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[Neria Rose]

Could someone link that comic with male Shepard punching Garrus in order to talk to him, please? Having the worst time finding it on DeviantArt.

[Ray Joel Oh]

http://bleedingcrow....inute-154834447

[aznsoisauce]

Shepard: Garrus...if we're going to be together, then you should spend some time with my son.
Garrus: You have a child?
Shepard: Yes. We're going to see him now.
Garrus: This...is the Port Cargo. You keep your son with Grunt?
Shepard: Okay, you two play nice!

[Shepard leaves.]

Garrus: . . .
Grunt: . . .
Garrus: Are those donuts? Mind if I--

[Grunt charges Garrus, slamming him against a wall. He gets up in Garrus' face and points at him threateningly.]

Grunt: Don't touch my donuts. Don't touch my Battle Master.

Edit: Added some white space. And I just had to comment on this screenshot.

silentstephi wrote...

Holy crap, check out the paint job on that one! AHLUVIT.

Also...Keener also plays the refund Turian? INCONCEIVABLE.

Modifié par aznsoisauce, 15 mars 2010 - 04:02 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

hey guys 23 away till we hit the 4000 post mark =D.



Garrus and fans, its time for to go to....LUDICROUS SPEED

[aznsoisauce]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

hey guys 23 away till we hit the 4000 post mark =D.

Garrus and fans, its time for to go to....LUDICROUS SPEED

Quick, everyone think of new titles for the third thread (assuming this one will eventually get closed).

Garrus Love & Adoration 3 - Eclipse

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no. 

[Splinter Cell 108]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Shepard: Garrus...if we're going to be together, then you should spend some time with my son.
Garrus: You have a child?
Shepard: Yes. We're going to see him now.
Garrus: This...is the Port Cargo. You keep your son with Grunt?
Shepard: Okay, you two play nice!

[Shepard leaves.]

Garrus: . . .
Grunt: . . .
Garrus: Are those donuts? Mind if I--

[Grunt charges Garrus, slamming him against a wall. He gets up in Garrus' face and points at him threateningly.]

Grunt: Don't touch my donuts. Don't touch my Battle Master.

Edit: Added some white space. And I just had to comment on this screenshot.

silentstephi wrote...

Holy crap, check out the paint job on that one! AHLUVIT.

Also...Keener also plays the refund Turian? INCONCEIVABLE.

Yeah those are the Blue Suns' Turians. I wish they weren't mercs though, their faces are too cool to get blown up. Too bad though, what a waste.

[Neria Rose]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

http://bleedingcrow....inute-154834447

Thank you much!

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Garrus love and adortion V3 : You human moderators are all racists!

[silentstephi]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

hey guys 23 away till we hit the 4000 post mark =D.

Garrus and fans, its time for to go to....LUDICROUS SPEED

Quick, everyone think of new titles for the third thread (assuming this one will eventually get closed).

Garrus Love & Adoration 3 - Eclipse

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no. 

Aznso... you were so awesome...

AND THEN YOU MENTIONED THE UNMENTIONABLE.
/frowny face

(But srsly, he's the refund guy.  It's awesome.)

Btw, has anyone seen this special on Nat Geo, "Sizing Up Sperm?" 
FREAKIN' HILARIOUS.

What would you think some of the ME aliens would think sitting down watching it, eh?

[aznsoisauce]

Splinter Cell 108 wrote...
Yeah those are the Blue Suns' Turians. I wish they weren't mercs though, their faces are too cool to get blown up. Too bad though, what a waste.

I see.
That must be why I never saw them...because I was too busy blowing their faces off.
'Tis a shame.

[Splinter Cell 108]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Splinter Cell 108 wrote...
Yeah those are the Blue Suns' Turians. I wish they weren't mercs though, their faces are too cool to get blown up. Too bad though, what a waste.

I see.
That must be why I never saw them...because I was too busy blowing their faces off.
'Tis a shame.

You can see one or two of them if you go into the room with Tarak.

