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Xsause wrote...

THE ILLUSIVE MAN: Shepard. *puffs smoke* You might not know it, but I brought you back to life.

SHEPARD: AGAIN!? Wow, unoriginal writers. So why'd you do it?

THE ILLUSIVE MAN: Just so I could kill you myself. You blew up that Collector base, Shepard. You deserve to--

*GARRUS enters.*

GARRUS: HOLD IT!

SHEPARD: Okay, let me guess how the plot develops from here: The Illusive Man tries to kill me and Garrus. We escape with our lives. We make out. Then we go on to unite the races to stop the Reapers, and this particular moment will never be mentioned again.

*silence*

THE ILLUSIVE MAN: Yeah, pretty much.

SHEPARD: So we start running now?

THE ILLUSIVE MAN: I'll give you a five second advantage.

*SHEPARD grabs GARRUS and gets the hell out of dodge, stealing a shuttle in the process.*

*Five minutes later, they're still sitting in the shuttle.*

SHEPARD: So, do you wanna make out to establish our relationship?

GARRUS: Do I ever.




:lol: That last line cracks me up.

Xsause, you are winning all the internets tonight. And those banners... now I have no idea which to chose. And purple? Headsplode!

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Brian619 wrote...

Flammie wrote...

Well, it's not much, but Liara runs up to
you instead if you romanced her. Otherwise it's the Virmire survivor.
Nothing else really happens.


:o  should have guessed that...oh well, if Normandy got attacked....again, this time, i will grab Garrus and head straight to the escape pod. Getting spaced once is more than enough in a lifetime.


*SHEPARD pulls Garrus into the escape shuttle.*

SHEPARD: Garrus!

GARRUS: Shepard, I--

SHEPARD: Shh...I love you, too.

*They rub heads as the shuttle is shot off into space.*

*Cut to the Normandy crew, who are still on a burning Normandy.*

MIRANDA: Damn, that b*tch and her turian boyfriend took the last shuttle!

MORDIN: *sniff* Chances of survival slim. Might not make it.

TALI: People, I trust you. If this is my last moment alive, I'll show you my face. You've earned the right to see it.

*TALI pulls off her mask, revealing...*

THANE: That's...

MORDIN: ...unexpected.

KELLY: Quarians are hot!



Modifié par Xsause, 17 avril 2010 - 08:02 .


#11803
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 So I've been looking through the pages and have been seeing the awesome creativity that Garrus inspires in all of us. Whoever did those wine glasses, kudos to you! 

Anyways, being that this is the Garrus Love and Adoration Forum, I though I'd share a ceramic plate that I painted Garrus's face on... As my first experience with painting on ceramics, it's not great, but it does show my adoration for Garrus, which is the most important thing <3

Image IPB

So I'm hoping the picture shows up above because I honestly have no idea how this whole forum/posting picture thing works... If not here's a the link to my deviantart Mrs-Vakarian.deviantart.com/art/Garrus-Plate-160886071

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That looks great!

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Mrs Vakarian wrote...

 So I've been looking through the pages and have been seeing the awesome creativity that Garrus inspires in all of us. Whoever did those wine glasses, kudos to you! 

Anyways, being that this is the Garrus Love and Adoration Forum, I though I'd share a ceramic plate that I painted Garrus's face on... As my first experience with painting on ceramics, it's not great, but it does show my adoration for Garrus, which is the most important thing <3

Image IPB

So I'm hoping the picture shows up above because I honestly have no idea how this whole forum/posting picture thing works... If not here's a the link to my deviantart Mrs-Vakarian.deviantart.com/art/Garrus-Plate-160886071




Either I have deja vu or somebody has already posted your picture...

Anyway, great work!  Don't cut anything too hard on it, the image would be disturbing.

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Xsause wrote...

Brian619 wrote...

Flammie wrote...

Well, it's not much, but Liara runs up to
you instead if you romanced her. Otherwise it's the Virmire survivor.
Nothing else really happens.


:o  should have guessed that...oh well, if Normandy got attacked....again, this time, i will grab Garrus and head straight to the escape pod. Getting spaced once is more than enough in a lifetime.


*SHEPARD pulls Garrus into the escape shuttle.*

SHEPARD: Garrus!

GARRUS: Shepard, I--

SHEPARD: Shh...I love you, too.

*They rub heads as the shuttle is shot off into space.*

*Cut to the Normandy crew, who are still on a burning Normandy.*

MIRANDA: Damn, that b*tch and her turian boyfriend took the last one!

MORDIN: *sniff* Chances of survival slim. Might not make it.

TALI: People, I trust you. If this is my last moment alive, I'll show you my face. You've earned the right to see it.

