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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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Ray Joel Oh

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Yeah, I want another good villain. Maybe if The Illusive Man would actually get his hands dirty he could qualify.

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The Illusive Man could work. He's much to behind the scenes to be like Saren though.

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Flammie wrote...
...What would be strange is if Mass Effect played out in real life, and this thread still existed. And Shepard was one of the regulars here. I think Garrus would be incredibly worried if he hacked in.


So all the times he claimed to be "calibrating", he was actually lurking this thread?  ::shakes fist:: GAARRUUSS....

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Ray Joel Oh

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Yeah, lets see the Illusive Man strangle Udina to death or something.

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Yeah, lets see the Illusive Man strangle Udina to death or something.


QFT!!!!:lol:

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Yeah, lets see the Illusive Man strangle Udina to death or something.


No way, if someone is supposed to strangle Udina to death, it's Shepard. If TIM wants to prove he's badass, let him strangle Harbinger.

Sleep well, Flammie.

Modifié par Cerrydd, 18 avril 2010 - 10:07 .


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Timerider42 wrote...

I started reading Revelation last night and when I woke up this morning I kept reading until now. It's almost noon and I haven't eaten anything. I can't put it down. Well, I did, but still. I'm already almost halfway through it but I haven't gotten to the part about Saren yet.


Cancel all your everything for the rest of the day.  The book is about to take off.

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@Ray Joel Oh: Actually, some of the in-game decisions Shepard can make could be considered just as "crazy", if not more so. xD My main Shepard just likes turians and certain types of Renegades.

janeym27 wrote...
OK - is there any NPC in the entire MEverse (Saren doesn't count, cos he's evil and DEAD! :P) who your FemShep would leave Garrus for? 

MainShep: Sar-- Oh. In that case, no.
Shepard #7: This is the second time today I had to cover Garrus' ears so he wouldn't hear you say that. o_o; Well... at least, I think turian ears are in the same place as human ears. Garrus, can you hear me now?

I would just make other Shepards if extra NPCs suddenly became romance-able. xD The one who will romance Kaidan and Jacob might be looking for a replacement in ME3 though.

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ZING! Garrus defending my (I mean, FemShep's) honor to Kaiden FTW!

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janeym27 wrote...

But he'd be a fireball in bed!


Nah, it'd be over way too fast.  The opposite problem of romancing an elcor.

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janeym27 wrote...

ZING! Garrus defending my (I mean, FemShep's) honor to Kaiden FTW!

I would definitely watch the results of Shepard breaking up with Kaidan for Garrus on youtube. xD MainShep only likes turians, so she was single in ME1. As for that other Shepard... poor Jacob was kind of her "rebound guy".

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Your main Shepard is racist!

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kglaser wrote...

janeym27 wrote...

But he'd be a fireball in bed!


Nah, it'd be over way too fast.  The opposite problem of romancing an elcor.


Hmm.... I was thinking that he could ... switch his attention... never mind.

Elcor sex would be unplesent. Distracting, if nothing else.


Tentitivly excited: Are you sure you really want to do this?
With sincerity: You really mean a lot to me.
With barely continaned hornyness: Your breasts are like two ripe passionfruits ready to be picked.
With unbridaled ecstasy: Oh. Shepard. That is so good. Do not stop.
With embarrassment: I am sorry. I usually last longer than that.
With unconcealed contempt: Make me an omlette.



...aaaaaaaand Garrus.

Edir: Oh my. What the heck is goin on in my brain tonight? :blink: SHADED!

Modifié par janeym27, 18 avril 2010 - 10:38 .


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Ray Joel Oh

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Oh god that's hot

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kglaser

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Flammie wrote...

Maybe it is the hormones. But I don't want to get over the Garrus phase ._.


Don't worry...I'm 41.  I still have hormones believe me. ;)  (well maybe not as nutty as when I was a teenager...man that was distracting)
Cerryyd was right; Garrus turns us into schoolgirls (or the male equivalent) :wub:

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Your main Shepard is racist!

I hope the turians don't think so... since she sided with the Illusive Man and all. xD

I guess I worded that wrong though. She's only romantically interested in turians. :) She has some human friends... Anderson, Joker, Kaidan before Horizon, Jacob (if I ever figure out how to talk to the guy without a flirty response from FemShep), and she would like Zaeed and Kasumi if I had the DLC. Kind of like how some of my other Shepards have alien friends but only have romantic interest in humans.

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kglaser wrote...

Flammie wrote...

Maybe it is the hormones. But I don't want to get over the Garrus phase ._.


Don't worry...I'm 41.  I still have hormones believe me. ;)  (well maybe not as nutty as when I was a teenager...man that was distracting)
Cerryyd was right; Garrus turns us into schoolgirls (or the male equivalent) :wub:


See? Kglaser almost reached the age to be in a retirement home and she's still into Garrus.

Just kidding of course :P. *runs away to avoid a possible renegade interrupt*

Janey, I especially liked the part about passion fruits. lol.

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kglaser wrote...

Flammie wrote...

Maybe it is the hormones. But I don't want to get over the Garrus phase ._.


Don't worry...I'm 41.  I still have hormones believe me. ;)  (well maybe not as nutty as when I was a teenager...man that was distracting)
Cerryyd was right; Garrus turns us into schoolgirls (or the male equivalent) :wub:


I have made Garrus the password to one of my accounts, and keep doodling him on my diary and notepads. I didn't even do that when I was a schoolgirl. lol

...my workmates may have a point. :?


Cerrydd wrote...

Janey, I especially liked the part about passion fruits. lol.


Maybe I was wrong. Elcor love might be hot.

Modifié par janeym27, 18 avril 2010 - 10:57 .


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Ray Joel Oh

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Practicing your signature "Janey Vakarian" all over your textbooks with little hearts around it.

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Practicing your signature "Janey Vakarian" all over your textbooks with little hearts around it.


You make it sound weird. :huh:

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The illusive man might actually work though. We don't really know what his true powers are. Maybe he is a powerful biotic or something. His glowing eyes kind of gains him a couple evil points too.

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Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Practicing your signature "Janey Vakarian" all over your textbooks with little hearts around it.


Carving 'Garrus Forever' on your arm.

Errr...

#12398
Ray Joel Oh

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I'm still really hoping he'll turn on some microchip in Shepard's brain and start pushing him/her around a little. There needs to be some good payoff to you being a cyborg.

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janeym27 wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Practicing your signature "Janey Vakarian" all over your textbooks with little hearts around it.


You make it sound weird. :huh:


:lol:

And Cerryyd, as for you...::attempts to hit Cerryyd in the leg with her walker, but misses::
/shakes fist: DARN YOU KIDS!!

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See - I think I'm missing a trick here. I know that renegade Shep is cybernetic (eyes), and Garrus is cybernetic, but doesn pretty much ALL the audio on the Lazerus project go on about how cybernetics were not an option, because Shepard had to be exactly the same? And then Shep says something like 'I'm lucky they restored me to stock.' It's been confusing me for months.