Also have a look at Garrus' new FIXED armor. It's DLC, hopefully coming soon.

[aznsoisauce]

silentstephi wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

hey guys 23 away till we hit the 4000 post mark =D.

Garrus and fans, its time for to go to....LUDICROUS SPEED

Quick, everyone think of new titles for the third thread (assuming this one will eventually get closed).

Garrus Love & Adoration 3 - Eclipse

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no. 

Aznso... you were so awesome...

AND THEN YOU MENTIONED THE UNMENTIONABLE.
/frowny face

(But srsly, he's the refund guy.  It's awesome.)

Btw, has anyone seen this special on Nat Geo, "Sizing Up Sperm?" 
FREAKIN' HILARIOUS.

What would you think some of the ME aliens would think sitting down watching it, eh?

XD Sorry. I'd say "I had to" but we all know it was unnecessary blasphemy.

http://channel.natio...m-4921/Overview
...I cannot stop laughing at this.
I'm sure the Krogan would be interested in this programming, honestly. Not because of their population problem but because it is about fighting to the finish.

[Zafflesia]

Am I the only one that not-so-secretly hopes that the Kasumi DLC will let you take your crew members into your party, dressed swankily?



I am curious to see what turian formalwear looks like, of COURSE, but I'm also dying to drag in Grunt in a tux sewn from three others, because one would never be big enough.

[Ray Joel Oh]

Garrus Thread v3: Heat Sink Popped



I'd be fine with leaving out the ~*love and adoration*~ bit, personally.

[silentstephi]

aznsoisauce wrote...

silentstephi wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

hey guys 23 away till we hit the 4000 post mark =D.

Garrus and fans, its time for to go to....LUDICROUS SPEED

Quick, everyone think of new titles for the third thread (assuming this one will eventually get closed).

Garrus Love & Adoration 3 - Eclipse

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no. 

Aznso... you were so awesome...

AND THEN YOU MENTIONED THE UNMENTIONABLE.
/frowny face

(But srsly, he's the refund guy.  It's awesome.)

Btw, has anyone seen this special on Nat Geo, "Sizing Up Sperm?" 
FREAKIN' HILARIOUS.

What would you think some of the ME aliens would think sitting down watching it, eh?

XD Sorry. I'd say "I had to" but we all know it was unnecessary blasphemy.

[url]http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/sizing-up-sperm-4921/Overview[/ur]
...I cannot stop laughing at this.
I'm sure the Krogan would be interested in this programming, honestly. Not because of their population problem but because it is about fighting to the finish.

Dude, it's about Sex and Death by the MILLIONS.  All within the first three mins.

It's krogan porn.
XD

[MidnightSG]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

hey guys 23 away till we hit the 4000 post mark =D.

Garrus and fans, its time for to go to....LUDICROUS SPEED

Quick, everyone think of new titles for the third thread (assuming this one will eventually get closed).

Garrus Love & Adoration 3 - Eclipse

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL no. 

We must never go down this path girls!

[silentstephi]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Garrus Thread v3: Heat Sink Popped

I'd be fine with leaving out the ~*love and adoration*~ bit, personally.

I'm not!  This is all about Love and Adoration, in all shapes and sizes

[aznsoisauce]

Garrus Love and Adoration - Popping Heat Sinks One Relay At A Time

[Ms Cherissa]

I know I'm about to totally lose geek cred but ... I don't get it?

MidnightSG wrote...





We must never go down this path girls!

[Zafflesia]

Ms Cherissa wrote...

I know I'm about to totally lose geek cred but ... I don't get it?

MidnightSG wrote...





We must never go down this path girls!

It's a Twilight reference. You've lost no geek credit.

[MarginalBeast]

I wonder if these alternate outfits will be free.

[MidnightSG]

Garrus Love and Adoration x.3 - That's pretty extream commander..

Edit:
(new!)
Garrus Love and Adoration v.3:Dude, you're a genius

Modifié par MidnightSG, 15 mars 2010 - 04:40 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

Ms Cherissa wrote...

