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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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#6801
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Okay, I have to. *derailing this conversation*



*EvilFemShep, Kaidan, Garrus, epic end battle*

Kaidan: Shepard! I was going to save this but we may not have time! Will you marry me?

FemShep: *Bang!* Nope. But thank you for asking.

Kaidan: We're fighting a hopeless battle and these may be our last moments and you say 'no'?!

FemShep: Sorry, Kaidan. I can't just stop playing the field, you know? You do NOT want to hear about what Kelly and I got up to while you were off pouting *Garrus brofist*



Kaidan:......I told you like, sixteen times that I do.

#6802
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As with garrus geing second in command, he should be second in command on the battlefield, not doing paper work like miranda. There, i said it.

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Agreed MrBlazenGlazen- we've seen from his C-Sec career that paperwork just pisses him off. He's definitely a man of action. :)

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Whether or not your Shepard likes frilly things is up to you, it doesn't make it one-dimensional.



This includes male AND female Shepards.

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aynxalot wrote...

FemShep: Sorry, Kaidan. I can't just stop playing the field, you know? You do NOT want to hear about what Kelly and I got up to while you were off pouting *Garrus brofist*
Kaidan:......I told you like, sixteen times that I do.

I dunno about that part. He's not cool for a threesome with two hot women that he's attracted to. And people say he makes no sense as a gay romance...

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aynxalot wrote...

Okay, I have to. *derailing this conversation*

*EvilFemShep, Kaidan, Garrus, epic end battle*
Kaidan: Shepard! I was going to save this but we may not have time! Will you marry me?
FemShep: *Bang!* Nope. But thank you for asking.
Kaidan: We're fighting a hopeless battle and these may be our last moments and you say 'no'?!
FemShep: Sorry, Kaidan. I can't just stop playing the field, you know? You do NOT want to hear about what Kelly and I got up to while you were off pouting *Garrus brofist*

Kaidan:......I told you like, sixteen times that I do.


Fook Year.  Sorry Kaiden, but I cannot respect to a man who would turn down a threeway with his girlfriend and her beautiful blue alien admirer.

#6807
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Perhaps I worded that wrong. It was the overwhelming responses at the time that seemed to find the idea of a feminine Shepard to contradict the powerful warrior that made me go o0'. That is all.



And aynxalot... that's evil. XD Hahahaha.

#6808
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I would pay anything to see garrus pull a pole out of his ass and beat kaiden to death with it.

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enormousmoonboots: lulz all around, no worries. =^_^= Just mocking Kaidan's whining and inability to elicit my Shep's interest.

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Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

I would pay anything to see garrus pull a pole out of his ass and beat kaiden to death with it.


QFT

Actually, I'd just really like Garrus to chew Kaidan out regarding trust and loyalty. The Krogan idea of it being the greater insult to ignore your enemy appeals to me more. Let him suffer. (To my Colonist/Sole Survivor Shep, he's dead to her now, emotionally, because he wouldn't trust her. She'd be walking with Garrus, see Kaidan, and not even acknowledge he was there.)

#6811
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Yeah, same here.

*start ME1 for the first time*

"I romanced you back when your name was Carth. Not up for a round two."

#6812
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Kotori Ky wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

I would pay anything to see garrus pull a pole out of his ass and beat kaiden to death with it.


QFT

Actually, I'd just really like Garrus to chew Kaidan out regarding trust and loyalty. The Krogan idea of it being the greater insult to ignore your enemy appeals to me more. Let him suffer. (To my Colonist/Sole Survivor Shep, he's dead to her now, emotionally, because he wouldn't trust her. She'd be walking with Garrus, see Kaidan, and not even acknowledge he was there.)


I'd like to see garrus chew out kaiden....literally....after first beating him to death with the pole out of his ass.

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I'd actually be interested in seeing how a turian eats. Unless they left out the incisors for the sake of simplifying the models, I can't figure it out. Though I guess they can open their mouths pretty wide. Sharp teeth suggests carnivorous diet. Maybe mandibles help tear.

/nitpicking /overthinking

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...

I'd actually be interested in seeing how a turian eats. Unless they left out the incisors for the sake of simplifying the models, I can't figure it out. Though I guess they can open their mouths pretty wide. Sharp teeth suggests carnivorous diet. Maybe mandibles help tear.
/nitpicking /overthinking


So when i suggest that garrus commits something close to cannibalism, that makes you think how turians eat?

I find that both humorous and creepy.

Modifié par Mr.BlazenGlazen, 31 mars 2010 - 05:24 .


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Sharp teeth would indicate tearing, but not chewing. So then you have to wonder just what a Turian can swallow...

#6816
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I am beginning to imagine Jurassic Park-esque scenes of turians eating like T-Rex.

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Hahaha. I think I remember seeing someone making a guess that they had something like a gizzard, for grinding up stuff. That would be sort of.. odd.

#6818
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Well, there was that thing Lilihierax said about "polishing enough gizzard".. So it's entirely possible. If they can't chew with those teeth, it makes even more sense.

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Shepard:  Why, yes, we would.

(yay, got this dialogue line again from Kelly; that settles it, this is a Garrus love P.T.)

AND:

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I looked up and there he was by my side. <3

Modifié par Aricle, 31 mars 2010 - 06:51 .


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Arc, it almost looks like he's leaning on you! (Making him bleed out, you are so bad!)

#6821
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Minardii wrote...

Hahaha. I think I remember seeing someone making a guess that they had something like a gizzard, for grinding up stuff. That would be sort of.. odd.

Think that was me. The fact that their mouths are open-sided also lends credibility to the idea that they don't actually do chewing in their mouths (also, we can see all their teeth and they have no molars, so definitely carnivorus. Doubt there are many turian vegetarians). Don't quote me on it, but I think their tongue shape (round, rather than flat) also points to that. Since their mouths are open, they probably don't produce a whole lot of saliva. Serious drymouth. Origin of 'chafing'?

/hey, I didn't pick a Mordin profile pic to not think too much about alien biology

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Minardii wrote...

Arc, it almost looks like he's leaning on you! (Making him bleed out, you are so bad!)


I know, I know, I am bad, taking screenshots during that battle. I paid for it, that was second try. Yet, I also get the warm fuzzy for he never did that on my other time through. In my world, it's the kind of acknowledgement of each other during battle that I wish was in there.

Here's the moment right after, as if he said something to me and then back to battle.

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#6823
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Ahh. Yeah, makes sense there... Oh god, image of him drinking like a parakeet or parrot.. wat. Think I am tired! Hah, chafing.

They could/probably are more omnivorous, the gizzard would help with any processing of vegetable material, I suppose.



"Hey, look at this guy!"

"...Shouldn't you be.. watching that door?"

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Minardii wrote...

Ahh. Yeah, makes sense there... Oh god, image of him drinking like a parakeet or parrot.. wat. Think I am tired! Hah, chafing.
They could/probably are more omnivorous, the gizzard would help with any processing of vegetable material, I suppose.


I was gonna mention that I've always imagined most of Garrus's mouth actions (eating biting, whatever) mimick a cockatiel... But while thinking about that...you know how cockatiels climb with their mouths?

Mental image of Garrus doing that.

Brb.  Snorrfling too hard.

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Minardii wrote..
"Hey, look at this guy!"
"...Shouldn't you be.. watching that door?"


LOL.

Garrus can scope enemies and Shepard at the same time. He knew it was her before she reached him in his perch.