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#27601
Kim Shepard

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Rebe70 wrote...

Dark_Helmet wrote...

No that would make TIM happy.
He does a very evil smile if you give him the base.
Bad idea even for a Renegade.


Oh, I didn't know I was going to have to share it with him  B)  /kid

My MainShep gave it to him as a "thank you" present for resurrecting her. xD Their relationship is built on favors like that. She gave him the data at the beginning too.

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Kim Shepard wrote...

Also, this is probably the first time I've heard "his hair didn't move" as a reason for getting Kaidan Virmired. xD That picture of Garrus holding the cupcake is awesome, by the way.


Okay, probably nuked him because of the whole assault-rifle-in-face-not-enough-of-hint-to-stop-stalking-me. But I will blame the hair.

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Kim Shepard wrote...

Rebe70 wrote...

Dark_Helmet wrote...

No that would make TIM happy.
He does a very evil smile if you give him the base.
Bad idea even for a Renegade.


Oh, I didn't know I was going to have to share it with him  B)  /kid

My MainShep gave it to him as a "thank you" present for resurrecting her. xD Their relationship is built on favors like that. She gave him the data at the beginning too.

*thinks about the above scenario*
TIM: You know how you gave me the Collector base and all.
Shepard: Yep.
TIM: weeeeell I called in a few favors and we've got ourselves a few Reapers!!!!!!!
Shepard: You've got to be f*cking kidding me!
TIM: Don't worry we made them out of Batarians!
Shepard: Ohhh You!
*That Darn Illusive Man!*

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Rebe70 wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Also, this is probably the first time I've heard "his hair didn't move" as a reason for getting Kaidan Virmired. xD That picture of Garrus holding the cupcake is awesome, by the way.


Okay, probably nuked him because of the whole assault-rifle-in-face-not-enough-of-hint-to-stop-stalking-me. But I will blame the hair.

That was Liara for me. She can't be Virmired... Why couldn't someone else give Shepard's body to TIM? Or why couldn't Shepard borrow one of Tali's lines?

ME1 Romance: We're going to trap you, Shepard, no matter what you say!
Shepard: I have a shotgun.

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Dunno if everyone's seen it, but there's a guide on how to avoid romances in ME1 here.

http://social.biowar...iscussion/8268/

But yea. Thankfully I did not even talk to Liara on my last playthrough of ME1. Getting ninjaromanced by her sounds frustrating.


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Dark_Helmet wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Rebe70 wrote...

Dark_Helmet wrote...

No that would make TIM happy.
He does a very evil smile if you give him the base.
Bad idea even for a Renegade.


Oh, I didn't know I was going to have to share it with him  B)  /kid

My MainShep gave it to him as a "thank you" present for resurrecting her. xD Their relationship is built on favors like that. She gave him the data at the beginning too.

*thinks about the above scenario*
TIM: You know how you gave me the Collector base and all.
Shepard: Yep.
TIM: weeeeell I called in a few favors and we've got ourselves a few Reapers!!!!!!!
Shepard: You've got to be f*cking kidding me!
TIM: Don't worry we made them out of Batarians!
Shepard: Ohhh You!
*That Darn Illusive Man!*


lolz, only thing though is would the reapers hate them even more?

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Andaius20 wrote...

Dark_Helmet wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Rebe70 wrote...

Dark_Helmet wrote...

No that would make TIM happy.
He does a very evil smile if you give him the base.
Bad idea even for a Renegade.


Oh, I didn't know I was going to have to share it with him  B)  /kid

My MainShep gave it to him as a "thank you" present for resurrecting her. xD Their relationship is built on favors like that. She gave him the data at the beginning too.

*thinks about the above scenario*
TIM: You know how you gave me the Collector base and all.
Shepard: Yep.
TIM: weeeeell I called in a few favors and we've got ourselves a few Reapers!!!!!!!
Shepard: You've got to be f*cking kidding me!
TIM: Don't worry we made them out of Batarians!
Shepard: Ohhh You!
*That Darn Illusive Man!*


lolz, only thing though is would the reapers hate them even more?

They'd be the most confused Reapers ever.

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Dark_Helmet wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

My MainShep gave it to him as a "thank you" present for resurrecting her. xD Their relationship is built on favors like that. She gave him the data at the beginning too.

*thinks about the above scenario*
TIM: You know how you gave me the Collector base and all.
Shepard: Yep.
TIM: weeeeell I called in a few favors and we've got ourselves a few Reapers!!!!!!!
Shepard: You've got to be f*cking kidding me!
TIM: Don't worry we made them out of Batarians!
Shepard: Ohhh You!
*That Darn Illusive Man!*

Actually, for my MainShep (a Colonist who doesn't like batarians), it would probably end like this...

