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[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...

Let's talk about Garrus' feet.

...No, maybe not.

Yes, lets!
Anybody know where I can get a screenshot of just after he jumps down where Saren's body is?  A good screenshot where you can see the feet.  (I has Xbox.)
I always marveled at how turians walk on what to us would be tippytoe, like a cat does, but manages to support their weight very well. 
And speaking of that--
How much do you guys think an average turian adult male in armor weighs, anyway?  I'm crappy at estimating these things, but I'd say Garrus has to weigh almost double what Shepard does, in all that armor.  Not sure about when wearing the romance outfit, though.

[drunken pyromaniac]

Xsause wrote...


Reposting this due to relevance:

Rule34: If it exists, there is porn of it.
Protip: Do not under any circumstances look at Resident Evil rule34. No amount of Brain Bleach will purge that.

[janeym27]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...


Regarding Rule #34, I think at least half of it is just for the
lulz.  Or maybe I'm just convincing myself of that since I can't deal
with the thought of people finding the things I've seen erotic.

Xsause wrote...

Renegade Garrus leaves C-Sec for what it is and reapplies for the Spectre program.

Paragon Garrus rejoins C-Sec and reapplies for the Spectre program.

Now whether that actually carries over to the next game or if they've just rewritten their goals remains to be seen.

Garrus has to stay with Shep until the bitter end at this point. Will there even be Spectres about after he Reaper war...?

Also, if it doens't fall within the confines of rule #34, rule #35's got it covered.

[Xsause]

Flammie wrote...


...Spectre Miranda?! Jacob?!

For Jacob, becoming a Spectre would really be a priiiiiiiiiiiiiize.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Modifié par Xsause, 18 avril 2010 - 12:28 .

[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...
...Spectre Miranda?! Jacob?!

Spectre Kelly.
/tries to imagine seriously, can't

::headsplosion::

(yay I got to use it! )

[Ray Joel Oh]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Protip: Do not under any circumstances look at Resident Evil rule34. No amount of Brain Bleach will purge that.

Well darn it now I'm going to have to do exactly that.  Excuse me.

[Xsause]

kglaser wrote...

Flammie wrote...
...Spectre Miranda?! Jacob?!

Spectre Kelly.
/tries to imagine seriously, can't

::headsplosion::

(yay I got to use it! )

I can seriously picture Kelly writing self-insert fanfics about just that. And her romantic involvements with the entire alien crew. And a varren.

Modifié par Xsause, 18 avril 2010 - 12:30 .

[Collider]

But, yeah, Xsause has it, the main point is if Garrus decides that C-Sec is worth falling back on or not.

I think he'd like the freedom that it involves. So far Garrus isn't play by the books even if you paragoned him.

[drunken pyromaniac]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Protip: Do not under any circumstances look at Resident Evil rule34. No amount of Brain Bleach will purge that.

Well darn it now I'm going to have to do exactly that.  Excuse me.

NO DON'T! Heaven help you.
On the plus side, after you see Nemesis\\Jill Valentine porn you'll never be frightened again.

[Flammie]

Yeah, Garrus still dislikes the rules at heart, it's just Shepard made him reconsider, but since he wasn't experiencing C-Sec anymore, he wasn't quite sure. Then he truly realised, and was sure that he hated C-Sec when he returned, even if you paragon'd him.

@kglaser: RiotLaFontaine is still making her impressive ME1 turian screenshots. She hasn't quite gotten to the final battle yet, but I'm sure we'll get some images of that. And Garrus's feet... I wanna lick them

Turians seem to have an impressive sense of balance, actually. And I like the kind of tippy-toe stance. No idea about the armour weight, but turians must be quite strong/well supportive to carry all that.

...Spectre Legion...

...Spectre is starting to sound a lot like a shortened version of "Inspector", the amount of time I'm saying it...

My mind comes with brain bleach included, it appears. But I can't be bothered to search for this stuff being mentioned.

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:33 .

[Xsause]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Protip: Do not under any circumstances look at Resident Evil rule34. No amount of Brain Bleach will purge that.

Well darn it now I'm going to have to do exactly that.  Excuse me.

NO DON'T! Heaven help you.
On the plus side, after you see Nemesis\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\Jill Valentine porn you'll never be frightened again.

"You were almost a Jill sandwich."

Oh great, first 2 Girls 1 Cup and now 2 Zombies 1 Jill?

How did we even get to this conversation?  

Modifié par Xsause, 18 avril 2010 - 12:33 .

[Collider]

Flammie wrote...

...Spectre is starting to sound a lot like a shortened version of "Inspector", the amount of time I'm saying it...

I tend to view Spectre as being related to "ghost." Spectres do things behind the scene and out of view, sort of how phantoms and ghosts are traditionally portrayed.

[janeym27]

Xsause wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Protip: Do not under any circumstances look at Resident Evil rule34. No amount of Brain Bleach will purge that.

