Garrus Love and Adoration v.2
#3451
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 06:28
"Sometimes...when a Turian and a Human get together...they have certain feelings. And those feelings usually result in the Turian violently ripping of the Human's head." Mordin pops the Barbie's head off. "But this isn't about that. This is vid is about..." Cue Barry White-style music "Cross-species relationsssss."
#3452
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 06:28
On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:
Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?
#3453
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 06:31
Since we don't know what female turians look like, any guess is valid. I just like the thicker waist idea because it's different from the other female aliens we have and amusing, in the context of humanity.dunefarble wrote...
On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:
Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?
#3454
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 06:36
dunefarble wrote...
On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:
Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?
Me too. Which I think makes it more hilarious anyway. Oh Garrus. Fumble on, you awkward diamond.
@aznsoisauce STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, ok, STOP IT. My professor can see me and I know he is thinking "Soil and groundwater remediation is no laughing matter, you little skank."
#3455
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 06:55
Sialater wrote...
If anyone's still looking for good songs for Garrus/FemShep... "I'd Come For You," Nickelback.
ETA: www.youtube.com/watch
Boy I am pathetic, but when i am bored and my husband isnt looking I play a Garrus MVs on mute with diff. songs playing in the background. They all usualy work out well together. Using this one is your best bet, great video, i just don't like the song much.
www.youtube.com/watch
Also where can I find these voice files?!
#3456
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 06:58
siltsonata wrote...
dunefarble wrote...
On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:
Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?
Me too. Which I think makes it more hilarious anyway. Oh Garrus. Fumble on, you awkward diamond.
@aznsoisauce STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, ok, STOP IT. My professor can see me and I know he is thinking "Soil and groundwater remediation is no laughing matter, you little skank."
Anyway...all this talk about Shepard's waist remind me of an old comic someone drew of Garrus and Kaidan admiring the view while riding an elevator with Shep on the Citadel. But...I...can't seem to find it...
#3457
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 07:01
MidnightSG wrote...
Sialater wrote...
If anyone's still looking for good songs for Garrus/FemShep... "I'd Come For You," Nickelback.
ETA: www.youtube.com/watch
Boy I am pathetic, but when i am bored and my husband isnt looking I play a Garrus MVs on mute with diff. songs playing in the background. They all usualy work out well together. Using this one is your best bet, great video, i just don't like the song much.
www.youtube.com/watch
Also where can I find these voice files?!
Wow, sorry for the second post but i did just try them out together, works well.
#3458
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 07:02
aznsoisauce wrote...
siltsonata wrote...
dunefarble wrote...
On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:
Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?
Me too. Which I think makes it more hilarious anyway. Oh Garrus. Fumble on, you awkward diamond.
@aznsoisauce STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, ok, STOP IT. My professor can see me and I know he is thinking "Soil and groundwater remediation is no laughing matter, you little skank."
Anyway...all this talk about Shepard's waist remind me of an old comic someone drew of Garrus and Kaidan admiring the view while riding an elevator with Shep on the Citadel. But...I...can't seem to find it...
If you find it, post it, I'd love to see that one!
#3459
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 07:09
No, it's not about Shepard. It's about a female enemy. There are combat lines like "He's the last!", "I'm on him!" and "He's mine!". Same thing for females.
Sorry to break the mood
#3460
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 07:11
Or even better
You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl) by The White Stripes
Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 11 mars 2010 - 07:14 .
#3461
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 07:19
#3462
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 07:31
#3463
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 07:55
#3464
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 07:59
aznsoisauce wrote...
I'm still searching for that Garrus and Kaidan comic, but in the mean time...I found this lovely Garrus and Tali gem:
Here you go
#3465
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:04
#3466
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:07
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
aznsoisauce wrote...
I'm still searching for that Garrus and Kaidan comic, but in the mean time...I found this lovely Garrus and Tali gem:
Here you go
...I love you.
#3467
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:11

And this one is too big. http://i43.tinypic.com/964y.jpg
Good for you if you don't understand this comic's reference.
Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 11 mars 2010 - 08:13 .
#3468
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:16
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
aznsoisauce wrote...
I'm still searching for that Garrus and Kaidan comic, but in the mean time...I found this lovely Garrus and Tali gem:
Here you go
I need the link to this. Must have.
#3469
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:16
aznsoisauce wrote...
I still like to think that the vids Mordin sent were of him rubbing a Barbie doll and the Turian equivalent of a G.I. Joe together.
"Sometimes...when a Turian and a Human get together...they have certain feelings. And those feelings usually result in the Turian violently ripping of the Human's head." Mordin pops the Barbie's head off. "But this isn't about that. This is vid is about..." Cue Barry White-style music "Cross-species relationsssss."
I can picture Mordin doing something like this...
www.youtube.com/watch
Modifié par GeeMunkey, 11 mars 2010 - 08:22 .
#3470
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:18
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Good for you if you don't understand this comic's reference.
Ow, my sanity!!!
(Wanna know a secret? That's the other reason I REEEHEEEHEEEALY don't want Garrus's sense of smell to be particularly above-average. Any possible similarities that my poor fractured mind can make between HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED and Garrus....Do not want.)
#3471
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:18
GeeMunkey wrote...
aznsoisauce wrote...
I still like to think that the vids Mordin sent were of him rubbing a Barbie doll and the Turian equivalent of a G.I. Joe together.
"Sometimes...when a Turian and a Human get together...they have certain feelings. And those feelings usually result in the Turian violently ripping of the Human's head." Mordin pops the Barbie's head off. "But this isn't about that. This is vid is about..." Cue Barry White-style music "Cross-species relationsssss."
I can picture Mordin doing something like this...
www.youtube.com/watch
Wrong link?
#3472
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:20
siltsonata wrote...
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Good for you if you don't understand this comic's reference.
Ow, my sanity!!!
(Wanna know a secret? That's the other reason I REEEHEEEHEEEALY don't want Garrus's sense of smell to be particularly above-average. Any possible similarities that my poor fractured mind can make between HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED and Garrus....Do not want.)
Ha, I hadn't put much thought into it. But regardless, there's very little Garrus and that pretty boy have in common.
#3473
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:23
[quote]aznsoisauce wrote...
I still like to think that the vids Mordin sent were of him rubbing a Barbie doll and the Turian equivalent of a G.I. Joe together.
"Sometimes...when a Turian and a Human get together...they have certain feelings. And those feelings usually result in the Turian violently ripping of the Human's head." Mordin pops the Barbie's head off. "But this isn't about that. This is vid is about..." Cue Barry White-style music "Cross-species relationsssss."
[/quote]
I can picture Mordin doing something like this...
www.youtube.com/watch
#3474
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:24
#3475
Posté 11 mars 2010 - 08:24
Regarding Aimo's comics.
O.M.G.
And I really need to get back to planning, so my catch up is done for now, because I totally got side tracked from what I wanted to post... gah! /flail
PS: Saren's totally a barefaced. Hell I'm still surprised the council doesn't realize something is VERY WRONG WITH HIM when he shows up in ME1 on the holo having TUBES coming out of his back. W.T.F. Councilors!




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