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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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onibontan

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I second the thanks for all this garrusy goodness in screenshots! :wub:

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...Ugh, I would have loved to edit the game and play as Garrus if I got ME1 on the PC. The screenshots are amazing though, thank you for them all and the effort you put into them.

...I want playable/romanceable turians if Bioware are planning on making more games in the ME universe seperate from the trilogy. And I want references to Shepard's and Garrus's relationship if you hooked them up. Though the latter would be a little complicated.

Modifié par Flammie, 28 mars 2010 - 02:56 .


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Hehe I finally got around to looking through the Commander Garrus screenshots and the ones from the Normandy with Pressly had me LOLing when I thought back to the dialogue.



Pressly: I don't like turians in general. Runs in my family.

Garrus: .......

Pressly: .......

Random passing crewman: *sing-song* Awkwaaaard

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Pretty sad that pressly died. It made me sadder after that normandy crash site that he said that he would die for any of his crew, alien and non alien.

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In ME1, which direction did you steer Garrus in? Since my main Shep is always a paragon (with a dash a badass when needed ^_^) I did steer Garrus in the paragon direction.  I felt annoyed how the "good" advice was me scolding the poor man though, the worst was me moaning about that cool headshot he did in the med clinic *cringe* that's the only paragon bit of advice I wish I didn't give! Hopefully he forgot about that...
 
Garrus: Ok, what the hell Shepard.

Shep: Well hello to you too Mr grumpy-face!  Would you like a friendship brownie? Made them myself.

Garrus: No thanks I- what's a friendship brownie?

Shep: Well, I didn't have enough Paragon points to make Jack and Miranda get along so I made them treats instead! After eating one of these they'll be my loyal friends again... and won't have to die horrifically later.

Garrus: What was that?

Shep: Nothing. So what's up your butt Vakarian? Not another pole I hope ^_^.

Garrus: Thane told me all about the loyalty mission

Shep: So?

Garrus: Do the words "Paragon interrupt" mean anything to you?

Shep: Oh yeah! That was SO cool!

Garrus: No it was not COOL. You gave me so much s**t over MY cool headshot in the med clinic but it’s suddenly ok for YOU to shoot randomly during a hostage situation?

Shep: What? Garrus, I was KIDDING, of course your headshot was badass! What, you thought I was being serious?

Garrus: YES!

Shep: Wow Garrus, you really don't get my humor at ALL. I was just f**king with you, I do it with everyone. Thought you knew that.
 
Garrus: I had a moral dilemma for DAYS after that, I questioned every ethical decision I made up until that point! It was a turning point for my outlook on LIFE Shepard! And you're saying ...IT WAS A JOKE?!

Shep: Well,yeah.

Wrex: *eating a brownie* Its true, she really does f**k with everyone. Hey Shepard, remember that one time on Virmire? We had that argument and then you said you had no choice and had to kill me? Oh man! You should have seen my face!

Shep: You should have seen his face.

Wrex: I was thinking "holy s**t, she's serious!" so we pull out our guns and stare each other down for what, 5 minutes? Then she starts laughing and I realized she was just yanking my quad the whole time. You're such an a**hole Shepard.

Shep:
  I know. How’s the brownie?

Wrex:  Better than violent Krogan sex

Shep:  That’s what I was going for!

Garrus
: Does ANYONE care that my newfound moral beliefs were built on a foundation of LIES and a twisted sense of humor?

Shep:  Aww ,Garrus I’m sorry. Tell you what, how about we do your loyalty mission completely Renegade. Will that cheer you up?

Garrus: I don’t know...

Shep: I’ll let you shoot Harkin in the kneecaps...come on, it’ll be FUN!

Garrus: Oh alright.

Shep: Sorry Jacob, still not doing yours yet.

Jacob: You’ve done everyone else’s loyalty mission except mine ...and I asked you FIRST! 

Shep: I’ll get round to it I swear, I just have some urgent business to attend to *pulls out list* See your mission is under “replace dead fish”. Can’t have an empty fish tank on this ship Jacob, what would that tell people? That I’m a bad Commander Jacob, that’s what. A good commander keeps her fish alive; her fish are a reflection of her command. I won’t risk losing my position and jeopardizing the mission just because your father has enslaved innocents and feeds them crazy berries. The fish come first.

