinger moment is over.

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Is there any chance the eye-thingy* could be painted fabulous too?





*How's that thing called in English? I can't recall <.<

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Mentatzoee wrote...

Is there any chance the eye-thingy* could be painted fabulous too?


*How's that thing called in English? I can't recall <.<

It's Occulus.
And I'm going to try that next.

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

I'm going to play my Fabulous version of the suicide mission while listening to "Back In Black"
Unless anyone knows any songs that would fit a "Fabulous suicide mission" better.


Just blare disco music.  Or Kiss's dynasty.  Or ELO.  Something big and ridiculous yet fabulous.  

YESSSSSS
FABULOUS SHEPAR/GARRUS/TALI ARE GOING TO ASSAULT THE COLLECTOR BASE TO KISS'S DYNASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Okay my Harbinger moment is over.


You know you want to :wizard:

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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

I'm going to play my Fabulous version of the suicide mission while listening to "Back In Black"
Unless anyone knows any songs that would fit a "Fabulous suicide mission" better.


Just blare disco music.  Or Kiss's dynasty.  Or ELO.  Something big and ridiculous yet fabulous.  

YESSSSSS
FABULOUS SHEPAR/GARRUS/TALI ARE GOING TO ASSAULT THE COLLECTOR BASE TO KISS'S DYNASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Okay my Harbinger moment is over.


You know you want to :wizard:

Argh arrrrgh the Fabulous. Garrus' fabulousness is too strong I must do this I am sorry.

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Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Mentatzoee wrote...

Is there any chance the eye-thingy* could be painted fabulous too?


*How's that thing called in English? I can't recall <.<

It's Occulus.
And I'm going to try that next.


Easy!

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PS: I took it from the ME wikia, since I didn't have caps on it.

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Lol!



I actually meant Garrus' eye-thingy, but that's also great indeed!

I just love the fabulous taint life is getting! The Asari should be fabulous instead of blue too!





(I should be studying right now! Sure!)

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It makes the suicide mission fabulous!!! XD

And since it's a Garrus thread, here's a fabulous Garrus in full armour:
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*snorts*
HAHAHAHA...
He honestly looks like the pink power ranger... (sorry Garrus...)

Modifié par Alexine, 18 juin 2010 - 10:50 .


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Alexine wrote...

It makes the suicide mission fabulous!!! XD

And since it's a Garrus thread, here's a fabulous Garrus in full armour:
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*snorts*
HAHAHAHA...
He honestly looks like the pink power ranger... (sorry Garrus...)

I Pink Power Ranger who could snipe you in the head at 300 meters!

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Oh God, just imagine the Wrex confrontation on Virmire.

WREX: This isn't right, Shepard. If there's a cure for our fabulousness, we can't destroy it!

SHEPARD: Calm down, Wrex, you silly goose. I'm not the hater here. Saren's the one you should be mad at.

WREX: Really? Saren created a cure for everyone. You want to destroy it. Help me out here, Shepard. The lines between fabulous and unfabulous are getting a little blurry from where I stand.

SHEPARD: This isn't a cure, it's a weapon! And if Saren's allowed to use it, you won't be there to reap the benefits of his unfabulous fashion design! None of us will!

WREX: That's a chance we should be willing to take. This is the fate of my entire PEOPLE we're talking about! I've been loyal to you and your fashionable pink armor so far. Hell, your choice to have me wear Phoenix armor did more for me than my family ever did. But if I'm going to keep following you, I need to know if we're doing it for a fabulous reason.

SHEPARD: Wrex, these krogan are not your people! They're fashion slaves of Saren, wearing nothing but frilly dresses and top hats! Tools! Is that what you want for them?

WREX: No. We were tools for the Council once. And to thank us for killing the Rachni, they neutered us all! I doubt Saren will be as generous. Maybe he'll force me to give him my Prada handbag...all right, Shepard. You've made your point. I don't think this is right, but I trust you enough to follow your lead.

SHEPARD: That's my Wrexie!




Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Hmmm a fabulous Samara/Morinth battle.
That might be to fabulous for me to handle.


MORINTH: Nef died because my fabulousness was so great it overloaded her nervous systems. She couldn't take it. My partners died experiencing fabulousness you cannot imagine.


Modifié par Xsause, 18 juin 2010 - 10:52 .


