Garrus Love and Adoration v.2
#901
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:03
On a related note, I told my friend Jason to get the game and I told him how he looks like Jacob. (except he is 100% more awesome than Jacob).
His response? "He must be devilishly handsome.", and he gives me this sly smile. I couldn't help but lmao.
#902
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:07
snu55lepuff wrote...
Was daydreaming a bit today. Apparently Zaeed likes to lecture me in my sleep. Here's what I can remember...
(In Zaeed's voice)
Thinking of starting your own little mercenary gang, eh? Well, let me stop you right there before you get carried off by your big, goddamn, dreams.
Until you get so big you've got 'expendables', you don't mix species in squads. Especially Batarians. EVAH. Bloody terrible waste of resources. It's bad blood, bad business, and especially bad for combat. Too many tensions. Gets folks stressed.
So, remember. No Batarians. But, if you must, keep Batarian with Batarian.
And keep Turian with Turian.
And Human with Human.
No good ever came from having a Human fightin' alongside a Turian...well, execept this one time....
Raiding the Collector base. Yeah, no *a*. *THE*. Through the Omega Relay we did. Gotta play hero for a lot of humans. *Lot* of nasty tech out theah. Mission was Cerberus, though, so the pay was above average.
Skip to the point: So, we fight our little way in, and some turian takes a round in the gut. No big deal, I've had team leadahs go a *lot* worse. But, the commandah practiaclly knocks me down to get to 'im. Nasty crack in the armah, b ut I guess it didn't punch through. Never thought I'd see a human tend to a turian...
Yeah, she had a soft spot alright, but still damned tough. Flicks her wrist and those bugs wouldn't know what hit 'em! And reliable too! Helped me, ah, take care of an old friend.
But, yeah, collector base. So, we're blowing it to hell and what not, just me, her, and the Turian. Everyone else is already on our getaway. Pilot's laying down some cover fire for us. I hop on. Big blue hops on. But, we look back and there's a big goddamn gap where a platform used to be.
She's a fighter though. The commander jumps, gets a hand on the docking bay , but it's the Turian that helps her up! They called 'im Archangel for a reason, heh. Then I saw 'em...nah that's personal, not business. Turns out they were lovers, though. Hah! They're still out there. Toughest sonsa****es I ever met. Hope they got a happy ending. She helped me get mine....
Look at me, waxin' goddamn nostalgic. What were we discussin'?
Batarians, right. Don't trust 'em.
Talk later?
THIS
#903
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:07
Remaix wrote...
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Well, someone had to...
mwahahaha, I was so waiting for that... Now he just needs a mustache and a cigar and he can be a vid star
#904
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:09
Sialater wrote...
And what are those of us who can't draw supposed to do?
FAAAAAAAKE it? I dunno! Talk to meh!
#905
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:13
Right -.-
#906
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:13
Von Verrikan wrote...
The turian suit will have a monocle? I forgotIsnt it just Garrus who has one, though? Or are there other turians who have them? I'd hate to think people would assume my turian costume is trying to be Garrus without being garrus, so to speak
It's just a targeting monocle. If we're building gun replicas and the armor as well as doing civvies, why not go for variety? Remember that little LED plastic piece I showed you? I can work with that. It won't rotate, of course, but it'll light up and look right.
#907
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:15
Sorry, it's nearing sleepy time for me. I should prolly hush until tomorrow
#908
Guest_Umanix_*
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:16
Guest_Umanix_*
Ms Cherissa wrote...
FAAAAAAAKE it? I dunno! Talk to meh!
...I've been gone from this thread too long.
Now that UNLULZ have been had, I bring a present (I think--unless it's already been posted. Then it's just...um, sugary Garrus goodness?).

I MUST HAVE IT.
If you have a devArt account, be sure to give Nick-McD props for this.
#909
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:16
snu55lepuff wrote...
(In Zaeed's voice)
That was one of the finest short pieces of fic I've read in AGES. Seriously epic.
#910
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:18
Nightfire78 wrote...
Wait! I have a brilliant monocle idea!... It should look like it looks now, except different! Hah! Damn I'm good.
