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[janeym27]

Xsause wrote...

Collider wrote...

Xsause wrote...

Speaking of everyone's bro Wrex, I hope we'll finally find out who sent Shepard that mating request after killing the Thresher Maw...

...come on! Wrex is now officially the only ME1 squad member you CAN'T romance.

...dammit, why do I want EVERYONE to be a potential LI?

That's kind of disturbing if Shepard is male

There is fanfic. Written by yours truly, in fact.

Yes, I'm pretty sick.

Yes. Yes you are.


EDIT: 2If there ever was a fetish for breaking the rules, Garrus probably had
it. And he had it bad. "

I snorted my juice, I laughted so hard!

Modifié par janeym27, 17 avril 2010 - 11:49 .

[kglaser]

Collider wrote...
just so this is mass effect related, here's ME1 FemShep's amazing giraffe neck:
www.youtube.com/watch

Haha, the precise same thing happened to me--twice

[Mrs Vakarian]

Thanks for the all the positive comments regarding my Garrus plate!!



As for this whole cup cake obsession, I was making cup cakes for my friends birthday at 2am in the morning, and of course I kept giggling at the fact I was getting icing everywhere and that it was incredibly sticky and sweet XD. Is it bad I already have this whole story in my head (as well as a scandalous picture I will eventually draw)?



-Garrus & Shepard are putting frosting on cupcakes together aboard the Normandy in the kitchen-



*Mordin gets off elevator and here's giggling, but cannot see Shepard or Garrus, and decides to only listen in and not disturb the human/turian couple*



SHEPARD: Omg Garrus!!! You got it everywhere!!!



GARRUS: Sorry Shepard, I just couldn't contain myself.



SHEPARD: Really Garrus, really now? It's all over me. Including my face.



GARRUS: Hey, in my defense, I told you to open wide and to take it.



SHEPARD: Well I wasn't exactly expecting a full frontal assualt. You kind of jus splattered it everywhere. I'm completely covered, and thanks to your lack of control I'm all sticky.



*Mordin Cringes*



GARRUS: Well if it makes you feel any better my hands are completely covered.



SHEPARD: Mine our too you jerk... I couldn't let you have all the fun.



GARRUS: So you enjoyed it?



SHEPARD: Well... Ok, it was kind of enjoyable. HOWEVER, what the hell am I going to do about this whole sticky mess all over me?



GARRUS: Well, you could always lick it off.



*Mordin shutters at the idea of anaphyleptic shock*



SHEPARD: And go into shock? No thank you.



*Mordin breathes a sigh of relief*



GARRUS: But isn't it worth? I mean don't you females have a love and affinity for sweet things? And I can ensure you it's very sweet.



SHEPARD: Well I really do love the taste of sweet things (like Mountain Dew =P). And you worked so hard to create such a sweet and lovely mess.



GARRUS: And I have no problem creating another mess... In fact I rather enjoy it.



SHEPARD: I bet you do... So you really want me to lick up this mess?



*Mordin grows increasingly nervous and weirded out*



GARRUS: I really do. You deserve to enjoy the sweetness of life. Although don't be surprised if I can't control myself again.



SHEPARD: I look forward to it and I will swallow/lick any sticky mess you throw at me. But first I must lick up the first mess you made...



*Mordin begins to make a mad dash to the kitchen*



GARRUS: Don't let me stop you.



*Mordin bursts into the kitchen with a look of urgency and fear on his face*



MORDIN: DO NOT INGEST!!!



*Garrus and Shepard, all covered in cup cake frosting, look at Mordin with a complete look of confusion on their face*



MORDIN: Ohhh... I thought you were engaging in the consumption of inter-species dextro amino acid fluids. Can see I am wrong. Very glad.



GARRUS & SHEPARD: Wait... What?!



MORDIN: Must be going now. Have fun with your baking.



*Mordin quickly scurries away, relieved but slightly embarassed by his false interjection*



*Garrus and Shepard look at each other and blush*



GARRUS: Well it does sound like a very thrilling and enjoyable idea. What do you think Shepard?



