Aller au contenu

Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


27956 réponses à ce sujet

#11551
Twilight_Princess

Twilight_Princess
  • Members
  • 3 474 messages
Image IPB

#11552
silentstephi

silentstephi
  • Members
  • 1 881 messages

janeym27 wrote...

Kotori Ky wrote...

And this is where BW starts to regret having a character bring the player booze.... XD

I do wonder what they think of us when they look in here... it amuses me.


They've influenced our fragile little minds and driven us to alcohol! (Well, not me. I'm Irish, so it's mandetory that I drink. But the rest of you guys...:P)

I propose the Mass Effect 2 Drinking Game.

Drink whenever:

Garrus runs in front of your shot, then ****es at you for shooting him.
Garrus runs in front of the enemy, despite your putting him in cover.
An enemy makes a humerous death cry.
Shepard wanders over to a random NPC, and gets all up in their business.
Shepard loots a corpse.
Shepard is too stingey to pay full price at a kiosk.
Mordin thinks a new thought.
FemShep is unreasonably flirtatious.
Kelly is unreasonably flirtatious.
TIM lies to you.
Harbringer says 'Assuming DIRECT Control'.

... feel free to add to these. :innocent:

Fixt.

Also,
Whenever Garrus says, "I love this Rifle!"

#11553
Cerrydd

Cerrydd
  • Members
  • 2 541 messages

AngryP1xel wrote...

Image IPB
Apparently we're not the only ones drinking.


Ok, so a lot of awesome pics were posted in the last pages, but THIS MADE ME LOL. It still does. Because I don't know why. Maybe because I finally had alcohol tonight (BAILEEEEEY'S). UpsidedownAnderson is too funny.

Silt, I love your wineglasses. And the toiletcat with scouter was cool. And a lot of other things I forgot to talk about, but it's almost 5 AM and not sober.

So gyus, I'll see you tomorrow... Happy drinking :lol:

#11554
silentstephi

silentstephi
  • Members
  • 1 881 messages

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

Image IPB

OMG
OMG
OMG
Now I need to see Phantom again... or hear the sound track (I refuse to watch the movie)

I...

#11555
janeym27

janeym27
  • Members
  • 1 626 messages

silentstephi wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

Kotori Ky wrote...

And this is where BW starts to regret having a character bring the player booze.... XD

I do wonder what they think of us when they look in here... it amuses me.


They've influenced our fragile little minds and driven us to alcohol! (Well, not me. I'm Irish, so it's mandetory that I drink. But the rest of you guys...:P)

I propose the Mass Effect 2 Drinking Game.

Drink whenever:

Garrus runs in front of your shot, then ****es at you for shooting him.
Garrus runs in front of the enemy, despite your putting him in cover.
An enemy makes a humerous death cry.
Shepard wanders over to a random NPC, and gets all up in their business.
Shepard loots a corpse.
Shepard is too stingey to pay full price at a kiosk.
Mordin thinks a new thought.
FemShep is unreasonably flirtatious.
Kelly is unreasonably flirtatious.
TIM lies to you.
Harbringer says 'Assuming DIRECT Control'.

... feel free to add to these. :innocent:

Fixt.

Also,
Whenever Garrus says, "I love this Rifle!"



I failed there. Damn wine! lol.  (hastey re-edit)

Yes. Also, whenever Garrus says 'Impressive!'

I think I may turn off the ol' 360 and watch Raising the Bar before bed. (It's almost 4am)

#11556
Kotori Ky

Kotori Ky
  • Members
  • 382 messages
Dude, if we drink every time those things happen this thread will become deserted while we're all in the hospital with alcohol poisoning... except for poor Flammie.



Teehee!



Yeah, things are MUCH more humorous right now. I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow or I'd finish the bottle off that I have. Not that there is much... I guess I'll pick up some more after work tomorrow.



ALSO: Phantom Garrus... You combined two of my biggest fandoms and now my brain has dribbled out of my ears. Thanks a lot. Really. /drools

#11557
janeym27

janeym27
  • Members
  • 1 626 messages
Dear. God. He's legless (literally), strung out on heroin, and babbling like a fool, but damn, is his voice attractive! So! Hot!
...I think I may have a problem. :wub:

#11558
AngryP1xel

AngryP1xel
  • Members
  • 415 messages
For every drink Shepard drinks you have to drink?

#11559
AngryP1xel

AngryP1xel
  • Members
  • 415 messages

Kotori Ky wrote...

Dude, if we drink every time those things happen this thread will become deserted while we're all in the hospital with alcohol poisoning... except for poor Flammie.

Teehee!

Yeah, things are MUCH more humorous right now. I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow or I'd finish the bottle off that I have. Not that there is much... I guess I'll pick up some more after work tomorrow.

ALSO: Phantom Garrus... You combined two of my biggest fandoms and now my brain has dribbled out of my ears. Thanks a lot. Really. /drools

hehe.  I don't wok til monday.   Also, Phantom Garrus is indeed awsome.  He must sing!

