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[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...
 Bloody hell it hurt.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SA--*toddler returns, begins kicking kglaser viciously*

Modifié par kglaser, 09 avril 2010 - 12:08 .

[siltsonata]

Flammie wrote...
What about trading Urz for an Urz that poops Starbursts and pukes out Salt and Vinegar "Chips"?

...That is an acceptable trade.

(You makin' fun of my American-ness? >_>)

kglaser wrote...

Heh, they're cool kids...after watching some of the elevator conversations from ME1, every time we got in an elevator in real life, for the next 4 months they would automatically arrange themselves in the elevator behind me like your squadmates stand in the game.

(True story. Yes, my kids are already great big dorks like their mom. And I couldn't be more proud!)

Oh my goodness.   Congratulations(?), you have just convinced me that I should reconsider my "children are annoying and I shan't have them" policy.

[janeym27]

Xsause wrote...


*SHEPARD is back on the Citadel, trying to prove to the Councilors once and for all that Reapers do indeed exist. She bravely steps into the hall where the Council is located, followed by GARRUS and MORDIN, victoriously holding up the Harbinger evidence.*

ASARI COUNCILOR: Shepard, this is undeniable proof that -

ANDERSON: OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?

*The camera cuts to Shepard, who is horribly scarred, with red spots and strange scars all over her face.*

ASARI COUNCILOR: *ahem* This is undeniable proof that Reapers -

ANDERSON: No, seriously! It looks horrible! Shepard, tell us what happened, quick!

SHEPARD: Well, I...uh...got into this crazy fight, and-

*SHEPARD looks at GARRUS, who bows his head in shame.*

SHEPARD: ...um, yeah. I'll just go and -

*MORDIN steps forward and clears his throat.*

MORDIN: Allergic reaction obviously caused by ingestion of turian tissue. Told her not to. Ignored my advice. Paid the consequences.

SHEPARD: DAMN YOU AND YOUR BLABBERING MOUTH, MORDIN! NO MORE COFFEE FOR YOU!

*AWKWARD SILENCE.*

GARRUS: Let's just...forget this ever happened.

ASARI COUNCILOR: Yeah, let's.

Turian Councillor raises an eyebrow, winks at Shepard. Garrus looks pissed.

@kglasser: You are one of the greatest parents ever! Seriously. I hope your kids appreciate that!

[Flammie]

@siltsonata: Yes I a-*gets mangled by Urz*

kglaser wrote...

Heh, they're cool kids...after watching some of the elevator conversations from ME1, every time we got in an elevator in real life, for the next 4 months they would automatically arrange themselves in the elevator behind me like your squadmates stand in the game.

(True story. Yes, my kids are already great big dorks like their mom. And I couldn't be more proud!)

That's... so awesome.

I'm technically a minor, and aynxalot's still vying for me to get adopted by her. If you want... you could try and pip her at the post *shifty eyes*

Vitamin D deficiency... oh bloody hell, you've reminded me of those freaking annoying moans my Dad's been making about a letter from the doctor about him ¬.¬

Modifié par Flammie, 09 avril 2010 - 12:09 .

[kglaser]

Daewan wrote...
 unless you cut a major artery during sex, there's no reason to stop. 

I am going to have a t-shirt made that says this.

[kglaser]

siltsonata wrote...

Flammie wrote...
What about trading Urz for an Urz that poops Starbursts and pukes out Salt and Vinegar "Chips"?

...That is an acceptable trade.

(You makin' fun of my American-ness? >_>)

kglaser wrote...

Heh, they're cool kids...after watching some of the elevator conversations from ME1, every time we got in an elevator in real life, for the next 4 months they would automatically arrange themselves in the elevator behind me like your squadmates stand in the game.

(True story. Yes, my kids are already great big dorks like their mom. And I couldn't be more proud!)

Oh my goodness.   Congratulations(?), you have just convinced me that I should reconsider my "children are annoying and I shan't have them" policy.

Nah, it's all good.  Ya just gotta start the in-dork-trination early.

[Cerrydd]

kglaser wrote...

Nah, it's all good.  Ya just gotta start the in-dork-trination early.

If I ever have kids, I'll indorkinate them for certain.

I wonder if people still play ME by the time I'll have kids... Kids shouldn't be missing out on Garrus.

[Xsause]

janeym27 wrote...

Xsause wrote...


