QUIT SENDING ME TO PLACES!!!! GRAGAGH!!!! BACK AND FORTH FROM SPACE CAMP AND NOW TO CANADA?!
*cough* I apologise for that outburst.
I actually got an email from Shep's mum about being alive. Pretty funny, actually. I think we've got a lot of parent skits in this thread, actually, apart from Garrus's dad.
Mother: Shepard, sweetie, you really should start going out with someone, it won't do to just save the galaxy, you need a loving, supporting husband.
Shepard: Mother... I am... in a relationship.
Mother: Aww, really? Why didn't you tell me? That's great news! Who is it? I bet it's that lovely Lieutenant Kaidan Alenko guy you worked with. I really liked him, he was a nice person. It's him, isn't it?
Shepard: No, mother, he's dead. It's... Garrus Vakarian
Mother: Garrus? He sounds like a nice human, I hope he treats you well.
Shepard: Garrus is a turian.
Mother: A turian? Let me guess, blind date?
Shepard: ...
Mother: Well, I tell you young lady, that won't do, I say break it up with him, a turian can't support you or give you babies.
Shepard: Why is it all about the babies, mother?
Mother: Because the-
Garrus: Your door isn't soundproof
Modifié par Flammie, 12 avril 2010 - 11:45 .