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Garrus Love and Adoration v.2


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#12551
Evander

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Hyrule_Gal wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

*peeks back in*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Image IPB
At least they didn't do it to Dr.Pepper.

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Too late


"If your quarry goes to ground, leave no ground to go to."  Or soda.  You cruel, cruel woman.

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drunken pyromaniac

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Hyrule_Gal wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

*peeks back in*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Image IPB
At least they didn't do it to Dr.Pepper.

Image IPB

Too late

Somehow, I knew that would happen! Now, just to redo that with Tali. Then it wouldn't be so bad.Image IPBImage IPB

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Wouldn't dexter-DNA aliens be unable to taste the sugar, rendering the whole point of drinking pop pointless? /killjoy

#12554
Collider

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drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

*peeks back in*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Image IPB
At least they didn't do it to Dr.Pepper.

Image IPB

Too late

Somehow, I knew that would happen! Now, just to redo that with Tali. Then it wouldn't be so bad.Image IPBImage IPB

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Poor Garrus. First his father disowns him, then he loses his CO, then he quits his job to become a vigilante who is then betrayed, then gets half his face blown off...and you reduce him to...to THIS? A two-bit soda salesman??

Oh the humanity...er, turianity :(

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kglaser wrote...

Poor Garrus. First his father disowns him, then he loses his CO, then he quits his job to become a vigilante who is then betrayed, then gets half his face blown off...and you reduce him to...to THIS? A two-bit soda salesman??
Oh the humanity...er, turianity :(


Garrus disaporves -90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

#12557
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Shepard and Garrus/Tali can just go to some restaurant on the Citadel or Illium that caters to both humans and turians/quarians :wizard:

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Collider wrote...

drunken pyromaniac wrote...

Somehow, I knew that would happen! Now, just to redo that with Tali. Then it wouldn't be so bad.Image IPBImage IPB



*snip*

What? That''s too dirty for you? Look at this place!Image IPB

#12559
Evander

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kglaser wrote...

Poor Garrus. First his father disowns him, then he loses his CO, then he quits his job to become a vigilante who is then betrayed, then gets half his face blown off...and you reduce him to...to THIS? A two-bit soda salesman??
Oh the humanity...er, turianity :(


"I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite soda in the galaxy."

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aynxalot wrote...

Wouldn't dexter-DNA aliens be unable to taste the sugar, rendering the whole point of drinking pop pointless? /killjoy

I don't really know for sure, but sugar is just a compound made of carbohydrates, or monosaccharides like glucose. I really see no reason why they would not be able to taste it, but I am not a xenobiologist either.Image IPB

Modifié par Azint, 19 avril 2010 - 02:21 .


#12561
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Evander wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Poor Garrus. First his father disowns him, then he loses his CO, then he quits his job to become a vigilante who is then betrayed, then gets half his face blown off...and you reduce him to...to THIS? A two-bit soda salesman??
Oh the humanity...er, turianity :(


"I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite soda in the galaxy."


I'm commander shepard, and this is my favorite turian in the galaxy. 

By your Vakarian wine for your significant other today!

#12562
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Collider wrote...

Shepard and Garrus/Tali can just go to some restaurant on the Citadel or Illium that caters to both humans and turians/quarians :wizard:


Yes. Unfortunately, no romantic spaghetti sharing. Doesn't matter though, I don't like spaghetti.

I still wonder how Garrus eats. I support having dinner with your squadmates in ME3.

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aynxalot wrote...

Wouldn't dexter-DNA aliens be unable to taste the sugar, rendering the whole point of drinking pop pointless? /killjoy


According to the theory, yeah they wouldn't taste anything. But then what about the popularity of donuts among certain turian security guards? Special dextro-donuts? Hmm....

Fun useless fact: Cats can't taste sweets.

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So Garrus eating would be like this?





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Soltana, that sounds like a police officer joke more than anything else. But I bet they could make dextro donuts.

The only problem regarding food in the relationships would be that they can't eat the same ones as Shepard. Shepard is rolling on dough, paying for special cuisine shouldn't be a problem.

#12566
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Evander wrote...

So Garrus eating would be like this?


I'd pay A LOT to hear Brandon Keener/Garrus make that sound in a eating scene.

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kglaser wrote...

Hyrule, you are a baaaad girl. LOL! :D
P.S. there's your Dr. Pepper slogan right there "Drink it--what's the worst that could happen? 'Anaphylactic shock?' We have dismissed this claim"
ok I am drinking too fast again :P


"We taste like Mountain Dew?  We have dismissed this claim."

I love to hate that uppity turian...

#12568
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Cerrydd wrote...

Evander wrote...

So Garrus eating would be like this?


I'd pay A LOT to hear Brandon Keener/Garrus make that sound in a eating scene.


HEY BIOWARE!
DLC!
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PROFIT!

#12569
Kotori Ky

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I.... I really want some Mt.Dew now...



kg, I'm so envious you're drinking right now. I'm out of sours mix so no go for me tonight. /has a sad

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Jackalope wrote...

I love to hate that uppity turian...


Yeah, me too...they just made him such a delightful a**wipe.

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I'm not really sure what's going on in the thread right now but....just had to pop in and say congrats on 500+. It's been crazy active in here the past month. Oohrah, Garrus Support!

...Spehs mareenz lulz.

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Kotori Ky wrote...

I.... I really want some Mt.Dew now...

kg, I'm so envious you're drinking right now. I'm out of sours mix so no go for me tonight. /has a sad


Aww, Kotori, there there... /pats
You'll just have to get more tomorrow and have a drink for me then :wizard:

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aznsoisauce wrote...

I'm not really sure what's going on in the thread right now but....just had to pop in and say congrats on 500+. It's been crazy active in here the past month. Oohrah, Garrus Support!
...Spehs mareenz lulz.


You're still cheating on Garrus by playing other games?

#12574
kglaser

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There...are other games? :/

#12575
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kglaser wrote...

There...are other games? :/


No, we have dismissed that claim. Others still tend to believe it, though.

Any game without Garrus is non-existent.