*SHEPARD is back on the Citadel, trying to prove to the Councilors once and for all that Reapers do indeed exist. She bravely steps into the hall where the Council is located, followed by GARRUS and MORDIN, victoriously holding up the Harbinger evidence.*

ASARI COUNCILOR: Shepard, this is undeniable proof that -

ANDERSON: OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?

*The camera cuts to Shepard, who is horribly scarred, with red spots and strange scars all over her face.*

ASARI COUNCILOR: *ahem* This is undeniable proof that Reapers -

ANDERSON: No, seriously! It looks horrible! Shepard, tell us what happened, quick!

SHEPARD: Well, I...uh...got into this crazy fight, and-

*SHEPARD looks at GARRUS, who bows his head in shame.*

SHEPARD: ...um, yeah. I'll just go and -

*MORDIN steps forward and clears his throat.*

MORDIN: Allergic reaction obviously caused by ingestion of turian tissue. Told her not to. Ignored my advice. Paid the consequences.

SHEPARD: DAMN YOU AND YOUR BLABBERING MOUTH, MORDIN! NO MORE COFFEE FOR YOU!

*AWKWARD SILENCE.*

GARRUS: Let's just...forget this ever happened.

ASARI COUNCILOR: Yeah, let's.

Turian Councillor raises an eyebrow, winks at Shepard. Garrus looks pissed.

TURIAN COUNCILOR: I'd sure like to dismiss HER claims, if you know what I mean! *wink wink nudge nudge*

*GARRUS stares at him for a few moments, jaw dropping to the floor.*

GARRUS: Yeah, she's kind of my girlfriend now, so...

TURIAN COUNCILOR: SHUT UP! YOU SHALL NOT DENY ME WHAT IS MINE BY RIGHT!

SHEPARD: Uhh, guys? I'm standing right here.

Modifié par Xsause, 09 avril 2010 - 12:17 .

[Mrs Vakarian]

kglaser wrote...

Mrs Vakarian wrote...

kglaser wrote...

I just made let my 2 8-year-olds watch that whole cutscene during Garrus's loyalty mission, starting with walking in on Harkin and ending with "I didn't shoot him."  Am I a terrible parent?  I said, "Guys, you have to see this, it is just so cool!!"
Hey, at least there was no shooting and no swearing.

You're a freaking awesome parent!!! You're kids don't even know how lucky they are!!! Seriously... So jealous... My parents just give me blank stares when I get all excited about Garrus... I'd love it if you adopted me, even though I'm not a kid anymore =P

Aww...c'mon over, there's always room for one more on the elevator 
(um...it'll be shady if you're older than me and I adopt you, however)   Although I very much doubt there are lots of people here older than I am. hehe

And I guess my kids feel lucky they have a hopeless gaming addict for a parent...They went outside to play for 4 straight hours the other day...Guess what I was doing?  And the first guess doesn't count.
Yup, I was holed up in the basement playing games, reading fanfic, and on this board.

Completely unrelated true fact:  I just found out I have a vitamin D deficiency.

YAY I AM LOVED!!! XD

I'm "legally" an adult but I'm still my parents baby... Split custody would be pretty sweet though =P

But just in case I didn't emphasize it enough... YOU ARE AN AWESOME PARENT!!!

[kglaser]

Hopefully someday all this will turn out to be real.

Hey, you guys have never been to Charon, right? Can ya prove it's not a mass relay WELL CAN YA

o_O



OK, I'm better.

[kglaser]

Mrs Vakarian wrote...

But just in case I didn't emphasize it enough... YOU ARE AN AWESOME PARENT!!!

D'awwwwwwwww
But really, I am totally showing my kids this post.  They never believe ME when I say that. :lol:

[Flammie]

This thread is full of awesome parents and cool adults. And a blabbering crazy fan-teen who gets assaulted and coughs too often.

Indorktrination... that is a terrible and funny joke, kglaser. Hard luck with the toddler assault, by the way. I've been getting pestered by him for the past few days.

siltsonata wrote...

Oh my goodness. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/w00t.png[/smilie]  Congratulations(?),
you have just convinced me that I should reconsider my "children are
annoying and I shan't have them" policy.

You've got something like that? I've got a "some children are annoying, and I can't have them anyway," policy.

Xsause wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

Xsause wrote...


