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[AngryP1xel]

Cerrydd wrote...

AngryP1xel wrote...

I rarely if ever have such problems with him. Maybe I'm really good at training turians?

TEACH US.

I equip him with a sniper rifle, so he can do some damage at a long range. Grunt is the tank, so he can run where ever he wants. I stay somewhere in the middle.

"Garrus... Garrus...?! HELLO!?! You have a sniper rifle, it's not supposed to be used in CLOSE COMBAT, dude!"

It's ok on normal, but he acts like he's suicidal on hardcore. I have to show him where to hide every goddamn time. (same for every other squad mate, but hey, this is Garrus)

I've developed a little shocking mechanism that I stuck under his fringe.  Every time he jumps out of cover at a stupid time he gets shocked.  I'll let you use the prototype.  Don't use it too often though.  He might develop a fetish.

[Flammie]

AngryP1xel wrote...

I'm on a 360 as well.  I have few problems with him.  I do tend to steal his cover but he usually finds cover quickly and stays there.  I've had Thane be the suicidal one more than him.  Maybe he'd prefer death by rain of bullets to Kepral's Syndrome.

He must really hate you when you use Unity or when the battle ends.

I'm on a 360, too. I don't order Garrus around, but I don't seem to get overly large problems with him.


I think I've managed to use a sniper rifle at close range. I think I held out until my powers recharged. Does Garrus ever melee?

I think it's just AI problems when nobody stays in cover. They don't seem to stay in cover when their shields are down, too. And the quarians made the geth.

AngryP1xel, could I have a prototype? I probably won't use it in battle... but it'd be a good way to get Garrus "out of cover" *cough*

Modifié par Flammie, 01 avril 2010 - 05:28 .

[Cerrydd]

AngryP1xel wrote...

I've developed a little shocking mechanism that I stuck under his fringe.  Every time he jumps out of cover at a stupid time he gets shocked.  I'll let you use the prototype.  Don't use it too often though.  He might develop a fetish.

Hmm, operant conditioning, very nifty. Should've thought of that myself. I think I can build one myself. Might have to test the voltage on someone to make sure it doesn't kill him...

Jacob: "Practically sounds like a suicide mission. I volunteer."

YEAH JACOB, make yourself useful!

[AngryP1xel]

Flammie wrote...
AngryP1xel, could I have a prototype? I probably won't use it in battle... but it'd be a good way to get Garrus "out of cover" *cough*

Sure you can.  Damn, maybe I should start selling these things.

"Train your turian today!  Tired of your turian jumping into your line of fire?  Sick of him refusing to hide behind cover for the eight thousandth time?  Then you should try the new Fringe Shock!  Just simply stick this easy to use device under his fringe.  With our handy remote control you can give him a gentle shock everytime he refuses to co-operate.  Nothing is better than a well trained and obedient turian on your side to take out hundreds of Collectors for you.  Just three easy payments of 29.95."

[Sialater]

Poor Garrus. Now we're shocking him in the name of saving his ass.

[Flammie]

Jacob: But... the Praiaiaiaiaiiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaizzzzzzzzeeeeee!!!!! *collapses*

Garrus is so damn adorable. The fact we're all saving his ass makes him even more so.

Garrus: Shepard *zz* what *zz* are *zz* you *zz* doingandwhyisthereelectricitycoursingthroughme *zzzzzzzzzzz*

Shepard: Because we're really passionate. Can't you feel it?

Garrus: *zzzzzzzzz*

AngryP1xel, in the name of fairness, and in the name of my love for turians and hatred for racism against them, you must invent equivalents for all other races, including humans, or I will make a merc group of turians to hunt you down.

Modifié par Flammie, 01 avril 2010 - 05:36 .

[AngryP1xel]

Dammit Flammie! I almost spit my drink all over the screen.

I made one for Krogans but is zaps them in the quad instead.

Modifié par AngryP1xel, 01 avril 2010 - 05:38 .

[Cerrydd]

Flammie wrote...

Jacob: But... the Praiaiaiaiaiiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaizzzzzzzzeeeeee!!!!! *collapses*

Garrus is so damn adorable. The fact we're all saving his ass makes him even more so.

Garrus: Shepard *zz* what *zz* are *zz* you *zz* doingandwhyisthereelectricitycoursingthroughme *zzzzzzzzzzz*

Shepard: Because we're really passionate. Can't you feel it?

Garrus: *zzzzzzzzz*

LOL

Shepard singing: DANGER DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!

[Sialater]

AngryP1xel wrote...

Dammit Flammie! I almost spit my drink all over the screen.

I made one for Krogans but is zaps them in the quad instead.

http://www.fanfictio...1783/1/Guy_Talk

Speaking of quads...  It's Shenko, but Garrus is in it and it's funny as hell. 

[Cerrydd]

Sialater wrote...

http://www.fanfictio...1783/1/Guy_Talk

Speaking of quads...  It's Shenko, but Garrus is in it and it's funny as hell. 

Space hamsters FTW. Garrus, Zaeed and Joker are sweet.

Can you imagine Garrus buying a space hamster? Poor guy doesn't even get a discount at the store.

[Maria Caliban]

AngryP1xel wrote...

I've developed a little shocking mechanism that I stuck under his fringe.  Every time he jumps out of cover at a stupid time he gets shocked.  I'll let you use the prototype.  Don't use it too often though.  He might develop a fetish.