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Do you think he'd feel humiliated by wearing that?

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Oh God, just imagine the Wrex confrontation on Virmire.

WREX: This isn't right, Shepard. If there's a cure for our fabulousness, we can't destroy it!

SHEPARD: Calm down, Wrex, you silly goose. I'm not the hater here. Saren's the one you should be mad at.

WREX: Really? Saren created a cure for everyone. You want to destroy it. Help me out here, Shepard. The lines between fabulous and unfabulous are getting a little blurry from where I stand.

SHEPARD: This isn't a cure, it's a weapon! And if Saren's allowed to use it, you won't be there to reap the benefits of his unfabulous fashion design! None of us will!

WREX: That's a chance we should be willing to take. This is the fate of my entire PEOPLE we're talking about! I've been loyal to you and your fashionable pink armor so far. Hell, your choice to have me wear Phoenix armor did more for me than my family ever did. But if I'm going to keep following you, I need to know if we're doing it for a fabulous reason.

SHEPARD: Wrex, these krogan are not your people! They're fashion slaves of Saren, wearing nothing but frilly dresses and top hats! Tools! Is that what you want for them?

WREX: No. We were tools for the Council once. And to thank us for killing the Rachni, they neutered us all! I doubt Saren will be as generous. Maybe he'll force me to give him my Prada handbag...all right, Shepard. You've made your point. I don't think this is right, but I trust you enough to follow your lead.

SHEPARD: That's my Wrexie!




Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Hmmm a fabulous Samara/Morinth battle.
That might be to fabulous for me to handle.


MORINTH: Nef died because my fabulousness was so great it overloaded her nervous systems. She couldn't take it. My partners died experiencing fabulousness you cannot imagine.



*Liara and Tali listening to the Wrex confrontatoin*
Liara: Alright I'm raising the bet to 10000 that Shepard is gay.
Tali: He's not gay Liara he's just Fabulous!
Liara: *to herself* Goddessdammit these people are insane....that is a rather pretty shade off......
Liara: Your right Tali He's just Fabulous!
Shepard: Fabulindocturniation works on everyone!

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Xsause wrote...

Oh God, just imagine the Wrex confrontation on Virmire.

WREX: This isn't right, Shepard. If there's a cure for our fabulousness, we can't destroy it!

SHEPARD: Calm down, Wrex, you silly goose. I'm not the hater here. Saren's the one you should be mad at.

WREX: Really? Saren created a cure for everyone. You want to destroy it. Help me out here, Shepard. The lines between fabulous and unfabulous are getting a little blurry from where I stand.

SHEPARD: This isn't a cure, it's a weapon! And if Saren's allowed to use it, you won't be there to reap the benefits of his unfabulous fashion design! None of us will!

WREX: That's a chance we should be willing to take. This is the fate of my entire PEOPLE we're talking about! I've been loyal to you and your fashionable pink armor so far. Hell, your choice to have me wear Phoenix armor did more for me than my family ever did. But if I'm going to keep following you, I need to know if we're doing it for a fabulous reason.

SHEPARD: Wrex, these krogan are not your people! They're fashion slaves of Saren, wearing nothing but frilly dresses and top hats! Tools! Is that what you want for them?

WREX: No. We were tools for the Council once. And to thank us for killing the Rachni, they neutered us all! I doubt Saren will be as generous. Maybe he'll force me to give him my Prada handbag...all right, Shepard. You've made your point. I don't think this is right, but I trust you enough to follow your lead.

SHEPARD: That's my Wrexie!




Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Hmmm a fabulous Samara/Morinth battle.
That might be to fabulous for me to handle.


MORINTH: Nef died because my fabulousness was so great it overloaded her nervous systems. She couldn't take it. My partners died experiencing fabulousness you cannot imagine.




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Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Xsause wrote...

Oh God, just imagine the Wrex confrontation on Virmire.

WREX: This isn't right, Shepard. If there's a cure for our fabulousness, we can't destroy it!

SHEPARD: Calm down, Wrex, you silly goose. I'm not the hater here. Saren's the one you should be mad at.

WREX: Really? Saren created a cure for everyone. You want to destroy it. Help me out here, Shepard. The lines between fabulous and unfabulous are getting a little blurry from where I stand.

