You're right...Garrus' slot is still remains 'classified', what the heck? its been like almost 3 months since the release of ME2, can't BW just updates the freaking list for the sake of Garrus' fans?Cerrydd wrote...
Liara is going to kill Garrus because he stole her favourite colour: blue.
Oh well, there's no hope anymore. So, what were we talking about before this? Oh right, Garrus' C-Sec history. I don't have anything to add, because there's just not enough information. I wonder when BW will finally take away those 'classified' slots.
Garrus Love and Adoration v.2
#13401
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:06
#13402
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:06
#13403
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:07
siltsonata wrote...
Why Mountain Dew and Cupcakes? Mountain Dew is a liquid sugar reference I assume...but when did the cupcake thing come up?)
The cupcake thing started with this quote from Flammie after a Fight Club reference was made. We joked that Garrus might just be a figment of Shepard's imagination, and this came up:
Flammie wrote...
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Shepard has actually just been masturbating while thinking of beetles.
Garrus has actually just been masturbating while thinking of cupcakes.
...and then somehow evolved into this:
Modifié par Xsause, 21 avril 2010 - 06:08 .
#13404
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:09
siltsonata wrote...
(All right, that's it. I was sort of going along with it but I'm tied of not knowing; I knew not catching up to every post would bite me in the ass one day...
Why Mountain Dew and Cupcakes? Mountain Dew is a liquid sugar reference I assume...but when did the cupcake thing come up?)
Just... a very odd conversation. Also everybody likes cupcakes. I like the latter as an explanation better.
#13405
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:09
#13406
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:10
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Worst. Meme. Ever.
Agreed.
#13407
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:11
#13408
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:11
This paper had a paragraph that was largely about Garrus in it.
Not only did I get an A, but the professor wrote "Impressive!" in the margins next to the Garrus paragraph.
I love my life sometimes.
#13409
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:13
Lemonwizard wrote...
This paper had a paragraph that was largely about Garrus in it.
Not only did I get an A, but the professor wrote "Impressive!" in the margins next to the Garrus paragraph.
SUPERWIN! Is he a ME player or was it just coincidence?
#13410
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:13
And yeah, scifi is the new western.
#13411
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:13
Your professor wins the internet.Lemonwizard wrote...
My film professor just returned my graded paper to me today. This paper was discussing how the western genre is slowly becoming more dated the farther in the past the "untamed" wild west becomes, and now more and more science fiction works are serving to fill the void because audiences are more easily able to identify with a frontier that remains almost entirely unexplored to this day and it serves as a more appealing setting for an adventure.
This paper had a paragraph that was largely about Garrus in it.
Not only did I get an A, but the professor wrote "Impressive!" in the margins next to the Garrus paragraph.
I love my life sometimes.
#13412
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:14
Well. I am not a huge fan of cupcakes (The frosting is only there to cover the FAIL and the LIE...it tries to be as delicious as a muffin but doesn't succeed.).
But I do love me some Mountain Dew.
MMMMmmm.
That I can get on board with. I think. (Mmmm...?)
#13413
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:14
Cerrydd wrote...
Lemonwizard wrote...
This paper had a paragraph that was largely about Garrus in it.
Not only did I get an A, but the professor wrote "Impressive!" in the margins next to the Garrus paragraph.
SUPERWIN! Is he a ME player or was it just coincidence?
I don't know, but I think it's too awesome to be a mere coincidence. I intend to ask next time I see him.
#13414
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:14
Flammie wrote...
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Shepard has actually just been masturbating while thinking of beetles.
Garrus has actually just been masturbating while thinking of cupcakes.
I'm not sure if I wanted to know...
#13415
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:16
Lemonwizard wrote...
I don't know, but I think it's too awesome to be a mere coincidence. I intend to ask next time I see him.
I agree. Let us know what he says.
#13416
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:18
just...
yeah.
I'm so sorry, world.
Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 21 avril 2010 - 06:19 .
#13417
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:20
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
I swear it made sense in context! See, people were talking about how it's like Fight Club and Garrus doesn't actually exist so instead of "Jack" beating up "Tyler" when he's really beating himself up it's Shepard being in a relationship with Garrus when it's really...
just...
yeah.
Come now, if the badass gunslinger who's not afraid to break the rules to get the bad guys isn't a standard archetype for a western hero I don't know what is.
Just now he's IN SPACE!
#13418
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:27
#13419
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:33
Lemonwizard wrote...
My film professor just returned my graded paper to me today. This paper was discussing how the western genre is slowly becoming more dated the farther in the past the "untamed" wild west becomes, and now more and more science fiction works are serving to fill the void because audiences are more easily able to identify with a frontier that remains almost entirely unexplored to this day and it serves as a more appealing setting for an adventure.
This paper had a paragraph that was largely about Garrus in it.
Not only did I get an A, but the professor wrote "Impressive!" in the margins next to the Garrus paragraph.
I love my life sometimes.
Hot damn. I pretty much have a mega-crush on Clint Eastwood's character from the Man With No Name films. With all of the snark and badass of Garrus (well, at least in comparable quantities), but without any sense of civic duty.
That, and you find him randomly playing with a kitten in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. The best.
Anyway, your film professor is kind of awesome.
#13420
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:34
#13421
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:37
social.bioware.com/group/2009/
#13422
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:38
Riot's Screen Shots of AWESOME!
And for those of you not skittish to torrent them, I've also set up a demoniod torrent.
Some people don't like Demoniod, but I've not had an issue with them to date.
Wheee!
#13423
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:39
Aside from art being such a hard thing to define....Lemme tell you what, if you find a movie that makes me care about characters as much as I care about my squad in ME2, then perhaps we'll talk.
#13424
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:40
Ray Joel Oh wrote...
Except aliens are like the equivalent of the natives. So he'd be like a cooler version of Tonto to Shepard's Lone Ranger.
That's can be true but is not necessarily the case, depending on the work in question. Science fiction does have a tendency to have more complicated allegiance systems than just settlers and natives, and Mass Effect does not seem very much like a "Humans vs. everybody else" sort of work. Especially considering that westerns which take the Native American POV as the protagonist POV do exist.
ME isn't so much a "cowboys and indians" sort of western as it is an inevitability of change sort of western. The idea that this untamed frontier country is ultimately doomed to become either absorbed by civilization or left as wilderness (which force the reapers represent isn't really apparent right now but I assume it will be in ME3).
I'm....super simplifying, but I think the point is clear enough.
#13425
Posté 21 avril 2010 - 06:44
Pretty much.siltsonata wrote...
If S/he plays video games, I wonder what Lemonwizard's film professor thought about that argument Ebert wrote about how video games can't be art.
Aside from art being such a hard thing to define....Lemme tell you what, if you find a movie that makes me care about characters as much as I care about my squad in ME2, then perhaps we'll talk.
Also the word art is so ill defined that it's ridiculous to be calling creative media like video games unable to be art.




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