I gave it to him and he's started wearing it on the ship. He'll constantly crouch behind walls and tables, and 'leap out' when I enter the room.

[Sialater]

Cerrydd wrote...

Sialater wrote...

http://www.fanfictio...1783/1/Guy_Talk

Speaking of quads...  It's Shenko, but Garrus is in it and it's funny as hell. 

Space hamsters FTW. Garrus, Zaeed and Joker are sweet.

Can you imagine Garrus buying a space hamster? Poor guy doesn't even get a discount at the store.

That was one of the things I had to giggle at . 

[agentwaffle]

I didn't romance him, but he was my favorite. He is such a badass.

[Flammie]

That was a nice fanfic. Made me laugh quite a few times, and the very idea of the space hamsters and everything revolving around it is cute.

Modifié par Flammie, 01 avril 2010 - 10:15 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

Catching up.  Some questions:

siltsonata wrote...

Yeah, this is the one thing I have trouble with. I want him with me OH SO BAD for that Mordin "Racial Tension with Turians" line. (Ain't just racial tension, Doc.  :innocent:)

When does he say that?

Mallissin wrote...

Dude, that's not Jack's handwriting.
She twirls her e's.

What handwriting?

Cerrydd wrote...

Hahahahaha OH MY GODS. Not completely
Garrus-related (he has some lines in it, though), but this is hilarious.
Grunt's alternative
rite of passage, made by BobbyTheI. I...can't...stop...laughing...
[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

I died.

The other day I figured out how to kick someone in the face by jumping over where they're taking cover.  Wonder what it says about me as a person that I spent the next two minutes kicking my favorite character in the face repeatedly.

[Flammie]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Catching up.  Some questions:

siltsonata wrote...

Yeah, this is the one thing I have trouble with. I want him with me OH SO BAD for that Mordin "Racial Tension with Turians" line. (Ain't just racial tension, Doc.  :innocent:)

When does he say that?

When you bring him into the plague zone, and Mordin cures him, Mordin also says something like "presence of turian interesting. Thought there was racial tension between humans and turians,"

Mallissin wrote...

Dude, that's not Jack's handwriting.
She twirls her e's.

What handwriting?

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Minardii wrote...

Ha,
so you're more of a jerk to take those two along~! Poor Samara though,
lol at the boneitis. He does not sound too happy once he starts to get
sick, though. (Awww, if you need me, i'll risk it).
And Grunt doesn't get sick. Nope.

Did it totally skip the wheel with Legion? Awesome.

"My bones are aching. That's a common drell precursor to...respiratory illness." why do I have so many images of being mean to Thane, I don't even dislike him

Afterwards we made a joke that it was Jacob's handwriting, and that Jacob and Thane have been getting it on whilst femShep's making love to Garrus.

Cerrydd wrote...

Hahahahaha OH MY GODS. Not completely
Garrus-related (he has some lines in it, though), but this is hilarious.
Grunt's alternative
rite of passage, made by BobbyTheI. I...can't...stop...laughing...
[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

I died.

The other day I figured out how to kick someone in the face by jumping over where they're taking cover.  Wonder what it says about me as a person that I spent the next two minutes kicking my favorite character in the face repeatedly.

It shows curiosity, I guess. I did the same when I realised you could elbow Garrus and he'd respond.

Modifié par Flammie, 01 avril 2010 - 08:19 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

How do you elbow him?

Also: Ohhhh.  Thanks for the answers.  I hadn't noticed the "Thane" hyperlink

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 01 avril 2010 - 08:22 .

[Flammie]

Just a melee attack with B, on the X-box. Don't know what the melee attack is on the PC.

No problem, 'twas my pleasure.

Modifié par Flammie, 01 avril 2010 - 08:23 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

I will have to beat him up some more next time I play then.

[Flammie]

His shields don't go down, you don't waste any bullets, and he grunts everytime you swing your elbow. Everybody wins. Except for him. You can attack anybody, really, but he always ends up being the one I accidently hit when I remind myself was B does, and then gets hit some more as I curiously test it some more.

...I wonder, would it help to eject the thermal clip at the enemy when it's full. I can imagine with all the heat stored in it, if it broke it would BURN.

Modifié par Flammie, 01 avril 2010 - 08:28 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

He likes it. Just call it "sparring." :3



Also I'd never seen that High Voltage video before, it is hilarious.

[Flammie]

Sparring it is.

...I just managed to watch a video of a full ME2 genocide. That was really depressing. Garrus died from the fall off the platforms. I actually felt really upset when Shepard tried spinning him around, but his head just flopped, and he didn't move...

Does anybody know where Garrus's theme song comes into the game? I quite like it. It could be better than the music he put on in the final romance scene, though this one isn't really romantic material.

Modifié par Flammie, 01 avril 2010 - 08:51 .

[Cerrydd]

Flammie wrote...

Does anybody know where Garrus's theme song comes into the game? I quite like it. It could be better than the music he put on in the final romance scene, though this one isn't really romantic material.

During his recruitment and loyalty missions. It's a pretty epic song. But of course I'm biased

Garrus's and Samara's songs are my favourite squadsongs.

I still have a songproject going. I wonder if I'll ever finish it.

Modifié par Cerrydd, 01 avril 2010 - 08:58 .

[silentstephi]

Oooh I like this... I think I'll have to get the Soundtrack some day.



Garrus music makes me happy ^.^