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[Flammie]

I like how blueL thinks.

Eradyn wrote...

...You.  You are not a nice person.

See this puppy? This puppy was strangled thanks to the evilness of Xsause.  Be ashamed. =________=

Garrus would shun you for what you did here this day.






XD

Aww. *hugs Eradyn*

*looks at puppy*

It looks more like an overdose of "Hunny". I know that often makes cute puppies sleepy. He'll be fine.

[Cerrydd]

When the Reaper **** is over, Shepard and Garrus should retire and start a reception center for mutant babies who were abandoned because they didn't turn out like their parents wanted to.

[Eradyn]

Cerrydd wrote...

Stop killing puppies, Eradyn!

MUTANT BABIEZ!

*Falls to the ground in convulsions* STOP SAYING THAT! STOP IT! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING US APART?

*Ahem*

Sadly, I now have a restraining order.  Can't step within 100m of a puppy.  Drat.  Well...there's always Garrus...who is NOT a mutant/hybrid anything...just a very handsome, very sexy turian with a voice that's liquid sex.  *nods*  Also, he must be shirtless...for any Romance Pack the devs make or for ME3.  Shirtless or naked.

[Flammie]

Just make sure Eradyn doesn't visit them at their workplace.

I'd rather have sex with him than just see him shirtless or naked. Damn he drives me with lust/desire.

Modifié par Flammie, 21 avril 2010 - 10:42 .

[Xsause]

Someone needs to make an "I Support Mutant Babies In Mass Effect 3" banner.

[kglaser]

Eradyn wrote...

Well...there's always Garrus...who is NOT a mutant/hybrid anything...just a very handsome, very sexy turian with a voice that's liquid sex.

This is simply the Best. Description. Ever. of Garrus's voice.

Also, I'm glad about the restraining order, because it means this cutie is safe:


He's thoughtful AND adorable.  "Hey, I brought pespi...best I could afford on a dog's salary...but I drinkd it."

[Eradyn]

*Blatantly ignores Xsause*

Why yes, Flammie, of course there needs to be sex with Garrus...but I'd also like to see him naked/shirtless in the process. 8D

@Kglaser: D'awwwwwww, that is a cute puppy.  And he looks so guilty, too! X3

Modifié par Eradyn, 21 avril 2010 - 10:46 .

[Cerrydd]

OH NOES!

[Flammie]

I want Garrus. I want shirtless/naked Garrus. I want sex with Garrus. I want to see Garrus' butt. I want to see Garru-maybe we shouldn't go there for the sake of innocent people around us.



Aren't you one of those pretty good at making banners, Xsause?



...Oh dear lord no what have I suggested...



...Then again Xsause already voiced it so it would have been done anyway



...Wait I shouldn't be happy for that.



...Well, I guess it wouldn't be my fault.



...I'm making it worse by constantly arguing with myself.



...I don't think anybody minds.



...Anyway, I've said this already, and I know what happened to me then, but I want to say it again.



ROMANCEABLE/RECRUITABLE CHICKEN FLAMMIE FOR MASS EFFECT THR-*blasted by nuclear laser*-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *dies*

[Eradyn]

*Shudders*



Why are you people so cruel. D; *Starts twitching*



I-I'm so confused...I mean...it's Garrus...but it's also Mutant ba-*gags* Unholy abominations. I don't know whether I should gleefully embrace my screen or collapse onto the ground in a raging froth.

[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...

I want Garrus. I want shirtless/naked Garrus. I want sex with Garrus. I want to see Garrus' butt. I want to see Garru-maybe we shouldn't go there for the sake of innocent people around us.

Don't worry, there's no one innocent left in here after the eye-melting images that troll put here yesterday. *shudder*

[Flammie]

GARRUS' P-*obliterated by second coming of nuclear laser*

Garrus supporting what shouldn't be supported? It's almost like Garrus' death.

Edit: Bloody...

Modifié par Flammie, 21 avril 2010 - 10:53 .

[Cerrydd]

Baby turian and baby human then?


edit: oh oops, I don't have permission to use this pic (but it's awesome!), so it's done by Nygauhlt and it can be found here: http://nyhgault.devi...sery-156366155.

Yeah, let's adopt.

Modifié par Cerrydd, 21 avril 2010 - 10:56 .