Jacob: Can I at least have a brownie?

Shep: No, these are for friends and team players, not boring Kanye West impersonators.

Jacob: Ok...*skulks off*

Garrus: ...Oh I get it!

Shep: Hm?

Garrus: Never bringing him with you on missions, doing his loyalty last? You’re just *does turian air quotes* “F**king with him” right? Very funny Commander ^_^.
Shep: Image IPB...What? No, I just really hate him.

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 28 mars 2010 - 06:16 .


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WHY THIS HATRED FOR THE BROTHAH MAN?

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Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Pretty sad that pressly died. It made me sadder after that normandy crash site that he said that he would die for any of his crew, alien and non alien.


So true. I wish you could've taken Garrus and Tali with you and they would've commented on it. Somebody need to write a fanfic. :wizard:

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Oops double post ...

Modifié par Honigkuchenpferd87, 28 mars 2010 - 03:34 .


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Mr.BlazenGlazen

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Yep, bioware got lazy on that crash site.

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Hyrule_gal....you win. =)

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Hyrule_Gal wrote...

*snip* 


Oh gawd I can't breathe xD "You should have seen my face!" "You should have seen his face" Image IPB

Srsly, though, I'd like Jacob a whole lot more if it weren't for his...mouth. Totally stealing this from the Ugly Shep thread but he needs to just tuck in that lip! Gonna get that caught on a tripwire.

Image IPB

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Mr.BlazenGlazen

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I don't like jacob because hes a cocky brown- noser.

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Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

I don't like jacob because hes a cocky brown- noser.



I don't like Jacob because he sounds like a rapist. PRIIIZE

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Soltana wrote...

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

*snip* 


Oh gawd I can't breathe xD "You should have seen my face!" "You should have seen his face" Image IPB

Srsly, though, I'd like Jacob a whole lot more if it weren't for his...mouth. Totally stealing this from the Ugly Shep thread but he needs to just tuck in that lip! Gonna get that caught on a tripwire.

Image IPB


"But the priiiiiizzee...." B) :P

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Honigkuchenpferd87 wrote...

Hulluliini wrote...

Btw you ask Garrus how he got holed up in his sniping tower, he says his emotions got in the way of his better judgment. So did he ever explain how he ended up there in partcular?


I figured it was Garrus speak for saying "I was planning on getting myself killed, taking as many mercs with me as possible" :crying:


I'm not positive about this, and maybe he only tells you this back on the ship, but I think he ended up trapped in the base after attempting to kill one of the merc gang leaders, it was either Blood Pack or Blue Suns. With Blood Pack he was the toughest fight Garm had ever had, remember? And then Garm says he only got Archangel on the run when his cronies showed up to help him.  At that point they chased him back to his base, and then the 3 gangs started....well, ganging up on him.  It's either that, or same story except it was when he tried (and failed) to kill the Blue Suns leader (forgot his name), the one that's all paranoid and snippy in his warroom with the blueprints and stuff and you have to talk to his LT instead because he's in such a bad mood.

At any rate, that was my understanding of it.

Edit: to clarify chronology....I think (obviously) it was after the Sidonis betrayal and maybe he was going after the merc leaders in revenge?

OR...maybe it was just that part of the merc plan with Sidonis was to capture Garrus after he came back to find his base empty and his team dead.  Because obviously at that point they knew where his base was, to be able to go in and kill everyone.....bah now I am confusing myself.

Modifié par Gerse1, 28 mars 2010 - 04:07 .


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Jacob has this tiny little pinched waist instead of the normally proportioned hipbones. Compare him side by side with Zaeed, for example, and you can see a huge difference. I respect Jacob as a good person, but the hiplessness along with the incredibly cheesy lines are a turnoff. To be fair, it also has to do with how Shep talks to him.

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Gerse1 wrote...

Honigkuchenpferd87 wrote...

Hulluliini wrote...

Btw you ask Garrus how he got holed up in his sniping tower, he says his emotions got in the way of his better judgment. So did he ever explain how he ended up there in partcular?