I know I'm about to totally lose geek cred but ... I don't get it?

Sweetie, that's a good thing.

[Cerrydd]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Shepard: Garrus...if we're going to be together, then you should spend some time with my son.
Garrus: You have a child?
Shepard: Yes. We're going to see him now.
Garrus: This...is the Port Cargo. You keep your son with Grunt?
Shepard: Okay, you two play nice!

[Shepard leaves.]

Garrus: . . .
Grunt: . . .
Garrus: Are those donuts? Mind if I--

[Grunt charges Garrus, slamming him against a wall. He gets up in Garrus' face and points at him threateningly.]

Grunt: Don't touch my donuts. Don't touch my Battle Master.

lol. And for some quality family bonding time: the family goes to the zoo!

*In the shuttle*
Garrus: So, where are you taking us?
Shepard: To the zoo.
Garrus: What's a zoo?
Shepard: A place where you can look at animals.
Grunt: Animals? Can we eat them?
Shepard: No, you can't, honey.
Grunt: Stop calling me that, Shepard!
Shepard: I told you a thousand times already: you can call me mom.
Grunt: *sighs*
Shepard: Darling, can you put on some nice music?
*Garrus puts on the supersonic MP34756-player*
*Flux music*
Grunt: AAARGH! Damn turian! This song again?
Garrus: I... like it.
Grunt: I feel like.. I want to... break.. stuff. Can I have my claymore?
Shepard: No honey, we left your toys at home.
Grunt: But I need my gun! I have to protect us when the animals come after us!
Shepard: The animals are caged, honey. They won't come after us.
Grunt: Caged? What's the point of that?
Shepard: It's fun to look at. It's going to be a lovely day, right darling?
*Garrus smiles reluctantly*

...awkward silence...

Grunt: Are we there yet?
Shepard: Nope.
Grunt: I'm hungry. Can I have a snack?
Shepard: Oh no, dear. You just had a snack before we left.
Grunt: But I'm hungry.
Shepard: You'll get an icecream when we get there.
Grunt: I'm hungry NOW!
Garrus: *slightly frustrated* Please, Shepard... just give him a snack.
Shepard: No darling. Raising children means we have to act consistently. It won't help him if I say no and you say yes.
Garrus: *whispers* But this is really annoying.
Shepard: No, we can't give him a snack.
Grunt: I'M HUNGRY! I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING! COME ON! I'M DYING HERE!
Garrus: Just... give... him... a... snack...
Shepard: No.
*Grunt puts on his pouty face*
Shepard: Ahh, look at that. You earned your snack.
Grunt: Omnomnomnom.

...*awkward silence*...

Grunt: I have to pee.
Shepard: We're not stopping now. I told you to go before we left.
Grunt: But I didn't have to pee then.
Shepard: Come on, you're a big krogan. You can hold on until we get there.
Grunt: I really have to pee.
Shepard: We can't stop, honey.
Grunt: Then I want my toys.
Shepard: No, you're not getting your toys.
Grunt: *bouncing on his seat* Stop being so cruel, mom! I mean.. Shepard! I don't want to go to the stupid zoo. I don't want to watch stupid animals if we can't kill them. And I'm still hungry. And I reaaaaally have to go to the bathroom. *whines*
Garrus: THAT'S ENOUGH! I've had enough of this! You're going to listen to your mother! And you're going to like this trip to the zoo... whatever it is. Stop whining or we're dropping you off with your godfather on Tuchanka!
Grunt: .......Did Garrus just get mad at me? Looks like we're going to have fun after all!

/fail

[Ms Cherissa]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Ms Cherissa wrote...

I know I'm about to totally lose geek cred but ... I don't get it?

Sweetie, that's a good thing.

O_o ...so how do I go about getting back that two minutes and twenty-three seconds of my life? (Thank you for the explanation, now I know to avoid my housemate Gigi's TV nights for a couple weeks. She just got some Twilight DVDs. She's really a nice person, though! Honest.)