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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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#3451
aznsoisauce

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I still like to think that the vids Mordin sent were of him rubbing a Barbie doll and the Turian equivalent of a G.I. Joe together.

"Sometimes...when a Turian and a Human get together...they have certain feelings. And those feelings usually result in the Turian violently ripping of the Human's head." Mordin pops the Barbie's head off. "But this isn't about that. This is vid is about..." Cue Barry White-style music "Cross-species relationsssss."

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When I started ME2 I ended u rebuilding my Shepard face, took about 20 minutes. If you change the custom face, then look at the imported face then go back to the custom, your previous changes are saved. Just takes a lot of going back and forth and fiddling with the customizations, which I think is a blast. Of course I woud much rather spend an hour level grinding than an hour in a raid or DP so I'm a little strange....



On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:

Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?

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dunefarble wrote...

On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:
Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?

Since we don't know what female turians look like, any guess is valid. I just like the thicker waist idea because it's different from the other female aliens we have and amusing, in the context of humanity.

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dunefarble wrote...
On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:
Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?


Me too. Which I think makes it more hilarious anyway. Oh Garrus.  Fumble on, you awkward diamond.

@aznsoisauce STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, ok, STOP IT.  My professor can see me and I know he is thinking "Soil and groundwater remediation is no laughing matter, you little skank."

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Sialater wrote...

If anyone's still looking for good songs for Garrus/FemShep... "I'd Come For You," Nickelback.


ETA:  www.youtube.com/watch


Boy I am pathetic, but when i am bored and my husband isnt looking I play a Garrus MVs on mute with diff. songs playing in the background. They all usualy work out well together. Using this one is your best bet, great video, i just don't like the song much.

www.youtube.com/watch

Also where can I find these voice files?! :pinched:

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siltsonata wrote...

dunefarble wrote...
On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:
Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?


Me too. Which I think makes it more hilarious anyway. Oh Garrus.  Fumble on, you awkward diamond.

@aznsoisauce STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, ok, STOP IT.  My professor can see me and I know he is thinking "Soil and groundwater remediation is no laughing matter, you little skank."


:devil:

Anyway...all this talk about Shepard's waist remind me of an old comic someone drew of Garrus and Kaidan admiring the view while riding an elevator with Shep on the Citadel. But...I...can't seem to find it...

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MidnightSG wrote...

Sialater wrote...

If anyone's still looking for good songs for Garrus/FemShep... "I'd Come For You," Nickelback.


ETA:  www.youtube.com/watch


Boy I am pathetic, but when i am bored and my husband isnt looking I play a Garrus MVs on mute with diff. songs playing in the background. They all usualy work out well together. Using this one is your best bet, great video, i just don't like the song much.

www.youtube.com/watch

Also where can I find these voice files?! :pinched:


Wow, sorry for the second post but i did just try them out together, works well.  :lol:

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aznsoisauce wrote...

siltsonata wrote...

dunefarble wrote...
On another note, about the, "Your waist looks very supportive.." comment:
Rather than read it as meaning that maybe Turian females had "supportive" waists, I read it more as an indicator that the wasp waist was MORE attractive to Turians and Shepard's, well...wasn't. Kind of a, "I can't coment of how slim it is so it looks...not slim? In a good way?" Hence, supportive. Anyone else get that vibe, or just me?


Me too. Which I think makes it more hilarious anyway. Oh Garrus.  Fumble on, you awkward diamond.

@aznsoisauce STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, ok, STOP IT.  My professor can see me and I know he is thinking "Soil and groundwater remediation is no laughing matter, you little skank."


:devil:

Anyway...all this talk about Shepard's waist remind me of an old comic someone drew of Garrus and Kaidan admiring the view while riding an elevator with Shep on the Citadel. But...I...can't seem to find it...


If you find it, post it, I'd love to see that one!

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About the "She's mine"-shout:

No, it's not about Shepard. It's about a female enemy. There are combat lines like "He's the last!", "I'm on him!" and "He's mine!". Same thing for females.

Sorry to break the mood ;)

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The Soldiering Life by The Decemberists

Or even better

You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl) by The White Stripes

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 11 mars 2010 - 07:14 .


