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[T3hMerc]

Cerrydd wrote...

MidnightSG wrote...



New one
omg can I ninja that blue shirt?

Two words. Phone. Sex.

Haahaahaahaa. Silly me.

Also:



Edible Garrus. (found here)

Do. Not. Ingest

[MarginalBeast]

...That cake is awesome!

[Kim Shepard]

My main Shepard is very lucky with the family I made up for her. xD

Uncle: So, you and Garrus finally got together, eh? Good for you!

Aunt: *hugs Shepard* I'm so happy for you! I knew you guys would end up together.

Cousin #1: Did you set the date yet? Let's pick out your wedding armor!

Cousin #2: I suggest a space wedding!

Brother: *laughs* Well, it's about time! I kept dropping hints, but you were both so clueless in ME1.

Godfather: Let the record show that I gave them the advice that got them to officially hook up. No, not the wine and mood music - that was all Mordin.

It's Garrus' family she'll have to worry about. (It would be nice to see Garrus' father in ME3...)



Garrus cake! xD That should have been Shepard's birthday cake.

[Re_spawNZ7]

Mmmmm....tastes like sugar....and *apparently* so does Garrus!

[Splinter Cell 108]

I wonder how much time it took for the person who did it to do it. It's amazing, it's almost too bad that someone will have to eat it and ruin the figures and the cake itself.

As for Garrus' father I hope he appears in ME3. I'd like him to get involved at least with Shepards that romanced Garrus. Álthough that doesn't mean BioWare can make him less interesting for male characters. I liked his romance and all but male Shepard don't get to talk to him a lot in ME2.

Modifié par Splinter Cell 108, 13 avril 2010 - 03:08 .

[Shazzammer2]

Hello everyone. Just wanted to drop by and say ... Garrus posted in the Tali 4.0 thread.

[Collider]

Shazzammer...there's some bad roleplaying going on there. I don't recommend going there.

[Shazzammer2]

Collider wrote...

Shazzammer...there's some bad roleplaying going on there. I don't recommend going there.

I know !

But its funny to watch everyone's reaction. Egad .. not sure whether to laugh or be spooked.

[Collider]

Spooked. It's scary.

[Ray Joel Oh]

WHY WHO IS THIS HANDSOME NON-MONSTROUS FELLOW RIGHT HERE IN HIS NON-ROCKETED ARMOR AND BEER-BONGLESS HEAD?





AND WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS HE DOING TO THANE?

[Collider]

Nooo Garrus don't do it...

[Twilight_Princess]

kglaser wrote...

Kotori Ky wrote...

I would adore BW forever and name someone else's babies after them if they let us meet PapaVakarian and have SOME kind of LI option come up. Pleeeeeeeeeeease, BW? Love you long time? /puppy eyes

Haa, I was thinking this on the way back from the store today.  Even if just a short cameo, like a video message or something, would be win for me.

Me: ...and I want a papa Vakarian cameo, an "I love you" or a variant thereof, scenes depicting romance and sexy time and a shirtless Garrus please.

Mall Santa: ...What the F**K are you talking about?

Me: Look, It’s a known FACT that Bioware listens to their fans for ideas, I'm just making this part of your job easy for you. Think Bioware’s rich now? Trust me, you animate that sparring session I discussed with you earlier and your sales will TRIPLE. Garrus Fangirls could be your gravy train Steven, all I’m asking for a small percentage of the sales and Brandon Keener’s voice on my answering machine.

Mall Santa: For the last time lady, I'm NOT a Bioware executive. And my name isn’t Steven.

Me: Are... are you sure?

Mall Santa: Yes.

Me: Because I could have sworn-

Mall Santa: No, I'm clearly Santa Claus.

Me: Ah, then you'll have to forgive me good sir, I'm very, very drunk.  Apparently excessive drinking makes me pitch Mass Effect ideas to perfect strangers.

Mall Santa: Charming, Now can you PLEASE get off my knee and take your crazy obsession with this Garath-

Me: Garrus.

Mall Santa: -Whatever, somewhere far, FAR away from me. You have asked for things that will no doubt haunt me the rest of my life and I don't even know what a "turian" is...plus you're frightening the children.

(motions to a line of scared and very confused kids)

Confused child: *tilts head* Crazy lady , what’s "madibles"?

Me: That's mandibles sweetie. You know those flappy, pointy mouth things that bugs have.

Confused child: You mean you like a giant bug????!

Me: Noooooo! *chuckles* that’s absurd sweetie...no, he's an alien lizard-man with a sniper rifle.

Mall Santa: You have to leave now.

Me:  Well! Then I shall take my ideas and Jack Daniels elsewhere, good day to you sir!
 
Narrator:*closes book* and so she did. Thanks to that Bioware executive who turned out to be just a guy dressed as Santa, Hyrulegal realized she needed an output for her crazy that didn’t frighten the elderly or small children. She decided to join various forums on the internets where she could type about her Garrus obsession AND drink heavily in her own home without getting in trouble with the police. Her booze-fuelled ideas and skits (that were at times very out of context and made no sense) were greatly appreciated by at least 3 people…1 being herself. THE END.

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 13 avril 2010 - 03:25 .

[Sky Shadowing]

GARRUS FANS, RALLY TO THE TALI THREAD! BIOWARE EMPLOYEES POSTING UNDER USERNAMES LIKE "MIRANDA LAWSON" AND "GARRUS VAKARIAN"!!!!

[Collider]

Uh, I severely doubt they're bioware employees. Seriously, don't go there.

[kglaser]

MidnightSG wrote...

Heey, not too bad

[kglaser]

Cerrydd wrote...

Two words. Phone. Sex.

Haahaahaahaa. Silly me.

OK, don't go there.

Oh, wait.  You totally did.

[kglaser]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

Hello everyone. Just wanted to drop by and say ... Garrus posted in the Tali 4.0 thread.

Total awesomeness...the two coolest characters intersecting

[kglaser]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

Me: Ah, then you'll have to forgive me good sir, I'm very, very drunk.

This is completely hilarious.  Please marry me.

[Kim Shepard]

Well, Garrus' father wouldn't want him working with a human spectre, so it would be fun for all Shepards. xD Even more so if Shepard romanced him.



@Ray Joe Oh: Awesome, you fixed Garrus! Monster Garrus was fun while it lasted though.



I've seen the Tali thread... and somehow, I don't think that actual BioWare employees would type "Wrex Urdnot" instead of "Urdnot Wrex" (same for Grunt).

[silentstephi]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

AND WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS HE DOING TO THANE?

Ray...
ilu
haz my babies?
Plz?

(cannotstoplaughingomgmysideshurtwhyisthisgivingmeficideasgetthebrainbleachSTAT)

[Shazzammer2]

guys may I stay over here for a sec. The fans are umm..starting to creep me out a little.

[Collider]

Garrus thread ftw

[kglaser]

Shazzammer2 wrote...

guys may I stay over here for a sec. The fans are umm..starting to creep me out a little.

oh, dear...and yes, all are welcome in the Garrus thread..as long as you like teh awesomesauce that is Garrus :happy:

[kglaser]

Collider wrote...

Garrus thread ftw

Heavy risk.