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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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Flammie wrote...

I guess Mordin does make her smile, too, but I always think about how serious Mordin is, especially when talking about the genophage.


Mordin gets a lot better after you deal with Maelon.

You'll be singing "Scientist Salarian" all day long. I wish they'd put it on the soundtrack.  :whistle:

On a side-note, this thread is giving me AWESOME ideas for future Fail for the Lost (link in sig) chapters.  B)

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siltsonata wrote...

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

His omega team died right before all the mercs swarmed in on him. He got ratted out by one of his squad and that guy ran away, the mercs swarmed into his headquarters and killed his entire team, and when he got back thats when all the shooting started. He was pretty much ready to die, but then when you came back that gave him a reason to live, which is why instead of letting himself die after getting hit by the missle he gasped for breath, trying to live one more time to help his old friend.


...ILU.  That was so nicely said:wub:.


Seconded.  Great synopsis.

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Technically speaking, all gemstones are rocks. Can't blame the poor guy for getting confused.

aynxalot wrote...

Shep:"....It's a...rock."
Garrus: "Yeah." *Rubs the back of his neck; clears his throat*
Shep:"Er, thank you...?"
Garrus:"Do you like it? I looked everywhere for just the right one."
Shep:*Crap- I knew I shoulda watched the vids!* "It's a very pretty rock, Garrus."
Garrus:"So....is that a 'yes'?"
Shep: O_O "Uh.....what?"
Garrus:......"I missed something in translation again, didn't I?"
Shep:"Yeah. Definitely."

"You gave a rock to me."
"...It was a big rock!"

that is one of my favorite jokes okay, i don't care if the context is wrong

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janeym27 wrote...

aynxalot wrote...

Flammie wrote...

Oh, obviously there are some things for the mating process that you wouldn't import, wasn't aware of the bowing, but I can't really see that happening, especially between Shepard and Garrus.

But yeah, I think less of a head bump and more of a head rub would have been more intimate. Passion's nice, but intimacy can be deeper.

No idea who you're aiming that at and what for, Ray Joel Oh.

I can't be alcoholic. Actually, I could, but I doubt any of you would support that notion. Though, I guess I actually fall out of that Motivational's radar.


I was kinda the opposite....I'll settle for the sweet scene in ME2 because really it amkes sense for now, but in ME3 I better see some ME1-scale passion, dagnabit. I was lukewarm about the Kaidan romance but the love scene itself was pretty yum. I mean, the *Grab**Omnomnom*. You may not be able to make out with Garrus but we should have at least something similar- they're a battle couple, for crap's sake.

Ray: You made me LOL. Yeah, humans give rings for love/engagement, it would be so hilariously adorkable if Garrus came up to her mid-game all awkward and pressed something into her hand.

Shep:"....It's a...rock."
Garrus: "Yeah." *Rubs the back of his neck; clears his throat*
Shep:"Er, thank you...?"
Garrus:"Do you like it? I looked everywhere for just the right one."
Shep:*Crap- I knew I shoulda watched the vids!* "It's a very pretty rock, Garrus."
Garrus:"So....is that a 'yes'?"
Shep: O_O "Uh.....what?"
Garrus:......"I missed something in translation again, didn't I?"
Shep:"Yeah. Definitely."


^^ WIN :wub:

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I find it amazing that champange still exsists hundreds of years into the future.

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enormousmoonboots wrote...

Technically speaking, all gemstones are rocks. Can't blame the poor guy for getting confused.

aynxalot wrote...

Shep:"....It's a...rock."
Garrus: "Yeah." *Rubs the back of his neck; clears his throat*
Shep:"Er, thank you...?"
Garrus:"Do you like it? I looked everywhere for just the right one."
Shep:*Crap- I knew I shoulda watched the vids!* "It's a very pretty rock, Garrus."
Garrus:"So....is that a 'yes'?"
Shep: O_O "Uh.....what?"
Garrus:......"I missed something in translation again, didn't I?"
Shep:"Yeah. Definitely."

"You gave a rock to me."
"...It was a big rock!"

that is one of my favorite jokes okay, i don't care if the context is wrong



Well.... a diamond IS a big rock....

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It's only two hundred years. Champagne has already been around for longer than that. Nice to know that that area of France is still in good enough condition to support vineyards, though!

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 16 avril 2010 - 08:19 .


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Correction. It's a big SHINY rock.

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Sialater wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Technically speaking, all gemstones are rocks. Can't blame the poor guy for getting confused.

aynxalot wrote...

Shep:"....It's a...rock."
Garrus: "Yeah." *Rubs the back of his neck; clears his throat*
Shep:"Er, thank you...?"
Garrus:"Do you like it? I looked everywhere for just the right one."
Shep:*Crap- I knew I shoulda watched the vids!* "It's a very pretty rock, Garrus."
Garrus:"So....is that a 'yes'?"
Shep: O_O "Uh.....what?"
Garrus:......"I missed something in translation again, didn't I?"
Shep:"Yeah. Definitely."

