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[Xsause]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...


I'd only consider getting other alternate appearance packs if they gave Jacob plastic shades.

And a captain's hat. Don't forget the captain's hat.

[drunken pyromaniac]

janeym27 wrote...

So let me get this straight. Not only are we the alcoholic thread, now we are the spurious pr0n thread as well?

Garrus would be disappoint!

That would be my fault, sorry.
*slinks off*

[Flammie]

Skooma malarkey is pretty funny in all forms.



...I'm seriously confused about where this thread is actually going.

[kglaser]

Xsause wrote...

Silly Jacob, trying to sneak into Garrus' armor.

Look at this...hea--NO I CAN'T DO IT...holy f***** **** what the **** happened to his MOUTH there?!?

[janeym27]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

So let me get this straight. Not only are we the alcoholic thread, now we are the spurious pr0n thread as well?

Garrus would be disappoint!

That would be my fault, sorry.
*slinks off*

No no. It's fine (I think the alcoholism was partly my fault). I just wanted to know where we stand.

(Can't get the bloody Inspector Garrus theme out of my head now. I blame Jacob for this too!)

Not Jacob hatin', you understand. Just while we're blaming him for stuff...

[kglaser]

janeym27 wrote...

do do do do do It's Spetre Garrus.
do do do do do -do do!

HAHAHAHAHA
WIN WIN WIN

[Collider]

Xsause wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Xsause wrote...
How did we even get to this conversation?  

It was somehow all Jacob's fault.

Silly Jacob, trying to sneak into Garrus' armor.

Oh my god did I laugh.

[Ray Joel Oh]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

So let me get this straight. Not only are we the alcoholic thread, now we are the spurious pr0n thread as well?

Garrus would be disappoint!

That would be my fault, sorry.
*slinks off*

No way, I'm usually the one responsible for funneling this thread into the gutter.  You're fitting in fiiine.

[Flammie]

No, I think we're all responsible for the way this thread goes. Still love it, though.

kglaser wrote...

Xsause wrote...

Silly Jacob, trying to sneak into Garrus' armor.

Look at this...hea--NO I CAN'T DO IT...holy f***** **** what the **** happened to his MOUTH there?!?

It's always like that. Didn't you know?

[kglaser]

/has thread open in one tab and masskink open in another

[Flammie]

...And there goes our dignity.



*solemn music*



*flushes toilet*

[drunken pyromaniac]

@janeym and Ray Joel Oh:

Thanks I'll try to be serious for a while though.

*puts serious face on*

[Sand King]

 Just made this

[Ray Joel Oh]

Flammie wrote...

...And there goes our dignity.

*solemn music*

*flushes toilet*

You're really freaking funny sometimes, Flammie.  I laugh aloud.

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 18 avril 2010 - 12:51 .

[Kotori Ky]

Flammie wrote...

Yeah, none of them will work. Still amusing to think about them all being Spectres.

janeym27 wrote...

So let me get this straight. Not only are we the alcoholic thread, now we are the spurious pr0n thread as well?

Garrus would be disappoint!

You know, this video actually made me think of all the drunkies in this thread:

Death by Skooma

Once again, I could see that (on a less extreme scale) happening to someone. Maybe Kotori Ky (I'm kidding )

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey....

I'm not a hyper drunk, I'm a relaxed smiling huggy drunk. So naya. (Skooma always made me laugh in Oblivion.)

[kglaser]

kglaser wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Garrus is always fine.

Holy cow, there he either looks like Atton Rand or that one guy on here's DA:O avatar...dang I can't remember who.

OK found it SirEmilCrane's ava:

(I know it's not the same just something about the facial expression, heh)

Modifié par kglaser, 18 avril 2010 - 12:52 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

That poster is BlTCHIN.

And ha, resemblance noted.

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 18 avril 2010 - 12:52 .

[janeym27]

kglaser wrote...

/has thread open in one tab and masskink open in another

I was unaware of that until last night. Either Stephie or Silt opened my eyes... I can't unsee! 

(I'll say it again "Shepard mentored Garrus and I don't see him rubbing his raptor penis
on Shepard's forehead while he sleeps." is not a sentence anyonie should ever have to say!

On an unrealted note: I'm reading s Robin Hobb book, and it had a paragraph which made me think Garrus and giggle.

"He knew little of dragons, so he focused on what he did know. She was female. So he would groom his plumage and offer gifts and see what it brought him."

I like to think that male approaches to courtship are universal. I can see Garrus tihnking like that. lol

(tries desperatly to get back clean and on topic sorta...)

[Flammie]

Kotori Ky wrote...

Flammie wrote...

Yeah, none of them will work. Still amusing to think about them all being Spectres.

janeym27 wrote...

So let me get this straight. Not only are we the alcoholic thread, now we are the spurious pr0n thread as well?

Garrus would be disappoint!

You know, this video actually made me think of all the drunkies in this thread:

Death by Skooma

Once again, I could see that (on a less extreme scale) happening to someone. Maybe Kotori Ky (I'm kidding )

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey....[smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png[/smilie]

I'm not a hyper drunk, I'm a relaxed smiling huggy drunk. So naya. (Skooma always made me laugh in Oblivion.)

*Kotori chases after somebody who looks like Garrus down a hill*
Kotori: GIMME A HUG! I'M SMILEY!!!
*Kotori collapses from drinking too much, but somehow it means she vaults forwards*
*She flies through the air*
Kotori: I can see my house from here!
*She slams face first into a tower*

Someone actually found that dignity comment funny? o_O

@Sand King:
...Impressive, that's pretty motivating.

Modifié par Flammie, 18 avril 2010 - 12:56 .

[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...

...And there goes our dignity.

*solemn music*

*flushes toilet*

NOOO GARRUSCAT NOOOOOO

[Kotori Ky]

.....I should so swat you, Flammie. I really should. But I'm laughing too hard.

[Ray Joel Oh]

Flammie wrote...

Someone actually found that dignity comment funny? o_O

Punctuating jokes with toilet flushing is always funny.  The Simpsons' parody of Married With Children taught me that.

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 18 avril 2010 - 12:56 .

[drunken pyromaniac]

Flammie wrote...

...And there goes our dignity.

*solemn music*

*flushes toilet*

I laughed, I have to admit it.

[Splinter Cell 108]

Collider wrote...

Splinter Cell 108 wrote...

Collider wrote...

@Splinter Cell try putting Garrus in the second slot with you against the human reaper. Make sure not to have anyone die or Shepard die (for example play on casual). The two times I've played the game the person who was in the second slot was always the one who fell.

Believe me I've tried all combinations with Garrus as leader and he still doesn't want to be saved. I changed squadmates every time to see if that's what was doing that. Besides if he's the one that's going to get saved then he stands next to Shepard in the speech thing and he never does. I think it won't happen if you put him as the 2nd team's leader. I don't suppose you know how to make him pull Shepard up when she jumps to the Normandy.

You can try using loyal Miranda or Jacob for second squad leader, I think.

I know the only problem Garrus makes a face of gratitude when you put him as the leader. How could I deny him that? I guess too bad for him, he's getting saved whether he likes it or not.

[Kotori Ky]

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Flammie wrote...

...And there goes our dignity.

*solemn music*

*flushes toilet*

I laughed, I have to admit it.

So did I. Both from the idea of a solemn 'burial at sea' to the idea
that all of our minds have gone down that way long long ago....