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[kglaser]

Pannamaslo wrote...

Once  he saw early Garrus' art on a postcards added to a retail game version (which I use as my bookmark XD ) he said: "Why does this cat have a toilet seat around his neck?" (upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Masseffect_09_450x265.jpg)Clueless I tell you:D

I know people type "LMAO" all the time, but it is a rare thing where I can type that and actually mean it...I am still laughing XD
Holy crud that's the funniest statement I've seen in months

[Sialater]

Cerrydd wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Sure thing, Sia. Just let me go fetch my 'conversation starter' star .45 semi-auto with the extended clip and my 'mood music' Talisker. BRB KK?

Well... it was the harshest punishment I could devise... Probably should have sent you down to discuss the birds and the bees with Grunt instead.

Poledancing in a club filled with batarians and vorcha would be cruel.

I said cruel, not deadly.

[Sialater]

Flammie wrote...


How about being locked into an extra-reinforced straitjacket, locked in a room forced to face forwards, and watch as Sialeter makes out and makes love with Garrus, whilst Garrus doesn't seem to object?

I object! 



Voyeur.

[Flammie]

Sialater wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Sure thing, Sia. Just let me go fetch my 'conversation starter' star .45 semi-auto with the extended clip and my 'mood music' Talisker. BRB KK?

Well... it was the harshest punishment I could devise... Probably should have sent you down to discuss the birds and the bees with Grunt instead.

Poledancing in a club filled with batarians and vorcha would be cruel.

I said cruel, not deadly.

Yes, because being deadly isn't cruel.



Also, why, why would you object? What the hell's wrong with you, woman? Don't you want to punish her?

Modifié par Flammie, 17 mars 2010 - 08:35 .

[Kim Shepard]

I would have liked to make Shepard go see elcor Hamlet, partly because I've read Hamlet and the elcors' way of speaking is so amusing. xD For a date with Garrus, my Shepard would want to go on whatever a regular turian date might be. For a vacation, she'd want to buy one of those travel packs from the turian who owns the weapon shop on the Citadel.

[Sialater]

Kim Shepard wrote...

I would have liked to make Shepard go see elcor Hamlet, partly because I've read Hamlet and the elcors' way of speaking is so amusing. xD For a date with Garrus, my Shepard would want to go on whatever a regular turian date might be. For a vacation, she'd want to buy one of those travel packs from the turian who owns the weapon shop on the Citadel.

And be bored?

[Sialater]

Flammie wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Cerrydd wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Sure thing, Sia. Just let me go fetch my 'conversation starter' star .45 semi-auto with the extended clip and my 'mood music' Talisker. BRB KK?

Well... it was the harshest punishment I could devise... Probably should have sent you down to discuss the birds and the bees with Grunt instead.

Poledancing in a club filled with batarians and vorcha would be cruel.

I said cruel, not deadly.

Yes, because being deadly isn't cruel.



Also, why, why would you object? What the hell's wrong with you, woman?

Performance anxiety. 

[Ray Joel Oh]

Briallen wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

You girls are crazy. I don't want to marry him, I just want to hide in his closet and listen to him talk for a few hours.

I don't recall anyone here saying they wanted to marry him.

(For future reference, you might also want to avoid the whole "crazy fangirl" thing too, even if you were joking. People sometimes tend to get touchy about being labeled as crazy.)

The implication was meant to be self deprecating.  I don't plan on breaking into any houses just as I trust no one else is picking out wedding rings.

I'm not a dick, I just mask my insecurity with snide remarks.

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 17 mars 2010 - 09:10 .

[Ms Cherissa]

Flammie wrote...
Talking of Ms Cherissa, you managed to talk to Grunt about that, and survive?

Ms Cherissa, how about being locked into an extra-reinforced straitjacket, locked in a room forced to face forwards, and watch as Sialeter makes out and makes love with Garrus, whilst Garrus doesn't seem to object?

