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[janeym27]

Mentatzoee wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

There is a wide-spread concept of Turian Condoms? O_o
Do tell.
I suppose first and foremost, they would need to settle the innie/outy debate. I've also always thought that they are most likely an egg-laying species, in which case 'condoms' would be a tad redundant...

XDD

Oh well, maybe I was a bit exaggerated there, but as far as I remember, turian condoms (or Garrus wearing one) appear in every "sexual" fic I've read.

Maybe it was more a way to screw humans without chafing, but... In the context of "Enemies like you and me" that wouldn't be coherent, so...

But the inability to get preggers from doing male aliens is very, very high on my list of reasons to date one. In fact, I believe there was a motivational about it somewhere (cannot find it... searching...)

[ciaweth]

It was to prevent anaphylactic shock and other allergic symptoms. There's more than one way to ingest/absorb allergens.

[Cerrydd]

janeym27 wrote...
But the inability to get preggers from doing male aliens is very, very high on my list of reasons to date one. In fact, I believe there was a motivational about it somewhere (cannot find it... searching...)

I know exactly which motivational you mean. But I can't find it either...

[ciaweth]

Cerrydd wrote...

janeym27 wrote...
But the inability to get preggers from doing male aliens is very, very high on my list of reasons to date one. In fact, I believe there was a motivational about it somewhere (cannot find it... searching...)

I know exactly which motivational you mean. But I can't find it either...

Oh, the "chore" one, right?  I can't find that either, but it made me laugh when I did see it!

[janeym27]

ciaweth wrote...

It was to prevent anaphylactic shock and other allergic symptoms. There's more than one way to ingest/absorb allergens.

I know. I know. But still... lol

But turian condoms: have we had this discussion? Sounds like we should have.

[lovgreno]

Somehow I think a human condom is not enough.

[janeym27]

Might tear on the spines...

[Mentatzoee]

I haven't seen that motivational, but I can picture it though xDD



@ciaweth: Yup, that would have sense in the actual ME'verse, but in the alternate reality of "Enemies like you and me" I got the impression Turians used them between them from what Garrus said. But again, it's an alternate universe AND it's not BW approved, but.





By the way, I remember reading somewhere about references to Turian sex in the ME novels. Is that true or...?

[Brian619]

*cough cough* *wheeze* spines?

[janeym27]

Brian619 wrote...

*cough cough* *wheeze* spines?

Yeah... some fic has.... interesting interpretations of turian penis. Spines, tenticles, you name it.

I was, of course, referring to turian leg spines during foreplay. Yes.

[Mentatzoee]

Aww c'mon. Turian sex and Garrus are directly related

[janeym27]

Mentatzoee wrote...

Aww c'mon. Turian sex and Garrus are directly related

Very directly.

I can't hear the name Garrus without thinking 'turian sex'.

[Xsause]

Oh, Garrus thread. You just love shattering my innocence like a glass window.

FROM NOW ON, GARRUS' PENIS LOOKING LIKE A VUVUZELA IS CANON.

Modifié par Xsause, 25 juin 2010 - 08:59 .

[Cerrydd]

Xsause wrote...

Oh, Garrus thread. You just love shattering my innocence like a glass window.

*looks at crackfics*
Like you ever had any innocence to begin with!

FROM NOW ON, GARRUS' PENIS LOOKING LIKE A VUVUZELA IS CANON.

Hey, keep the vuvuzelas out of this thread. XD

[janeym27]

Xsause wrote...

Oh, Garrus thread. You just love shattering my innocence like a glass window.

FROM NOW ON, GARRUS' PENIS LOOKING LIKE A VUVUZELA IS CANON.

You definetly would need special made condoms to fit that thing.

[Mentatzoee]

Xsause wrote...

Oh, Garrus thread. You just love shattering my innocence like a glass window.

FROM NOW ON, GARRUS' PENIS LOOKING LIKE A VUVUZELA IS CANON.

Thanks Xsause, you made me have to sort another difficult "What are you laughing at?" question.



But I just love laughing at this stuff.

Edit:

Darth Cheesecake wrote...

Does it make that Bzzzzzz noise
as well?

You'll have to ask Garrus about that!

Modifié par Mentatzoee, 25 juin 2010 - 09:02 .

[Brian619]

Can we blow it? .......... wait, that sounded wrong.

[janeym27]

Youtube have added a Vuvuzela button to their vids. You want lol: play the romance scene, and click it juuuuuussst as they fade to black.

[Brian619]

LMFAO! IMPRESSIVE idea you got there Janeym!

[ciaweth]

Oh god, what have we done?

[Cerrydd]

ciaweth wrote...

Oh god, what have we done?

We killed the thread with turian condoms and vuvuzelas.

Can anyone think of a new topic? I'm out of inspiration, as always.

[Mentatzoee]

hmmm... What do you think Garrus wears to sleep? Is there a Turian equivalent of pajamas? Or he'd be too tough to wear any, if they existed?



*is also out of inspiration*

[janeym27]

Garrus doesn't sleep. He waits.