Garrus Love and Adoration v.2
#12376
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 09:57
#12377
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 09:58
#12378
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:02
Flammie wrote...
...What would be strange is if Mass Effect played out in real life, and this thread still existed. And Shepard was one of the regulars here. I think Garrus would be incredibly worried if he hacked in.
So all the times he claimed to be "calibrating", he was actually lurking this thread? ::shakes fist:: GAARRUUSS....
#12379
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:02
#12380
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:03
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Yeah, lets see the Illusive Man strangle Udina to death or something.
QFT!!!!
#12381
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:04
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Yeah, lets see the Illusive Man strangle Udina to death or something.
No way, if someone is supposed to strangle Udina to death, it's Shepard. If TIM wants to prove he's badass, let him strangle Harbinger.
Sleep well, Flammie.
Modifié par Cerrydd, 18 avril 2010 - 10:07 .
#12382
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:09
Timerider42 wrote...
I started reading Revelation last night and when I woke up this morning I kept reading until now. It's almost noon and I haven't eaten anything. I can't put it down. Well, I did, but still. I'm already almost halfway through it but I haven't gotten to the part about Saren yet.
Cancel all your everything for the rest of the day. The book is about to take off.
#12383
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:16
MainShep: Sar-- Oh. In that case, no.janeym27 wrote...
OK - is there any NPC in the entire MEverse (Saren doesn't count, cos he's evil and DEAD!) who your FemShep would leave Garrus for?
Shepard #7: This is the second time today I had to cover Garrus' ears so he wouldn't hear you say that. o_o; Well... at least, I think turian ears are in the same place as human ears. Garrus, can you hear me now?
I would just make other Shepards if extra NPCs suddenly became romance-able. xD The one who will romance Kaidan and Jacob might be looking for a replacement in ME3 though.
#12384
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:22
#12385
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:27
janeym27 wrote...
But he'd be a fireball in bed!
Nah, it'd be over way too fast. The opposite problem of romancing an elcor.
#12386
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:30
I would definitely watch the results of Shepard breaking up with Kaidan for Garrus on youtube. xD MainShep only likes turians, so she was single in ME1. As for that other Shepard... poor Jacob was kind of her "rebound guy".janeym27 wrote...
ZING! Garrus defending my (I mean, FemShep's) honor to Kaiden FTW!
#12387
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:31
#12388
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:36
kglaser wrote...
janeym27 wrote...
But he'd be a fireball in bed!
Nah, it'd be over way too fast. The opposite problem of romancing an elcor.
Hmm.... I was thinking that he could ... switch his attention... never mind.
Elcor sex would be unplesent. Distracting, if nothing else.
Tentitivly excited: Are you sure you really want to do this?
With sincerity: You really mean a lot to me.
With barely continaned hornyness: Your breasts are like two ripe passionfruits ready to be picked.
With unbridaled ecstasy: Oh. Shepard. That is so good. Do not stop.
With embarrassment: I am sorry. I usually last longer than that.
With unconcealed contempt: Make me an omlette.
...aaaaaaaand Garrus.
Edir: Oh my. What the heck is goin on in my brain tonight?
Modifié par janeym27, 18 avril 2010 - 10:38 .
#12389
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:37
#12390
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:42
Flammie wrote...
Maybe it is the hormones. But I don't want to get over the Garrus phase ._.
Don't worry...I'm 41. I still have hormones believe me.
Cerryyd was right; Garrus turns us into schoolgirls (or the male equivalent)
#12391
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:46
I hope the turians don't think so... since she sided with the Illusive Man and all. xDRay Joel Oh wrote...
Your main Shepard is racist!
I guess I worded that wrong though. She's only romantically interested in turians.
#12392
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:54
kglaser wrote...
Flammie wrote...
Maybe it is the hormones. But I don't want to get over the Garrus phase ._.
Don't worry...I'm 41. I still have hormones believe me.(well maybe not as nutty as when I was a teenager...man that was distracting)
Cerryyd was right; Garrus turns us into schoolgirls (or the male equivalent)
See? Kglaser almost reached the age to be in a retirement home and she's still into Garrus.
Just kidding of course
Janey, I especially liked the part about passion fruits. lol.
#12393
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:54
kglaser wrote...
Flammie wrote...
Maybe it is the hormones. But I don't want to get over the Garrus phase ._.
Don't worry...I'm 41. I still have hormones believe me.(well maybe not as nutty as when I was a teenager...man that was distracting)
Cerryyd was right; Garrus turns us into schoolgirls (or the male equivalent)
I have made Garrus the password to one of my accounts, and keep doodling him on my diary and notepads. I didn't even do that when I was a schoolgirl. lol
...my workmates may have a point.
Cerrydd wrote...
Janey, I especially liked the part about passion fruits. lol.
Maybe I was wrong. Elcor love might be hot.
Modifié par janeym27, 18 avril 2010 - 10:57 .
#12394
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 10:58
#12395
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 11:00
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Practicing your signature "Janey Vakarian" all over your textbooks with little hearts around it.
You make it sound weird.
#12396
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 11:04
#12397
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 11:06
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Practicing your signature "Janey Vakarian" all over your textbooks with little hearts around it.
Carving 'Garrus Forever' on your arm.
Errr...
#12398
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 11:07
#12399
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 11:09
janeym27 wrote...
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Practicing your signature "Janey Vakarian" all over your textbooks with little hearts around it.
You make it sound weird.
And Cerryyd, as for you...::attempts to hit Cerryyd in the leg with her walker, but misses::
/shakes fist: DARN YOU KIDS!!
#12400
Posté 18 avril 2010 - 11:09




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