"You gave a rock to me."
"...It was a big rock!"

that is one of my favorite jokes okay, i don't care if the context is wrong



Well.... a diamond IS a big rock....


Meanwhile, on the bridge-

Garrus: "Joker."
*Jokers is on the verge of tears holding back laughter*
Garrus: "Did you or did you not say that when a human woman wants a committment from a man, he gives her a "nice rock"?
Jaoker: "Look, you totally had this coming. There are things I could've gone my whole life without knowing, and you and Shepard being a thing is one of them. I need some way to distract myself from the horror."

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Sialater wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Technically speaking, all gemstones are rocks. Can't blame the poor guy for getting confused.

aynxalot wrote...

Shep:"....It's a...rock."
Garrus: "Yeah." *Rubs the back of his neck; clears his throat*
Shep:"Er, thank you...?"
Garrus:"Do you like it? I looked everywhere for just the right one."
Shep:*Crap- I knew I shoulda watched the vids!* "It's a very pretty rock, Garrus."
Garrus:"So....is that a 'yes'?"
Shep: O_O "Uh.....what?"
Garrus:......"I missed something in translation again, didn't I?"
Shep:"Yeah. Definitely."

"You gave a rock to me."
"...It was a big rock!"

that is one of my favorite jokes okay, i don't care if the context is wrong



Well.... a diamond IS a big rock....


It's very 'The Pebble and the Penguin. lol

This whole thing has me imagining Garrus on a rocky beach somewhere during shore leave, picking up stones and tossing them aside for hours, trying to find the perfect one...

"Nope, too small. No, too pointy. Nuh-uh, too covered in grease... human mating customs are hard!"

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aynxalot wrote...

Sialater wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...

Technically speaking, all gemstones are rocks. Can't blame the poor guy for getting confused.

aynxalot wrote...

Shep:"....It's a...rock."
Garrus: "Yeah." *Rubs the back of his neck; clears his throat*
Shep:"Er, thank you...?"
Garrus:"Do you like it? I looked everywhere for just the right one."
Shep:*Crap- I knew I shoulda watched the vids!* "It's a very pretty rock, Garrus."
Garrus:"So....is that a 'yes'?"
Shep: O_O "Uh.....what?"
Garrus:......"I missed something in translation again, didn't I?"
Shep:"Yeah. Definitely."

"You gave a rock to me."
"...It was a big rock!"

that is one of my favorite jokes okay, i don't care if the context is wrong



Well.... a diamond IS a big rock....


Meanwhile, on the bridge-

Garrus: "Joker."
*Jokers is on the verge of tears holding back laughter*
Garrus: "Did you or did you not say that when a human woman wants a committment from a man, he gives her a "nice rock"?
Jaoker: "Look, you totally had this coming. There are things I could've gone my whole life without knowing, and you and Shepard being a thing is one of them. I need some way to distract myself from the horror."



Oh. My. God.  I'm totally dying imagining that conversation.  I can't stop giggling.

#11361
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janeym27 wrote...

Sialater wrote...

enormousmoonboots wrote...
Technically speaking, all gemstones are rocks. Can't blame the poor guy for getting confused.

aynxalot wrote...
Shep:"....It's a...rock."
Garrus: "Yeah." *Rubs the back of his neck; clears his throat*
Shep:"Er, thank you...?"
Garrus:"Do you like it? I looked everywhere for just the right one."
Shep:*Crap- I knew I shoulda watched the vids!* "It's a very pretty rock, Garrus."
Garrus:"So....is that a 'yes'?"
Shep: O_O "Uh.....what?"
Garrus:......"I missed something in translation again, didn't I?"
Shep:"Yeah. Definitely."

"You gave a rock to me."
"...It was a big rock!"
that is one of my favorite jokes okay, i don't care if the context is wrong

Well.... a diamond IS a big rock....

It's very 'The Pebble and the Penguin. lol

This whole thing has me imagining Garrus on a rocky beach somewhere during shore leave, picking up stones and tossing them aside for hours, trying to find the perfect one...

"Nope, too small. No, too pointy. Nuh-uh, too covered in grease... human mating customs are hard!"

Garrus: Too lumpy...too rough, hmm I could use that to sharpen my talons though *pockets rock*...too...ew that's not a rock.

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I didn't know you were a tea girl, AngryP1xel. Oh, I mean a girl who drinks tea, not one who serves it >.>

Aah, proposal. I can actually see something really adorable in Garrus trying to get on one knee and accept human customs just to acclimate to Shepard's tastes. Can't really see him actually doing it, though.

I love all this rock discussion.

...I had another Friends moment... anybody remembers or knows when Chandler tried to propose to Monica because he upset her? Not the actual proposal, but the one before that...

...I can imagine Garrus using that as basis for research and getting all muddled when he accidently upsets Shepard.