First, I proved I can kick Grunt's ass, so I got 'you're almost my equal' props from him. Also, he's selling tickets and taking side bets for the Cherissa vs Clan Leader Uta showdown. I believe he's claiming the field of honor will be 'muddy' as a selling point. While I'm not gonna throw the fight, realistically the odds are on Uta, and I'm making Grunt give me a cut of the proceeds or I'll just go hide from her. (Who says krogan can't manage money?)

Second, we're not talking about torture - or stupidity. We're talking about the penalty I had to pay to reassert my membership in the XX Chromasome Union. I don't have jealousy of someone as cool as Sia. (now if it were Jack, I'd have issues, but they'd be concerns about Garrus's continued sexual health. Jack uh... well. Jack. The problem with her is I'd have to say, "Garrus Vakarian, PUT THAT DOWN THIS INSTANT! We ALL know where it's been!")

(Third - yes, third - I have hypermobility syndrome, which means straitjackets run in fear from me.)

[Flammie]

Then improvise, I'm sure it can't be that difficult. Just imagine him
in his underwear, before you get to his underwear. And just pretend she
isn't there watching as you're slowly torturing her.

Modifié par Flammie, 17 mars 2010 - 08:41 .

[Sialater]

Flammie wrote...

Then improvise, I'm sure it can't be that difficult. Just imagine him in his underwear, before you get to his underwear. And just pretend she isn't there watching as you're slowly torturing her.

The penalty phase is over, Flammie.  Ms. C is fully reinstated as a Union member. 

I refuse to discuss further punishments.


Besides, she said I was cool.

[Ms Cherissa]

Flammie wrote...
Then improvise, I'm sure it can't be that difficult. Just imagine him in his underwear, before you get to his underwear. And just pretend she isn't there watching as you're slowly torturing her.

Huh.

What... is your fixation? (Meaning, socially? That line just behind you was 'funny' and you have crossed the line over to 'senseless and kinda creeping me out, man'. Please step back across the line, to the side of funny'.)

Garrus.

[WarlordFil]

My drooling about Garrus means I can't say anything about my husband looking at Miranda's butt--and vice versa.



It did, however, lead to this humorous real life conversation:



Me: Miranda...really?

Him: What can I say, ****y women are hot.

Me: ....what does that say about me then?

Him: I don't know, why do you like me? I don't have mandibles or anything. Are you going to dump me for being human?

[Flammie]

Then I'm sorry Ms Cherissa for not understanding the politics, and getting caught up in the moment. I appreciate your opinions and concerns, even if I cannot share it. I, the lone representative present of the XY Chromosome Union offer my deepest apologies.

I have a habit of crossing lines, so I'll just step back and cower a little bit.

Modifié par Flammie, 17 mars 2010 - 08:42 .

[Sialater]

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Flammie wrote...
Then improvise, I'm sure it can't be that difficult. Just imagine him in his underwear, before you get to his underwear. And just pretend she isn't there watching as you're slowly torturing her.

Huh.

What... is your fixation? (Meaning, socially? That line just behind you was 'funny' and you have crossed the line over to 'senseless and kinda creeping me out, man'. Please step back across the line, to the side of funny'.)

Garrus.

He edited.  He can live.

[enormousmoonboots]

As for how a 'night in' would go, I can only point back to the image I posted earlier.

[Ms Cherissa]

Flammie wrote...

Then I'm sorry Ms Cherissa for not understanding the politics, and getting caught up in the moment. I appreciate your opinions and concerns, even if I cannot share it. I, the lone representative present of the XY Chromosome Union offer my deepest apologies.

Rog, all is good then.

(You're not the lone XY. Von Verrikan, Skethis, OBAM, Reptile Rob - there are a few and then some!)

EDIT to fix my fluent typonese!

Modifié par Ms Cherissa, 17 mars 2010 - 08:44 .

[Kim Shepard]

Sialater wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

I would have liked to make Shepard go see elcor Hamlet, partly because I've read Hamlet and the elcors' way of speaking is so amusing. xD For a date with Garrus, my Shepard would want to go on whatever a regular turian date might be. For a vacation, she'd want to buy one of those travel packs from the turian who owns the weapon shop on the Citadel.

And be bored?