*TALI pulls her mask off, revealing...*

THANE: That's...

MORDIN: ...unexpected.

KELLY: Quarians are hot!





HELL YEAH!!! sorry people, it was nice working with ya all but again,getting spaced once is more than enough in a lifetime,sooo....ciao! *grabs Garrus into the escape pod*

#11807
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Wrapped up ME2 earlier this week, proceeded to lurk for a bit when suffering from Garrus withdrawal, then finally registered [how could I not, when the Garrus fanbase here seems so affable?]



That being said, hello, my name is Evander, and I'm deeply in like with Mr. Vakarian.



Lucky Thirteen wrote...



Plus there's the whole food thing. The idea of not being able to mooch off my guys french fries because it might kill me is very depressing.




On the other hand, you wouldn't have to worry about doing something that you'd regret in the pursuit of survival in a Donner Party-esque scenario.



Don't ask me why I think about these things, I worry about myself too.





To comment on the "stand-alone" ME3 issue... I'll take a page out of Trent Reznor's book and adapt what he did with Ghosts to ME3. But not really.



For those just jumping in, you'd get your baseline experience: standard storyline assuming that the cruddiest choices were made in the previous two games (If you're rocking an Xbox), with Miranda and Jacob (I feel like that'd be a reasonable combo, considering you didn't have to go out of your way to recruit them.) and everyone else assumed dead or not recruited. At this point, you might pick up Liara and whoever didn't get Virmired (based on your Shep's gender, I suppose) up and a few other folks that both veterans and newcomers can fall in love with and create a generally satisfying game.



For the veterans coming in, you'd get to import whoever survived ME2's suicide mission, in addition to having the opportunity to recruit any of the returning/new squadmates.



Seem like a lot of extra work to continue developing characters for a a group of veterans that have already put $60–$120 in your pocket a head?



Maybe, but not if you make each of the old-school squadmates for non-imported ME3 games DLC.



The characters have already been developed and have backstories attached to them, most of the work has already been done.



For example: Someone picks up Mass Effect 3 as a newcomer to the series after hearing how epic-amazing it is. They have a chill time, but are game for more and check out what else BioWare has to offer within the confines of the game. They witness a lot of the old fans talking up this BAMF Garrus Vakarian and want to know what the fuss is all about. They play through the game with Garrus DLC missions and snarky comments and conclude that he is verily, as they say in the vernacular, "sicknasty." They want to see more of him, in addition to other characters they may have downloaded/returners from ME1, so they mosey on to a game store or to the interweb and purchase the first two games.



EA sells old stock, and it's delicious. Newcomers can discover and then further immerse themselves in Mass Effect. People who have been there from the start are more than satisfied and continue to provide that (also delicious) word of mouth.



... at least I think that makes sense sales/marketing-wise. But then again, I'm studying to be a graphic designer... my ideas on business might be as in-touch as a sales/marketing person's may be on design when they think that Comic Sans or Papyrus is the best idea ever.



Anyway, since everyone was considering exposition... :C

#11808
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Mrs Vakarian wrote...

 So I've been looking through the
pages and have been seeing the awesome creativity that Garrus inspires
in all of us. Whoever did those wine glasses, kudos to you! 

Anyways,
being that this is the Garrus Love and Adoration Forum, I though I'd
share a ceramic plate that I painted Garrus's face on... As my first
experience with painting on ceramics, it's not great, but it does show
my adoration for Garrus, which is the most important thing [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/heart.png[/smilie]

Image IPB

So
I'm hoping the picture shows up above because I honestly have no idea
how this whole forum/posting picture thing works... If not here's a the
link to my
deviantart Mrs-Vakarian.deviantart.com/art/Garrus-Plate-160886071




Ah, so that was you? I found the little gem on DA, and I was wondering if it was yours... it was an amazing piece of work. I posted it up, actually... I don't think anybody noticed.



Xsause wrote...

Brian619 wrote...

Flammie wrote...

Well, it's not much, but Liara runs up to
you instead if you romanced her. Otherwise it's the Virmire survivor.
Nothing else really happens.


:o  should have guessed that...oh well, if Normandy got attacked....again, this time, i will grab Garrus and head straight to the escape pod. Getting spaced once is more than enough in a lifetime.


*SHEPARD pulls Garrus into the escape shuttle.*

SHEPARD: Garrus!

GARRUS: Shepard, I--

SHEPARD: Shh...I love you, too.

*They rub heads as the shuttle is shot off into space.*

*Cut to the Normandy crew, who are still on a burning Normandy.*

MIRANDA: Damn, that b*tch and her turian boyfriend took the last shuttle!

