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[kraidy1117]

Sand King wrote...

@ siltsonata what the hell is that

leftovers?

[Sand King]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Sand King wrote...

@ siltsonata what the hell is that

leftovers?

I pray to God that it was once something "normal":sick:

[siltsonata]

Real quick then

Sand King wrote...

@ siltsonata what the hell is that

I edited it to label, but it's 8-month-old hummus.  

Kim Shepard wrote...

I recognized the Billy Madison reference too. xD And now I forgot what I was going to type after spending a few seconds thinking, "I know that quote, I know that quote..." 
Okay, I remember now. Which scene is that pic from, the one where Garrus put his hands on his hips like that? xD

Purgatory, when they're walking down the hallway as Kuril's giving them "the tour"

[Mrs Vakarian]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Mrs Vakarian wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Armax, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

He does not have a soul

So he's a Ginger and a troll... 

Such a monstrosity should be eradicated 

Dam those souless, the world would be better off without them.:happy:

I think Garrus and Shepard are more than qualified to eliminate such monstrosities/pests. We should round them up like pyjaks and then make a game out of firing missiles at them like they do on Tuchanka. Maybe then Bioware would give us a discount at their store 

[kraidy1117]

Mrs Vakarian wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Mrs Vakarian wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Armax, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

He does not have a soul

So he's a Ginger and a troll... 

Such a monstrosity should be eradicated 

Dam those souless, the world would be better off without them.:happy:

I think Garrus and Shepard are more than qualified to eliminate such monstrosities/pests. We should round them up like pyjaks and then make a game out of firing missiles at them like they do on Tuchanka. Maybe then Bioware would give us a discount at their store 

I support troll killing minigame in ME3

[Sand King]

siltsonata wrote...


I edited it to label, but it's 8-month-old hummus.  

Good to know.

Modifié par Sand King, 20 avril 2010 - 06:46 .

[Kim Shepard]

Wow, it's from Purgatory... I must have looked away from the screen for a few seconds. xD I thought it might have been something from a DLC mission I haven't seen. Well, I'll just pay more attention next playthrough.

[Sand King]

Shepard: Hey Garrus
Garrus: Yeah
Shepard: Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?

[kraidy1117]

Sand King wrote...

Shepard: Hey Garrus
Garrus: Yeah
Shepard: Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?

Garrus: Realy Shepard?"

[Sand King]

Shepard: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Garrus: No.
Shepard:Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Garrus: No.

[kraidy1117]

Sand King wrote...

Shepard: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Garrus: No.
Shepard:Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Garrus: No.

Shepard: Have you ever said BOOM HEADSHOT!?

[Sand King]

Garrus: All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got helmet on in Public?
Shepard: He's ****-ugly
Garrus: Or, he doesn't want you to see his face.
Shepard: 'Cause he's ****-ugly. 

[kraidy1117]

Sand King wrote...

Garrus: All right, what about this guy? Ask yourself, why has he got helmet on in Public?
Shepard: He's ****-ugly
Garrus: Or, he doesn't want you to see his face.
Shepard: 'Cause he's ****-ugly. 

EPIC WIN

[enormousmoonboots]

I think you guys have the roles backwards...which one is the one who's super-psyched to work with a cool Spectre because he's bored of regular policework?

[Nivenus]

enormousmoonboots wrote...

I think you guys have the roles backwards...which one is the one who's super-psyched to work with a cool Spectre because he's bored of regular policework?

*snipe*

Okay, for some reason, I could totally see that. And it's really funny.

[aznsoisauce]

I love that Shepard's font color is red.

[Sand King]

Shepard: Garrus? Garrus? 
Tali: Why don't we just go down there? 
Shepard: No. No. Wait. No. No! Don't go up there! 
Miranda: Why not? 
Shepard: Because he might still be annoyed. Garrus? Maybe he went back to Omega. 
Jack: Well, how come he didn't take the shuttle? It’s still here. 
Shepard: Well, maybe he got a lift; he said he wasn't feeling very well. Garrus? 
Zaeed: OI, ******!  

Modifié par Sand King, 20 avril 2010 - 01:56 .

[aznsoisauce]

Scrolling past the hummus pictures actually makes me gag.

[aznsoisauce]

Shepard: Are there any questions?

Garrus: Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

[enormousmoonboots]

Why am I picturing this with Saren as Frank?



...why does it fit so well?



Also, Kaidan = Tony Fisher, Zaeed = Bob Walker (Urz = Saxon), Miranda = Doris Thatcher...Grunt and Wrex = the Andes?

[Kim Shepard]

...Which movie are you guys talking about? xD (Just reading it and not knowing is still amusing, but now that Saren has worked his way into this, I'd like to know.)

[Sand King]

Shepard: What's the plan then? 
Garrus: Right. 
Shepard: We take the shuttle, we fly over to Illium, we go in, take care of the mercs, then we grab Oriana , we taker her to Miranda , hole up, have a few rounds and wait for this whole thing to blow over. 
Garrus: Why have we got to go to Miranda’s? 
Shepard: Because we do. 
Garrus: But she dumped you! 
Shepard: I have to know if she's all right! 
Garrus: Why? 
Shepard. Because I love her! 
Garrus: All right... gayyy... I'm not staying there, though. 
Shepard: Why not? 
Garrus: If we hole up, I wanna be somewhere familiar, I wanna know where the exits are, and I wanna be allowed to kill all the mercs I see. 
Shepard: Okay. We take the shuttle, we fly over to Illium, we go in, take care of the mercs, then we grab Oriana , go to Miranda’s, pick her up, bring her back here, have a few rounds and wait for this whole thing to blow over. 
Garrus: Perfect! 
Shepard: No, no, no, no, no, wait, we can't bring her back here. 
Garrus: Why not? 
Shepard: Well, it's not really safe, is it?
Garrus: It is Tuchanka after all? 
Shepard: Where's safe? Where's familiar? 
Garrus: Where can I kill mercs? 
Shepard: Take shuttle. We grab Oriana . Kill mercs, grab Miranda, go to Afterlife, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold? 
Garrus. Yeah, boyyyeee!  

Modifié par Sand King, 20 avril 2010 - 07:49 .

[Sand King]

Kim Shepard wrote...

...Which movie are you guys talking about? xD (Just reading it and not knowing is still amusing, but now that Saren has worked his way into this, I'd like to know.)

Hot Fuzz

[Nivenus]

Sand King wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

...Which movie are you guys talking about? xD (Just reading it and not knowing is still amusing, but now that Saren has worked his way into this, I'd like to know.)

Hot Fuzz

Best. Cop. Movie. Ever.

[Sand King]

Nivenus wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...

...Which movie are you guys talking about? xD (Just reading it and not knowing is still amusing, but now that Saren has worked his way into this, I'd like to know.)

Hot Fuzz

Best. Cop. Movie. Ever.

Big Cops. Small Town. Moderate Violence.