I figured it was Garrus speak for saying "I was planning on getting myself killed, taking as many mercs with me as possible" :crying:


I'm not positive about this, and maybe he only tells you this back on the ship, but I think he ended up trapped in the base after attempting to kill one of the merc gang leaders, it was either Blood Pack or Blue Suns. With Blood Pack he was the toughest fight Garm had ever had, remember? And then Garm says he only got Archangel on the run when his cronies showed up to help him.  At that point they chased him back to his base, and then the 3 gangs started....well, ganging up on him.  It's either that, or same story except it was when he tried (and failed) to kill the Blue Suns leader (forgot his name), the one that's all paranoid and snippy in his warroom with the blueprints and stuff and you have to talk to his LT instead because he's in such a bad mood.

At any rate, that was my understanding of it.

Yeah. I alos got the impression that he went on a vengence mission against the mercs with a 'shot first, think later' attitude, and as a result ended up cornered in the base.

From that point on, however, I can see the 'If I go, I'm taking as many of those bastards as I can with me!' attitude.

Then Shepard comes, and it's like a ray of hope! He can survive again!:)

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RPGmom28 wrote...

Jacob has this tiny little pinched waist instead of the normally proportioned hipbones. Compare him side by side with Zaeed, for example, and you can see a huge difference. I respect Jacob as a good person, but the hiplessness along with the incredibly cheesy lines are a turnoff. To be fair, it also has to do with how Shep talks to him.


To be fair, he is the first man FemShep has seen after a 2 year coma. Gal's got needs! ;)

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I sort of respected Jacob too, but when I found out about him in romance mode... well...

Perhaps when Garrus stated that he let emotions get in the way of his better judgement, he allowed himself to stay in the base for too long, mourning his team's death, so the merc groups could get the drop on him? I guess Sidonis's betrayal would also reveal where their base was.

I don't think Garrus thought much about dying, but just getting rid of as many of those merc ***holes as possible. I guess it really struck him how dire his situation was when the gunship came again.

I guess it would have been too much for Bioware to get the VAs into the studio for the Crash Site, so they just made it pretty much a quiet exploration/reflection DLC.


I can somehow imagine Jacob doing this, along with his "Priiize" line.

*girls rushing in from everywhere*
*Jacob puts on glasses and looks at everybody

Jacob: The priiizes...

*girls run away in disgust*

Modifié par Flammie, 28 mars 2010 - 04:17 .


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RPGmom28

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Bah, power tools. No strings attached. =P Then she sees Garrus, and there's finally a chance to pop the heat sink!


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It's wrong, but I find this so funny!

(I'm a bad person)

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Aah yes, then I'm a bad, bad person too.

It's Jazz.



...That sounds so perverted. *cough* Anyway, Garrus.

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@Hyrule_Girl - LOL, that was awesome



Regarding Jacob: If you're going on pure aesthetics... his HUMONGOUS and CROOKED back is what bugs me, every time. His face isn't too bad, and he's got the big pouty lips (which I'm a sucker for) but honestly... if I could ignore how FemShep reacts to everything he says, and his tendency to make absolutely no sense (a la this guy) then yea... I'd be afraid FemShep would be crushed by that back.



Unrelated to Garrus, but I art'd and wanted to share <3.

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silentstephi wrote...

@Hyrule_Girl - LOL, that was awesome

Regarding Jacob: If you're going on pure aesthetics... his HUMONGOUS and CROOKED back is what bugs me, every time. His face isn't too bad, and he's got the big pouty lips (which I'm a sucker for) but honestly... if I could ignore how FemShep reacts to everything he says, and his tendency to make absolutely no sense (a la this guy) then yea... I'd be afraid FemShep would be crushed by that back.

Unrelated to Garrus, but I art'd and wanted to share <3.


Yes! Jacob is that guy! I've maintained that for weeks! :lol:

Very cute video, Stephi. But it made me sad. :crying:

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The ThaneXShep video is lovely but ... why the sad ending =C Nice song choice btw [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/smile.png[/smilie]

Now before we all get depressed let's have a beer helmet Garrus

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No I don't know how it's fastened ... That will forever be a mystery.