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[kglaser]

Fight her?!? She won't even look at me!! *sob*

[Xsause]

Oh, and by the way:

kglaser wrote...

Xsause, those are fantastic screenshots...I love the one with the eye closeup.

I was extremely fond of that one myself, too. So here's a full size version of that picture so you can use it as your desktop wallpaper or something. Just click on the image and it should show in full size.

Modifié par Xsause, 25 avril 2010 - 10:16 .

[Flammie]

There's plenty of WTF Garrus pieces out there.



@kglaser:

She's too busy thinking of Mountain Dew. But she'll still kick your ass. Whilst thinking of Mountain Dew.

[kglaser]

@ Flammie: Then I shall kick hers, while thinking of my pension check.

Thanks Xsause, that is really a great, great image.

[Eradyn]

kglaser wrote...

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

I'm pretty sure Garrus is so awesome that even in woman form he can just will himself back into masculinity and it will be so. No worries.

Yes, indeed.


Also, in order:
Sialater--welcome back!
Xsause--consider ME seduced, smooth banner-maker!  I'll switch out my current banner(s) post-haste.
Flammie--Thank you for the support re: my posting speed...you know I don't want to break a hip.  Or tear a ligament.

...Please consider the previous "fabric of universe" ripping to now be void and nonexistent.  Just...please...make that image go away. *shudders, sobbing in the corner*

Disturbing content aside, it is a nice picture, though. ;D

[Xsause]

...Wait, why did Garrus suddenly decide to dress up like Flammie?

Modifié par Xsause, 25 avril 2010 - 10:21 .

[Flammie]

That's not my uniform. See, my bow is more intricate, I've got intricate designs on my collar, and it's blue. IT'S NOT THE SAME.

I'd sure like to see the Cerrydd vs. kglaser battle. We need a poll for that. We also need a poll for the Villain vs. Mascot.

And, I can make the picture disappear. By using equally, if not more weird ones.

Modifié par Flammie, 25 avril 2010 - 10:22 .

[kglaser]

Xsause wrote...

...Wait, why did Garrus suddenly decide to dress up like Flammie?

Haha, that's exactly what I asked Ray back on about page 562 or so when she posted it

[enormousmoonboots]

kglaser wrote...

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

I'm pretty sure Garrus is so awesome that even in woman form he can just will himself back into masculinity and it will be so. No worries.

Yes, indeed.


Also, in order:
Sialater--welcome back!
Xsause--consider ME seduced, smooth banner-maker!  I'll switch out my current banner(s) post-haste.
Flammie--Thank you for the support re: my posting speed...you know I don't want to break a hip.  Or tear a ligament.

Don't make me dig up the origin of this picture again. I'm sure there are some people still scarred by it.

Re: body temp--consensus last time was unsure, siltsonata brought up some good points, but I realized that no matter what the actual temp is, if turians are bad at retaining heat (Grunt comments that you don't see them out of armor much, turians are always fully-clothed to the point of wearing gloves on a climate-controlled ship/station, they're sensitive to cold, and they don't seem to have much visible body fat) then they'll feel warmer than a human--after all, human skin temperature isn't 98.6, so if turians give off more heat, then they'll feel warmer.

[Xsause]

Oh, I know where that picture came from...it creeps me out.

This thread gives me so much inspiration for FemShepxGarrus marriage crackfic, you know...

...but I think I'll stay away from the mutant babies part. That is just plain wrong. And yes, I know I started it.

Modifié par Xsause, 25 avril 2010 - 10:27 .

[Flammie]

...Wait, people are finding that mind-scarring?

[kglaser]

Flammie wrote...

It is terribly unfortunate that this piece of...um, "art" exists.  So many things I could say but I'll just ask...what the @#$% is that on the leash?

[Cerrydd]

Flammie wrote...

Err... someone care to explain what that thing in the back is? Other than that, it's actually pretty cute.

And kglaser and I are not going to fight. Beating up an elder is cruel. Our battle will be... a drinking competition! Duh. (which I'm going to lose due to my weird emetophobia). Or a knitting contest. Nonono, that's something I'll lose too.. grrr.

[Flammie]

According to the description, it's those burstey floatey things you find on Eden Prime. Unless you're referring to that object in the top left. That's a bee, Cerrydd, they're yellow and black, and they buzz you. They may also sting you if provoked.

How about a race? kglaser can use a rocket powered walker, and you can use an actual rocket.

Modifié par Flammie, 25 avril 2010 - 10:29 .

[kglaser]

No, I would lose a drinking competition, based on last night, anyway (This was me: XP )

eta:  I'd be too worried about the rocket hitting me in the face.  And then Garrus would say, "That's soooo 2 months ago!"

Modifié par kglaser, 25 avril 2010 - 10:29 .

[Xsause]

kglaser wrote...

Flammie wrote...

It is terribly unfortunate that this piece of...um, "art" exists.  So many things I could say but I'll just ask...what the @#$% is that on the leash?
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I think it's their mutant baby. They're keeping it on a leash so that other people won't catch its contagious mutant-ness.

Modifié par Xsause, 25 avril 2010 - 10:30 .

[Collider]

No mutant babies please...I don't know why people even consider it. The kid will grow thinking "OH GOD KILL ME NOW" all the time.

Modifié par Collider, 25 avril 2010 - 10:30 .

[kglaser]

It's just a running joke. It's so horrible a thought, we have to joke about it. Or gag...we prefer the joking.

[Xsause]

Wait, now I remember! It's one of those gas bags from Eden Prime. Don't know why they'd walk it like a dog, though...

EDIT: Gah, ninja'd.

Modifié par Xsause, 25 avril 2010 - 10:33 .

[Cerrydd]

Flammie wrote...

According to the description, it's those burstey floatey things you find on Eden Prime. Unless you're referring to that object in the top left. That's a bee, Cerrydd, they're yellow and black, and they buzz you. They may also sting you if provoked.

How about a race? kglaser can use a rocket powered walker, and you can use an actual rocket.

Oooh, a gasbag! It looks cute. lol. I'm weird, yes? And I know what bees are. I had a tendency to step on bees with bare feet when I was young.

And a race is no fun. kglaser will get her wheelchair out. That's not fair! Drag race... Garrus dressed up in those pit girl clothes... NO!

[kglaser]

To get those horrible things out of our minds, everyone post a screenshot or art piece of Garrus they love. I'll start:

[LOLandStuff]

Cerrydd wrote...

Flammie wrote...

Err... someone care to explain what that thing in the back is? Other than that, it's actually pretty cute.

It's a gigantic mutant poodle flea in a leash!

[Cerrydd]

Oh LOL, I found this: (it's very big and I hope it won't mess up this page)


By ~rk87

Taking Garrus and Grunt SHOPPING?! What the hell were you thinking Shepard?

Modifié par Cerrydd, 25 avril 2010 - 10:41 .

[Flammie]

Wow, that pic is awesome. I love the laser on Garrus' head and Grunt eating a fish.

Hmm... edited the showdown pic.

Modifié par Flammie, 25 avril 2010 - 10:45 .