#11560
silentstephi

silentstephi
  • Members
  • 1 881 messages
Wants to say something really crass about the drink int he more stuff with the drink in it line... GAH I'll just find the damn thread...

But I love this new line

It's crass, it's kink, don't read it if your squimish on this stuff....

and I can't find the quote...

BAH!

The downside of drinkings

Ummmmmmmm

Garrus... is BAMF. >.>


#11561
janeym27

janeym27
  • Members
  • 1 626 messages

silentstephi wrote...

Wants to say something really crass about the drink int he more stuff with the drink in it line... GAH I'll just find the damn thread...
But I love this new line
It's crass, it's kink, don't read it if your squimish on this stuff....
and I can't find the quote...
BAH!
The downside of drinkings
Ummmmmmmm
Garrus... is BAMF. >.>


What is BAMF? I am n00bing out on that one... :blink:

Brandon Keener = damn fine actor.

Also, stephi: you have a sick mind! ;)

I love this thread. It is so win!

#11562
Jackalope

Jackalope
  • Members
  • 356 messages
Take a drink whenever he calibrates?



*Within 15 minutes of this post, everyone is on the floor passed out. Kind of like that Sith party on KOTOR*



Also, those wine glasses are great.

#11563
siltsonata

siltsonata
  • Members
  • 824 messages

janeym27 wrote...

silentstephi wrote...

Wants to say something really crass about the drink int he more stuff with the drink in it line... GAH I'll just find the damn thread...
But I love this new line
It's crass, it's kink, don't read it if your squimish on this stuff....
and I can't find the quote...
BAH!
The downside of drinkings
Ummmmmmmm
Garrus... is BAMF. >.>


What is BAMF? I am n00bing out on that one... :blink:

Brandon Keener = damn fine actor.

Also, stephi: you have a sick mind! ;)

I love this thread. It is so win!


BAD ASS MOTHER ****ERRRRR

#11564
janeym27

janeym27
  • Members
  • 1 626 messages

siltsonata wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

silentstephi wrote...

Wants to say something really crass about the drink int he more stuff with the drink in it line... GAH I'll just find the damn thread...
But I love this new line
It's crass, it's kink, don't read it if your squimish on this stuff....
and I can't find the quote...
BAH!
The downside of drinkings
Ummmmmmmm
Garrus... is BAMF. >.>


What is BAMF? I am n00bing out on that one... :blink:

Brandon Keener = damn fine actor.

Also, stephi: you have a sick mind! ;)

I love this thread. It is so win!


BAD ASS MOTHER ****ERRRRR


Oh. I'll drink to that! :D

Can we meet up here tomorrow morning for the Garrus Hangover Hour? lol

This drinking game may cause severe alcohol poisoning.

#11565
Trout606

Trout606
  • Members
  • 4 messages

silentstephi wrote...

Image IPB
Dream team. ^.^



Rocking Garrus and Kasumi absolutely DESTROYS the Blue Suns on missions where you primarily fight them. Double Overload rips shields and mechs to bits, Concussive Shot and Flashbang Grenade are great area of effect knockback shots to stun and damage enemies, and Kasumi's Shadow Strike is hilariously broken in how overpowered it is. Kick in with Squad Armor Piercing Ammo from Garrus and you just tear things apart, it's almost not fair.

Besides that, I think from just a gameplay standpoint, even without his general awesomeness not taken into account, Garrus is really one of if not the best squad mate to use ALL the time. Assault rifle and sniper are great squad mate weapons given their accuracy in henchman hands, and like previously stated Garrus' abilities are very well-rounded and effective in lots of situations. Even if Overload isn't so great all the time, Concussive Shot and AP ammo are almost always effective, especially against Collectors. Plus he's got pretty good health and shields too, moreso if you boost his Turian Rebel stat.

And then of course Garrus is just dreamy anyway, so all the more reason to use him.

#11566
siltsonata

siltsonata
  • Members
  • 824 messages
I WOULD Play the drinking game if I had an XBOX. *EPIC SADFACE* I'm so glad this thread is here, otherwise I'd be having Garrus withdrawals.



...I'll make cookies instead.



Heeee, Stephi, how much have you had? (NOT ENOUGH()

#11567
Kotori Ky

Kotori Ky
  • Members
  • 382 messages
People better save some for tomorrow so I can have people to have fun with. I have to stop now so I'm a nice manager tomorrow to the trainee.



I'll have some more stuff in the stuff... that stuff goes in. Yeah.



Garrus goes on almost every single mission with me. He just does. Regardless of the class I'm playing, he's useful. :3

#11568
silentstephi

silentstephi
  • Members
  • 1 881 messages
HA!

I haven't had enough, you're right. Because I'm not mis spelling enough. /sagenod

Aaaaaaaand I'm gonna just leave this right here

DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TO READ COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PR0N!

DO NOT.

Drinking makes me crass, I'M SORRY!




#11569
siltsonata

siltsonata
  • Members
  • 824 messages

silentstephi wrote...

