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[Xsause]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Collider wrote...

A few days after picking up Mass Effect (I was on the first planet, Noveria) I was also browsing 4chan's /v/ section. Someone inexplicably posted Wrex and Garrus porn and I was scarred.

*sticks head in*
There is a lot of Garrues\\\\\\\\Wrex porn for some reason. Nothing compares to some of the Thane stuff I've seen though.
*looks haunted and pops back out*

That recon scout Garrus was talking about? The one he sparred with? The one he tested his reach with? That was Wrex in disguise.

Modifié par Xsause, 18 avril 2010 - 12:10 .

[janeym27]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Collider wrote...

A few days after picking up Mass Effect (I was on the first planet, Noveria) I was also browsing 4chan's /v/ section. Someone inexplicably posted Wrex and Garrus porn and I was scarred.

*sticks head in*
There is a lot of Garrues\\\\Wrex porn for some reason. Nothing compares to some of the Thane stuff I've seen though.
*looks haunted and pops back out*

Thane? Really? Well, he is halluceonagenic...

There is a lot of Garrus/Tali about as well (which I can never unsee!). Wonder what the ratio of Wrex/Tali is... and will never, ever seacrh to find out!

[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...
No... I can still eat cupcakes without it affecting me.

Even the ones with filling?

[drunken pyromaniac]

Xsause wrote...


That recon scout Garrus was talking about? The one he sparred with? The one he tested his reach with? That was Wrex in disguise.

Oh, but of course! How stupid of me! It's so obvious!

[Flammie]

kglaser wrote...

Flammie wrote...
No... I can still eat cupcakes without it affecting me.

Even the ones with filling?

You're not going to twist me. I'll continue eating stuff, even after seeing stuff. Only time I'll be stopped is if both happen at the same time.

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:12 .

[Collider]

janeym27 wrote...

It scares the hell out of me. The guy who posted it was a jerk. I was even using Garrus and Wrex at the time

[janeym27]

Good lord. It's a good job I have to go to bed soon. lol



I swear, if we break 500 pages on this cupcake meme... we may have crossed a creepy line.



.... How come medigel works for all races? You'd think it would not.

[Kotori Ky]

I had Garrus as my Fire Team leader for both trips and then my first choice as backup in the finale and I pulled him up and then he pulled me up. (That was on my second playthrough, the Hardmode Infiltrator.) My first playthrough I had Miranda as FT1 and Garrus as FT2 and took Garrus and Legion with me to the end and I saved Legion and then Legion pulled me onto the ship. So... I got lucky, I guess. Heh



Work today BLEW. And I wrenched my bad knee badly, making an already bad day even WORSE. I bought a fresh new bottle of amaretto on the way home. Happy Hour(night) for me. Out of sheer necessity. /sigh

[Xsause]

janeym27 wrote...

.... How come medigel works for all races? You'd think it would not.

Hey, it even works on Geth, so...

A wizard did it!

[drunken pyromaniac]

janeym27 wrote...

Thane? Really? Well, he is halluceonagenic...

There is a lot of Garrus/Tali about as well (which I can never unsee!). Wonder what the ratio of Wrex/Tali is... and will never, ever seacrh to find out!

Yes, Thane. That artist had an...interesting way of depicting the male body.
Oh yes, Garrus/Tali stuff. Don't know who decided that Tali has purple skin but all Tali porn seems to depict her with it. It looks like Garrus is having sex with a grape.

[Collider]

janeym27 wrote...
.... How come medigel works for all races? You'd think it would not.

That's a good point. Wasn't it developed by humans? Then again this is the future and biotics are basically space magic. Medigel also for some reason works on Legion.

Do you think they're going to have another instance where we can steer Garrus to Paragon or Renegade, in ME3? I wonder if we'll actually get a difference this time, other than a few lines. They said in ME3 they can go all out and have all these branches, I wonder if that extends to Garrus too.

[Flammie]

I'm pretty sure antibiotics and antiseptics work on anything, wounds are pretty much the same, it's just the blood that comes out. I guess medi-gel has been adapted for multiple race use. Dunno about the geth thing, actually.

I think somebody suggested that Garrus should be able to make a choice on his own if you Paragon'd or Renegaded him in ME2 and 1 in ME3, which I thought was quite interesting.

I should be getting to bed soon, too. Don't worry, this is NOT a meme. It's just a little roadbump.

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:15 .

[kglaser]

Xsause wrote...

Xsause strikes yet again!  Xsause, you are never ever allowed to leave this thread. 
So first we have Garrus thinking of McDonald's ice cream cones, then cupcakes...he's obviously addicted to sweets.  I think he's in need of an intervention.  It's not healthy to think about the same thing all the time and obsess over it.


Wait...what? :innocent:

[Collider]

Do any of you think there's a chance Garrus could become a Spectre? Then again, it may not be practical in ME3 considering Shepard's head honcho. Maybe after ME3? Could be interesting.