[kglaser]

Muuuch better Cerryyd.

[Xsause]

Baby Turian is cute. It doesn't stare into your soul like the mutant ba - *gets shot by Eradyn*

[Eradyn]

Yes, adoption is much, much better. ^^

EDIT: =_____________=

Modifié par Eradyn, 21 avril 2010 - 10:54 .

[Ray Joel Oh]

That turian baby looks too much like a human baby in a Garrus costume.

[Flammie]

Adoption is where I want it to go, if children should come into it. Unless this happens:



Better getting shot with Eradyn than getting hit by this nuclear laser that seems constantly trained on me. Seems to fire whenever I mention the unmentionable or any involvement of Chicken Flammie with Mass Effect *gulp* the third one, yeah, the third one.

*gets destroyed by nuclear laser anyway*

Modifié par Flammie, 21 avril 2010 - 10:56 .

[kglaser]

Eradyn wrote...

EDIT: =_____________=

wait what is that I don't even

(PLEASE DON'T SHOOT!)

[Jackalope]

So, I didn't get to do any calibrations at work today. Oh well, maybe later this week.



Still, I did have a very deep thought at the office today:



Do get me wrong, I liked the Kaiden romance in ME1, but I was sooooooo just rooting for Garrus in ME2...and I think I finally figured out one of the reasons. You keep on hearing how turians are suppose to put the group ahead of their own needs and wants. Which is why Garrus hates turians like Sidonis and Saren -- they set themselves up as numero uno. Meanwhile, Garrus proves time and time again his desire to help everyone else, either in C-Sec or Omerga or on the Normandy. And frankly, considering how he ended up disliking C-Sec, lost the first Normandy, and got bitter on Omega, you just get this feeling that being the selfless turian does not pay off.



And yet...he talks about wanting to savor a moment with Shepard before he throws his life away for the good of the galaxy. All that other stuff he did that made him the ideal turian, and this is the one thing he wants for himself. Shepard. Frankly, I think that makes what Garrus offers a bigger deal than anything Jacob, Kaiden, or Thane have to offer.



If being selfish is a turian vice and Garrus wants to be with Shepard, then maybe it's true about liking people for the good things about them but loving them for their shortcomings.



End of deep thought. Hopefully I get to use that calibration line tomorrow.

[janeym27]

*Is just sitting back watching this thread unfold, with a glass o wine in hand*

[Ray Joel Oh]

Nicely stated, Jackalope. C:

Modifié par Ray Joel Oh, 21 avril 2010 - 10:58 .

[blueL]

Got bored for a moment again





These are the last ones today, I have to catch some sleep xD"

[kglaser]

Jackalope wrote...

So, I didn't get to do any calibrations at work today. Oh well, maybe later this week.

I did, I did!  I got to calibrate the UV Spec
Unfortunately, no one tried to ask me a question while I was doing it...feh

[janeym27]

Jackalope wrote...

So, I didn't get to do any calibrations at work today. Oh well, maybe later this week.

Still, I did have a very deep thought at the office today:

Do get me wrong, I liked the Kaiden romance in ME1, but I was sooooooo just rooting for Garrus in ME2...and I think I finally figured out one of the reasons. You keep on hearing how turians are suppose to put the group ahead of their own needs and wants. Which is why Garrus hates turians like Sidonis and Saren -- they set themselves up as numero uno. Meanwhile, Garrus proves time and time again his desire to help everyone else, either in C-Sec or Omerga or on the Normandy. And frankly, considering how he ended up disliking C-Sec, lost the first Normandy, and got bitter on Omega, you just get this feeling that being the selfless turian does not pay off.

And yet...he talks about wanting to savor a moment with Shepard before he throws his life away for the good of the galaxy. All that other stuff he did that made him the ideal turian, and this is the one thing he wants for himself. Shepard. Frankly, I think that makes what Garrus offers a bigger deal than anything Jacob, Kaiden, or Thane have to offer.

If being selfish is a turian vice and Garrus wants to be with Shepard, then maybe it's true about liking people for the good things about them but loving them for their shortcomings.

End of deep thought. Hopefully I get to use that calibration line tomorrow.

This.

(I was running out of popcorn anyway.)

Seriously entertaining thread tonight, guys.