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[Brian619]

siltsonata wrote...

I also think Bioware made the greatest mistake of all time for not putting in a *brofist* option for MSheps after he tells Reach and Flexibility story. Biggest mistake. OF. ALL. TIME.

They gave Jacob *brohug* instead and left nothing for Garrus <_< except  "Can it wait for a bit? i'm in the middle of some calibrations".  Bigger BIGGEST mistake!!!

Modifié par Brian619, 14 avril 2010 - 07:18 .

[danitiwa]

CREEPY SHEPARD REQUESTS THE FIST OF BROS

Modifié par danitiwa, 14 avril 2010 - 07:18 .

[Xsause]

danitiwa wrote...

lol. Male shepard listens to Garrus' story.
[Story finishes]
"Garrus, sounds like you got some action of two kinds!" *wiggles eyebrows*

*creepy-ass shepard smile*

I'm still planning a fanfic where Male Shepard does the exact thing Female Shepard romancing Garrus does. With an appropriate reaction from Garrus.

"What if we skipped right to the tiebreaker? We could test your reach, and my flexibility."

"I'm not sure if - wait, WHAT!?"

It will be glorious.

[Brian619]

REQUEST ACCEPTED. *Fist in The Face*

[Brian619]

Xsause wrote...

I'm still planning a fanfic where Male Shepard does the exact thing Female Shepard romancing Garrus does. With an appropriate reaction from Garrus.

"What if we skipped right to the tiebreaker? We could test your reach, and my flexibility."

"I'm not sure if - wait, WHAT!?"

It will be glorious.

that will be totaly awesome and hilarious!!! you got my full support on writting that fic! be sure to tell me once u finished it

[Cerrydd]

Xsause wrote...

I'm still planning a fanfic where Male Shepard does the exact thing Female Shepard romancing Garrus does. With an appropriate reaction from Garrus.

"What if we skipped right to the tiebreaker? We could test your reach, and my flexibility."

"I'm not sure if - wait, WHAT!?"

It will be glorious.

More like:

Garrus: "Blah.. reach.. blabla.. flexibility... More than one way to relieve stress, I guess."
ManShep: "You seem a little tense, Garrus. Maybe we could relieve stress together."
Garrus: "Shepard, what the hell are you thinking?! I don't swing that way!"
ManShep: "Geez, I was talking about sparring. Didn't know you had a dirty mind like that, Garrus."
Garrus: *awkward silence*

[Flammie]

silentstephi wrote...




has really pretty eyes.
Yea, I know, it's a repost, but they're really pretty. /stares all dreamy like...

I would so love to wake up or regain consciousness with that being the first thing I see. Yes, his eyes are pretty. And dreamy.

Dammit silentstephi, you're slowly going to dominate my computer with Garrusness...

Collider wrote...

I will forever associate Flammie with a chicken.

...

Oh, it's so nice to be recognised. Just be lucky I can't use this as my avatar:



No idea why I decided to find it.

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

No one suspects the quiet ones.

Um... you all... already know that? *quickly hides knife*

[Brian619]

Cerrydd wrote...

More like:

Garrus: "Blah.. reach..
blabla.. flexibility... More than one way to relieve stress, I guess."
ManShep:
"You seem a little tense, Garrus. Maybe we could relieve stress
together."
Garrus: "Shepard, what the hell are you thinking?! I don't
swing that way!"
ManShep: "Geez, I was talking about sparring.
Didn't know you had a dirty mind like that, Garrus."
Garrus: *awkward
silence*

I can imagine Garrus facepalm himself shortly afterward. >=D

Modifié par Brian619, 14 avril 2010 - 07:30 .

[danitiwa]

My friends are getting sick of me blabbering on about aliens around them. XD

lmao male shep romance talk.

HOLY **** 'dose eyes. ;___; So freaking gorgeous.

Modifié par danitiwa, 14 avril 2010 - 07:31 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

Alright I am still here because I can't leave

I thought it would be funny if he reacted that way regardless of Shep's gender. Just like. "What? Ew. EWWWWWWW. SHEPARD NOOOOO. You're a human, that's really gross."

And then he files a sexual harrassment suit.

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 14 avril 2010 - 07:32 .

[danitiwa]

Shepard (and me): D: WHY?

[Ray Joel Oh]

Because we are squishy hairy humans and that's gross.

[Xsause]

Brian619 wrote...

Xsause wrote...

I'm still planning a fanfic where Male Shepard does the exact thing Female Shepard romancing Garrus does. With an appropriate reaction from Garrus.

"What if we skipped right to the tiebreaker? We could test your reach, and my flexibility."

"I'm not sure if - wait, WHAT!?"

It will be glorious.

{smilie} that will be totaly awesome and hilarious!!! you got my full support on writting that fic! be sure to tell me once u finished it {smilie}

Thanks for the support, I think I'll need it.

It'll be part of my "John Shepard Romances The Galaxy"  fic, which has male Shepard in all kinds of absolutely horrifying crack pairing situations. Right now, it has two chapters, one for MShepxThane, one for MShepxWrex. One for MShepxMordin is in the making, too. And, if you're feeling brave, you can also request crack pairings. Seriously, I have an open MaleShepxTurian Councilor request that I intend to fill as soon as possible.

[silentstephi]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Alright I am still here because I can't leave

I thought it would be funny if he reacted that way regardless of Shep's gender. Just like. "What? Ew. EWWWWWWW. SHEPARD NOOOOO. You're a human, that's really gross."

And then he files a sexual harrassment suit.

That would have been the ultimate letdown.
If that had actually happened, I'm not sure if I'd have laughed my @ss off, or nerdraged on my my Xbox.
Probably the latter.
ULTIMATE ****TEASE. -.-

[Flammie]

But he's a cute, sexy turian and that's hot. What more can a girl want?

[Cerrydd]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

And then he files a sexual harrassment suit.

Too much paperwork. He will snipe you. SCOPED AND DROPPED.

[Ray Joel Oh]

"No more bad dreams."

[Brian619]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Because we are squishy hairy humans
and that's gross.

We can shave and go to gym to build up some muscles...

Modifié par Brian619, 14 avril 2010 - 07:37 .

[Flammie]

"One less to worry about"

[silentstephi]

...

Two months later. I get it now BioWare.

Shepard died... and the first place you send him/her is 'Afterlife' to look for the 'Archangel'.

I swear, these catch up to me at the funniest times.

/facepalm

[Flammie]

...What? I never thought of that before...



...*falls down in one's own ineptitude*

[danitiwa]

CHAFING FLAMMIE, CHAFING :B



http://ghostfire.dev...AFING-156881524

Modifié par danitiwa, 14 avril 2010 - 07:39 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

Maybe roll around in plaster. I WILL BE BEAUTIFUL FOR YOU, GARRUS. Maybe then he'd toss you a pity f***. If he's drunk enough.

[Xsause]

I'll just leave this here:



Not mine, BTW.

Modifié par Xsause, 14 avril 2010 - 07:39 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

Xsause wrote...

I'll just leave this here:

Daw :3