SHEPARD: This isn't a cure, it's a weapon! And if Saren's allowed to use it, you won't be there to reap the benefits of his unfabulous fashion design! None of us will!

WREX: That's a chance we should be willing to take. This is the fate of my entire PEOPLE we're talking about! I've been loyal to you and your fashionable pink armor so far. Hell, your choice to have me wear Phoenix armor did more for me than my family ever did. But if I'm going to keep following you, I need to know if we're doing it for a fabulous reason.

SHEPARD: Wrex, these krogan are not your people! They're fashion slaves of Saren, wearing nothing but frilly dresses and top hats! Tools! Is that what you want for them?

WREX: No. We were tools for the Council once. And to thank us for killing the Rachni, they neutered us all! I doubt Saren will be as generous. Maybe he'll force me to give him my Prada handbag...all right, Shepard. You've made your point. I don't think this is right, but I trust you enough to follow your lead.

SHEPARD: That's my Wrexie!




Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Hmmm a fabulous Samara/Morinth battle.
That might be to fabulous for me to handle.


MORINTH: Nef died because my fabulousness was so great it overloaded her nervous systems. She couldn't take it. My partners died experiencing fabulousness you cannot imagine.




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*Shepard is later found dead of a Fabulous overdose*
*Morinth is nowhere to be found*

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Sometimes you folks scare me a little.

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Christmas Ape wrote...

Sometimes you folks scare me a little.


Scaring people is what I live for. :ph34r:

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*ME3*

Garrus: So Shepard I hear that all Human frigates are named after famous human battles.

Shepard: That's right.

Garrus: So what was this battle of Normandy?

Shepard: I can't tell you properly here watch this.

Garrus: Is it a documentary?

Shepard: Kind of.

Garrus: Alright *Garrus proceeds to watch "Saving Private Ryan"

*several hours later*

Shepard: So what did you think?

Garrus: That private Ryan better be grateful!

Shepard: Uhh Exactly!

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Where's Ed's fluffy pink Angora Onyx?

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Buggirl70 wrote...

Where's Ed's fluffy pink Angora Onyx?


You know for such occasions it takes awhile for him to look fabulous, and he must absolutely look fabulous
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Oh god, LOL! Fabulous Wrex convo, fabulous Harbinger, fabulous Niftu Cal...This. Is. Awesome. Posted Image

And don't get me wrong: I much prefer the Hammerhead for actual transportation, speed and manoeuverability...It's only when I'm getting shot at that I miss the ol' Barfmobile. Otherwise, no.

And turian females simply HAVE to be in ME3. I'd also love to see a female drell or a salarian Dalatrass, for curiosity's sake, but I'm not holding my breath on that one. Was just thinking that, since the entire galaxy is gonna be in danger, one of them could make an appearance for political reasons, since they're the real leaders of salarian society. But yeah, if only one species' females are shown in ME3, make it turians.

Concerning the sharpness of turian claws: that turian only nicked the reporter's carotid from trying to restrain her (I'm assuming he grabbed her by the neck?), he didn't actually outright slit her throat. Yes, it was still fatal because there was no proper medical attention available, but he had to apply force to get that result. I doubt Garrus would ever try to grab Shep's neck, or any other part of her body with quite that amount of force. Plus, as has already been said, Shep's got dem Skin Weave upgrades. Heck, she's pretty much a cyborg, if what I hear about the storyline in Overlord is any indication.

Besides, I'm sure trimming claws is also a perfectly valid solution. Posted Image

Edit: And Ed Wood too! Yay!

Now we really need some pink asari.

Modifié par Nilfalasiel, 18 juin 2010 - 11:23 .


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Nilfalasiel wrote...

Now we really need some pink asari.


YES!
If these Asari really want to keep going around acting like they rule the world universe, they should be fabulous first.

Edit: Forgot half of the sentence.

Modifié par Mentatzoee, 18 juin 2010 - 11:16 .


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Double-post-wtf Posted Image

Modifié par Nilfalasiel, 18 juin 2010 - 11:21 .


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Violet and Indigo Batarians



Neon Purple Hanar



Someone should make a massive fabulous mod that would reskin the entire game into mind blowingness

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Mentatzoee wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Now we really need some pink asari.


YES!
If these Asari really want to keep going around acting like they rule the world universe, they should be fabulous first.


Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you:

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