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[Ray Joel Oh]

Put me in with the "ohhh he's not so bad" crowd. Maybe it's because he is clearly not getting anywhere in the conversation, she isn't interested, and that puts him in the position of the loser. And from my POV as a girl it seems like she is just a little too comfortable with her friend whose interests she is probably peripherally aware of, but she dangles him along as a fallback guy who will always listen to her con ver say shee own when the guys she does date give her a hard time. Whether he's there for one thing or not, she does seem like a tease.

[Didgeridoo]

Just droppin' by to put in a fist pound for Garrus. I love that crazy Turian!

[Ray Joel Oh]

[Didgeridoo]

EXACTLY

[aznsoisauce]

OPPORTUNITY TO INTERJECT MORE HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER?
I think so.

Friend-zoned Turian == On Valley-Girl Quarian's Hook.

[Ray Joel Oh]

aznsoisauce wrote...

OPPORTUNITY TO INTERJECT MORE HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER?
I think so.

Friend-zoned Turian == On Valley-Girl Quarian's Hook.

THIS EXACTLY!  He might be sincere or he might be a scumbag, but he is definitely on her hook.

[Cerrydd]

aynxalot wrote...

Also, if we're being more like turians than we thought, isn't it high time we ship Flammie off to the space military?

LOL. He might be the next Garrus.

[aznsoisauce]

Cerrydd wrote...

aynxalot wrote...

Also, if we're being more like turians than we thought, isn't it high time we ship Flammie off to the space military?

LOL. He might be the next Garrus.

It's okay, Flammie. We'll write you. 
Please, do you best for the next 15 years!

[Twilight_Princess]

aynxalot wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Y'know, despite being with two different alien races, this does seem to be quite similar to something you'd see amongst humans, too.

This is actually what I like most about the turians; maybe it's because they're Roman-inspired, but they're pretty damn close to humans. Humans encounter an unknown species screwing with something extremely dangerous? BLOW THEIR ASSES UP. Unknown species gets pissed? BLOW MORE OF THEIR ASSES UP. Diplomacy was never considered during the First Contact War. What if the turians needed to send a probe into unknown space? They could get in trouble for that, you're goddamn right they'll strap a nuke to it. The humans found a piece of a monstrous robot god with a HELL YES cannon? Damn straight they'll sneak it back to their base and reverse-engineer it and not tell anyone!

I usually like my aliens to be alien, but I just kind of love the idea that turians act almost exactly like humans and utterly hate one another for it.

Best. Summary. EVER. And "HELL YES cannon"? You win an Internet.

Also, if we're being more like turians than we thought, isn't it high time we ship Flammie off to the space military? And, in the vein of the squirrely mood I'm in, Flammie: Did it make you laugh when you saw the horrifying zombie things coming to barf toxins at you and they're called "Creepers?" I must know. British colloquialisms are kind of great.
Now, as for Garrus: We have now seen the home area of every other major/playable race except turians. Let's go, BioWare, show us it's less neglect and more saving the freaking best for last. If we go to Kahje or like the elcor homeworld in ME3 and not Palaven or a colony, I will personally blockade a GameStop.

Not only that but I'm really REALLY tired of every race's girlfriend or wife being asari. We get it, they're the mary-sues of the universe. I want to see turian couples, krogan couples etc. Because we have yet to see traditional relationships from each species apart from the asari. I know the real reason was bioware being too lazy to make female models of the other races but I still find it irritating. It just implies that every single male alien prefers asaris! Its the one area of the sci fi world I cannot buy, how can sterotypical human T and A be appealing to every single race in the game? I'm sure there must be animosity from the rare females of the salerian world and turian world to know all the guys on their planet would rather bang a blue human with a slighty funny head  than them .

Yes more homeworlds and FEMALE ALIENS please!

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 30 mars 2010 - 12:10 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...
Not only that but I'm really REALLY tired of every race's girlfriend or wife being asari. We get it, they're the mary-sues of the universe. I want to see turian couples, krogan couples etc. Because we have yet to see traditional relationships from each species apart from the asari. I know the real reason was bioware being too lazy to make female models of the other races but I still find it irritating. It just implies that every single male alien prefers asaris! Its the one area of the sci fi world I cannot buy, how can sterotypical human T and A be appealing to every single race in the game? I'm sure there must be animosity from the rare females of the salerian world and turian world to know all the guys on their planet would rather bang a blue human with a slighty funny head  than them .

Yes more homeworlds and FEMALE ALIENS please!

Wow, I don't think I've ever thought of it that way before but you're right.  I just thought they had them there to indicate to the player that interspecies relationships aren't so unusual but yeah... until we start seeing more females of the different races, it really makes the asari out to be men-stealing hoors.

[silentstephi]

Chimervera wrote...

While waiting for the countdown to finish, I was listening to the radio and I heard a line in a song that made me choke on my drink:

"He tastes like you, but sweeter"

I'd insert the "liquid sugar" Advice!Garrus...but the link doesn't work.

(The song was Thnks fr the Mmrs, in the chorus. Though for some reason they keep writing it as "only sweeter" even though they're clearly saying "but sweeter")

Considering this is a song about a 1 night stand, and saying thanks for the memories?

I can TOTALLY see this being a song for a Shepard/Thane/Garrus triangle /dies laughing

[Ray Joel Oh]

Everybody here is in this group already, yes? Because if not, you should be.

[aznsoisauce]

I search for Mordin art and instead find a comic with Garrus in it...

Full Spectrum Krogan

[silentstephi]

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Friendzoned turian has shades of the Nice Guy: http://xkcd.com/513/ Though the quarian does seem pretty oblivious, some guys just don't get that there is a purpose to the friendzone.