Well darn it now I'm going to have to do exactly that.  Excuse me.

NO DON'T! Heaven help you.
On the plus side, after you see Nemesis\\\\\\\\Jill Valentine porn you'll never be frightened again.

Oh great, first 2 Girls 1 Cup and now 2 Zombies 1 Jill?

How did we even get to this conversation?  

DUDE!

Yeah.. remember last night when I said the internet couldn't hurt you? Turns out I was wrong.

So, Garrus. He's got some pretty nifty threads there in his casual wear, eh? I support casual wear for all crew while on the Normandy, and extra outfits Shepard can make them wear.

[Flammie]

Yeah, I know Spectre is supposed to mean ghost, but the sheer amount of repetition makes it seem more like 'Spector.

Hmm... let's get these all out of the way, and laugh at them later:

Spectre Kaidan
Spectre Ashley
Spectre Wrex
Spectre Garrus
Spectre Tali
Spectre Miranda
Spectre Jacob
Spectre Mordin
Spectre Grunt
Spectre Jack
Spectre Thane
Spectre Samara
Spectre Zaeed
Spectre Kasumi

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:36 .

[kglaser]

Xsause wrote...
How did we even get to this conversation?  

It was somehow all Jacob's fault.

[drunken pyromaniac]

kglaser wrote...


It was somehow all Jacob's fault.

Yes, lets go with that.
Seriously though, Collider mentioned something and I replied.

[janeym27]

So let me get this straight. Not only are we the alcoholic thread, now we are the spurious pr0n thread as well?



Garrus would be disappoint!

[Collider]

janeym27 wrote...

Xsause wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...
Protip: Do not under any circumstances look at Resident Evil rule34. No amount of Brain Bleach will purge that.

Well darn it now I'm going to have to do exactly that.  Excuse me.

NO DON'T! Heaven help you.
On the plus side, after you see Nemesis\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\Jill Valentine porn you'll never be frightened again.

Oh great, first 2 Girls 1 Cup and now 2 Zombies 1 Jill?

How did we even get to this conversation?  

DUDE!

Yeah.. remember last night when I said the internet couldn't hurt you? Turns out I was wrong.

So, Garrus. He's got some pretty nifty threads there in his casual wear, eh? I support casual wear for all crew while on the Normandy, and extra outfits Shepard can make them wear.

I'm looking forward to the rest of the alt. outfit packs I'd laugh pretty hard if they gave Jacob shades.

[Collider]

Flammie wrote...

Yeah, I know Spectre is supposed to mean ghost, but the sheer amount of repetition makes it seem more like 'Spector.

Hmm... let's get these all out of the way, and laugh at them later:

Spectre Kaidan
Spectre Ashley
Spectre Wrex
Spectre Garrus
Spectre Tali
Spectre Miranda
Spectre Jacob
Spectre Mordin
Spectre Grunt
Spectre Jack
Spectre Thane
Spectre Samara
Spectre Zaeed
Spectre Kasumi

They pretty much all fail aside from Spectre Garrus, tbh.

[Flammie]

Yeah, none of them will work. Still amusing to think about them all being Spectres.

janeym27 wrote...

So let me get this straight. Not only are we the alcoholic thread, now we are the spurious pr0n thread as well?

Garrus would be disappoint!

You know, this video actually made me think of all the drunkies in this thread:

Death by Skooma

Once again, I could see that (on a less extreme scale) happening to someone. Maybe Kotori Ky (I'm kidding )

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:39 .

[Xsause]

kglaser wrote...

Xsause wrote...
How did we even get to this conversation?  

It was somehow all Jacob's fault.

Silly Jacob, trying to sneak into Garrus' armor.

[janeym27]

Flammie wrote...

Yeah, I know Spectre is supposed to mean ghost, but the sheer amount of repetition makes it seem more like 'Spector.

Hmm... let's get these all out of the way, and laugh at them later:

Spectre Kaidan
Spectre Ashley
Spectre Wrex
Spectre Garrus
Spectre Tali
Spectre Miranda
Spectre Jacob
Spectre Mordin
Spectre Grunt
Spectre Jack
Spectre Thane
Spectre Samara
Spectre Zaeed
Spectre Kasumi

lol. Spectre Garrus sounds like Inspector Gadget.

*sings theme*

do do do do do It's Spetre Garrus.
do do do do do -do do!

[kglaser]

I want to see Mordin with the Kanye West shades.

[Ray Joel Oh]

If they're about as dense as humans, I'm guessing they are average 200+lbs without armor, since they're all pretty tall. With armor, who knows. Can't tell if it's power armor or what it's made out of.



I'd only consider getting other alternate appearance packs if they gave Jacob plastic shades.

[Collider]

Flammie wrote...
You know, this video actually made me think of all the drunkies in this thread:

Death by Skooma

Once again, I could see that (on a less extreme scale) happening to someone. Maybe Kotori Ky (I'm kidding )

www.youtube.com/watch