Garrus Love and Adoration v.2
#6801
Guest_aynxalot_*
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:35
Guest_aynxalot_*
*EvilFemShep, Kaidan, Garrus, epic end battle*
Kaidan: Shepard! I was going to save this but we may not have time! Will you marry me?
FemShep: *Bang!* Nope. But thank you for asking.
Kaidan: We're fighting a hopeless battle and these may be our last moments and you say 'no'?!
FemShep: Sorry, Kaidan. I can't just stop playing the field, you know? You do NOT want to hear about what Kelly and I got up to while you were off pouting *Garrus brofist*
Kaidan:......I told you like, sixteen times that I do.
#6802
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:37
#6803
Guest_aynxalot_*
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:42
Guest_aynxalot_*
#6804
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:44
This includes male AND female Shepards.
#6805
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:46
I dunno about that part. He's not cool for a threesome with two hot women that he's attracted to. And people say he makes no sense as a gay romance...aynxalot wrote...
FemShep: Sorry, Kaidan. I can't just stop playing the field, you know? You do NOT want to hear about what Kelly and I got up to while you were off pouting *Garrus brofist*
Kaidan:......I told you like, sixteen times that I do.
#6806
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:47
aynxalot wrote...
Okay, I have to. *derailing this conversation*
*EvilFemShep, Kaidan, Garrus, epic end battle*
Kaidan: Shepard! I was going to save this but we may not have time! Will you marry me?
FemShep: *Bang!* Nope. But thank you for asking.
Kaidan: We're fighting a hopeless battle and these may be our last moments and you say 'no'?!
FemShep: Sorry, Kaidan. I can't just stop playing the field, you know? You do NOT want to hear about what Kelly and I got up to while you were off pouting *Garrus brofist*
Kaidan:......I told you like, sixteen times that I do.
Fook Year. Sorry Kaiden, but I cannot respect to a man who would turn down a threeway with his girlfriend and her beautiful blue alien admirer.
#6807
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:51
And aynxalot... that's evil. XD Hahahaha.
#6808
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:52
#6809
Guest_aynxalot_*
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:58
Guest_aynxalot_*
#6810
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 04:58
Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...
I would pay anything to see garrus pull a pole out of his ass and beat kaiden to death with it.
QFT
Actually, I'd just really like Garrus to chew Kaidan out regarding trust and loyalty. The Krogan idea of it being the greater insult to ignore your enemy appeals to me more. Let him suffer. (To my Colonist/Sole Survivor Shep, he's dead to her now, emotionally, because he wouldn't trust her. She'd be walking with Garrus, see Kaidan, and not even acknowledge he was there.)
#6811
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 05:02
*start ME1 for the first time*
"I romanced you back when your name was Carth. Not up for a round two."
#6812
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 05:10
Kotori Ky wrote...
Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...
I would pay anything to see garrus pull a pole out of his ass and beat kaiden to death with it.
QFT
Actually, I'd just really like Garrus to chew Kaidan out regarding trust and loyalty. The Krogan idea of it being the greater insult to ignore your enemy appeals to me more. Let him suffer. (To my Colonist/Sole Survivor Shep, he's dead to her now, emotionally, because he wouldn't trust her. She'd be walking with Garrus, see Kaidan, and not even acknowledge he was there.)
I'd like to see garrus chew out kaiden....literally....after first beating him to death with the pole out of his ass.
#6813
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 05:21
/nitpicking /overthinking
#6814
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 05:23
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
I'd actually be interested in seeing how a turian eats. Unless they left out the incisors for the sake of simplifying the models, I can't figure it out. Though I guess they can open their mouths pretty wide. Sharp teeth suggests carnivorous diet. Maybe mandibles help tear.
/nitpicking /overthinking
So when i suggest that garrus commits something close to cannibalism, that makes you think how turians eat?
I find that both humorous and creepy.
Modifié par Mr.BlazenGlazen, 31 mars 2010 - 05:24 .
#6815
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 05:30
#6816
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 05:30
#6817
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 05:35
#6818
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 05:46
#6819
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 06:50

Shepard: Why, yes, we would.
(yay, got this dialogue line again from Kelly; that settles it, this is a Garrus love P.T.)
AND:

I looked up and there he was by my side. <3
Modifié par Aricle, 31 mars 2010 - 06:51 .
#6820
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 07:03
#6821
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 07:05
Think that was me. The fact that their mouths are open-sided also lends credibility to the idea that they don't actually do chewing in their mouths (also, we can see all their teeth and they have no molars, so definitely carnivorus. Doubt there are many turian vegetarians). Don't quote me on it, but I think their tongue shape (round, rather than flat) also points to that. Since their mouths are open, they probably don't produce a whole lot of saliva. Serious drymouth. Origin of 'chafing'?Minardii wrote...
Hahaha. I think I remember seeing someone making a guess that they had something like a gizzard, for grinding up stuff. That would be sort of.. odd.
/hey, I didn't pick a Mordin profile pic to not think too much about alien biology
#6822
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 07:11
Minardii wrote...
Arc, it almost looks like he's leaning on you! (Making him bleed out, you are so bad!)
I know, I know, I am bad, taking screenshots during that battle. I paid for it, that was second try. Yet, I also get the warm fuzzy for he never did that on my other time through. In my world, it's the kind of acknowledgement of each other during battle that I wish was in there.
Here's the moment right after, as if he said something to me and then back to battle.

http://social.biowar...ms/717672/25020
Modifié par Aricle, 31 mars 2010 - 07:21 .
#6823
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 07:20
They could/probably are more omnivorous, the gizzard would help with any processing of vegetable material, I suppose.
"Hey, look at this guy!"
"...Shouldn't you be.. watching that door?"
#6824
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 07:23
Minardii wrote...
Ahh. Yeah, makes sense there... Oh god, image of him drinking like a parakeet or parrot.. wat. Think I am tired! Hah, chafing.
They could/probably are more omnivorous, the gizzard would help with any processing of vegetable material, I suppose.
I was gonna mention that I've always imagined most of Garrus's mouth actions (eating biting, whatever) mimick a cockatiel... But while thinking about that...you know how cockatiels climb with their mouths?
Mental image of Garrus doing that.
Brb. Snorrfling too hard.
#6825
Posté 31 mars 2010 - 07:26
Minardii wrote..
"Hey, look at this guy!"
"...Shouldn't you be.. watching that door?"
LOL.
Garrus can scope enemies and Shepard at the same time. He knew it was her before she reached him in his perch.




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