MORDIN: *sniff* Chances of survival slim. Might not make it.

TALI: People, I trust you. If this is my last moment alive, I'll show you my face. You've earned the right to see it.

*TALI pulls off her mask, revealing...*

THANE: That's...

MORDIN: ...unexpected.

KELLY: Quarians are hot!





Shepard: I like it here...

Garrus: Yes... someone said that the quietest is the safest and the best

Shepard: Yes...

Garrus: That isn't always true.

Shepard: What?

*Garrus pulls off mask, a la Scooby Doo, to reveal him to be the Illusive Man*

Shepard: OMG ILLUSIVE MAN ARAHRAHGAHGHAGHA

Illusive Man: Good day, Shepard. I hope you enjoy your time here. Before I kill you.

Shepard: You're going to kill me?

Illusive Man: Yes.

Shepard: But you don't have a pistol.

Illusive Man: Yes.

Shepard: How are you going to kill me?

Illusive Man: With passive smoking.

Shepard: ...

Illusive Man: *whiffs cigarette*

*cabin fills with smoke*

Shepard: ...

Illusive Man: ...

Shepard: Well it was great seeing you again, but we're at our destination, and I've got to go find the real Garrus.

Modifié par Flammie, 17 avril 2010 - 08:09 .


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I want Mordin's nephew on my squad in ME3. Together with Mordin. They could sing a duet. (and who knows, maybe Mordin's even changed his mind about trying humans).

Modifié par Xsause, 17 avril 2010 - 08:11 .


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GARRUS PLATE. *loves*



Man, Garrus fans are a crafty bunch. :3

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Flammie wrote...

Shepard: I like it here...

Garrus: Yes... someone said that the quietest is the safest and the best

Shepard: Yes...

Garrus: That isn't always true.

Shepard: What?

*Garrus pulls off mask, a la Scooby Doo, to reveal him to be the Illusive Man*

Shepard: OMG ILLUSIVE MAN ARAHRAHGAHGHAGHA

Illusive Man: Good day, Shepard. I hope you enjoy your time here. Before I kill you.

Shepard: You're going to kill me?

Illusive Man: Yes.

Shepard: But you don't have a pistol.

Illusive Man: Yes.

Shepard: How are you going to kill me?

Illusive Man: With passive smoking.

Shepard: ...

Illusive Man: *whiffs cigarette*

*cabin fills with smoke*

Shepard: ...

Illusive Man: ...

Shepard: Well it was great seeing you again, but we're at our destination, and I've got to go find the real Garrus.


HE WAS THE REAL GARRUS ALL ALONG.  DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

Shepard dies of a broken heart/second hand smoke.
And welcome to the fold, Evander!  One of us, one of us

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Welcome, Evander!

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...


HE WAS THE REAL GARRUS ALL ALONG.  DUN DUN DUNNNNNN



GARRUS WAS A FIGMENT OF SHEPARD'S IMAGINATION SYMBOLIZING HIS/HER QUESTIONABLE MORALS AND SECRET LUST FOR JUSTICE! OMG!

Modifié par Xsause, 17 avril 2010 - 08:17 .


#11813
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Shepard survived being spaced, gun shots and all sorts of things, but nothing could defend her against the shock that the Garrus she believed in wasn't real. And second hand smoke, too. Nothing could defend her against second hand smoke.

It's always good to have new people, welcome, Evander.

siltsonata wrote...

Man, Garrus fans are a crafty bunch. :3


Doesn't crafty mean sneaky/deceitful?

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Flammie wrote...

siltsonata wrote...

Man, Garrus fans are a crafty bunch. :3


Doesn't crafty mean sneaky/deceitful?


O**** it does.  Ya just blew my mind, Flammie.

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@Evander. Welcome. :D Always good to meet other Garrus fans!

I'd love more character based DLC, but I'd hate it if that was the only way we could get more characters. I'd feel like after shelling out my 40 quid for the game, I was being screwed over slightly if the only way to make my experience continuative (is that word?) was by spending further ££s on DLC. But interesting idea. :)

@Mrs Vakarian. Love the plate. I do recall it being posted a few days ago, and for some reason I misread it and thought it was cake! lol (that may have been when I was celebrating Garrus with wine.) Good job, though. XD

@Xsause. Garrus IS Shepard. It's all gone *like the twist ending of a certain film I won't spoiler here* up in here. O_o

Modifié par janeym27, 17 avril 2010 - 08:28 .


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janeym27 wrote...

@Xsause. Garrus IS Shepard. It's all gone Fight Club up in here! (I typed that, then thought I was spoilering a certain film, so it's shaded.)


Shepard has actually just been masturbating while thinking of beetles.