Actually, I think my main Shepard would be trying very hard not to laugh through the whole thing. The elcor are her second-favorite species (tied with krogan), and just watching them speak would easily turn the tragic play into a comedy for her. xD

[Flammie]

I said present, at the moment, I don't think I've seen them, yet.

Sorry about that, anyway. I admit, I guess I go too far sometimes. I could be mature, but I do go immature quite quickly.

Well, I'm still working on writing how I'd like the interlude with Garrus before the suicide mission to go. The earliest I can get it out is by tomorrow, when the two day limit after signing up on the fanfiction website expires, but I may not be finished then. Eh.

[Sialater]

Kim Shepard wrote...

Sialater wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

I would have liked to make Shepard go see elcor Hamlet, partly because I've read Hamlet and the elcors' way of speaking is so amusing. xD For a date with Garrus, my Shepard would want to go on whatever a regular turian date might be. For a vacation, she'd want to buy one of those travel packs from the turian who owns the weapon shop on the Citadel.

And be bored?

Actually, I think my main Shepard would be trying very hard not to laugh through the whole thing. The elcor are her second-favorite species (tied with krogan), and just watching them speak would easily turn the tragic play into a comedy for her. xD

I meant the travel packs. 

And that turian who sold them was too damned funny.

[Ms Cherissa]

Flammie wrote...

I said present, at the moment, I don't think I've seen them, yet.

Sorry about that, anyway. I admit, I guess I go too far sometimes. I could be mature, but I do go immature quite quickly.

Well, I'm still working on writing how I'd like the interlude with Garrus before the suicide mission to go. The earliest I can get it out is by tomorrow, when the two day limit after signing up on the fanfiction website expires, but I may not be finished then. Eh.

Flammie, as long as you don't mind if if I tell you when I feel uncomfortable, I will just tell you and not hold anything against you. You can't really know my boundaries if I never express them, really. Nobody's a mind-reader.

Fanfic.net has expirations? I didn't know.

[Sialater]

Flammie wrote...

I said present, at the moment, I don't think I've seen them, yet.

Sorry about that, anyway. I admit, I guess I go too far sometimes. I could be mature, but I do go immature quite quickly.

Well, I'm still working on writing how I'd like the interlude with Garrus before the suicide mission to go. The earliest I can get it out is by tomorrow, when the two day limit after signing up on the fanfiction website expires, but I may not be finished then. Eh.

Don't rush it.  Writing well takes time.

[Sialater]

Ms Cherissa wrote...

Flammie wrote...

I said present, at the moment, I don't think I've seen them, yet.

Sorry about that, anyway. I admit, I guess I go too far sometimes. I could be mature, but I do go immature quite quickly.

Well, I'm still working on writing how I'd like the interlude with Garrus before the suicide mission to go. The earliest I can get it out is by tomorrow, when the two day limit after signing up on the fanfiction website expires, but I may not be finished then. Eh.

Flammie, as long as you don't mind if if I tell you when I feel uncomfortable, I will just tell you and not hold anything against you. You can't really know my boundaries if I never express them, really. Nobody's a mind-reader.

Fanfic.net has expirations? I didn't know.

Yeah, you have to wait two days to post anything for some reason.

[kglaser]

I just can't believe that a mere year or so ago, I was feeling weird about having this huge crush on Garrus when I thought there weren't that many people who felt the same way...and now here I am, wallowing in fanfics, smutty pictures, and discussions of romance packs (hypothetical though they may be)...ah, bliss, I tell you! :whistle:

(Oh, and BTW, just for the record...I WOULD PAY $100 FOR THAT ROMANCE THING and I am being serious.  Are you watching, BioWare?!?)

[Flammie]

How did the travel packs go?

I guess so, well, thanks for not holding a grudge. I was really quite worried there when I, um, made you uncomfortable.

Well, sorry, I probably didn't explain it properly, when I signed up the site said I couldn't post anything for two days to avoid bots.

Well, I'm going to make sure I don't print out a page of complete fail, so it's at least readable. Hope it'd be enjoyed.

Modifié par Flammie, 17 mars 2010 - 08:51 .