HA!
I haven't had enough, you're right. Because I'm not mis spelling enough. /sagenod
Aaaaaaaand I'm gonna just leave this right here
DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TO READ COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PR0N!
DO NOT.
Drinking makes me crass, I'M SORRY!


I've read all of them already.   (Does that mean I read copious amounts of GarrusPorn?!) Oh man.  Me from a year ago WOULD NOT APPROVE OF MY SHENANIGANS.

Also cookie dough is too deliciousssss.  Might not get baked.  I'm trying to roll them out...I wish I had a Garrus cookie cutter.

See Bioware?  Look at all of the money I would pay you if you would JUST COME OUT WITH MORE GARRUS MERCHANDISE.

#11570
janeym27

janeym27
  • Members
  • 1 626 messages

silentstephi wrote...

HA!
I haven't had enough, you're right. Because I'm not mis spelling enough. /sagenod
Aaaaaaaand I'm gonna just leave this right here
DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TO READ COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PR0N!
DO NOT.
Drinking makes me crass, I'M SORRY!


Dude! Top line was like:

What is that? I don't even -

Sigh... you did warn me, but seriosuly... dude. Rubbing his raptor penis on her forehead while she sleeps?! :blink:

Also, Garrus/Zaeed 3somes? Not cool, bro! lol (what is it about men with facial scars? But seriously...no)


Dear god, I hope the color shading worked that time. If not, sorry guys....

#11571
siltsonata

siltsonata
  • Members
  • 824 messages

janeym27 wrote...

silentstephi wrote...

HA!
I haven't had enough, you're right. Because I'm not mis spelling enough. /sagenod
Aaaaaaaand I'm gonna just leave this right here
DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TO READ COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PR0N!
DO NOT.
Drinking makes me crass, I'M SORRY!


Dude! Top line was like:

What is that? I don't even -

Sigh... you did warn me, but seriosuly... dude. Rubbing his raptor penis on her forehead while she sleeps?! :blink:

Also, Garrus/Zaeed 3somes? Not cool, bro! lol (what is it about men with facial scars? But seriously...no)


Dear god, I hope the color shading worked that time. If not, sorry guys....


XD It's all good.  About half the stuff on the kink meme is there only for hilarity, I'm certain of it. Certain.   Like the 2 volus one hanar or Blasto Pr0n.

(You can click it if you want.  I found it gut-bustingly hilarious.  Seriously.  It was beautiful.  Like the Mona Lisa.)

Modifié par siltsonata, 17 avril 2010 - 03:31 .


#11572
silentstephi

silentstephi
  • Members
  • 1 881 messages

janeym27 wrote...

silentstephi wrote...
HA!
I haven't had enough, you're right. Because I'm not mis spelling enough. /sagenod
Aaaaaaaand I'm gonna just leave this right here
DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TO READ COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PR0N!
DO NOT.
Drinking makes me crass, I'M SORRY!

Dude! Top line was like:
What is that? I don't even -
Sigh... you did warn me, but seriosuly... dude. Rubbing his raptor penis on her forehead while she sleeps?! :blink:
Also, Garrus/Zaeed 3somes? Not cool, bro! lol (what is it about men with facial scars? But seriously...no)

Dear god, I hope the color shading worked that time. If not, sorry guys....

It's dangerous, navigating that thar kink database....
Omg. stop me.  I'm trying to shoop a Garrus face on to silly things like Gaga (because TELEPHONE is stuck in my FREAKIN HEAD.)
STOP ME.

#11573
siltsonata

siltsonata
  • Members
  • 824 messages

silentstephi wrote...
It's dangerous, navigating that thar kink database....
Omg. stop me.  I'm trying to shoop a Garrus face on to silly things like Gaga (because TELEPHONE is stuck in my FREAKIN HEAD.)
STOP ME.


I will NOT.  Because I want to SEE IT.

#11574
janeym27

janeym27
  • Members
  • 1 626 messages

silentstephi wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

silentstephi wrote...
HA!
I haven't had enough, you're right. Because I'm not mis spelling enough. /sagenod
Aaaaaaaand I'm gonna just leave this right here
DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TO READ COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PR0N!
DO NOT.
Drinking makes me crass, I'M SORRY!

Dude! Top line was like:
What is that? I don't even -
Sigh... you did warn me, but seriosuly... dude. Rubbing his raptor penis on her forehead while she sleeps?! :blink:
Also, Garrus/Zaeed 3somes? Not cool, bro! lol (what is it about men with facial scars? But seriously...no)

Dear god, I hope the color shading worked that time. If not, sorry guys....

It's dangerous, navigating that thar kink database....
Omg. stop me.  I'm trying to shoop a Garrus face on to silly things like Gaga (because TELEPHONE is stuck in my FREAKIN HEAD.)
STOP ME.


Image IPB

Took me sifting through 300 odd (some very odd!) pages of Garrus love, but I finally found it! 

#11575
janeym27

janeym27
  • Members
  • 1 626 messages
Also found this. http://direwolf689.d...Garru-154707890Image IPB

Reposting? Yes. Cute? Double yes.

Modifié par janeym27, 17 avril 2010 - 03:52 .