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[kglaser]

Oh, c'mon...if I see yet another epic poem about Turian genitals...

[Ray Joel Oh]

silentstephi wrote...

If you DON'T post it...

I'll cry.

Let me take a long drag of opium and then I'll start in on stanzas one through three sixty five.

[dunefarble]

There once was a Turian from Palaven,

who's plates were as...wait, that's not it...

[Twilight_Princess]

There was a turian from venus

who had an exceptionally large....



...thanix canon LOLS

[falco117]

Just saw kasumi trailer....disappointed that garrus could come along, wanted to see garrus in a tuxedo

[LOLandStuff]

Jacob: Yo Garrus, I know you’re busy calibrating. I’mma let you finish…But, I’m still the best looking male on this ship, with six human packs , and I’m still gonna get Shepard.

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I have to get ready for some calibration in the captain’s quarters.

[Ray Joel Oh]

LOLandStuff wrote...

Jacob: Yo Garrus, I know you’re busy calibrating. I’mma let you finish…But, I’m still the best looking male on this ship, with six human packs , and I’m still gonna get Shepard.
Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I have to get ready for some calibration in the captain’s quarters.

Poor Jacob.  He just cannot compete with the fish man and the pointy turtle.

Also, those CSI videos are wonderful.

[aznsoisauce]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

There was a turian from venus
who had an exceptionally large....

...thanix canon LOLS

Ohhhh SNAP!
XD

[Sigma Tauri]

falco117 wrote...

Just saw kasumi trailer....disappointed that garrus could come along, wanted to see garrus in a tuxedo

With a rose on his lapel?

[Ray Joel Oh]

And a cane and a top hat and he and Shepard alternate tap dances.

[Sigma Tauri]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

And a cane and a top hat and he and Shepard alternate tap dances.

"Gee, Mr. Vakarian. I'm feeling blue. Could you show me how to tap?"

[Gerse1]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

LOLandStuff wrote...

I enjoy reading everyone's posts because they are decent and not drooling fanatical comments put there for more pages.

Well now I'll feel too awkward to post the epic poem about Turian genitals I've been working on for the last four weeks.

LMAO

hyrule_gal wrote...
There was a turian from venus

who had an exceptionally large....



...thanix
canon LOLS

ROFLMAO

[Soltana]

falco117 wrote...

Just saw kasumi trailer....disappointed that garrus could come along, wanted to see garrus in a tuxedo

Watched it too. I knew, I KNEW it would be a shep-only deal but...nonetheless, I am disappoint.

[Ray Joel Oh]

monkeycamoran wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

And a cane and a top hat and he and Shepard alternate tap dances.

"Gee, Mr. Vakarian. I'm feeling blue. Could you show me how to tap?"

"Why suhtenly, Miss Shepahd!  Turn dat frown upside down and less put some happy in yo feet!"
:tap dancing down staircase:
:synchronized asari swimmers:
:unlock jazz hands achievement:

Thinking about this scenario is the only way I can achieve climax.

[aznsoisauce]

monkeycamoran wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

And a cane and a top hat and he and Shepard alternate tap dances.

"Gee, Mr. Vakarian. I'm feeling blue. Could you show me how to tap?"

The DLC will also have an easter egg of a watchable vid of the Hanar remake of "Singing in the Rain" starring Dion, best known for the title role in "Blasto: The Jellyfish."

[aznsoisauce]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

monkeycamoran wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

And a cane and a top hat and he and Shepard alternate tap dances.

"Gee, Mr. Vakarian. I'm feeling blue. Could you show me how to tap?"

"Why suhtenly, Miss Shepahd!  Turn dat frown upside down and less put some happy in yo feet!"
:tap dancing down staircase:
:synchronized asari swimmers:
:unlock jazz hands achievement:

Thinking about this scenario is the only way I can achieve climax.

Well.
I just came.

[ELE08]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

monkeycamoran wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

And a cane and a top hat and he and Shepard alternate tap dances.

"Gee, Mr. Vakarian. I'm feeling blue. Could you show me how to tap?"

"Why suhtenly, Miss Shepahd!  Turn dat frown upside down and less put some happy in yo feet!"
:tap dancing down staircase:
:synchronized asari swimmers:
:unlock jazz hands achievement:

Thinking about this scenario is the only way I can achieve climax.

Well.
I just came.

Color me aroused.  Now it's a party.  Looks around.  Awww.  18 minutes too late.

[aznsoisauce]

For relevance

[Sigma Tauri]

aznsoisauce wrote...

For relevance

"Why Mistah Vakarian, I find it difficult to believe that a fine turian gentleman as yourself is still a bachelor. I hear lady Shepard has shown an interest in you. I believe she's awaiting for you in the garden."

Modifié par monkeycamoran, 20 mars 2010 - 05:52 .

[aznsoisauce]

monkeycamoran wrote...

aznsoisauce wrote...

For relevance

"Why Mistah Vakarian, I find it difficult to believe that a fine turian gentleman as yourself is still a bachelor. I hear lady Shepard has shown an interest in you. I believe she's awaiting for you in the garden."

Is she amiable?

[Sigma Tauri]

aznsoisauce wrote...
Is she amiable?

"My experience says she is. But, I believe one should meet her in person. Good evening to you."

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

aznsoisauce wrote...

For relevance

Jolly oh good mate, that is quite a piece of art you have there.

[Pacifien]

kglaser wrote...

Oh, c'mon...if I see yet another epic poem about Turian genitals...

I just heard Tali saying "Tell us about your Turian genitals!" to Garrus much like his "Tell us about your immune system!" manner.

[Gre3nham]

ummm... ok. I dont know where to start.



Downloaded "the Magic Folder", i was overjoyed, lots of moderately funny/hilarious/cool Garrus pictures. Then, I see the "ahem" folder, I have been warned about this, but obviously I am to young to understand the people who live in the internet, so i open it, expecting to find funny Garrus sex jokes or the like. I was wrong. So wrong. I mean, there good pictures from an art standpoint, but thats alot of though put into Turian gentiles, Some would say to much, And defiantly way to much effort put into depicting them. That was just the first image.



Ok, rant over, just a general warning, if you dont like pictures of alien ****, dont look in the ahem folder. The rest is great though.