Sorry, it's nearing sleepy time for me. I should prolly hush until tomorrow
Nightfire78, hon, I can hurt you.
#911
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:19
Umanix wrote...
Ms Cherissa wrote...
FAAAAAAAKE it? I dunno! Talk to meh!
...I've been gone from this thread too long.
Now that UNLULZ have been had, I bring a present (I think--unless it's already been posted. Then it's just...um, sugary Garrus goodness?).
I MUST HAVE IT.
If you have a devArt account, be sure to give Nick-McD props for this.
Sooooooo cute. I must haves it too!
#912
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:22
Ms Cherissa wrote...
Von Verrikan wrote...
The turian suit will have a monocle? I forgotIsnt it just Garrus who has one, though? Or are there other turians who have them? I'd hate to think people would assume my turian costume is trying to be Garrus without being garrus, so to speak
It's just a targeting monocle. If we're building gun replicas and the armor as well as doing civvies, why not go for variety? Remember that little LED plastic piece I showed you? I can work with that. It won't rotate, of course, but it'll light up and look right.
Very good point! <3
And you know something that would actually sell very well? A patch in Garrus Arcangel style. You know, his little arcangel emblem thingy on his arm. I know everyone here would want one
Modifié par Von Verrikan, 23 février 2010 - 09:23 .
#913
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:23
Umanix wrote...
...I've been gone from this thread too long.
Now that UNLULZ have been had, I bring a present (I think--unless it's already been posted. Then it's just...um, sugary Garrus goodness?).
I MUST HAVE IT.
If you have a devArt account, be sure to give Nick-McD props for this.
OWH MAI GAHWD.
#914
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:32
I must confess, I played through virtually all of ME2 with Garrus and Tali by my side.
...after replaying ME1 with Garrus and Tali by my side.
...There sure as hell better be an option to play through all of ME3 with Garrus and Tali by my side.
#915
Guest_Meta Ray Mek_*
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:43
Guest_Meta Ray Mek_*
Also as an aside, I'm really beginning to loathe the recruitment mission, if for the second shutter you have to close /w the Blood Pack people. I've got Zaeed and Jack (though Zaeed is staying behind with Garrus) and my Shep this time is an Engineer... I'd hate to leave Garrus all alone, but I've died at least 4-5 times now. D;
#916
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:47
Von Verrikan wrote...
Very good point! <3
And you know something that would actually sell very well? A patch in Garrus Arcangel style. You know, his little arcangel emblem thingy on his arm. I know everyone here would want one
That's apparently a RL law enforcement/military standard design, or a combo of images commonly used, including the stylized bird and the two bars. I haven't image-searched it yet but I'm guessing a patch like it exists.
#917
Guest_Meta Ray Mek_*
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:51
Guest_Meta Ray Mek_*
Only problem is that it'd be too similar to Phoenix's emblem (Phoenix as in from the X-Men) and seeing as Jean Grey will always be my #1 favorite character in the history of fiction... sorry Garrus, I'll find something else from you to make a decal out of. (Face tat, maybe?)
#918
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:53
Meta Ray Mek wrote...
That is SO cute.
Also as an aside, I'm really beginning to loathe the recruitment mission, if for the second shutter you have to close /w the Blood Pack people. I've got Zaeed and Jack (though Zaeed is staying behind with Garrus) and my Shep this time is an Engineer... I'd hate to leave Garrus all alone, but I've died at least 4-5 times now. D;
Closing the shutters can be really tough if you leave someone with Garrus. I don't know how many times I died trying to close the last shutter on insanity ... But I really like how he says "Damnit Shepard, what's taking you so long" with a hint of worry in his voice <3
#919
Posté 23 février 2010 - 09:54
Ms Cherissa wrote...
That's apparently a RL law enforcement/military standard design, or a combo of images commonly used, including the stylized bird and the two bars. I haven't image-searched it yet but I'm guessing a patch like it exists.
No way.
#920
Posté 23 février 2010 - 10:00
Honigkuchenpferd87 wrote...
Meta Ray Mek wrote...
That is SO cute.