*Shepard looks him in the eye and smiles, while wrapping her arms around him*



SHEPARD: It sounds like a lot of fun, Garrus.



-light fades to black-





So yeah... That's just how my mind works... And I'm sorry if this post is completely off topic now, but I'm on my phone, so typing things fast and efficiently is out of the question. XD









-Garrus

[Collider]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

And in ME2, the slot thing gets screwed up if one of your party members dies.

Yea, it does, that might be it. Or if Shepard dies (in gameplay), when you reload the slots can be switched.

[Splinter Cell 108]

Since we're speaking of the endgame in ME1, the only way to get Captain Anderson to ask "where's the commander" to Garrus at the end is by using Tali and Garrus in your party. Garrus is also the one that comments on Charles Saracino's racist ideals if you have Garrus and Tali as your squadmembers. I think I said this in the past but I don't remember.



Now I'm trying to figure out how to make Shepard save Garrus in ME2 after destroying the Reaper in the Collector base. If Garrus is the 2nd squad's leader it won't happen which makes me angry because Garrus gets so happy when you choose him to lead. It's also better to choose a teamate you haven't chosen before the "hold the line part" otherwise you have to choose Garrus 1st or 2nd to be able to save him I don't know which of the two puts him there. I also don't know how to make him pull up Shepard when she/he jumps to the Normandy when everyone's about to leave. This is all really annoying, they should have made it similar to ME1 so that there is just one way to do it.

[kglaser]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Garrus is always fine.

Holy cow, there he either looks like Atton Rand or that one guy on here's DA:O avatar...dang I can't remember who.

[Cerrydd]

Xsause wrote...

I live in Holland. No ashes here.

Alle gekheid op een stokje! Where? I'm happy, I thought I was the only Dutch girl here.

Sorry, can't post any more. My BF's parents are here and they want to sleep (in the living room). Can't wait until I finally have time to read and post here again. I miss Garrus and all of you . Is it a bad thing if I get frustrated when I can't F5 this thread because people are visiting me?

I'll be back tomorrow... woohooo... and because someone mentioned the Garrus effect somewhere in the last pages, I'll repost this:

[Collider]

@Splinter Cell try putting Garrus in the second slot with you against the human reaper. Make sure not to have anyone die or Shepard die (for example play on casual). The two times I've played the game the person who was in the second slot was always the one who fell.

[kraidy1117]

Cerrydd wrote...

Xsause wrote...

I live in Holland. No ashes here.

Alle gekheid op een stokje! Where? I'm happy, I thought I was the only Dutch girl here.

Sorry, can't post any more. My BF's parents are here and they want to sleep (in the living room). Can't wait until I finally have time to read and post here again. I miss Garrus and all of you . Is it a bad thing if I get frustrated when I can't F5 this thread because people are visiting me?

I'll be back tomorrow... woohooo... and because someone mentioned the Garrus effect somewhere in the last pages, I'll repost this:

LOL?

[Flammie]

...And we get our first non-serious interjection for a long while. Good one, Mrs Vakarian, anyway.



I think slots probably do come into it, and somehow, somewhere, I screwed up. Or maybe it is a Paragon/Renegade score thing. I honestly don't know.



I picked Garrus for both fire team leaders and I saved him... Miranda pulled me up, though. I honestly don't know how it works. Once again, it would have been nice to get some formulae/deductions, but that's unlikely to happen.

[Ray Joel Oh]

Mrs Vakarian wrote...

Hahaha, oh man if you people ruin cupcakes for me I SWEAR TO GOD

[Collider]

I know Ecael may be able to figure it out. She seems to be good with all that metagaming stuff. She's the one who made the thread where you can have the worst playthrough for import to ME3 - where only Kasumi and Morinth survive (although Zaeed would be worse than Kasumi IMO). Maybe she can dig in the files or test stuff and figure out how to get the fall/pull thing down exactly.

[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...

Garrus shot Saren in the head for you? It was Wrex for me. Garrus just did the "He's dead," comment.

Same happened to me, but I ALWAYS bring Garrus along as one of the squaddies solely so I can see how cool his feet look when he jumps down there.  Turian feet fascinate me.