[Ray Joel Oh]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Yes, Thane. That artist had an...interesting way of depicting the male body.
Oh yes, Garrus/Tali stuff. Don't know who decided that Tali has purple skin but all Tali porn seems to depict her with it. It looks like Garrus is having sex with a grape.

I'm more disturbed by what was going on with his stomach.  Anybody watch Ugly Americans?  He had a threehole.

Collider wrote...

Do any of you think there's a chance
Garrus could become a Spectre? Then again, it may not be practical in
ME3 considering Shepard's head honcho. Maybe after ME3? Could be
interesting.

There seems to be plot flags in the ME1
savegame that allude to that possibility.

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 18 avril 2010 - 12:17 .

[kglaser]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...
 It looks like Garrus is having sex with a grape.

/forehead slap
Great...now someone will be drawing THAT.

:lol:

P.S.  Wait, I just got a great Garrus wine label idea...um, wait, no never mind.

[Flammie]

...Two minutes ago you wondered about ME3's Garrus alignment, and now you come up with another one? The amount of Garrus we're going through is insane @.@

It's entirely possible, perhaps after the course of ME3, though. I agree, it wouldn't be practical in the middle of the reaper war. Unless the Council grants Spectre status to every single crew member in ME3 to help them all. Which would be pretty cool. I think taking on the Reapers is sure to give a few bonus Spectre points, too.


Let's talk about Garrus' feet.

...No, maybe not.

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:19 .

[Xsause]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Yes, Thane. That artist had an...interesting way of depicting the male body.
Oh yes, Garrus/Tali stuff. Don't know who decided that Tali has purple skin but all Tali porn seems to depict her with it. It looks like Garrus is having sex with a grape.

I'm more disturbed by what was going on with his stomach.  Anybody watch Ugly Americans?  He had a threehole.

Reposting this due to relevance:

[janeym27]

Collider wrote...

Do any of you think there's a chance Garrus could become a Spectre? Then again, it may not be practical in ME3 considering Shepard's head honcho. Maybe after ME3? Could be interesting.

Isn't that where renegading him in ME1 pushes him towards... but he still couldn't deal with the politics? He'd make an awesome spectre!

[drunken pyromaniac]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...


I'm more disturbed by what was going on with his stomach.  Anybody watch Ugly Americans?  He had a threehole.

Oh, that one, with his appendage located in his abdomen. That is also....haunting.

[Xsause]

janeym27 wrote...

Collider wrote...

Do any
of you think there's a chance Garrus could become a Spectre? Then again,
it may not be practical in ME3 considering Shepard's head honcho. Maybe
after ME3? Could be interesting.

Isn't that where
renegading him in ME1 pushes him towards... but he still couldn't deal
with the politics? He'd make an awesome spectre!

Spectre Garrus would be awesome. Make it happen, BioWare!

Modifié par Xsause, 18 avril 2010 - 12:22 .

[Collider]

Flammie wrote...

...Two minutes ago you wondered about ME3's Garrus alignment, and now you come up with another one? The amount of Garrus we're going through is insane @.@

It's entirely possible, perhaps after the course of ME3, though. I agree, it wouldn't be practical in the middle of the reaper war. Unless the Council grants Spectre status to every single crew member in ME3 to help them all. Which would be pretty cool. I think taking on the Reapers is sure to give a few bonus Spectre points, too.

The thought of Spectre Grunt and Jack amuses me greatly. Garrus is probably a great candidate considering his C-Sec training and as you said the role he had in taking down Saren (and the Collectors).

[drunken pyromaniac]

kglaser wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...
 It looks like Garrus is having sex with a grape.

/forehead slap
Great...now someone will be drawing THAT.

:lol:

P.S.  Wait, I just got a great Garrus wine label idea...um, wait, no never mind.

*clasps hand malevolently*
Yes, how horrible.
Seriously, I don't know whether to laugh or cry at these pics.

[Ray Joel Oh]

Regarding Rule #34, I think at least half of it is just for the
lulz.  Or maybe I'm just convincing myself of that since I can't deal
with the thought of people finding the things I've seen erotic.

Xsause wrote...

Renegade Garrus leaves C-Sec for what it is and reapplies for the Spectre program.

Paragon Garrus rejoins C-Sec and reapplies for the Spectre program.

Now whether that actually carries over to the next game or if they've just rewritten their goals remains to be seen.

[Flammie]

You never know, all the 34s/35s could be sweaty teenagers with glasses shoved behind computer screens cackling madly.

...Oh crap.

...Yeah, I didn't think the idea of granting Spectre status to Shepard's entire crew far through ^.^;;

...Spectre Miranda?! Jacob?!

Seriously, this thread is all over the place. Serious/non-serious. Clean/Dirty. Fast/Slow. Dammit, guys.

But, yeah, Xsause has it, the main point is if Garrus decides that C-Sec is worth falling back on or not.

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:25 .