Man, I bet punk turians on a turian world would get totally ostracized. Turians have a lot of social freedom, but anti-establishment stuff and F*CK DA POLICE would...probably not be tolerated.

(are the forums tweaking out for anyone else? When I try to use Standard Reply/Edit, the text box isn't loading, I'm stuck with Quick Reply)

You know, this makes me wonder if this is also some sort of indication that Turian culture is still in an earlier stage of some sort of weird cosmic development.

Harby said in one of his lines, Turian - you were considered too primative.

/ponders

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

aznsoisauce wrote...

I search for Mordin art and instead find a comic with Garrus in it...

Full Spectrum Krogan

Garrus needs to learn the ways of the brofist

[Twilight_Princess]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Hyrule_Gal wrote...
Not only that but I'm really REALLY tired of every race's girlfriend or wife being asari. We get it, they're the mary-sues of the universe. I want to see turian couples, krogan couples etc. Because we have yet to see traditional relationships from each species apart from the asari. I know the real reason was bioware being too lazy to make female models of the other races but I still find it irritating. It just implies that every single male alien prefers asaris! Its the one area of the sci fi world I cannot buy, how can sterotypical human T and A be appealing to every single race in the game? I'm sure there must be animosity from the rare females of the salerian world and turian world to know all the guys on their planet would rather bang a blue human with a slighty funny head  than them .

Yes more homeworlds and FEMALE ALIENS please!

Wow, I don't think I've ever thought of it that way before but you're right.  I just thought they had them there to indicate to the player that interspecies relationships aren't so unusual but yeah... until we start seeing more females of the different races, it really makes the asari out to be men-stealing hoors.

Not just race only couples but more combinations for fricks sake. And if they are going to bother with female turians, vorcha, elcor, salerian, baterian, drell, hanar, volus, krogan *inhales* they don't all NEED to have boobies bioware *facepalm* you can be a female alien without looking like a human woman, the fan boys got asari and quarians to keep them happy the turians don't need a pair  or should have a pair LOL.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Hey guys, i was pondering on this for a bit. Assuming that shepard and garrus live after the events of Mass Effect 3.....whats next for them?



Femshep and Garrus might live together....



But what about Male shepard and Garrus?

[aznsoisauce]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Hyrule_Gal wrote...
Not only that but I'm really REALLY tired of every race's girlfriend or wife being asari. We get it, they're the mary-sues of the universe. I want to see turian couples, krogan couples etc. Because we have yet to see traditional relationships from each species apart from the asari. I know the real reason was bioware being too lazy to make female models of the other races but I still find it irritating. It just implies that every single male alien prefers asaris! Its the one area of the sci fi world I cannot buy, how can sterotypical human T and A be appealing to every single race in the game? I'm sure there must be animosity from the rare females of the salerian world and turian world to know all the guys on their planet would rather bang a blue human with a slighty funny head  than them .

Yes more homeworlds and FEMALE ALIENS please!

Wow, I don't think I've ever thought of it that way before but you're right.  I just thought they had them there to indicate to the player that interspecies relationships aren't so unusual but yeah... until we start seeing more females of the different races, it really makes the asari out to be men-stealing hoors.

I really, truly love coming to this thread the most. The discussions are agreeable and coherent...and are often time ****ing hilarious.

[aznsoisauce]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Hey guys, i was pondering on this for a bit. Assuming that shepard and garrus live after the events of Mass Effect 3.....whats next for them?

Femshep and Garrus might live together....

But what about Male shepard and Garrus?

...avid pen pals?

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

aznsoisauce wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Hey guys, i was pondering on this for a bit. Assuming that shepard and garrus live after the events of Mass Effect 3.....whats next for them?

Femshep and Garrus might live together....

But what about Male shepard and Garrus?

...avid pen pals?

Not a clue, shepard would probably still play his role as a spectre, garrus would either stay or leave (unlikely), or shepard might train garrus to be a spectre....as if he wasn't doing that already.

[Cerrydd]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Hey guys, i was pondering on this for a bit. Assuming that shepard and garrus live after the events of Mass Effect 3.....whats next for them?

Femshep and Garrus might live together....

But what about Male shepard and Garrus?

I don't know, anything could happen.  There will probably be an open ending. When the Reapers are gone, Garrus and manShep could still team up together and fight off lesser evils like mercs. Garrus could go back to C-Sec, or apply for Spectre training again. Maybe they both retire and buy two houses next to eachother and spend the rest of their lives barbecueing and watching football.

Either way, if nothing weird happens, they'll probably be BFFs.

[silentstephi]

I'm int he "training him as a Spectre" camp too.



If Shepard gets to save the frakin' Galaxy and SURVIVE ME3... then yea... Garrus is def going to be Spectre material at that point.



Bioware just needs to include the females of the other species asap. I'd love to see a turian world, with their wommenz. It doesn't even need to Pavalen, it can be just controlled by turians. I'd also love to see a few of the other spieces planets, like Salarians. Their matriarchs must be interesting, since we've gotten a tidbit about one in the Cerberus News.



As for turians/humans being a lot a like. I agree for the most part, and yea, this is def one way to make things really tense between the two races... but that just makes inter-species couples all that much more awesome XD

[Zafflesia]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Hey guys, i was pondering on this for a bit. Assuming that shepard and garrus live after the events of Mass Effect 3.....whats next for them?

Femshep and Garrus might live together....

But what about Male shepard and Garrus?

They also live together, and build the magic fridge.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Zafflesia wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Hey guys, i was pondering on this for a bit. Assuming that shepard and garrus live after the events of Mass Effect 3.....whats next for them?

Femshep and Garrus might live together....

But what about Male shepard and Garrus?

They also live together, and build the magic fridge.

Dude, you are a genius!