[Flammie]

It could be worth asking, if Ecael is able to work around that kind of thing.

Oh, wow, I'm not the only one fascinated by turian feet o_O

No... I can still eat cupcakes without it affecting me. Though I can also see horrible pictures and just forget about it.

So... are we going to go serious, or non-serious, right now? It's starting to branch a bit. I seem to be embodying both right now.

I missed you too, Cerrydd. Maybe you and Xsause and get together or something. And I remember that pic. Pretty funny.

Modifié par Flammie, 17 avril 2010 - 11:57 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

Ah, the naked Cathy picture again.

[Splinter Cell 108]

Collider wrote...

@Splinter Cell try putting Garrus in the second slot with you against the human reaper. Make sure not to have anyone die or Shepard die (for example play on casual). The two times I've played the game the person who was in the second slot was always the one who fell.

Believe me I've tried all combinations with Garrus as leader and he still doesn't want to be saved. I changed squadmates every time to see if that's what was doing that. Besides if he's the one that's going to get saved then he stands next to Shepard in the speech thing and he never does. I think it won't happen if you put him as the 2nd team's leader. I don't suppose you know how to make him pull Shepard up when she jumps to the Normandy.

[Ray Joel Oh]

Garrus is just too darned capable to need your help, I guess.

[Collider]

A few days after picking up Mass Effect (I was on the first planet, Noveria) I was also browsing 4chan's /v/ section. Someone inexplicably posted Wrex and Garrus porn and I was scarred.

[kglaser]

Collider wrote...

@kglaser If that was posted in here, I'm glad I browse these forums with images turned off o_O

Oh no Collider, it's actually very cute and there is nothing disgusting about it.  Actually, it made me just about laugh my a** off.  (It's a kitten peeking out of a toilet with facepaint and a scanner drawn on its face and I don't even think the toilet has any water in it.)

[Flammie]

I still don't know whose husband made the toilet seat cat comment... I guess I'll start looking.

I nearly read that as "Garrus is just too darned adorable to need your help, I guess."

I put him as both fire team leaders and I saved him... Unless being the first counteracts the negative effect of the second...

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:01 .

[Collider]

Splinter Cell 108 wrote...

Collider wrote...

@Splinter Cell try putting Garrus in the second slot with you against the human reaper. Make sure not to have anyone die or Shepard die (for example play on casual). The two times I've played the game the person who was in the second slot was always the one who fell.

Believe me I've tried all combinations with Garrus as leader and he still doesn't want to be saved. I changed squadmates every time to see if that's what was doing that. Besides if he's the one that's going to get saved then he stands next to Shepard in the speech thing and he never does. I think it won't happen if you put him as the 2nd team's leader. I don't suppose you know how to make him pull Shepard up when she jumps to the Normandy.

You can try using loyal Miranda or Jacob for second squad leader, I think.

[Xsause]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Mrs Vakarian wrote...

Hahaha, oh man if you people ruin cupcakes for me I SWEAR TO GOD

[janeym27]

@Xsause: You have a sick mind!



@Mrs Vakarian: As do you!



Cannot stop laughing.

[Flammie]

Found it:

Pannamaslo wrote...

My husband thankfully does not give a damn about games, s-f, aliens etc. so I can do what I want.{smilie}

EDIT: On the other note:Once  he saw early Garrus' art on a postcards added to a retail game version (which I use as my bookmark XD ) he said: "Why does this cat have a toilet seat around his neck?" (upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Masseffect_09_450x265.jpg)Clueless I tell you{smilie}

Also realised how much of an uncomfortable, immature out of place idiot I was when I first started. Still am now.

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:04 .

[drunken pyromaniac]

Collider wrote...

A few days after picking up Mass Effect (I was on the first planet, Noveria) I was also browsing 4chan's /v/ section. Someone inexplicably posted Wrex and Garrus porn and I was scarred.

*sticks head in*
There is a lot of Garrues\\Wrex porn for some reason. Nothing compares to some of the Thane stuff I've seen though.
*looks haunted and pops back out*