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

@Xsause. Garrus IS Shepard. It's all gone Fight Club up in here! (I typed that, then thought I was spoilering a certain film, so it's shaded.)


Shepard has actually just been masturbating while thinking of beetles.


Lol. I rethought my spoilarz, and edited my post, but you ninja-quoted me! :ph34r:

And I don't know quite how to respond to that...

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Just doing what I do best, siltsonata. Point out things and annoy people.

Still making use of invisible text, janeym27?

Yeah, um, sorry, I was the one who posted the plate, because I thought it was worth posting... sorry, heh...

Modifié par Flammie, 17 avril 2010 - 08:27 .


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If you haven't already seen "certain movie" it's your own damned fault!

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Flammie wrote...

Just doing what I do best, siltsonata. Point out things and annoy people.

Still making use of invisible text, janeym27?

Yeah, um, sorry, I was the one who posted the plate, because I thought it was worth posting... sorry, heh...


Yep. It's the only colour I can get to work, thanks Flammie. I think the bbcode I'm basing my edits off is different from the code umbers these forums use... or somthing. In any case, the edit thing doesn't let me do it. THANK YOU!

And why apologise? Posting Garrus Awesome is Awesome! :o

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Xsause wrote...

Welcome, Evander!

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...


HE WAS THE REAL GARRUS ALL ALONG.  DUN DUN DUNNNNNN



GARRUS WAS A FIGMENT OF SHEPARD'S IMAGINATION SYMBOLIZING HIS/HER QUESTIONABLE MORALS AND SECRET LUST FOR JUSTICE! OMG!




MASS EFFECT : THE GARRUS JUSTICE WITHIN....COMING SOON

#11822
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Thank you for all of the welcomes. c':



janeym27 wrote...



I'd love more character based DLC, but I'd hate it if that was the only way we could get more characters. I'd feel like after shelling out my 40 quid for the game, I was being screwed over slightly if the only way to make my experience continuative (is that word?) was by spending further ££s on DLC. But interesting idea. :)




My intention was that only newcomers to the series would have to pay for old-character DLC while game-importers wouldn't be subject to the same costs of playing those characters, but I guess my post might have been lacking a little in clarity, or I might be missing the point entirely right now. D:

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Evander wrote...

Thank you for all of the welcomes. c':

janeym27 wrote...

I'd love more character based DLC, but I'd hate it if that was the only way we could get more characters. I'd feel like after shelling out my 40 quid for the game, I was being screwed over slightly if the only way to make my experience continuative (is that word?) was by spending further ££s on DLC. But interesting idea. :)


My intention was that only newcomers to the series would have to pay for old-character DLC while game-importers wouldn't be subject to the same costs of playing those characters, but I guess my post might have been lacking a little in clarity, or I might be missing the point entirely right now. D:


Ah - I think I misread your post. Apologies. :D

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...I just end up reading the synopsis of any films mentioned I haven't watched whenever it's mentioned, to be honest. Just finished spoiling the film which janeym27 wishes not to be named for myself. It seemed interesting.

Yeah, I think the color=#FFFFFF standard is the best to use if you don't know the colour's common name, but these forums seem to use the color=rgb(xx, yy, zz) standard, which I think is harder and more confusing. It recognises the hex code (#FFFFFF), though. Though, what was wrong with using the colour palette?

Eh, I'm apologising because it's not mine and it seems to be causing people "have I seen this before?" confusion.

Hmm, I understood what you meant, Evander. Eh, I prefer not to speculate too heavily (unless I'm making skits), but yeah, we'll see when ME3 comes out.

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Shepard has actually just been masturbating while thinking of beetles.


Garrus has actually just been masturbating while thinking of cupcakes.

Modifié par Flammie, 17 avril 2010 - 08:39 .


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Flammie wrote...

...I just end up reading the synopsis of any films mentioned I haven't watched whenever it's mentioned, to be honest. Just finished spoiling the film which janeym27 wishes not to be named for myself. It seemed interesting.

Yeah, I think the color=#FFFFFF standard is the best to use if you don't know the colour's common name, but these forums seem to use the color=rgb(xx, yy, zz) standard, which I think is harder and more confusing. It recognises the hex code (#FFFFFF), though. Though, what was wrong with using the colour palette?

Eh, I'm apologising because it's not mine and it seems to be causing people "have I seen this before?" confusion.

Hmm, I understood what you meant, Evander. Eh, I prefer not to speculate too heavily (unless I'm making skits), but yeah, we'll see when ME3 comes out.

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Shepard has actually just been masturbating while thinking of beetles.


Garrus has actually just been masturbating while thinking of cupcakes.


This thread has just gone somewhere horrible...:huh: