Sialater wrote...
enormousmoonboots wrote...
Technically speaking, all gemstones are rocks. Can't blame the poor guy for getting confused.
aynxalot wrote...
Shep:"....It's a...rock."
Garrus: "Yeah." *Rubs the back of his neck; clears his throat*
Shep:"Er, thank you...?"
Garrus:"Do you like it? I looked everywhere for just the right one."
Shep:*Crap- I knew I shoulda watched the vids!* "It's a very pretty rock, Garrus."
Garrus:"So....is that a 'yes'?"
Shep: O_O "Uh.....what?"
Garrus:......"I missed something in translation again, didn't I?"
Shep:"Yeah. Definitely."
"You gave a rock to me."
"...It was a big rock!"
that is one of my favorite jokes okay, i don't care if the context is wrong
Well.... a diamond IS a big rock....
Meanwhile, on the bridge-
Garrus: "Joker."
*Jokers is on the verge of tears holding back laughter*
Garrus: "Did you or did you not say that when a human woman wants a committment from a man, he gives her a "nice rock"?
Jaoker: "Look, you totally had this coming. There are things I could've gone my whole life without knowing, and you and Shepard being a thing is one of them. I need some way to distract myself from the horror."
Modifié par aynxalot, 16 avril 2010 - 08:21 .