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This has to be the biggest smile garrus has EVER had in both games! HOW DID I MISS THIS! It's SO CUTE, someone make a caption of this moment please!





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I think it's safe to say that Turian females waists have to be thicker, we know that their sexual organs are located at the same area as humans which means that their reproductive organs are probably underneath the waist area (those organs have to be attached.) Even if they lay eggs, the eggs would still need room to develop in their bodies. After all female human hips are wider than males for that reason.

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I'm still searching for that Garrus and Kaidan comic, but in the mean time...I found this lovely Garrus and Tali gem:
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aznsoisauce wrote...

I'm still searching for that Garrus and Kaidan comic, but in the mean time...I found this lovely Garrus and Tali gem:


Here you go


Posted Image

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

I'm still searching for that Garrus and Kaidan comic, but in the mean time...I found this lovely Garrus and Tali gem:


Here you go

:crying:
...I love you.

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And this one is too big. http://i43.tinypic.com/964y.jpg

Good for you if you don't understand this comic's reference.
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Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 11 mars 2010 - 08:13 .


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Ray Joel Oh wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

I'm still searching for that Garrus and Kaidan comic, but in the mean time...I found this lovely Garrus and Tali gem:


Here you go


Posted Image


I need the link to this.    Must have.

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aznsoisauce wrote...

I still like to think that the vids Mordin sent were of him rubbing a Barbie doll and the Turian equivalent of a G.I. Joe together.

"Sometimes...when a Turian and a Human get together...they have certain feelings. And those feelings usually result in the Turian violently ripping of the Human's head." Mordin pops the Barbie's head off. "But this isn't about that. This is vid is about..." Cue Barry White-style music "Cross-species relationsssss."


I can picture Mordin doing something like this...


www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par GeeMunkey, 11 mars 2010 - 08:22 .


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Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Good for you if you don't understand this comic's reference.


Ow, my sanity!!!:sick:

(Wanna know a secret?  That's the other reason I REEEHEEEHEEEALY don't want Garrus's sense of smell to be particularly above-average.  Any possible similarities that my poor fractured mind can make between HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED and Garrus....Do not want.)

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GeeMunkey wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

I still like to think that the vids Mordin sent were of him rubbing a Barbie doll and the Turian equivalent of a G.I. Joe together.

"Sometimes...when a Turian and a Human get together...they have certain feelings. And those feelings usually result in the Turian violently ripping of the Human's head." Mordin pops the Barbie's head off. "But this isn't about that. This is vid is about..." Cue Barry White-style music "Cross-species relationsssss."


I can picture Mordin doing something like this...


www.youtube.com/watch


Wrong link?

#3472
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siltsonata wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Good for you if you don't understand this comic's reference.


Ow, my sanity!!!:sick:

(Wanna know a secret?  That's the other reason I REEEHEEEHEEEALY don't want Garrus's sense of smell to be particularly above-average.  Any possible similarities that my poor fractured mind can make between HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED and Garrus....Do not want.)


Ha, I hadn't put much thought into it.  But regardless, there's very little Garrus and that pretty boy have in common.

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[quote]GeeMunkey wrote...

[quote]aznsoisauce wrote...

I still like to think that the vids Mordin sent were of him rubbing a Barbie doll and the Turian equivalent of a G.I. Joe together.

"Sometimes...when a Turian and a Human get together...they have certain feelings. And those feelings usually result in the Turian violently ripping of the Human's head." Mordin pops the Barbie's head off. "But this isn't about that. This is vid is about..." Cue Barry White-style music "Cross-species relationsssss."
[/quote]

I can picture Mordin doing something like this...


www.youtube.com/watch

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OK... I'm clueless.

#3475
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Must have missed that joke... O.o

Regarding Aimo's comics.

O.M.G. <3

And I really need to get back to planning, so my catch up is done for now, because I totally got side tracked from what I wanted to post... gah! /flail



PS: Saren's totally a barefaced. Hell I'm still surprised the council doesn't realize something is VERY WRONG WITH HIM when he shows up in ME1 on the holo having TUBES coming out of his back. W.T.F. Councilors!