*SHEPARD is back on the Citadel, trying to prove to the Councilors once and for all that Reapers do indeed exist. She bravely steps into the hall where the Council is located, followed by GARRUS and MORDIN, victoriously holding up the Harbinger evidence.*

ASARI COUNCILOR: Shepard, this is undeniable proof that -

ANDERSON: OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?

*The camera cuts to Shepard, who is horribly scarred, with red spots and strange scars all over her face.*

ASARI COUNCILOR: *ahem* This is undeniable proof that Reapers -

ANDERSON: No, seriously! It looks horrible! Shepard, tell us what happened, quick!

SHEPARD: Well, I...uh...got into this crazy fight, and-

*SHEPARD looks at GARRUS, who bows his head in shame.*

SHEPARD: ...um, yeah. I'll just go and -

*MORDIN steps forward and clears his throat.*

MORDIN: Allergic reaction obviously caused by ingestion of turian tissue. Told her not to. Ignored my advice. Paid the consequences.

SHEPARD: DAMN YOU AND YOUR BLABBERING MOUTH, MORDIN! NO MORE COFFEE FOR YOU!

*AWKWARD SILENCE.*

GARRUS: Let's just...forget this ever happened.

ASARI COUNCILOR: Yeah, let's.

Turian Councillor raises an eyebrow, winks at Shepard. Garrus looks pissed.

TURIAN COUNCILOR: I'd sure like to dismiss HER claims, if you know what I mean! *wink wink nudge nudge*

*GARRUS stares at him for a few moments, jaw dropping to the floor.*

GARRUS: Yeah, she's kind of my girlfriend now, so...

TURIAN COUNCILOR: SHUT UP! YOU SHALL NOT DENY ME WHAT IS MINE BY RIGHT!

SHEPARD: Uhh, guys? I'm standing right here.

GARRUS: Why should we care, prii-Oh crap, what have I become?!

Modifié par Flammie, 09 avril 2010 - 12:21 .

[Xsause]

SHEPARD: Are you quoting Jacob, Garrus? Heavy risk, but the priiiiiiize - oh, CRAP! Now I'm doing it too!

MORDIN: Might be virus.

TURIAN FROM THAT BACHELOR PARTY: That can't be sanitary.

Modifié par Xsause, 09 avril 2010 - 12:30 .

[janeym27]

Flammie wrote...

Xsause wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

Xsause wrote...


*SHEPARD is back on the Citadel, trying to prove to the Councilors once and for all that Reapers do indeed exist. She bravely steps into the hall where the Council is located, followed by GARRUS and MORDIN, victoriously holding up the Harbinger evidence.*

ASARI COUNCILOR: Shepard, this is undeniable proof that -

ANDERSON: OH MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!?

*The camera cuts to Shepard, who is horribly scarred, with red spots and strange scars all over her face.*

ASARI COUNCILOR: *ahem* This is undeniable proof that Reapers -

ANDERSON: No, seriously! It looks horrible! Shepard, tell us what happened, quick!

SHEPARD: Well, I...uh...got into this crazy fight, and-

*SHEPARD looks at GARRUS, who bows his head in shame.*

SHEPARD: ...um, yeah. I'll just go and -

*MORDIN steps forward and clears his throat.*

MORDIN: Allergic reaction obviously caused by ingestion of turian tissue. Told her not to. Ignored my advice. Paid the consequences.

SHEPARD: DAMN YOU AND YOUR BLABBERING MOUTH, MORDIN! NO MORE COFFEE FOR YOU!

*AWKWARD SILENCE.*

GARRUS: Let's just...forget this ever happened.

ASARI COUNCILOR: Yeah, let's.

Turian Councillor raises an eyebrow, winks at Shepard. Garrus looks pissed.

TURIAN COUNCILOR: I'd sure like to dismiss HER claims, if you know what I mean! *wink wink nudge nudge*

*GARRUS stares at him for a few moments, jaw dropping to the floor.*

GARRUS: Yeah, she's kind of my girlfriend now, so...

TURIAN COUNCILOR: SHUT UP! YOU SHALL NOT DENY ME WHAT IS MINE BY RIGHT!

SHEPARD: Uhh, guys? I'm standing right here.

GARRUS: Why should we care, prii-Oh crap, what have I become?!

Or for the Thane enthusiasts, game opens on Shep tripping balls. The galaxy is destroyed around her. End.

[kglaser]

janeym27 wrote...


Or for the Thane enthusiasts, game opens on Shep tripping balls. The galaxy is destroyed around her. End.

LOL, what a great end to the Thane love scene that'd be...

