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[AngryP1xel]

Now I wanna steal my neighbor's chalk and draw Garrus on the sidewalk.

[Ray Joel Oh]

"This is the crappiest Bart Simpson I've ever seen."

[aznsoisauce]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Xsause wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Edit: Please God don't let sex with cupcakes become a meme here.

NOOOOOO

Sex Cupcakes becoming a meme == kid getting hit by a car and dying from the impact on his birthday

Ain't dat right, Agent Norman Jayden?

D:

(Just realized another similarity to Garrus. Jayden is scarred on his right cheek lololololol)

[Xsause]

Spread the Garrus love with a new "Clan Vakarian" banner!



Also, LOL at all the Heavy Rain references. I liked it, but couldn't help but snark at some of the dramatic stuff.

Modifié par Xsause, 17 avril 2010 - 10:40 .

[Jackalope]

From the motivational thread:











So...if worse-case-scenario Garrus can't be a squadmate in ME3...maybe they can give him a supportive role on the ship like Joker.



That being said, I can't think of a reason for him to be on your ship and not go on missions. Unless he's feeding the fish for you.

[Collider]

Nahman Jayden
www.youtube.com/watch
www.youtube.com/watch

[Flammie]

Ugh, it always takes me about 10 minutes to realise there's another page ¬.¬

Excellent work again, Xsause. They're great to look at. I think I'll continue pretending to be a Garrus drunkie, but eh.

I haven't seen very much of Heavy Rain, but it looked interesting. Heavy Sand Canyon Rain is hilarious.

...I have an urge to post Clock Tower Benny Hill, though that has absolutely no bearing or relevance to anything whatsoever in here.

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

"This is the crappiest Bart Simpson I've ever seen."

...I can actually see someone saying that from looking at a Garrus drawing.

AngryP1xel wrote...

Ray, you should know by now to never voice things you don't want to happen. Xsause will make all your nightmares come true.

Hmph?

I... I don't want Garrus and turians to exist in real life, Xsause! Garrus and turians existing in real life would be the worst nightmare ever!

Please please please please please please please please please please please please

Modifié par Flammie, 17 avril 2010 - 10:47 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

Collider wrote...

Nahman Jayden
www.youtube.com/watch
www.youtube.com/watch

Hahaha, I feel bad for the demonstration guy.

[aznsoisauce]

Jackalope wrote...
That being said, I can't think of a reason for him to be on your ship and not go on missions. Unless he's feeding the fish for you.

Yeah...a jar of pureed human doesn't make a good Yeoman after all.

Xsause wrote...

Spread the Garrus love with a new "Clan Vakarian" banner!

I love the wine one that I see some of you guys using. More sigbars should be made to further evidence the wine-os that populate the Garrus Support thread.

[AngryP1xel]

I see what you did there Flammie. Your hidden text is no match for me.

[Flammie]

...This WILL happen to you in the next few hours, AngryP1xel

...Hey, I found a use for it.

Um... I meant "please please please don't let Garrus and turians exist in real life"

Modifié par Flammie, 17 avril 2010 - 10:52 .

[Xsause]

Flammie wrote...

AngryP1xel wrote...

Ray, you should know by now to never voice things you don't want to happen. Xsause will make all your nightmares come true.

Hmph?

I... I don't want Garrus and turians to exist in real life, Xsause! Garrus and turians existing in real life would be the worst nightmare ever!

Please please please please please please please please please please please please

If I could make THAT nightmare come true, I'd have done it a long time ago...

Modifié par Xsause, 17 avril 2010 - 11:01 .

[AngryP1xel]

You know, I am going to the bar tonight (shut up!), I am totally gonna paint my face with the blue pool cue chalk.

@Flammie.  Damn your yakkety sax!

Modifié par AngryP1xel, 17 avril 2010 - 10:54 .

[aznsoisauce]

XSauce is a motivationals machine

[Collider]

Seriously, look up heavy rain glitches/bugs on youtube and you will laugh your ass off.

Nahman's epic bathroom door scene:
www.youtube.com/watch

The Lizard Trial gives Ethan a headache:
www.youtube.com/watch

Also, Garrus. How old do you think Garrus is? Do we know anything about turian lifespans?

[Xsause]

Turian lifespans are about the same as human lifespans, or so I've heard.



I think Garrus is in his early thirties.

[AngryP1xel]

I'm guessing somewhere between 25 and 35. I'd lean more towards early 30s though.

[Flammie]

I think we estimated Garrus to be younger than Shepard, at most 5 years, though, probably around 2, or maybe the same age, and Shepard is 30 during the events of ME2, unless you don't consider being dead as counting towards your age.

Be careful, you'll be chased around by some psycho child with a knife, AngryP1xel. Well, have fun, and don't get into too much trouble. Psycho knife child aside.

You found another use for the picture AND used a motivational to target me, Xsause. I feel so wonderful.

Xsause isn't just a motivationals machine. Xsause is a humour macine.

Modifié par Flammie, 17 avril 2010 - 10:58 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

They said somewhere that they were about the same as human lifespans. So I'm guessing he's about Shepard's age. Thirty-ish.

Edit:  Look what happens when you ask an actual question of us!

And I love that Clocktower clip so much... I'd only ever played the first Clocktower game and that video brings back the stress of clicking away as hard as you can from the little kid with scissors.

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 17 avril 2010 - 10:58 .

[Flammie]

...What exactly happens when someone asks an actual question of us?

Ever since I heard about it I fell in love with Clock Tower as a game series, even though I get freaked out and detest horror games so much. I even had the pluck to try out Clock Tower on the SNES and PSX. Amazing games. Got screwed over in the PSX because I forgot to get the oil, though ¬.¬

I thought the video was meant to make you laugh and bring some humour into the otherwise quite intense chases... though I guess to be fair that point in the vid with the really small room and small pile with a very short area to run around was actually quite tense to watch, even with the music.

Modifié par Flammie, 17 avril 2010 - 11:01 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

Collider wrote...
The Lizard Trial gives Ethan a headache:
www.youtube.com/watch

That is really effing terrifying.

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!



Edit: What happens is you get five people rushing to offer the same answer.

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 17 avril 2010 - 11:02 .

[aznsoisauce]

Collider wrote...
The Lizard Trial gives Ethan a headache:
www.youtube.com/watch

Ha! He's like one of those Power Ranger action figures...

My guess is the Garrus is between 30 and 32 by ME2. So...yeah. Pretty much with the general consensus.

[kraidy1117]

Hello Garrus fans, how is your day going?

[Flammie]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

That is really effing terrifying.

Says the birthmother of Raiders of the Lost Ark Garrus and cupcakes. (Yes I know I took the blame for that)

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Edit: What happens is you get five people rushing to offer the same answer.

...Really? That must be the Garrus sideeffect.


You know, my sig looks a lot less over the top with your new banner, Xsause Elcor comment and all.

Modifié par Flammie, 17 avril 2010 - 11:06 .

[Xsause]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Hello Garrus fans, how is your day going?

I'm doing fine, and so is Garrus.

You?

Modifié par Xsause, 17 avril 2010 - 11:08 .