MainShep: Batarians? Were they slavers? You didn't let me watch? ...I thought we were friends.
TIM: Well, you were busy, but I saved the surveilance tapes.
MainShep: Great! Now, I'm calling in my next favor. I let you keep your Overlord experiment. Bring Saren back to life. :D
TIM: I... I don't even know how to respond to that. I get to keep the Overlord experiment, you say?

For the record, I didn't download Overlord. That's what she would do though. Is it hard to believe she's Paragade?

@ Collider: Unfortunately, I followed the guide and it didn't work for me. That's why I wonder if it's a glitch - I technically turned her down. It's annoying, but looking on the bright side, I can correct a few things with this Shepard that weren't quite right.

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I've got a gift for you Garrus thread.
Here goes.
*Random crossover fic*
*FemShep and Garrus kissing *I know it doesn't work like that but roll with it*
HK47: Disgusted Statment: What is the meatbag obsession with rubbing their mucus covered lips together?
            Statement: It is making my desire to kill something greater than average....which is very hard to do.
Grunt: Yeah killing stuff is fun!
Zaeed: Your goddamn right!
Grunt: HEY I'VE GOT AN IDEA!
Zaeed: We we're listening.....

*2 days later on Tuchanka*
*Zaeed, HK47, and Grunt are on the Firewalker*
*listening to "Highway to Hell"
*Killing Blood Pack mercs*
Grunt: I AM ENTERTAINED!!!!!!!
Zaeed: This is how to have goddamned fun!
HK47: Statement: This is satisfactory.

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I haven't played KOTOR yet. That is where HK47 is from, right? It talks like an elcor? xD

I always thought my Shepards would listen to "Highway To Hell" in the Mako. They're crazy/bad drivers. It's no wonder why poor Garrus was always repairing it.

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Kim Shepard wrote...

I haven't played KOTOR yet. That is where HK47 is from, right? It talks like an elcor? xD

I always thought my Shepards would listen to "Highway To Hell" in the Mako. They're crazy/bad drivers. It's no wonder why poor Garrus was always repairing it.

KOTOR and KOTOR 2 both had HK47.
He's a droid who's sarcastic, psychotic, and the greatest thing since sliced bread.

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Dark_Helmet wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

I haven't played KOTOR yet. That is where HK47 is from, right? It talks like an elcor? xD

I always thought my Shepards would listen to "Highway To Hell" in the Mako. They're crazy/bad drivers. It's no wonder why poor Garrus was always repairing it.

KOTOR and KOTOR 2 both had HK47.
He's a droid who's sarcastic, psychotic, and the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Awesome. :) I was right. Still need to look for KOTOR at Gamestop though. I keep reading good things about it.

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Kim Shepard wrote...

Dark_Helmet wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

I haven't played KOTOR yet. That is where HK47 is from, right? It talks like an elcor? xD

I always thought my Shepards would listen to "Highway To Hell" in the Mako. They're crazy/bad drivers. It's no wonder why poor Garrus was always repairing it.

KOTOR and KOTOR 2 both had HK47.
He's a droid who's sarcastic, psychotic, and the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Awesome. :) I was right. Still need to look for KOTOR at Gamestop though. I keep reading good things about it.

KOTOR isn't in stores anymore.
KOTOR2 is.
You can get KOTOR off of Steam for $5 dollars.

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Hey Garrus Fans! Uhhh... was browsing some vids and I don't think this one is up yet.... so I figure why not add it in

if it is... sorry guys ! :)
www.youtube.com/watch
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Modifié par Cypher0020, 24 juin 2010 - 05:41 .


#27615
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Thank you Cypher. Great video.

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thanks Collinder. Didn't make it tho. Edited the link so it'd be easier to access :)

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Dark_Helmet wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

Dark_Helmet wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

I haven't played KOTOR yet. That is where HK47 is from, right? It talks like an elcor? xD

I always thought my Shepards would listen to "Highway To Hell" in the Mako. They're crazy/bad drivers. It's no wonder why poor Garrus was always repairing it.

KOTOR and KOTOR 2 both had HK47.
He's a droid who's sarcastic, psychotic, and the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Awesome. :) I was right. Still need to look for KOTOR at Gamestop though. I keep reading good things about it.

KOTOR isn't in stores anymore.
KOTOR2 is.
You can get KOTOR off of Steam for $5 dollars.

I meant I was going to look for a used copy. I don't download anything (which is why I don't have Overlord), so Steam wouldn't be an option for me. I might not find one, but it's worth a try.

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NuclearBuddha wrote...

X: The Abode of Dr. Newstead

Despite the lateness of the hour, we were encouraged to stop at Dr. Newstead’s estate by the lights burning in the windows, which suggested that the inhabitants were still awake. The ornately arabesqued gate to the grounds stood open as well. In any event the weather, which had turned to sheets of rain, seemed to rebuke any plan to proceed onward in search of a roadside inn to shelter at for the night. The moisture and discomfort of the ride had taken a heavy toll on Miss Zorah, and she coughed miserably, though she stolidly endured without complaint. As the headlights of Miss William’s motorcar swept through the downpour, it became clear that the grounds were unkempt, verging on overgrown. Ornamental benches and trellises seemed to have been overtaken completely by curious growths of vine. These obscurely repellent shoots extended up the walls of the manor itself, the tough rope-like tendrils swarming in a horrifying manner all the way to the eaves. Nor did they lend to the appearance of a quaint, ivy-walled country house, for the vines were without leaf, and had a strange, doughy appearance completely unwholesome to the eye.

Much to my surprise, we were greeted at the door by one Lieutenant -- Alenko, whom I had met years before in France. The disinherited scion of a White Russian family, Lt. Alenko had traveled widely, serving in the Foreign Legion during the Great War where he had made my acquaintance. Now bereft of his homeland by the October Revolution, it appeared he lived as a soldier of fortune, lacking any other skills. A sensitive man despite his unfortunate profession, he was much afflicted by headaches and, laboring under the Eastern superstition common to his race, consumed philters made from cacao leaves and other more obscure substances besides to alleviate his ailment. Much given to philosophy, it was his claim that the dream-trances and wild imaginings these potions induced in him helped to calm his nerves and give him insight into the world about him.

He and another Russian were serving as bodyguards to Dr. Newstead, he told me, though he remained evasive on what cause the doctor had to require protection. Welcoming us into the manor, he assured us that Dr. Newstead would be happy to accommodate us for the night, given the inclement weather and the state of the country roads. However, before I was able to elaborate on our reasons for intruding on the doctor’s privacy, the other bodyguard happened to appear.

Where Lt. Alenko was darkly handsome and well-groomed in a European style, slender as befitted a man of his stature and profession, -- Urdnot was a barrel-chested brute of a Cossack, his face marred by injury and his bristling beard lending an aspect of ferocity to his face. Despite initial appearances, however, he seemed a more brooding sort, seething over some deep hurt within his psyche, rather than the innate dour fatalism of his kind. It seemed his custom to go armed about the house, as if expecting attack from any quarter.

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for anyone interested in the Lovecraft style :)

Modifié par Andaius20, 24 juin 2010 - 05:53 .


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Interesting. :) I don't know much about Lovecraft, but I know about the time period. (I hardly ever read fanfiction, but the words Russian, October Revolution, and Cossack caught my attention when I glanced through it. xD I like history.) So who will Garrus be in this story?

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the whole crew will be. If you read through that part you'll see Alenko and wrex are in it. Tali and shapard, and Ashley as well. ten chapters so far. I think everyone has made an appearance.

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ok I have the link HERE For all those interested in Buddahs Lovecraft version of the Shepard crew.
Edit: a message to you from the author:" I don't have a lot of Inspector Vakarian yet, but he'll be more
important soon."

Modifié par Andaius20, 24 juin 2010 - 06:28 .


#27622
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Kim Shepard wrote...
So who will Garrus be in this story?

"The intruder was dressed in a weathered blue cape over a uniform of a similar hue. His rudy face, all harsh planes and angles, was dominated by neatly trimmed muttonchops which twitched amusingly as he spoke in a rumbling voice. Doffing his tall round helmet and presenting his credentials, he introduced himself as Detective Inspector -- Vakarian, of Scotland Yard. Excusing himself somewhat sheepishly, he asked our leave to join us in the compartment, as he had been forced to board the train on constabulary business, and there was no seat otherwise available to him. I would have begged his forgiveness and refused, however, Miss Zorah, selfless as always, gladly admitted him."

#27623
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You're a talented writer Nuclear. This definitely seems interesting.

#27624
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I read the part posted here, the part with Saren (because he's my favorite), and glanced through the rest. I can't read ten chapters right now though. Still, what I saw was interesting and very well-written.

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Kim Shepard wrote...

I read the part posted here, the part with Saren (because he's my favorite), and glanced through the rest. I can't read ten chapters right now though. Still, what I saw was interesting and very well-written.


Well you don't HAVE TO read all ten chapters in one sitting you know. :P PAce yourself girl!