Ok, prepare for this way too long limerick... I'm sorry I couldn't fit everybody in. Maybe I'll ever modify it when I'm sober haha. Needless to say, this is all in good fun and it's not my intention to offend anybody. Don't take it too seriously

(you know I love all of you)
GARRUS' BIRTHDAY BASHGarrus fangirls gathered to celebrate Garrus' birthday
That turned out to be quite epic I must say
Garrus was there
That was pretty rare
Because there were no calibrations to do that day
In the begininning the party started pretty tame
But that all changed when Kotori came
She brought wine
It was divine
And the girls started doing a drinking game
Their yells and squees almost caused an earthquake
Garrus discovered the amount of noise girls can make
He felt out of place
Made a WTF-face
And started eating a
Mountain Dew cupcakeCollider was sitting back, observing the crowd
As Cerryd was rolling over the floor, laughing out loud
All that liquor
Made them talk about liquid sugar
And a random lurker had no idea what they were laughing about
Siltsonata started stripping off
her loyalty hoodieAnd started dancing with our pirate Janey
Only 1 hour had passed
The girls were drinking fast
Already 14 bottles of wine were empty
Oh, those silly members from Garrus Love and Adoration
Everybody joined the dancefloor without hesitation
Even kglaser
In her old-school blazer
Took her walker and joined the celebration
Evil Soltana was in for a joke
She saw chicken Flammie and started to provoke
But he was not in the mood
He wasn't feeling too good
And Flammie yelled "I HAD TOO MUCH DIET COKE!"
Mr. Blazen was working in the kitchen all night long
Xsause was thinking about making banners all along
The crowd went wild
Kglaser smiled
When she heard
the Shirtlessjacobparticlebeamoculus songblueL got so much inspiration, it was hard to choose
Everybody was partying like there was nothing to lose
AngryP1xel screamed
Or so it seemed
"Time for a refill, who wants more booze?"
The party continued the entire night
Music and booze, everybody feeling alright
And then the last song
Everybody started singing along
It was Savage Lycan's famous
Afternoon DelightAt the end of the party, everybody passed out on the ground
Nobody could take another drinking round
The booze was free
On his birthday party
But none of the fans ever noticed that Garrus was around
THE END