Garrus: Shepard, will you marry me?
Shepard: ...W-Why?
Garrus: I... I killed your space hamster...
Shepard: You what?!
Garrus: I-It was an accident! I held him too tight! How was I supposed to know he was so squishy?
Shepard: YOU SUFFOCATE MY SPACE HAMSTER AND YOU EXPECT ME TO GET OVER IT BY PROPOSING IT TO ME?!?!!?!?!
Garrus: Um... I...
Shepard: HOW DARE YOU, HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!
Garrus: I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Shepard: I WILL!!!!
Garrus: I'm sorry! I'm so... wait... w-what?
Shepard: I ACCEPT!!!
Garrus: ...Really?
Shepard: I'M STILL ANGRY YOU KILLED MY PET!!!!
Garrus: Um...
Shepard: I'M SO HAPPY FOR US BUT ARRARAHGAHGAHGHAGAHG!!!!!!
*slams Garrus in the face*
Garrus: N-no problem...
*Garrus faints*

#11363
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@Flammie: I drink at least one cup of green tea a day. It's delicious and good for me. Counteracts the junk I eat and alcohol I drink a little bit.  I've recently developed a slight addiction to chai tea though.

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AngryP1xel wrote...

@Flammie: I drink at least one cup of green tea a day. It's delicious and good for me. Counteracts the junk I eat and alcohol I drink a little bit.


Nah, dark chocolate counteracts alcohol.  Elementary biology.


And... Garrus.  With rocks.  Garrus rocks.

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...We've so totally got to make more of these Garrus word plays.

Eh, I sometimes have herbal tea, but most of the time it's the normal caffeine tea which isn't good for me. Helps me counteract the alcohol and junk I eat, too.

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Sialater wrote...

AngryP1xel wrote...

@Flammie: I drink at least one cup of green tea a day. It's delicious and good for me. Counteracts the junk I eat and alcohol I drink a little bit.


Nah, dark chocolate counteracts alcohol.  Elementary biology.


And... Garrus.  With rocks.  Garrus rocks.

I know dark chocolate does.  I eat that more often than I do milk chocolate but we were discussing tea.  Chocolate is not tea...yet.

And yes, Garrus rocks incredibly so.

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Sialater wrote...

She smirks at Jacob...

Yes but not in a very tasteful way. XD This discussion again.

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But I love that remeniscant scene in between the two after Garrus' loyalty mission. "Hell Garrus, I always thought you were ugly! Slap some facepaint on there and you'll be good as new." 

It's just so... Bro-like, and friendly. It made me feel fuzzy.

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Flammie wrote...
Flammie: If she didn't keep posting everytime she thought of something, maybe I wouldn't be in this mess. I have no idea where that logic came from, but still. I shouldn't have touched that ominous swirly drink.


Now see, when you say something like that, you're just begging for me to say something...all by itself!  MWA HA HAA

P.S. nice hula skirt...are those new palm fronds?  Me likey :happy:

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danitiwa wrote...

But I love that remeniscant scene in between the two after Garrus' loyalty mission. "Hell Garrus, I always thought you were ugly! Slap some facepaint on there and you'll be good as new." 

It's just so... Bro-like, and friendly. It made me feel fuzzy.



I love that conversation.  It's one of the few times choosing Paragon gets you something clever to say.

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:P The Joker/Garrus convo on human relationships was actually a fic idea I had before eventually deeming it "too silly" and deciding not to go there. *Da-dum-Crash!*



Dark chocolate, hmm? Very good to know. Now my FemShep#3 must have a thing for dark chocolate. 'Cause she's such a friggin' lush.

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*slowly does a hula dance*



I don't really like dark chocolate, actually... And I think I'd prefer my chocolate and my tea as seperate entities.



Garrus... as a loaf of bread. A loaf Garrus.



(read it out loud... I know, pathetic, but it's the first thing that came to my head)

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aynxalot wrote...

:P The Joker/Garrus convo on human relationships was actually a fic idea I had before eventually deeming it "too silly" and deciding not to go there. *Da-dum-Crash!*

Dark chocolate, hmm? Very good to know. Now my FemShep#3 must have a thing for dark chocolate. 'Cause she's such a friggin' lush.


It is NOT too silly!  Go for it!

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That space hamster thing made me laugh. Someone needs to make a a comic of this. I can totally imagine Garrus with those swirly eyes as he falls down happily after being knocked out like in some cheezy manga.

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aynxalot wrote...
Dark chocolate, hmm? Very good to know. Now my FemShep#3 must have a thing for dark chocolate. 'Cause she's such a friggin' lush.

Does that mean you can play the game without going to all the bars?  You are a stronger individual than I.  All of my Shepard's hit all the bars.

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AngryP1xel wrote...

aynxalot wrote...
Dark chocolate, hmm? Very good to know. Now my FemShep#3 must have a thing for dark chocolate. 'Cause she's such a friggin' lush.

Does that mean you can play the game without going to all the bars?  You are a stronger individual than I.  All of my Shepard's hit all the bars.


I have to get wasted at the Dark Star.  It's too funny waking up in the men's room, Garrus crouched over you. 

Shep:  The men's room?
Garrus:  Where else were we supposed to take you?
Shep:  Do I LOOK like a man, Garrus?