Also as an aside, I'm really beginning to loathe the recruitment mission, if for the second shutter you have to close /w the Blood Pack people. I've got Zaeed and Jack (though Zaeed is staying behind with Garrus) and my Shep this time is an Engineer... I'd hate to leave Garrus all alone, but I've died at least 4-5 times now. D;
Closing the shutters can be really tough if you leave someone with Garrus. I don't know how many times I died trying to close the last shutter on insanity ... But I really like how he says "Damnit Shepard, what's taking you so long" with a hint of worry in his voice <3
Hmm, sounds like I'm going to have trouble when I do insanity with my soldier. I hope things don't get too bad for him to say that. I don't like when Garrus blames himself and worries about everything he's done.
#921
Posté 23 février 2010 - 10:01
Actually, there's a running joke among my Shepards... they all voted Shepard #4 "most likely to turn into Saren". xD
Garrus... plushie?
#922
Posté 23 février 2010 - 10:04
Splinter Cell 108 wrote...
Hmm, sounds like I'm going to have trouble when I do insanity with my soldier. I hope things don't get too bad for him to say that. I don't like when Garrus blames himself and worries about everything he's done.
No no, you should be ok. I really suck at shooters (ME 2 is like the second shooter I've ever played) and still manage to beat the mission. Just expect to die often, lol.
#923
Guest_Umanix_*
Posté 23 février 2010 - 10:08
Guest_Umanix_*
Honigkuchenpferd87 wrote...
Meta Ray Mek wrote...
That is SO cute.
Also as an aside, I'm really beginning to loathe the recruitment mission, if for the second shutter you have to close /w the Blood Pack people. I've got Zaeed and Jack (though Zaeed is staying behind with Garrus) and my Shep this time is an Engineer... I'd hate to leave Garrus all alone, but I've died at least 4-5 times now. D;
Closing the shutters can be really tough if you leave someone with Garrus. I don't know how many times I died trying to close the last shutter on insanity ... But I really like how he says "Damnit Shepard, what's taking you so long" with a hint of worry in his voice <3
Oh man, the recruitment mission on Insanity is INSANE. I just finished it last night--good NIGHT it was rough. Fem!Shep would be hiding behind crates so she wouldn't be shotgunned to the face, but then Garrus would say something like: "Oh hay Shepard, um, things are getting intense up here." And then his life bar would go down a little, and I'd have my Fem!Shep go Rambo and say something super heroic like "I'll save you Garrus!" She'd then jump out of cover only to be shotgunned by a damn krogan.
Damn you, Garrus. Be a man and have your health-regen so Fem!Shep doesn't have to be shotgunned worrying about you.
Also: I support Archangel emblem for laptop. <3
#924
Posté 23 février 2010 - 10:15
Umanix wrote...
Oh man, the recruitment mission on Insanity is INSANE. I just finished it last night--good NIGHT it was rough. Fem!Shep would be hiding behind crates so she wouldn't be shotgunned to the face, but then Garrus would say something like: "Oh hay Shepard, um, things are getting intense up here." And then his life bar would go down a little, and I'd have my Fem!Shep go Rambo and say something super heroic like "I'll save you Garrus!" She'd then jump out of cover only to be shotgunned by a damn krogan.
Damn you, Garrus. Be a man and have your health-regen so Fem!Shep doesn't have to be shotgunned worrying about you.
Also: I support Archangel emblem for laptop. <3
I know exactly what you mean
#925
Posté 23 février 2010 - 10:15
Umanix wrote...
Oh man, the recruitment mission on Insanity is INSANE. I just finished it last night--good NIGHT it was rough. Fem!Shep would be hiding behind crates so she wouldn't be shotgunned to the face, but then Garrus would say something like: "Oh hay Shepard, um, things are getting intense up here." And then his life bar would go down a little, and I'd have my Fem!Shep go Rambo and say something super heroic like "I'll save you Garrus!" She'd then jump out of cover only to be shotgunned by a damn krogan.
Damn you, Garrus. Be a man and have your health-regen so Fem!Shep doesn't have to be shotgunned worrying about you.
I had the exact same experience...only I was playing on Casual.<_< I'm really really really really bad at shooters, ok? I'm only in it for the characters and the story.
And it's hard to ignore Garrus when he's saying things like that! It screws with my judgement!




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