Shepard, staring at her hand, entranced:  The colors...the colors!!

[Flammie]

kglaser wrote...

Hopefully someday all this will turn out to be real.
Hey, you guys have never been to Charon, right? Can ya prove it's not a mass relay WELL CAN YA
o_O

OK, I'm better.

I can't prove it. Maybe it is? Maybe in the future we will be meeting and having liasons with all sorts of cool aliens, including turians.

kglaser wrote...

janeym27 wrote...


Or for the Thane enthusiasts, game opens on Shep tripping balls. The galaxy is destroyed around her. End.

LOL, what a great end to the Thane love scene that'd be...

Shepard, staring at her hand, entranced:  The colors...the colors!!

Replace Joey with Shepard and Chandler with whoever you want.

Modifié par Flammie, 09 avril 2010 - 12:36 .

[Xsause]

kglaser wrote...

janeym27 wrote...


Or for the Thane enthusiasts, game opens on Shep tripping balls. The galaxy is destroyed around her. End.

LOL, what a great end to the Thane love scene that'd be...

Shepard, staring at her hand, entranced:  The colors...the colors!!

*SHEPARD is preparing to save the galaxy in the final stand against the Reapers. She sits in her quarters for a while. Suddenly, THANE comes in and kisses her passionately for no apparent reason other than to give the romance the closure it needed. But this kiss ain't no ordinary kiss, as SHEPARD soon finds out when they do epic battle against the Reaper fleet*

SHEPARD: TOTALLY RADICAL, DUDE! LIKE, PSYCHEDELIC! AWESOME!

*To Shepard, the Reapers are giant jellyfish with smilies on them, floating softly through the sky. To her, the countless corpses strewn haphazardly across the scorched earth look like cotton candy*

SHEPARD: LOOK AT ME, MOM! I'm the queen of the galaxy!

*cut to THANE, who is standing with MIRANDA as they watch the chaos unfold around them. THANE is smiling wryly while MIRANDA is nothing but horrified at the sight of SHEPARD, totally high, dancing and frolicking happily while people around her die by the thousands.*

MIRANDA: For God's sake, Krios! Next time you're going to make out with someone, please say so in advance!

THANE: I am...terribly sorry, Miss Lawson, but it seems like Shepard...

*THANE puts on his sunglasses, becoming HORATIO THANE*

HORATIO THANE: ...flew a bit too high.  

ENTIRE SQUAD: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

Modifié par Xsause, 09 avril 2010 - 12:45 .

[Cerrydd]

Flammie wrote...

kglaser wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

Or for the Thane enthusiasts, game opens on Shep tripping balls. The galaxy is destroyed around her. End.

LOL, what a great end to the Thane love scene that'd be...

Shepard, staring at her hand, entranced:  The colors...the colors!!

Replace Joey with Shepard and Chandler with whoever you want.

More like this.

But hey, Garrus.

[siltsonata]

kglaser wrote...

Nah, it's all good.  Ya just gotta start the in-dork-trination early.

I will subscribe to kglaser's school of parenting.  Teach me, master. WRITE A BOOK.  

Flammie wrote...



Replace Joey with Shepard and Chandler with whoever you want.

Conrad Verner. 

[kglaser]

XSause....just SO...much...WIN!!

and the David Caruso smiley

WAAAHHHHHHHHH


eta: oh snap, just noticed. "Horatio THANE" WAAHAAHA

Modifié par kglaser, 09 avril 2010 - 12:42 .

[Flammie]

...Alright, I think, mind, I think, kglaser's gone loopy. Who can drive her to the mental instituition?

Modifié par Flammie, 09 avril 2010 - 12:51 .

[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...

...Alright, I think, mind, I think, kglaser's gone loopy. Who can drive her to the mental instituition?

(Ash from Pokemon voice)

"Flammie...I choose YOU!"



ok maybe I should take a break from...NAAHHH

[Xsause]

Flammie wrote...

...Alright, I think, mind, I think, kglaser's gone loopy. Who can drive her to the mental instituition?

GARRUS: QUICK! TO THE ARCHANGELMOBILE!

[Flammie]

Pokemon?! Flammie's a freaking faerie dragon!!

...Alright, that makes me seem worse.

...



Need more Garrus.

[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...

Pokemon?! Flammie's a freaking faerie dragon!!

...Alright, that makes me seem worse.

...



Need more Garrus.

That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.